Daydreaming again?
Well, it's the cycle of life.
Come on, everybody's waiting.
Look who's behind.
Why do not we stay here? There's nothing bad here.
Did you hear that?
We wanted a place with water, huh? Let's go.
"Now we can cross easily. - Yes, but we want to?
If we want to camp "in nature", this is the place, it is abandoned.
Sure you have a ranger?
If you're scared Rob, we can go back to the camp we passed.
I'm not sure, Len. That warning is there for a reason.
Come on, Mom. What could go wrong?
- OK, let's go. - Let's go
I'll hold on.
It's all falling.
Jan, coming?
Shit.
"It was bad, old man. - Idiot
Jesus, stop childish idiocy!
Len, where the hell are you going?
I have no idea. But this is the idea.
Where do you wanna go? It's going to be dark.
"Trust me, we'll be there soon enough. "Where would that be?"
Good.
Boys wait here.
But Len...
Only can be bullshit!
Now you're going to have to chat with us!
Can we still come back?
Should have thought of that before, he loves it.
"I'm not going camping in the rain." - A little different from last year.
- Where was last year? - Italian Riviera.
"Why did you agree to that?" "You can talk, you're married to him."
We were in Florida. It was very cool.
Huge Crocodiles.
Yes, but it was last year.
I almost got lost.
I found the perfect place. Come on guys, let's go.
One two...
Ready!
- Wonderful! - Yes.
There are things on my fingers.
"Only a girl would say that." "But if you do not, I'm a girl."
Disgusting.
Well, that was delicious Sylke.
It's all worked out so far, Rob. Great place, good food...
without boring neighbors. What more could we want?
Rob, we should...
Guys, it's normal vacations for you.
But for Rob and me it's something more.
When the bank fired them.
I began to think of a new beginning.
"What's this about?" - A business.
Our own business. Financial advice for small companies.
Provision of customer-centered services.
What banks should do, but do not.
Why look for jobs when we can create jobs ourselves?
"No doubt this is a surprise." - Good.
This week we will have the opportunity to correct all the details.
But we're here to relax, are not we?
And how do you plan to fund it?
Can we talk some other time?
Listen, we have good food and we are in a beautiful place.
Real beauty is closer than you think.
Right! Syl, you do not usually camp, do you?
Good, ollhe around. Is not this paradise?
I remember when I was an explorer. We had nothing.
If he had no fire, he would eat his raw food, or eat. So easy.
Well, boys, you should wash the dishes.
Guys, have you heard the story about this place?
"What stories?" - Pretty scary.
In fact, before bedtime, it's best not to.
Continues.
Well, they said people were disappearing in this place...
For centuries.
A few years ago, four young people disappeared.
It was as if they had been swallowed.
There were all kinds of theories about the disappearance.
Some spoke pedophiles or shifting sands...
But the people of this place swear...
That something lives in the swamps.
Something incomprehensible.
Who chases from the bottom of the pond...
Waiting, waiting patiently.
Sometimes for decades...
Until some pedestrian approaches it.
What bullshit.
Lost old.
So what do you think of Emilie?
Remember the barbecue?
Before the divorce of your parents?
You dropped all the dishes, remember?
Yes, and so?
There was a lot of parsley in it.
It was a real Ner, but look now.
Anyway, I'm so glad you came.
I'm doing Emilie, my vacation project.
Luck.
"Can I sleep now?" Sleep.
Ha, can I? Walks.
- Thanks, old man. - Good evening.
Whatever, good night. Kisses.
Sissy.
You're too scared to go swimming because...
Are you worried that she will see your chick?
Loser.
You're whispering hot advice in my ear.
"There's something that will make you forget that."
- The bitches of Nyenrode (Holland). - Hi?
The discreet girls sitting on the bench...
with skirts together, pearls, high heels.
Ual!
They always make Leanert nervous, right?
You're talking crap.
I mean, of course we look at them, but that's what they're there for.
It's just making things worse.
But what's in it?
Why did not you offer me?
Good evening.
Emilie?
Chord!
The coffee is ready.
It's alive!
What the fuck did you do at night?
Frodo Baggins from the region!
Loser.
Jesus, how horrible that, Look
I never buy organic apples again.
Hey, where are you going?
On here.
Ten inches deep before shitting or...
We'll be living in a manhole at any moment.
