1 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:02,117 - oh, yeah! - Yo! Hook 'em, 'horns, baby! 2 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:04,911 We are on our way to the biggest party of the world. 3 00:04:11,293 --> 00:04:13,413 Red river rock 'n' roll request line. This is Stretch. 4 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,895 And could you tell the girls at messy high 5 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:18,258 just to leave him alone? 6 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:20,828 Stretch: Got it, and I believe it! 7 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:26,516 This is Stretch on an open request line on k-Okla in burkburnett, Texas, 8 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:29,519 red river rock 'n' roll from the tiptop... 9 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:32,522 Of the Dallas-fort worth metroplex. 10 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:38,737 Let's give Stretch a call and see what she says. 11 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:41,740 - What kinda name is Stretch? - Who knows? 12 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:50,040 Red river rock 'n' roll request line. This is Stretch. 13 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,918 Buzz: Yo, Stretch! This is the one and only buzz. 14 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:54,544 And Rick the prick! 15 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:58,048 And from all the senior boys at Wheeler high to all the senior girls... 16 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:01,551 Who are so stuck-up, boy, you're on the road to nowhere. 17 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,442 Oh, you mean we're on the road to nowhere? 18 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:04,554 No, baby. 19 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:07,557 We're on the road to texas/0.U. Weekend in Dallas! 20 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:10,560 You're on the road to nowhere. 21 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,813 - Hook 'em, 'horns, baby. Whoo! - Rick: Whoo! 22 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:15,565 Hmm. Real funny, guys. 23 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:19,069 Okay, you wanna hang up now? Tyin' up the line. Hey, come on. 24 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,822 - No way, baby! - Rick: We got a lot more to travel! 25 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:28,203 Hey, check it out, dude. Let's play a little chicken with the farmer here. 26 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:32,582 - Whoo! Come on, baby. Come on. - Whoo-hoo! Come on! 27 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,335 - Come on, man. - Whoo. 28 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:47,097 Come on! 29 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,100 Whoo! Whoo! 30 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,604 - Whoo-hoo! - Hot damn! 31 00:05:57,190 --> 00:06:00,068 Whoo-hoo! That was great! That was great! 32 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:04,614 - You got that, babe? Hot line? - Buzz: You better stick with us, baby! 33 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,118 Yeah. Later, sports. Just hang up, okay? 34 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:11,246 Buzz: No way! 35 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:14,833 Hook 'em, 'horns! Whoo-oo! 36 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:19,129 - L.G.! - Damn it, I'm tryin', darlin'. 37 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,131 Don't call me "darlin'", damn it. 38 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:06,676 yeow, it's 8:11 Texas time on a Friday night. 39 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,179 I know nobody's listening because y'all are all zooming, 40 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,806 but I got a shot of hot rock 'n' roll for you anyway. 41 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:19,022 K-Okla, red river rock 'n' roll request. 42 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:23,068 What is, Stretch? This the buzz again. 43 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:26,821 I am... not again. Hang it up, lame-o. Go call your mother. 44 00:07:27,072 --> 00:07:30,200 Yeah, yeah. Talk dirty. But this is for Rick the prick. 45 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,702 He wants to hear, "bright lights, big titties." 46 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:36,206 Wrong! I don't want to hear it, I want to see it! 47 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,959 "Bright lights, big titties!“ Yee! 48 00:07:39,334 --> 00:07:42,963 Damn. L.G.? L.G., get in here, please. 49 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:07,237 Are you crazy? 50 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:10,573 Back up, pig fucker! 51 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:21,710 Come on. Hurry up. Get out of here! 52 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:25,255 - Rick: Oh, my god! - They gotta hang up. 53 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:28,717 Stretch: Come on, hang up! Hang up! 54 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:36,558 - What the hell is that? - Some kind of geek. 55 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:39,269 - Buzz: The geek's got a... - Come on. What is that? 56 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:43,690 Come on. Get out of here. Where'd he come from? 57 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:48,653 Rick: Just keep driving. Come on. 58 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:52,282 - Hey, let's go. Come on. - Buzz: What the hell is that? 59 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:56,286 - Go on! What's he doing? - Buzz: Goddamn it! 60 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:59,164 Rick: What's he got there? 61 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:01,416 Rick: Keep it moving! 62 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:05,211 - What? - Come on. What is that? 63 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:08,214 I don't believe this shit... 64 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:13,219 Rick: Oh, god! Oh, god! Oh, god! Oh! 65 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:17,807 - Oh! Come on, get out of here. - Holy shit! 66 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:22,979 Rick: He's got a chainsaw! He's got a fuckin' chainsaw! 67 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:41,456 - That sounds like a buzz saw. - Buzz saw? 68 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:43,750 Hey, hang up, man. 69 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,604 Hang up. Hang up, hang up, hang up, hang up, hang up, hang up, hang up, 70 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:47,837 hang up, hang up, hang up! 71 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:51,341 Get him. Shoot the bastard. Get him. Shit! 72 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:55,845 I'm gonna shoot that motherfucker, yeah! 73 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:02,894 Shit! Keep back! God! 74 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,416 Missed us, assholes. 75 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:53,528 What? It just cut off. 76 00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:58,950 Did you do that? What happened? 