1 00:00:07,089 --> 00:00:09,008 (birds singing) - Shit. 2 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:11,344 (grass rustling) 3 00:00:11,636 --> 00:00:13,387 This is actually kind of creepy. 4 00:00:16,432 --> 00:00:18,192 Like, what would that even originally be for? 5 00:00:18,226 --> 00:00:21,145 It's not like the rest of the building was blown away, 6 00:00:21,437 --> 00:00:22,939 there's no evidence of it. 7 00:00:23,231 --> 00:00:25,292 [Ricky] Do you think the property owners built this? 8 00:00:25,316 --> 00:00:27,318 Dude this would be good to use, we could say it's 9 00:00:27,610 --> 00:00:32,114 like a gateway to another world or something like that. 10 00:00:32,406 --> 00:00:34,867 Like you pass through it and then you're a ghost, 11 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:37,787 or ghosts pass through it to get into our world, 12 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:39,759 like that's how we could start the episode. 13 00:00:39,997 --> 00:00:41,266 [Ricky] Oh shit, you're right that's good. 14 00:00:41,290 --> 00:00:43,960 This is perfect, like we should... 15 00:00:46,003 --> 00:00:47,964 Shit, and there's like... 16 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:50,925 Dude, there's a shitload of spiders on it too, 17 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:52,885 like little white ones. 18 00:00:53,177 --> 00:00:55,096 [Ricky] I wouldn't touch those. 19 00:01:02,144 --> 00:01:03,354 (Chris laughs) 20 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:05,982 (laughs) I'm OK. 21 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:17,410 (distorted static buzzing) 22 00:01:17,702 --> 00:01:18,911 (beeping) (static buzzing) 23 00:01:19,203 --> 00:01:21,747 (panting) (eerie music) 24 00:01:22,039 --> 00:01:24,458 Ah, this is actually kind of, ugh. 25 00:01:24,750 --> 00:01:26,168 (fly buzzing) 26 00:01:26,460 --> 00:01:29,922 Ah, dude, it's like fucking (sighs). 27 00:01:30,214 --> 00:01:32,008 (grunts) Oh yes! 28 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:34,343 OK that was pretty Mortal Kombat of me actually. 29 00:01:35,094 --> 00:01:38,097 Shit, dude I don't know, why can't we just 30 00:01:38,389 --> 00:01:41,434 hire someone to do my shit again, my camera shit? 31 00:01:41,726 --> 00:01:44,520 I feel like I should be on screen as much as possible, 32 00:01:44,812 --> 00:01:47,023 unadulterated, unobscured. 33 00:01:47,398 --> 00:01:48,918 Dude, how do we even get through here? 34 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:50,859 There's like this 35 00:01:51,068 --> 00:01:52,087 lame-ass... - [Ricky] How many fucking 36 00:01:52,111 --> 00:01:52,820 barbed fences... - [Chris] Barbed wire. 37 00:01:53,112 --> 00:01:54,298 [Ricky] Are we gonna run into? 38 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:56,258 [Chris] Already had one run-in today with these. 39 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:58,242 [Ricky] Do, ah, do they realize that barbed wire 40 00:01:58,534 --> 00:02:00,094 doesn't keep ghosts out? (flies buzzing) 41 00:02:00,828 --> 00:02:02,622 Shit (laughs). 42 00:02:02,913 --> 00:02:05,833 This is way better, like even than I imagined. 43 00:02:06,125 --> 00:02:09,629 So, I'm thinking as far as the effect of it, 44 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:12,632 like the ghostliness, as we're walking through 45 00:02:12,923 --> 00:02:15,676 we can set up like the fog machine or whatever. 46 00:02:15,968 --> 00:02:19,639 Either behind the tree, so it blows over naturally 47 00:02:19,930 --> 00:02:21,891 or we use the fan or something like that. 48 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:25,519 Or do you think we could find one of the shittier-looking 49 00:02:25,811 --> 00:02:28,939 graves that clearly has not been visited and just... 50 00:02:29,857 --> 00:02:32,401 Put the machine under it so it's like, you know, 51 00:02:32,693 --> 00:02:36,656 so the fog's like coming out of the grave? 