Waiting.
Wash your hands with it later, to avoid the anger.
Jesus, father.
Thank you, nurse.
Lennaert, the gas is gone.
Impossible, it's practically new.
How can this be? Only used it once.
It's new. How can it be empty? "So we do not have gas?"
Just kidding, I want coffee!
Well, we're not starting a fire, or calling the guard's attention.
- But I need coffee. - If you want a drink, there's water.
Water? What water? You just said we have to boil.
Disgusting!
Where did you get the meat? In the market?
No, at the supermarket.
It was not even on offer.
Right, everyone.
Get together.
Hello.
Hear.
For you, for some, this is a new experience...
but camping is more than just lazing on the grass.
There are tasks, like most camps.
How to find firewood.
Very well, there are 3 teams. The first joint wooden blocks
the second one joins some big branches and the third picks wood.
For sweetening a little, I'm including other goals.
"Survival in nature."
Every team has to find something edible.
It has bonuses for the team that brings healthy food.
Questions? No questions.
My Führer, do you have any awards for the team that brings more?
Yes, at the end of the week there is a prize.
At the end of the week... So you will have food "Inside the jungle"?
You bet. You will soon be able to survive with nothing but a knife.
Thank you dad, for a minute I thought we would have.
Than sunbathing all week.
All right, guys, it's all sarcastic. What are the teams?
Yes, beauty.
The teams. Take a name of the hat and this will be your companion.
Jan. Maravilha.
- What are you doing? - That was my name.
Sylke!
Good person, get the best team and God help you.
This is typical of my father.
What the fuck. Where will we find something edible?
Do not worry about it.
Rob?
Come here.
No, Syl, not now.
Why not? I'm going crazy!
Say no...
but I feel that something here says yes...
Finally here.
Making another hole? What do you have there?
Onions.
Very well, wild onions.
But I think Emilie's mushrooms gain the lead in nutrition.
Poor little ones, do you want to see something nutritious?
Jesus, how did you get that?
Simple. I hit him until he died, like a little fox.
Right, and did not move? Did not you move?
Of course not.
"And did you ever move?" - But of course.
At any moment.
Jesus, you can not eat that!
God knows what ailments this has. Even a kid knows that.
You take everything so seriously, sir.
With these silly games. We're on vacation, remember?
What are you doing?
It's contaminating the only water we have.
Bullshit. The whole lake is full of shit.
Thank you, Dad, I was about to swim.
Just going...
Can I try, Dad?
No way. Buy your own knife.
Coffee. First coffee.
Hold it down here...
Here below, continue, roll...
- And then you put it out? - No, first do this...
and then slide.
Straight on point. I've eaten worse in 5 star restaurant.
Canned sausages and beans.
"Syl, I think you deserve points." - Thanks.
Oh really? Because? All she did was throw in the pot and heat up.
Do I have stitches too? I finally opened the can.
I'm just praising your wife, is not it allowed?
Maybe I should have praised Monique a little.
I was out of work, and she was gone. Female dog.
Do not.
Excuse me.
Hello?
Jan. Are you sleepwalking?
No, I saw something in the water.
A bird something like that.
No, I did.
A duck. No, I saw something.
Come on, it's bedtime.
Take me with you.
Jesus!
- Rob? - What's it?
In my tent.
All right?
Disgusting!
You...
Good...
What was the patient who found this funny?
Do you really think we did it?
Hey, hollow head, do not you think we made that idiot right?
No, it was the fairies! Look at this!
Jesus!
Shit!
Which one of you is so desperate to go back...
Home, who tried to destroy everything?
Good, bad luck, let's not...
That teenage antics end the fun.
- "Teenage mischief"? - Lennaert, enough. Let's go home.
No, wait a little.
No, that's enough. "I want to know what everyone thinks."
Wait a minute, Syl.
I think everyone had a survival camp for a year.
Guys please, let's not throw in the towel so easy.
I think Syl is right.
Jan, what do you think?
I think we should stay another day. We'll go early tomorrow.
"Fair enough, do not you think?" - Sure, why not?
One more day will not hurt anybody, right?
And we'll eat what?
Ok ok.
Empty your backpack and come with me.
Father!
Stop it...
All right, three hours to the car, two hours to go shopping...
We will be back at the end of the day. Right?
Dad, should not we be any closer now?