77 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,412 It's like super feedback. 78 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:05,915 Just put the underwoofer across the overflapper. 79 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,866 Man: You go get some pictures... 80 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,801 Man: All right, keep the tension on that line. 81 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:53,963 Man 2: Hey, loosen that chain. We need some slack. 82 00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:56,507 Man 3: Easy! Easy! 83 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,895 You, get out of there! 84 00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:13,483 Cowboy, get away from there. This is an accident scene. 85 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:16,027 The area is restricted. Not gonna tell you again... 86 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,112 It's all... it's all right, Wendell. 87 00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:25,411 Lieutenant enright, sir. We heard you might be headed this way. 88 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:28,122 Uh, did you come over for the big game? 89 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:31,000 You know why I'm here. 90 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,253 Yes, sir, something about the chainsaw killers. 91 00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:39,676 But that was 14 years ago, sir, way down in south Texas. 92 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:42,679 Now, these are other kids. 93 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:48,017 This is just an accident. Just a couple of wild punks, out raising hell. 94 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:51,020 Yup. 95 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:56,067 One of those boys so wild, sawed his own head off going 90 mile per hour. 96 00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,946 Hell. 97 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:03,032 Hell's exactly what they raised. 98 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:14,335 Uh, no, sir. That information's off the record. 99 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:20,341 You know, sir, this is always a pretty hairy weekend for Dallas. 100 00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:24,220 Whole lot of folks come to town, don't give a damn about football. 101 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:27,849 You know, they just want to go blood crazy for a few... riot. 102 00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:30,226 You know what riot means, you were a ranger. 103 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,729 Can't hardly keep 'em down by law, and if... 104 00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:34,981 If you go around promotin' this chainsaw... 105 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,316 Try to speak plain. 106 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:46,617 I have authority from the d.A.'S office to put you right back on the next plane 107 00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:53,207 well, you just do that, son. I'd like to see that authority. 108 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,509 All right, lieutenant enright, what's your deal? 109 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,011 All right. 110 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,390 I'm gonna ask some questions. 111 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:13,353 Put it in the press. Get it in the news. 112 00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:16,898 Any information about this accident, 113 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:21,527 and maybe, uh, some witnesses. 114 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:25,782 Yes, sir, I, uh... I know some old boys at the paper. 115 00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,909 We'll get your story out for ya. 116 00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,425 Remember the alamo, cowboy. 117 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:56,020 Man: Look, ma, a whore! Wanna fuck! 118 00:14:56,687 --> 00:15:00,066 Asshole. 119 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,694 You need a witness? I'm a witness. 120 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:07,156 Uh, this Mercedes? I think I was talkin' to those kids when it happened. 121 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,575 - No way was that an accident. - You saw it. 122 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:12,412 No, but I heard it. You can listen. It's here on tape. 123 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,207 - Oh, shit. - Come on! 124 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,802 Regulations. We gotta record all the call-ins. 125 00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:30,030 End of the night we wipe the tapes, but I kept this one... 126 00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:32,098 Just 'cause... it just got to me. 127 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,182 We got professionals... 128 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,660 -I didn't know exactly what I'd heard, but I read your story, 129 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:36,203 and I think what you're lookin' for is on this tape. 130 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,603 -You can just not fool with it. 131 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,482 You can slow it down now. 132 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:49,866 Um, you're just a joke in this morning's paper. 133 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,452 “Cowboy chases chainsaws 14 years." 134 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,707 Like you're... you know, hung up on somethin' crazy. 135 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,251 But I believe you. I might be the only believer you got. 136 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,837 'Cause it's right here. What is? 137 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,506 Right on here, those kids gettin' killed. 138 00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,884 Now, this is evidence, sort of, right? 139 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:13,347 Yeah, it's time for you to go home. 140 00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:16,017 No, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Look. 141 00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:19,645 I came here because I could help you. I deejay this dumb show 142 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,081 on k-Okla up in burkburnett... 143 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:23,025 But people listen to me all across north Texas... 144 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,460 Now, I could put you on the radio. 145 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,903 Get people to believe you. Get you some help. 146 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:30,156 You're gonna get in my way. 147 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:31,657 Don't you get in my way. 148 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,118 No, I'm already right in the middle of this. 149 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,662 This is my chance to stop playin' head-bangin' music 150 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:37,914 and do something real. 151 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,168 Well, I don't need anybody to stand with me. 152 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:47,048 - All right? - You can't do it alone. 153 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:52,386 I got a perfect willingness to die. 154 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:55,890 That gives me a moral on this bunch of mad dogs. 155 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,893 They live on fear. They thrive on it. 156 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,687 I ain't got no fear left. 157 00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:06,275 Adios. 158 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,790 I ain't got no fear, lord. 159 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:49,318 - Hard ass. - Hard ass? Me? 160 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:55,449 Well, maybe a semihard ass, but I got a soft heart. 161 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,535 Looky. 162 00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,788 - Built you a little fry house. - L.G.! 163 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:06,961 - What, darlin'? - Oh, I.G. 164 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:28,190 Okay, everybody. Hush up. Listen up, y'all. 165 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:32,862 The texas/o.U. Chili cook-off champion is from... 166 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:36,490 - Woman: Norman, Oklahoma? No. - Crowd: No! 167 00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:38,826 Waco, Texas? Mm-mm. 168 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,495 - Tulsa? Nope. - Pardon me. 169 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:48,002 He's Dallas's favorite caterer... I think he's kinda cute... 170 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:51,631 The last round-up rolling grill chef, 171 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,382 drayton Sawyer! 172 00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:04,018 Crowd: Drayton! Drayton! Drayton! Drayton! Drayton! Drayton! 173 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,278 It's the second year in a row. 174 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:15,655 This year, drayton, 175 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:19,867 you've got to tell the secret of that fabulously tasty chili! 176 00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:24,622 Don't skimp on the meat. 177 00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:29,126 I-I got a real good eye for prime meat. 178 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,545 Runs in the family. 179 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:36,676 Whoop, whoop. One of those hard-shell peppercorns. 180 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:41,263 I gotta say, I love this town. 181 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,307 This town loves prime meat! 182 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:54,902 So, there's the big story. Texas clobbers Oklahoma in chili. 183 00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,196 This is Stretch, your fearless reporter, 184 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:30,288 Stretch: Now, be sure to watch your drinkin' and drivin'... 185 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,606 On this wild and woolly texas/o.U. Weekend. 186 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,735 This is Stretch, on k-Okla ra... 187 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:54,837 Naw, 'ceil, I ain't seen Fletcher. 188 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,380 Well, last Friday. 189 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,509 Well, hell, he's on the road, then. 190 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,848 Well, don't believe me, then. Fine. 191 00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:15,900 I'll be with you in just a minute, sir. 192 00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:22,281 Now, you're as good and mean as a sting bat, 'ceil. 193 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:27,036 Cut-rite manager: No, hell, don't call back. 194 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,915 No, don't you call back. I got a business here, 195 00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:33,250 and Fletcher ain't none of my business. 196 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,669 Cut-rite manager: Damn! 197 00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:49,016 What can I do you for? 198 00:22:45,823 --> 00:22:48,492 But don't you want to test 'em? There's gas in them. 199 00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:55,082 Give them suckers a time or two. 200 00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:20,983 Oh, my achin' banana. 201 00:23:33,162 --> 00:23:35,539 Damn, what is he doing? 202 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,812 Now, this... 203 00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:01,273 Is very hard to believe. 204 00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:10,324 I'd like you to play that tape, missy. 205 00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:15,955 Come all the way up here to burkburnett, no shit! 206 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:23,671 - Oh, you wanna hear it now. - I wanna hear it on the radio. 207 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:26,966 - On your show. - Uh-uh. 208 00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:31,178 I don't think it'd be legal to do that. 209 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,723 F .c.C. Regulations... Those things. 210 00:24:35,224 --> 00:24:38,727 Well, you just figure out how to do it, and do it. 211 00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:40,938 You bend the rules, I don't know. 212 00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:48,988 - Why? - Because the killers are here. 213 00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:53,617 Kill sites have been clustered all over northeast Texas the last two years. 214 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:04,003 The laws, they shy away from piecin' it together as murder. 215 00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:06,213 They call it accidents, disappearances. 216 00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:09,967 You got that last slaughter on tape. You play it on the radio. 217 00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:14,013 Maybe then the laws will stop trying to shut me up and start helping me. 218 00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:17,891 Besides, it'll give you something real to do. 219 00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:20,873 You said you were gonna do this alone. 220 00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:24,398 I need your help, missy. 221 00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:37,911 Well, you can call me Stretch, Mr. Enright. 222 00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:40,414 Well, now, you can call me lefty. 223 00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:43,792 It's mighty nice doin' business with you. 224 00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:47,921 - Thanks. - All right. 225 00:25:48,422 --> 00:25:50,424 You have a nice day, now. 226 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:52,926 You, too. 227 00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:21,705 Dra yton: Number one again! 