We're taking a route that goes straight to the car.
Jan, be honest. Did not you mess with the food? And with the rabbit?
No of course not. Why would he do that?
Someone must have done it.
You would not believe me.
Dad, why did Rob and Monique split up?
You know... things.
Was there anyone else?
Why the question?
Jan?
Why do you want to know that?
Why are you there? We're starving!
This is the Netherlands, not the Amazon!
You're an idiot!
We got a can of beans and some soup. What are we going to eat?
Where's Rob?
What does he think he's going to get?
- Seriously, what are you using as bait? - The rabbit's head.
Okay, and what do you think you're going to get?
Eels. Lamprey, to be exact.
Is that you? Was the shopping good?
Was it something I said?
Damn flies.
I think our team has won several points today, Syl.
We're the only ones who did not come back empty-handed.
Rob, please.
Tomorrow at home! A hot bath, coffee with milk, what a delight!
Jan, can you call your father? We're almost ready to eat.
- He was swimming. - The water is cold.
We thought we were in the middle of nowhere. Lost.
Is there a village nearby?
Or a supermarket?
Can I tell you a secret? We all have the opportunity to be happy.
Only one.
"Are you a brave man?" - Courageous?
Help me. Take me with you.
Father!
They told me dinner's ready.
Cheer up. It's not so bad.
We're on vacation!
Comes?
You know what we got? Eels.
Carrion. I will not eat.
Say you did not find me.
Hi?
I did not find it.
He must have gotten lost again.
Bouillabaisse de lamprey (Typical French dish.)
In Portugal, lampreys are delicacies.
If there is.
"How delicious, Mother. - Oh really?"
Thank Rob.
He only brought the ingredients and his mother turned it into a banquet.
It does not take long, the bum returns.
That is...
Pick me up again.
Catch me again.
March.
Jesus, how disgusting.
Jan, come help me.
Len.
Len!
Sleep.
All right, sleep. Come on, it's okay, sleep.
We have to go, love, leave him.
Sylke, love, we have to...
Leave him, we have to go.
Father?
Thanks.
I'm proud of you.
Len.
This needs to be seen by a meric. One more reason to get out of here.
Lenny?
Len, take a look at this ..
Watch out!
No, it's not good.
Emilie, can you wake your father?
What happens to these lazy men?
Father?
Emilie? What is it?
Emilie!
My God...
He died gasping in his sleep. - Holy Mary!
Jesus, Jesus.
Anything.
We have to report this.
Yes, but how? - We have to go back.
And what will we do with it? We can not...
First, we washed it, cleaned it.
Then we closed the tent and called the police.
What else can we do?
I'm staying with my father.
Of course, I'll stay with you.
No, you go with your father.
I will stay here.
Your fucking compass is crazy.
Why do not you have one that works right? But not.
It's like I'm doing it on purpose, you idiot.
Jesus, Sylke, please.
Is this all a big fucking challenge to you?
Sylke!
Come fast!
There's nothing wrong with the compass.
"It's terrible, but it's the only way. - Yes, yes, now it is."
If we had not gotten lost, if we had a normal compass...
Is that what you want to hear? That it's all my fault.
Okay, it's my fault! Jesus Christ, we have to be realistic!
Iidiota!
We have to disinfect it. It will die if we do not.
Do it! Does! Fuck!
No, if you think I'll...
Get out. Put your foot in it!
Jan, take his hand.
Hold your hand.
Close your teeth.
One two...
Where did you get that?
It's weird, but I found it in Rob's tent in the morning...
Hi?
He had his own secret hiding place.
That's cool, Dad. Pleasant and subtle.
Want a?
Nevermind.
- But this idiot .. - Take mine.
Jan?
Do you think Dad's going crazy?
You just cut my fucking finger off.
He did not even blink. He liked!
I saw.
Keep an eye, okay?
We are brothers.
I'll get you out of here.
We are going together.
Someone has to stay in your place.
I know who.
Comes...
Come to me..
So let's give up?
Better save our energy today.
Save yours. Come on, boys?
"Well, I will." - Sylke, wait, I'm going with you.
Good.
Assurance?
If you have a better idea, tell me. Staying here will not do.
Good...
I have a different plan.
I can not see anything.
Jan, give me your hand.
- Dad, what are you doing? - Let's burn, okay?
"You can not do that." Why not?