228 00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:25,709 Drayton did it again. Number one. 229 00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:28,921 I number one, the Sawyers are number one I 230 00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:44,728 So here's a special request we're doing this afternoon and tonight. 231 00:26:45,062 --> 00:26:47,262 You steady listeners know we're playing this every hour. 232 00:26:47,481 --> 00:26:49,608 This is for lefty. 233 00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:54,238 Buzz: Hog fucker! Son of a bitch! 234 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:03,622 Last round-up rolling grill. We're still number one. 235 00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:07,084 I told you, boys, and I told you. 236 00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:10,879 Don't call on this phone. Now damn it, get off. 237 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:18,011 Ah, now, don't bullshit me. I can't... 238 00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:21,515 I won't... all right, what station? 239 00:27:21,849 --> 00:27:23,892 This ain't no joke, boy? 240 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:26,270 Then, I'm tunin' it in. 241 00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:32,401 You-you nap-haired idiot. 242 00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:34,361 You-you've done it again! 243 00:27:34,611 --> 00:27:38,031 Ah, you coon shits. You-you fudge packers, 244 00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:40,722 you'll be the death of me yet! 245 00:27:50,878 --> 00:27:52,522 Rick: Missed us, assholes. 246 00:27:52,546 --> 00:27:54,506 Rick: Buzz! 247 00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:56,925 - K-Okla. - Rick: Oh, god! 248 00:27:57,426 --> 00:28:00,929 Come on, lefty. Where are you? 249 00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:07,769 This concludes the broadcast day for k-Okla, in burkburnett, Texas, 250 00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:12,149 in New York, it's 1:00 A.M., still, fun city. 251 00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:14,026 In L.A., 10:00 at night, party time. 252 00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:16,528 But deep in the heart of Texas, it's 12:00 midnight. 253 00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:18,697 Ain't nothin' goin' on. 254 00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:24,536 That's another cussing caller. 255 00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:28,582 Your little ass gonna be in big trouble over that tape, girl. 256 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:54,942 Sure got a lot of complaints, darlin'. 257 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:03,492 L.G., it was a request, right? It's listed in the logs as a request. 258 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:05,953 People complain about the request every night, right? 259 00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:22,511 Want to go for coffee at the big steak? 260 00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:31,144 Huh, I guess you're waitin' on this guy lefty? 261 00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:40,112 Good night, I.G. 262 00:29:40,362 --> 00:29:41,905 Good night. 263 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,432 K-Okla, this is Stretch. 264 00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:23,030 hello, lefty? 265 00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:55,687 -L.G.? 266 00:31:01,568 --> 00:31:03,487 Lefty? 267 00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:08,427 Lefty? 268 00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:15,559 I-I wanna... 269 00:32:15,809 --> 00:32:18,687 I want to buy some, uh, radio ad time. 270 00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:22,566 Are you fuckin' crazy? We are closed! 271 00:32:22,816 --> 00:32:26,653 Off the air till tomorrow. You'll have to just... come back... 272 00:32:26,903 --> 00:32:28,697 Man: No, but... but yeah, but... 273 00:32:29,156 --> 00:32:34,077 Whoa! So, this is radioland, huh? The infinite turtle? 274 00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:36,580 The waves through the ether fuzz roll on forever? 275 00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:42,335 Can't close that. Hi, I know what you're thinking. 276 00:32:42,586 --> 00:32:45,088 "This is weird. Hopin' I can handle it." 277 00:32:50,677 --> 00:32:53,221 You're my fave. 278 00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:56,850 Me and 'bubba', my little brother, we listen to you every night. 279 00:32:58,685 --> 00:33:01,229 Music is my life. 280 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,483 You know, you're my fave. 281 00:33:04,733 --> 00:33:08,111 But I get too embarrassed to phone in my request. 282 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:10,489 It's too disembodied, you know? 283 00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:14,117 But, uh... ahh! 284 00:33:14,451 --> 00:33:16,119 Now that we're here in flesh and blood, 285 00:33:16,369 --> 00:33:19,122 I could maybe make a request, and it'd still count, huh? 286 00:33:20,874 --> 00:33:22,834 Uh-huh, sure. Mm-hmm. 287 00:33:25,462 --> 00:33:28,632 Well, what about, uh... 288 00:33:29,716 --> 00:33:31,635 Iron butterfly? 289 00:33:31,885 --> 00:33:34,763 You know, like uh, “in-a-vida-da-gadda, baby“? 290 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:39,392 Oh, it's heavy! You know, I've never been... 291 00:33:42,229 --> 00:33:43,829 Do you think you could do me a tour, huh? 292 00:33:44,898 --> 00:33:47,108 Tour? 293 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:48,401 All right. 294 00:33:48,902 --> 00:33:50,904 Tour? Sure. Mm-hmm, sure. 295 00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:54,658 But seriously quick. And it ends at the exit sign. 296 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:58,036 Oh, boy! Okay. Yeah, sure! 297 00:33:59,246 --> 00:34:01,286 Okay, your tour. Here's your tour. Here's your tour. 298 00:34:01,414 --> 00:34:04,125 - Here's a lamp. - Yeah, a lamp. 299 00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:06,628 - Here's a typewriter. - Whoa! 300 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:09,256 - Rubber man. - Uh-huh. Rubber man. I like him. 301 00:34:13,093 --> 00:34:15,220 Man: Oh, Mr. Shark! 302 00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:23,228 - Rolodex. - Man: Oh, very nice. 303 00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:26,606 - Here's a lamp. - Oh! 304 00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:28,942 And there's the exit sign. Tour's over. 305 00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:49,004 "E-x... 306 00:34:49,462 --> 00:34:52,382 I-t!" 307 00:34:52,757 --> 00:34:55,385 Exit! 308 00:34:55,760 --> 00:35:00,265 - Good night. - Oh! Good night! 309 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:06,354 Good night. 310 00:35:11,276 --> 00:35:13,111 Good night. 311 00:35:21,745 --> 00:35:24,164 Hey, what about my request? 312 00:35:25,749 --> 00:35:27,667 You know. 313 00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:31,296 That lefty request record? 314 00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:34,674 Th-that you honked out today? 315 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:39,679 Let's see, uh... 316 00:35:49,689 --> 00:35:53,401 Wh-what was it, anyway? The Rambo III soundtrack? 317 00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:03,828 Gonna play it again? 318 00:36:11,086 --> 00:36:15,048 Hey! Maybe I could get a copy! 319 00:36:16,091 --> 00:36:19,052 And-and you could autograph it! 320 00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:24,057 To, uh, uh, "a far-out fan“! 321 00:36:25,350 --> 00:36:27,352 - What's in here? - Record vault. 322 00:36:27,602 --> 00:36:29,479 Oh, where you keep the "golden oldies“? 323 00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:33,692 And, uh... and maybe, uh... Maybe the new music's in th... 324 00:36:35,985 --> 00:36:39,864 Ow, not me, you dumb-ass! 325 00:36:40,115 --> 00:36:42,492 Get the girl! Get the girl! 326 00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:05,265 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 327 00:37:05,515 --> 00:37:09,018 He dented my plate! Ow, my brain is burnin'! 328 00:37:09,269 --> 00:37:12,021 'Nam flashback! 'Nam flashback! Ohh. 329 00:37:12,272 --> 00:37:14,733 Vavw! 330 00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:17,902 Leatherface, you bitch, I'll... 331 00:37:18,153 --> 00:37:21,281 Look what you did to my Sonny bono wig 'do! 332 00:37:21,531 --> 00:37:24,159 Oh, goddamn, I can't believe it. 333 00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:26,411 You got to buy me a new plate cover! 334 00:37:26,661 --> 00:37:28,788 You got to buy me a new plate cover, leatherface. 335 00:37:29,038 --> 00:37:31,541 Ohh! 336 00:37:33,168 --> 00:37:35,378 Oh, he's going to send me back to the va. Hospital, 337 00:37:35,628 --> 00:37:36,880 with this dent in my plate. 338 00:37:47,432 --> 00:37:50,435 Well, at least he didn't mess me up. 339 00:37:56,649 --> 00:37:59,319 Dog will hunt. Get that bitch, leatherface! 340 00:37:59,569 --> 00:38:01,321 Get that bitch! 341 00:38:01,571 --> 00:38:03,198 Dog will hunt. 342 00:38:11,706 --> 00:38:13,416 Go away! 343 00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:26,971 Shit. Humble pie! 344 00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:31,935 Hurry up, leatherface! Hurry up! Get that bitch! 345 00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:37,690 Go away! 346 00:38:38,107 --> 00:38:40,568 Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain! 347 00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:43,988 Music is my life! 348 00:38:57,126 --> 00:39:00,880 They live on fear. They live on fear. They live on fear. 349 00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:02,131 They live on fear. 350 00:39:02,382 --> 00:39:05,218 They live on fear. They live on fear. 351 00:39:18,898 --> 00:39:22,902 I the ghost inside your haunted head I 352 00:39:51,681 --> 00:39:54,058 Stretch, darlin', you know the door's unlocked? 353 00:39:56,436 --> 00:39:59,647 Hey! 354 00:40:02,191 --> 00:40:04,444 - What the shit? - Hey! 355 00:40:04,694 --> 00:40:07,906 L-Lick my plate, you dog dick! 356 00:40:08,156 --> 00:40:09,758 What the fuck you think you're doin' in here, 357 00:40:09,782 --> 00:40:11,382 you crazy-lookin' little son of a bitch? 358 00:40:29,469 --> 00:40:32,347 Time for incoming mail! 359 00:40:35,475 --> 00:40:37,977 Ho chi minh! 360 00:40:44,317 --> 00:40:48,112 A-one, and a-two, and a-three! 361 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:57,705 Go, young leatherface! 362 00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:26,776 Go away! Leave me alone! 363 00:42:12,697 --> 00:42:15,575 No, no, no, no, no, please, don't! 364 00:42:15,825 --> 00:42:17,660 Incoming mail! 365 00:42:20,705 --> 00:42:23,166 No, no, no, please, don't! No! 366 00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,301 No, no, please, god! Stop it! 367 00:42:37,722 --> 00:42:39,599 No, no, please, god! 368 00:42:39,849 --> 00:42:41,601 Stop it! God, no! 369 00:42:41,851 --> 00:42:44,854 No, no, please, god! 370 00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:49,692 Are you mad at me? 371 00:42:52,236 --> 00:42:54,447 How mad at me are you? 372 00:42:57,742 --> 00:42:59,702 You're not really mad at me. 373 00:43:11,506 --> 00:43:13,257 How good are you? 374 00:43:32,276 --> 00:43:35,238 Chop-top: Get that bitch, leatherface! Get that bitch! 375 00:43:40,493 --> 00:43:42,995 How... good... 376 00:43:44,288 --> 00:43:46,749 Are... you? 377 00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:21,450 Oh. Are you really, really... good? 378 00:44:30,293 --> 00:44:34,172 You're really, really good. 379 00:44:35,965 --> 00:44:38,467 You're really good. 380 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,862 Oh, no! 381 00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:13,085 No, no! 382 00:45:21,969 --> 00:45:23,763 No, god! 383 00:45:24,013 --> 00:45:26,849 No, god! 384 00:45:27,516 --> 00:45:29,352 No, please, god! 385 00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:54,377 Oh, god, oh, god! 386 00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:08,140 Leatherface. 387 00:46:10,309 --> 00:46:12,895 Did you get her, 'bubba'? Did you get that bitch? 388 00:46:17,525 --> 00:46:20,194 She... she was my fave. 389 00:46:22,321 --> 00:46:25,700 And now nobody knows. 390 00:46:29,662 --> 00:46:32,915 Look what you did to my plate, you bitch! 391 00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:37,211 You got her? Did you get her good? 392 00:46:37,712 --> 00:46:39,839 Hey. Slap me five. 393 00:46:41,048 --> 00:46:42,717 I got one, too. 394 00:46:43,092 --> 00:46:45,553 A bonus body! 395 00:46:49,849 --> 00:46:51,976 Help me get it out of here. 396 00:47:03,946 --> 00:47:06,615 Giddyup! 397 00:47:13,998 --> 00:47:16,500 No. They'll get away. 398 00:47:17,626 --> 00:47:20,129 No, no. They'll get away. 399 00:47:21,464 --> 00:47:23,382 They can't get away. 400 00:47:38,022 --> 00:47:40,232 Goddamn it, lefty. You're late. 401 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,039 Damn it, lefty. 402 00:50:40,412 --> 00:50:41,413 Lefty? 403 00:50:45,459 --> 00:50:47,336 Stretch! 404 00:50:48,087 --> 00:50:50,548 Hold on! 405 00:50:51,173 --> 00:50:53,092 Grab onto something! Hold onto it! 406 00:50:54,593 --> 00:50:57,555 Lefty, they came! Where were you? 407 00:50:57,972 --> 00:51:01,100 I had to do it. Damn, I used you, girl. 408 00:51:01,350 --> 00:51:03,310 I'm here now. Grab hold of this. 409 00:51:05,688 --> 00:51:08,328 Grab hold of this. Now, don't you cry, little sister. I'm here now. 410 00:51:08,357 --> 00:51:11,318 Come on. I'm here now. You can get it. Come on, now. 411 00:51:16,615 --> 00:51:19,577 You got it. Come on. 412 00:51:20,119 --> 00:51:23,247 - Aah! - Come on! Grab it! 413 00:52:04,163 --> 00:52:06,624 Oh, my god. 414 00:52:40,699 --> 00:52:42,034 Oh lord... 415 00:52:42,951 --> 00:52:45,913 Help me beat this stranger that walks beside me... 416 00:52:46,205 --> 00:52:48,082 And takes away my strength. 417 00:52:48,332 --> 00:52:51,543 Lord, you show me the end. 418 00:52:52,211 --> 00:52:56,173 Show me what I fear, so I don't fear it no more. 419 00:54:25,763 --> 00:54:27,306 It's the devil's playground. 420 00:54:34,772 --> 00:54:38,192 I'm bringin' it down! Down to hell! 421 00:54:40,569 --> 00:54:44,072 Bring it all down! 422 00:54:45,574 --> 00:54:49,161 Bring it all down! 423 00:55:35,499 --> 00:55:37,960 Drayton: Hate to say it, but that hillbilly hog 424 00:55:38,210 --> 00:55:39,253 you boys got earlier 425 00:55:39,503 --> 00:55:40,712 is the top catch tonight! 426 00:55:40,963 --> 00:55:43,507 Chop-top: That's mine, my hit! Not bubba's. Me! Me! 427 00:55:43,757 --> 00:55:45,259 Drayton: Oh, bust it up! 428 00:55:45,509 --> 00:55:47,344 Chop-top: Wanna go to the movies? No crowds. 429 00:55:47,594 --> 00:55:49,263 Everybody's at the football parties. Huh? 430 00:55:49,513 --> 00:55:51,115 Drayton: Tonight's a washout. 