- We can not do that. - Most cultures, they burn their dead.
"No, no, we have to wait. - Wait?"
For what? It is a source of infection. Look at your finger!
What the hell!
When Emilie comes back, she's very upset.
"Well, you can explain it to her." - Of course.
"She's a lovely girl, but very vulnerable at the moment."
I know, Dad.
Not a girl you met in a bar.
What you mean?
Come on, man.
I'm not blind.
In our stressful situation, everything seems bigger.
It could be easy for things to go far, and make a mistake.
Dad, I think... "No matter what you think."
Keep your hands off her, okay?
When we get back home, you can do whatever you want, but not here.
Not here.
Let's go.
Lennaert.
Was that your idea, Lennaert?
Lennaert!
What are you doing?
Why are you wasting your time with this damn shell?
Leave me.
I am fine.
You're a fool, you idiot.
I wasted my life with you.
Do you have any idea how much I hate you, you sick man?
Do not touch me.
Do not you dare touch me again.
"But I need to clean the bruise." - Fuck off!
Let me clean it up.
You're disgusting, you sick shit.
"You must not be so nervous. - Shut up!"
I owe you nothing!
When I first started to see Rob, I felt guilty, but not now.
God, this man could climb.
By comparison, you're an amateur.
You and me together forever.
I knew your dick was small, but when I saw...
In fact, I feel sorry for you.
Come on.
It's raving. He has a concussion.
Of course, go. Run away again!
Lennaert?
It's going well.
Burn everything. It's good.
If you want a fresh start, you have to end the old dorr first.
Want a fresh start, Lennaert?
I'm so afraid of losing everything.
Sometimes we have to make sacrifices, to win something better.
So perfect.
I should eat.
Only a few plants left.
I promise...
I've waited so long for someone like you.
Come with me. Promise.
Do what has to be done.
Tomorrow.
- Yes. - Tomorrow.
Pos the knots. For you.
I will make. Tomorrow.
What Sylke said, are bullshit, right?
That she and my father...
All right?
Yes, I'm fine.
I'm a little nauseated and itches, but that's good.
If it's itching, it means it's healing, right?
Hello guys.
My boys.
Promise.
Promise me.
What do you want us to promise?
Take care of each other when I go.
- Mom, please. - Promise.
Of course, mother, we are brothers.
Emelie... It's so adorable.
And you're still a virgin, right?
A virtue super valued.
Better start as soon as possible.
That's what I would do if I was your age.
My God...
All the beautiful boys that I could have had...
"Why did I let them go?" - Mother.
What do you mean, mother?
Do something.
- That's enough. - No.
No, just started, that's important.
- No, let's go to bed. - Emelie.
Emelie, promise, promise.
- Emelie? - You have to sleep.
Emile, promise me.
Sleeping will help you.
Mother!
Leave me alone, bitch!
Mother.
It's here, I can feel it. I can feel her.
I can feel.
Come, my dear. We almost finished. Comes?
Not in the water. No no.
Please, I do not deserve it. Not in the water.
We can not afford it.
And then she laughed...
And laughed.
Disgusting!
It looked great at the window.
Due to the light, you can see.
Hi?
God love...
Boys...
Can you find something to eat in the forest?
Sylke needs to eat, to stay strong.
Please?
Father.
Wait for me!
Listen.
We are going.
- Hi? - We will. Just the two of us.
"You're not going anywhere." - But we will try.
And we want to be alone.
You see?
No.
The weather is wonderful.
Want to take a walk?
A little fresh air?
Len...
I love you.
Love you too.
I still love you.
Let's go?
Come.
Bastard! Idiot!
I will not fight with you, Jan.
Batardo!
Lennaert.
Hurry up, Lennaert, quick!
Hurry up!
Speeds up!
Shit!
What are you doing?
Why do not you do what I say?
What you want? Go to hell and die, you crazy old man!
What you want?
Why do not you do what I say? Idiot!
Are you deaf? She is not yours, take your hands off her.
Jan, I had to do it. I had.
Yes...
Everything will be alright.
Let your father take care of others.
Sleep.
Shut up!
Bitch!
Shut up! Shut up!
Bring Margo's sleeping bag. Now!
Jan! It will not work!
She must be pure! That will not do!
Help!
Fuck you, leave me!
No!
You need it!
Ended up.
And what will we do now?