431 00:55:51,139 --> 00:55:53,100 Biggest meat-eater weekend of the month, 432 00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:55,018 and we're gonna lose money on it. 433 00:55:55,352 --> 00:55:57,521 Damn it all. Maybe just ought to quit. 434 00:55:57,855 --> 00:56:00,899 Chop-top: Oh, yeah? Kiss my plate, Mr. Big shot. 435 00:56:01,358 --> 00:56:04,528 Maybe you forgot. This chromedome bankrolled this little business. 436 00:56:04,903 --> 00:56:07,155 No lucky gook with a machete, no head wound. 437 00:56:07,406 --> 00:56:10,659 No head wound, no fancy rolling grill and go-go. 438 00:56:10,909 --> 00:56:13,412 Ain't no fool. Kiss it. Don't forget it. 439 00:56:19,543 --> 00:56:22,546 Peel that pig and slice him thick. 440 00:56:22,796 --> 00:56:26,174 - That's my sweet pea. - Get them hogs on the grill. 441 00:56:26,425 --> 00:56:31,054 Big pre-game brunch tomorrow means a ton of croissant sandwiches. 442 00:56:31,305 --> 00:56:32,890 Oh, I love this town. 443 00:56:33,140 --> 00:56:36,518 Hey, you nitwit. Get back in here and get this grill goin'. 444 00:58:32,926 --> 00:58:35,887 Oh! Oh! 445 00:58:44,938 --> 00:58:48,817 No. No. No good. 446 00:59:23,602 --> 00:59:25,002 Come on, bubba. The cook's out here, 447 00:59:25,062 --> 00:59:26,730 and he's chewin' ass like it was steak! 448 00:59:27,064 --> 00:59:31,735 You gotta run for that money now. Chase that dollar. Go fast to catch it. 449 00:59:31,985 --> 00:59:34,863 You dumb baboozer. Too dumb to even close... 450 00:59:35,113 --> 00:59:36,698 I'm tired of kicking your asses. 451 00:59:40,118 --> 00:59:42,704 What are you doing? You trying to hide something? 452 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:50,504 Well, get that eyeball pate workin'. 453 00:59:50,754 --> 00:59:55,217 Hey, you coon shit, where you goin'? We need the club sandwiches... 454 00:59:56,343 --> 01:00:00,764 Help. Help me. Please. 455 01:00:01,014 --> 01:00:03,141 Please help me. 456 01:00:03,892 --> 01:00:05,894 Can you help me get out of here? 457 01:00:06,144 --> 01:00:07,979 Can you help me get out of here? 458 01:00:13,485 --> 01:00:15,987 What is... put that down. Put that down. 459 01:00:16,363 --> 01:00:19,407 Put that down! What is that? 460 01:00:20,492 --> 01:00:23,286 Is it wet? It's wet. Put it down. 461 01:03:09,953 --> 01:03:11,413 My darlin'. 462 01:03:18,586 --> 01:03:21,047 Don't be scared, darlin'. 463 01:03:28,221 --> 01:03:30,598 Stretch: Oh, no, I.G. 464 01:03:35,854 --> 01:03:38,356 Oh, no! Oh, no! 465 01:03:42,110 --> 01:03:43,611 Oh, my god! 466 01:03:45,238 --> 01:03:48,491 L.G., they got you, too? 467 01:03:48,742 --> 01:03:50,952 Oh, I.G.! 468 01:03:56,082 --> 01:03:58,001 We got to get you all loose. 469 01:04:36,915 --> 01:04:39,876 I guess I'm fallin' apart on you, honey. 470 01:05:53,324 --> 01:05:54,868 I love you. 471 01:06:15,638 --> 01:06:17,974 Drayton: Hey, get me those lawyers. 472 01:06:18,224 --> 01:06:19,767 Legal meat, yum! 473 01:06:20,226 --> 01:06:21,306 Chop-top: Legal meat, yeah! 474 01:06:21,394 --> 01:06:24,731 Drayton: Bubba, you idiot! Get your ass over here. 475 01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:27,084 - Drayton: You fucked up again. - Chop-top: You fucked up again. 476 01:06:27,108 --> 01:06:31,529 He says, "hey, you get me those lawyers. Legal meat, y'all.“ 477 01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:36,993 Drayton: Our valuable kill time wasted 478 01:06:37,243 --> 01:06:39,287 runnin' down them coked-up pencil necks. 479 01:06:39,537 --> 01:06:41,789 And not a good chop on the whole bunch. 480 01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:44,042 I pick the vittles. Get it? 481 01:06:44,292 --> 01:06:47,378 I. Me. Nobody but me. 482 01:06:47,629 --> 01:06:50,381 Bubba, you home wreckin'... 483 01:06:50,632 --> 01:06:54,928 Busted again, huh? That's the main support beam... 484 01:06:57,013 --> 01:07:00,642 Fuck, you idiots! You're fucked... 485 01:07:03,061 --> 01:07:05,939 Look what your brother's done now. You coon shit. 486 01:07:06,523 --> 01:07:10,652 You cut the main support beam. And this is what happens. 487 01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:12,820 Of course this is what happens. 488 01:07:13,071 --> 01:07:15,949 That pig's ruined! 489 01:07:16,199 --> 01:07:18,076 Dirty meat don't cut it. 490 01:07:18,326 --> 01:07:21,663 Family standards only require the best meat in town. 491 01:07:21,913 --> 01:07:23,456 More money lost. 492 01:07:23,706 --> 01:07:26,584 I never, never, never get a break. 493 01:07:26,834 --> 01:07:29,087 Work. Work night and day... 494 01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:32,799 Presenting myself to the people, selling, selling. 495 01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:37,220 You pair of prima Donnas fool around here and listen to the radio all day... 496 01:07:37,470 --> 01:07:40,598 And... sawing down your own house. 497 01:07:50,358 --> 01:07:52,443 Bring it all down! 498 01:07:52,694 --> 01:07:54,612 Bury the devil! 499 01:07:58,491 --> 01:08:01,703 May the lord have mercy on our souls. 500 01:08:05,999 --> 01:08:08,835 Get that thing out of here. 501 01:08:09,085 --> 01:08:12,255 Maybe it cracked the main butane tank. 502 01:08:12,505 --> 01:08:15,717 It's up there. Go look at it. 503 01:08:15,967 --> 01:08:18,386 Taxes, taxes. 504 01:08:18,636 --> 01:08:21,306 Damn property taxes fuck up everything. 505 01:08:21,556 --> 01:08:25,184 Crooks don't pay taxes. Politicians don't. 506 01:08:27,729 --> 01:08:32,483 It's the little guy that can't make a dime. He pays the taxes. 507 01:08:32,734 --> 01:08:35,486 Small businessman gets it in the ass every time. 508 01:08:36,070 --> 01:08:37,238 I ought to quit. 509 01:08:37,572 --> 01:08:41,492 Chop-top: Right, it's, "junk, quit, dump this, cook show.“ 510 01:08:41,743 --> 01:08:45,830 sell off this Turkey. It's time. It's in the air. 511 01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:47,874 It's what the public wants. 512 01:08:48,124 --> 01:08:49,876 I don't wanna hear that again. 513 01:08:55,340 --> 01:08:57,383 Yeow! 514 01:08:57,634 --> 01:08:59,510 Well, what the hell was that? 515 01:08:59,886 --> 01:09:03,389 I don't know, boy. It looked like a big, big fireball. 516 01:09:09,354 --> 01:09:11,272 Whoo! 517 01:09:15,401 --> 01:09:16,861 Chop-top: Napalm. 518 01:09:25,620 --> 01:09:28,665 That's the main butane tank up there, bubba. 519 01:09:28,915 --> 01:09:32,043 Go look at it. Get your butt movin', boy. 520 01:09:32,293 --> 01:09:35,755 Go up and look at it. Go look at it. 521 01:09:36,005 --> 01:09:38,925 - I'll kick your little ass again. - Not now. It's 'nam land. 522 01:09:39,425 --> 01:09:42,929 - It's a hit. It's a bang. It's a smash. - Shut him up, bubba! 523 01:09:54,399 --> 01:09:56,275 Did you see it? 524 01:09:56,901 --> 01:09:58,820 Well, did ya? Didn't ya? 525 01:09:59,070 --> 01:10:01,155 Did ya? Didn't ya? 526 01:10:01,406 --> 01:10:03,574 Go check it out, boy. 527 01:10:04,158 --> 01:10:07,954 - 'Nam land! - Oh, shut up. 528 01:10:08,204 --> 01:10:11,082 I told you to go check it out, boy, before I start kickin' your ass. 529 01:10:11,332 --> 01:10:14,585 Some kind of crazy booger just skipped through here. 530 01:10:15,211 --> 01:10:18,339 Nah! A booger? How big? 531 01:10:18,589 --> 01:10:22,802 A big crazy booger. Let's haul butt, bro. 532 01:10:45,992 --> 01:10:48,119 Oh, my god. 533 01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:57,003 Oh, god. 534 01:11:28,910 --> 01:11:30,912 Don't you cry, my brother. 535 01:11:33,164 --> 01:11:35,124 I'm here now. 536 01:11:36,793 --> 01:11:39,253 I'm here now. 537 01:11:39,545 --> 01:11:41,672 They can't do this. 538 01:11:41,923 --> 01:11:44,425 They can't do this! 539 01:11:45,009 --> 01:11:48,930 They can't do this! They can't do this! 540 01:11:58,189 --> 01:12:00,900 I'll take you back to hell! 541 01:12:01,150 --> 01:12:03,569 I'll take you to hell! 542 01:14:23,584 --> 01:14:26,087 All right, all right! 543 01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:32,301 Okay, what, are you pissed off? What about me? 544 01:14:32,551 --> 01:14:34,220 Listen, this is not gonna work out. 545 01:14:38,224 --> 01:14:42,603 I'm trying to be open with you. It's nobody's fault. I just can't do this. 546 01:14:46,691 --> 01:14:49,110 Let me go. 547 01:14:50,736 --> 01:14:51,862 Let me go. 548 01:14:52,571 --> 01:14:56,701 What the hell's going on here? 549 01:15:00,121 --> 01:15:01,998 Bubba, you nap-haired idiot. 550 01:15:08,379 --> 01:15:09,964 I get it. 551 01:15:10,214 --> 01:15:13,509 Are you the saboteur that's fuckin' up our house? 552 01:15:14,343 --> 01:15:16,262 Trying to put me out of business? 553 01:15:18,973 --> 01:15:21,767 - You got that kind of money? - Chop-top: No! 554 01:15:22,018 --> 01:15:26,355 It's the deejay. My fave. 555 01:15:26,605 --> 01:15:28,524 That dirty thing? 556 01:15:28,774 --> 01:15:30,484 Drayton: You told me you boys got her. 557 01:15:30,735 --> 01:15:32,737 Chop-top: Well, yeah. 558 01:15:32,987 --> 01:15:35,156 Leatherface killed her once already tonight. 559 01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:42,788 Bubba's been playing with her. Bubba likes her. 560 01:15:43,164 --> 01:15:45,791 Bubba's got a girlfriend. 561 01:15:46,042 --> 01:15:48,919 Bubba's got a girlfriend bubba's got a girlfriend 562 01:15:49,170 --> 01:15:51,172 bubba's got a girlfriend bubba's got a girlfriend 563 01:15:52,631 --> 01:15:54,431 bubba's got a girlfriend bubba's got a girl... 564 01:15:56,385 --> 01:15:58,637 Is that what this is, bubba? 565 01:15:58,888 --> 01:16:01,307 The ol' cock and cunt swindle, huh? 566 01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:05,019 S-c-e-x. Sex. 567 01:16:05,311 --> 01:16:09,940 Hey, ya had to find out about it, didn't ya? Ya just couldn't leave it alone. 568 01:16:10,399 --> 01:16:13,402 If you wanted to know about it so bad, why didn't you ask me? 569 01:16:13,694 --> 01:16:16,072 Oh, you wanna know about it? You wanna know about it? 570 01:16:19,033 --> 01:16:22,787 It's a swindle, that's all. So don't get mixed up in it. 571 01:16:23,037 --> 01:16:25,706 Help me. Help me. 572 01:16:25,956 --> 01:16:26,957 Help me. 573 01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:31,045 - Please help me. Please help me. - "Help me." 574 01:16:31,337 --> 01:16:33,089 Please help me. 575 01:16:36,092 --> 01:16:39,095 All right, miss priss, cut that out. 576 01:16:39,470 --> 01:16:41,222 Leave him alone, damn it! 577 01:16:43,682 --> 01:16:47,436 Bubba, you were supposed to finish her. Finish her now. 578 01:16:50,856 --> 01:16:52,733 - Burn her like a rat. - Finish her. 579 01:16:52,983 --> 01:16:54,735 - Burn her like a rat! - Finish her now. 580 01:16:54,985 --> 01:16:58,322 Burn her like a rat! Burn her like a rat-rat-rat! 581 01:16:58,572 --> 01:17:01,075 - Burn her like a rat! - Drayton: Finish her now! 582 01:17:01,492 --> 01:17:03,619 Finish her now, bubba! Finish her! 583 01:17:09,834 --> 01:17:13,504 Turn traitor for a piece of tail. 584 01:17:13,754 --> 01:17:18,008 You got one choice, boy... Sex or the saw. 585 01:17:18,634 --> 01:17:21,595 Sex is, well, nobody knows. 586 01:17:21,971 --> 01:17:26,016 But the saw, the saw is family. 587 01:17:26,392 --> 01:17:29,854 - It's family. - Wait till grandad hears about this. 588 01:17:33,232 --> 01:17:35,151 Take her away. 589 01:17:37,528 --> 01:17:40,281 - She's in the garbage now. - Oh, no. 590 01:17:41,740 --> 01:17:44,160 - Oh, no! - A-one... 591 01:17:45,536 --> 01:17:47,538 And a-two... 592 01:18:08,934 --> 01:18:11,437 Dinnertime, damn it! Let's go. 593 01:18:11,687 --> 01:18:13,939 Eat and run. Eat and run. 594 01:18:14,273 --> 01:18:17,443 There's a lot of hungry football fans to feed. 595 01:18:17,693 --> 01:18:20,946 Hurry it up. Grandpa likes to go fast. 596 01:18:21,197 --> 01:18:24,533 He always did. Come on. Come on. 597 01:18:24,783 --> 01:18:27,453 Time eats money. 598 01:18:29,955 --> 01:18:32,082 Oh, the weight of the family. 599 01:18:32,583 --> 01:18:36,670 I stoop my shoulders taking care of my younger brothers. 600 01:18:37,546 --> 01:18:40,716 It squashed the young years out of my life... 601 01:18:41,342 --> 01:18:43,844 Like a can of cheese whip. 602 01:18:45,804 --> 01:18:48,724 I wouldn't wish this rotten life off... 603 01:18:48,974 --> 01:18:51,936 On a one-eyed ferret with mange. 604 01:18:53,103 --> 01:18:57,107 You're the first girl bubba's brought home to dinner. 605 01:18:57,441 --> 01:18:59,443 She's a real special occasion. 606 01:18:59,860 --> 01:19:02,571 Oh, grandpa sure looks forward to meeting you. 607 01:19:03,364 --> 01:19:07,368 He's 137 years old, but still as fast as Jesse James. 608 01:19:07,618 --> 01:19:09,370 So don't you worry none. 609 01:19:09,620 --> 01:19:11,455 Here comes grandpa now. 610 01:19:11,705 --> 01:19:13,874 God bless you, grandpa. 611 01:19:14,124 --> 01:19:17,503 Oh, it's playtime, it's dinnertime, 612 01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:20,506 your little boys have some left here for you, 613 01:19:20,756 --> 01:19:22,967 Yes, no, yes no, yes, we do, 614 01:19:23,217 --> 01:19:25,886 we love you, we love you, 615 01:19:29,139 --> 01:19:31,517 Take it easy now. Take it easy with grandpa. 616 01:19:31,767 --> 01:19:34,395 - That's right, easy. - Get him over here easy. 617 01:19:34,645 --> 01:19:35,645 That's right, boys. 618 01:19:36,647 --> 01:19:38,274 Easy with grandpa, now. 619 01:19:38,649 --> 01:19:40,401 Chop-top: Oh, easy with grandpa. 620 01:19:40,651 --> 01:19:42,278 Stretch: Oh, please, no. 621 01:19:42,778 --> 01:19:45,906 Don't rattle him like that, damn it! 622 01:19:46,156 --> 01:19:48,284 You're balling up his shit. 623 01:19:52,788 --> 01:19:56,667 Grandpa's strict liquid diet keeps him as fresh as a Rose. 624 01:19:57,126 --> 01:20:00,296 Every spring the atlas rendering company... 625 01:20:00,546 --> 01:20:03,132 Used to throw a big barbecue for grandpa. 626 01:20:03,382 --> 01:20:05,759 Oh, he was the master. 627 01:20:06,010 --> 01:20:07,928 He was the one and only. 628 01:20:14,685 --> 01:20:18,772 But then after the glory, here comes the shame. 629 01:20:21,525 --> 01:20:25,696 The electrified cages, the cold steel chutes, 630 01:20:25,946 --> 01:20:28,157 the air-powered head hammers. 631 01:20:28,407 --> 01:20:32,286 It drove grandpa crazy seeing things done like that. 632 01:20:32,536 --> 01:20:34,580 Let me go! Let me go! 633 01:20:34,830 --> 01:20:38,667 Oh, that's all right. That's all right. It be over soon. 634 01:20:45,299 --> 01:20:48,469 The crunching and the grinding... 635 01:20:48,719 --> 01:20:50,846 He just couldn't stand it, no way. 636 01:20:51,096 --> 01:20:53,349 So, that was all she wrote. 637 01:20:53,599 --> 01:20:57,227 One morning, grandpa just quit going in. 638 01:20:59,730 --> 01:21:02,691 It was the shame. The shame. 639 01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:06,987 There's more work to do. Let's get on with it. 640 01:21:07,237 --> 01:21:09,615 Right. Let's get on with it. Bingo! 641 01:21:09,865 --> 01:21:13,118 Give me that. Get that tub over there in a hurry. 642 01:21:13,369 --> 01:21:16,497 Do I have to do every damn thing around here? 643 01:21:16,747 --> 01:21:18,832 You just sit... 644 01:21:20,250 --> 01:21:23,879 Bubba, she's ready. Bring her on down. 645 01:21:28,884 --> 01:21:32,012 - Oh, no! - Bring her on down, damn it! 646 01:21:34,765 --> 01:21:36,642 Bring her on down! 647 01:21:36,892 --> 01:21:40,521 Ah! No! No, no, no! 648 01:21:40,979 --> 01:21:43,273 - No! No! No! - Shh. 649 01:21:45,734 --> 01:21:48,404 Help me. No, no, no! 650 01:21:48,779 --> 01:21:52,533 Let me go! You gotta let me go! Please, help me! 651 01:21:52,783 --> 01:21:54,943 - This will be one you won't forget. - Please, help me! 652 01:21:57,287 --> 01:21:59,998 Grandpa, he's a one-hitter. 653 01:22:00,791 --> 01:22:03,419 And it's just like goin' home. 654 01:22:03,669 --> 01:22:07,256 Please, help me! No! 655 01:22:07,506 --> 01:22:09,800 No, no, god! 656 01:22:10,050 --> 01:22:13,637 Help me! Let me go! 657 01:22:13,887 --> 01:22:16,306 Let me go! Let me go! 658 01:22:16,557 --> 01:22:18,559 Help me, please! 659 01:22:19,309 --> 01:22:21,145 Please, help me! 660 01:22:21,437 --> 01:22:23,689 Let's go see grandpa, boy! 661 01:22:32,197 --> 01:22:34,700 - Stretch: No, god! - Come on, bring the bitch down. 662 01:22:34,950 --> 01:22:37,703 No, no! 663 01:22:37,953 --> 01:22:39,580 No, no! Let me go! 664 01:22:39,830 --> 01:22:41,915 Let go! 665 01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:44,668 Let me go! No! No! 666 01:22:44,918 --> 01:22:46,587 No, no, no! 667 01:22:49,673 --> 01:22:52,593 Here come the judge. Here come the judge. 668 01:22:52,843 --> 01:22:54,344 No! 669 01:22:54,595 --> 01:22:57,473 All right, now, don't ruin grandma's favorite rug. 670 01:22:57,723 --> 01:23:01,602 Be careful of the splatter. You gotta be careful of the splatter. 671 01:23:01,852 --> 01:23:04,104 Oh, great grandma... 672 01:23:04,354 --> 01:23:06,482 - In chainsaw heaven. - No! 673 01:23:06,732 --> 01:23:07,732 Oh, god! 674 01:23:07,858 --> 01:23:10,110 Please, don't hoodoo the boy. 675 01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:12,863 Hey, grandpa, here's the big boy. 676 01:23:13,363 --> 01:23:15,616 Look what bubba brought ya. 677 01:23:15,866 --> 01:23:19,369 Hey, grandpa, bubba's got somethin' to show ya here. 678 01:23:19,620 --> 01:23:21,830 Look, a slurpy Booty. 679 01:23:22,623 --> 01:23:24,333 Hit her, grandpa. 680 01:23:24,583 --> 01:23:27,085 Let's see you do it now. Come on, grandpa. You're the best. 681 01:23:27,336 --> 01:23:28,587 - Hit her, grandpa. - Come on. 682 01:23:31,256 --> 01:23:34,134 Remember those beaves. Come on. One-hitter. 683 01:23:34,384 --> 01:23:36,011 Chop-top: Hit her, grandpa. 684 01:23:36,261 --> 01:23:37,888 Come on, you... 685 01:23:47,898 --> 01:23:50,859 Hit her. Hit that bitch. Hit that bitch. 686 01:23:51,151 --> 01:23:53,111 Come on, grandpa. You can do it. You're the best. 687 01:23:58,408 --> 01:24:00,869 Ah, come on, grandpa. You're the best. 688 01:24:02,913 --> 01:24:04,873 Hit her grandpa! Come on, grandpa! 689 01:24:05,415 --> 01:24:06,775 Chop-top: You're the best, grandpa! 690 01:24:07,918 --> 01:24:09,598 Chop-top: Hit that bitch, grandpa. Hit her. 691 01:24:13,632 --> 01:24:16,760 Come on, grandpa. Hit her. Come on, grandpa, you're the best. 692 01:24:19,179 --> 01:24:21,640 Oh, that's good, isn't it, grandpa? 693 01:24:24,643 --> 01:24:26,019 Aw, grandpa! 694 01:24:27,896 --> 01:24:30,065 - That a boy, grandpa. - Get that bitch now, grandpa. 695 01:24:30,440 --> 01:24:32,818 - Come on, grandpa, you can do it. - Get her now, grandpa! 696 01:24:36,905 --> 01:24:39,700 Stretch: No! No! 697 01:24:50,460 --> 01:24:52,838 Come on, grandpa! You can do it! 698 01:24:56,925 --> 01:24:58,427 Come on, grandpa! 699 01:24:58,677 --> 01:25:02,431 Oh, grandpa, let's get on with it. 700 01:25:02,681 --> 01:25:05,976 Oh! All right. Slurpy Booty time. 701 01:25:19,573 --> 01:25:21,742 Lefty: I bringing in the sheaves I 702 01:25:21,992 --> 01:25:26,371 I we shall come rejoicing bringing in the sheaves I 703 01:25:27,080 --> 01:25:28,999 chop-top: I bringing in the sheaves I 704 01:25:29,374 --> 01:25:31,001 I bringing in the sheaves I 705 01:25:31,251 --> 01:25:33,253 -oh, shut up! I we will come rejoicing I 706 01:25:33,503 --> 01:25:35,823 -what the hell's going on here? I bringing in the sheaves I 707 01:25:35,964 --> 01:25:38,258 lefty: I sowin' in the mornin' I 708 01:25:43,972 --> 01:25:46,516 I and the dewy Eve I 709 01:25:47,517 --> 01:25:50,479 I waiting for the harvest I 710 01:25:51,480 --> 01:25:54,483 I and the time of reaping I 711 01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:58,487 I we shall come rejoicing I 712 01:25:58,779 --> 01:26:00,739 I bringing in the sheaves I 713 01:26:08,288 --> 01:26:11,041 Boys, boys, boys. 714 01:26:11,291 --> 01:26:14,169 What the hell's goin' on here? 715 01:26:14,544 --> 01:26:17,547 Drayton: That the American way of entering a man's home, 716 01:26:19,424 --> 01:26:23,679 oh, I get it. The old pressure game, huh? 717 01:26:24,638 --> 01:26:25,931 Boys... 718 01:26:26,890 --> 01:26:29,768 Ya never should have been doin' this. 719 01:26:30,018 --> 01:26:33,772 Who sent ya? Those sissies over at delmar catering? 720 01:26:34,022 --> 01:26:36,400 That chickenshit burrito man bunch? 721 01:26:38,318 --> 01:26:42,155 Well, I don't care, ya hear? Yeah, that's right. 722 01:26:42,447 --> 01:26:44,074 It's a dog-eat-dog world. 723 01:26:44,324 --> 01:26:48,161 And from where I sit, there just ain't enough damn dogs. 724 01:26:48,412 --> 01:26:51,707 If you can't stand the heat, get out of the damn kitchen. 725 01:26:53,166 --> 01:26:57,587 Hey, how much, huh? Let's make a deal right here. 726 01:26:57,838 --> 01:27:00,340 Real cash money. 727 01:27:00,841 --> 01:27:03,844 Just you and me, huh? I don't care who sent ya. 728 01:27:06,972 --> 01:27:10,308 Who's that? Some new health food bunch? 729 01:27:13,979 --> 01:27:16,314 Is there any money in it, you wanna know? 730 01:27:16,565 --> 01:27:18,984 Yeah, right here. How much? Huh? How much? 731 01:27:24,364 --> 01:27:27,576 - Lefty. - Sister. 732 01:27:31,705 --> 01:27:33,373 Brazos! 733 01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:47,763 Run, sister, run! 734 01:29:25,110 --> 01:29:28,613 Always, always, always gets it in the ass! 735 01:29:31,616 --> 01:29:35,370 Sure... sure took care of my "hams." 736 01:29:35,620 --> 01:29:38,123 Saved a trip to the hospital. 737 01:29:42,127 --> 01:29:45,005 Ah, looks... looks bad. 738 01:29:45,255 --> 01:29:48,633 Sure burned my beans bad on that one. 739 01:30:25,170 --> 01:30:27,797 Maybe it's time to just shut down. 740 01:30:28,173 --> 01:30:31,051 Time to shut down the show, yeah. 741 01:30:31,301 --> 01:30:34,304 Yeah, pull the plug. Come here, nubbins. 742 01:30:39,559 --> 01:30:42,938 Where... where's that old "fuck you, Charlie," huh? 743 01:31:14,094 --> 01:31:18,723 That... that little "just in case," baby. 744 01:31:19,724 --> 01:31:21,184 Where'd you put it? 745 01:31:22,352 --> 01:31:23,979 Yeah, there it is. 746 01:31:24,229 --> 01:31:29,109 Man... man builds a good, sturdy trade... 747 01:31:29,484 --> 01:31:32,112 By hookin' and crookin'. 748 01:31:33,238 --> 01:31:35,573 And then... kerplooey! 749 01:31:35,824 --> 01:31:38,743 The gods just kick him right in the balls. 750 01:31:39,744 --> 01:31:43,248 Oh, no. Not this time. 751 01:31:55,760 --> 01:31:58,638 No! No! 752 01:32:30,670 --> 01:32:34,174 I got the last laugh right here. 753 01:33:45,870 --> 01:33:47,497 Chop-top: Goin' down! Goin' down now! 754 01:34:48,433 --> 01:34:50,768 Here I come, you hog bitch! 755 01:34:51,436 --> 01:34:53,938 You hog bitch! 756 01:34:54,689 --> 01:34:57,942 Dead end, girl. Dead end now. 757 01:35:00,945 --> 01:35:03,448 Dead end city. 758 01:35:07,327 --> 01:35:08,786 Look at my face. 759 01:35:23,843 --> 01:35:26,221 It's like death eatin' a cracker, idn't it? 760 01:35:40,860 --> 01:35:42,820 Get away from her! Get away! 761 01:35:45,990 --> 01:35:47,992 Grandma! 762 01:36:06,511 --> 01:36:10,723 You killed her, you hog bitch!