52 00:02:36,947 --> 00:02:39,187 Do you think that'll, that'll probably look better right? 53 00:02:39,283 --> 00:02:40,844 [Ricky] Oh yeah, that'll definitely look better. 54 00:02:40,868 --> 00:02:44,163 Yeah, is that illegal, can you do that? 55 00:02:45,414 --> 00:02:47,249 Those people are thick, we'll find them 56 00:02:47,541 --> 00:02:49,627 ghosties and ghoulies and 57 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:53,422 then that'll be my salary, OK, how about that? 58 00:02:53,714 --> 00:02:57,635 I can live at Mom's, I can live in her basement 59 00:02:57,927 --> 00:03:01,013 which is kind of gross and dank and dusty and... 60 00:03:01,305 --> 00:03:04,975 But I mean it'll be worth it, I'll get paid in pussy 61 00:03:05,267 --> 00:03:08,020 I guess, when I'm like, when I'm famous, 62 00:03:08,312 --> 00:03:11,357 when I'm known by chicks. 63 00:03:12,024 --> 00:03:14,068 [Ricky] And action in five, 64 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:17,697 four, three, two, one. 65 00:03:18,614 --> 00:03:21,325 Hey ghost goons, we're here in the Brut Woods 66 00:03:21,617 --> 00:03:23,369 because this is one of the top five places 67 00:03:23,661 --> 00:03:25,454 that you guys kept telling us to come visit 68 00:03:25,746 --> 00:03:27,623 because of all the spiritual happenings, 69 00:03:27,915 --> 00:03:30,543 all the spooky stuff, the ritualistic drawings 70 00:03:30,835 --> 00:03:32,503 on the stones that people have seen, 71 00:03:32,795 --> 00:03:34,714 the ghosts that they were hearing and seeing, 72 00:03:35,005 --> 00:03:37,383 so we decided to come investigate. 73 00:03:37,675 --> 00:03:40,469 Basically the story behind this place is that 74 00:03:40,761 --> 00:03:43,222 a family of people in the 1950s 75 00:03:43,514 --> 00:03:45,808 came through herein a caravan, not caravan, 76 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:47,810 (laughs) we're in 1950s now. 77 00:03:48,102 --> 00:03:49,871 (mysterious music) OK, so what is the story here? 78 00:03:49,895 --> 00:03:51,605 So, what horrific things happened? 79 00:03:51,897 --> 00:03:54,608 They broke down, there was no food around, 80 00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:57,027 they tried to survive, eventually the Dad, 81 00:03:57,319 --> 00:04:00,156 who was a carpenter, he went crazy, 82 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:03,117 you know he hadn't eaten for about two weeks, 83 00:04:03,409 --> 00:04:06,078 he snapped, he killed all his family members 84 00:04:06,370 --> 00:04:09,165 and was feasting on them, on their flesh, 85 00:04:09,457 --> 00:04:11,500 surviving on them for months. 86 00:04:11,792 --> 00:04:13,586 And of course this attracted other animals 87 00:04:13,878 --> 00:04:15,439 that he was able to kill, he actually survived 88 00:04:15,463 --> 00:04:19,842 for quite awhile and eventually died from various diseases. 89 00:04:20,134 --> 00:04:21,427 But... 90 00:04:21,719 --> 00:04:23,596 So how does this look, is this a good? 91 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:26,724 Is the sun like glaring too much on me or does it look good? 92 00:04:27,016 --> 00:04:28,726 [Ricky] Um... 93 00:04:29,018 --> 00:04:30,436 I mean, you look like yourself so, 94 00:04:30,728 --> 00:04:32,748 I mean, you can't take that... - (tuts) Yeah, no but 95 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:35,483 how fucking, like basic, 96 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:38,986 OK, you know how we have a big audience of chicks, right? 97 00:04:39,278 --> 00:04:40,571 [Ricky] Do we? 98 00:04:40,863 --> 00:04:42,656 Well, at the very least are you seeing some 99 00:04:42,948 --> 00:04:45,743 double chin as I look down to the camera, you asshole? 100 00:04:46,035 --> 00:04:47,804 [Ricky] Nah, the shadow's got that covered for you. 101 00:04:47,828 --> 00:04:48,828 OK good. 102 00:04:48,913 --> 00:04:51,290 To this day people can still hear the sound 103 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:53,959 of his saw cutting through their bones, 104 00:04:54,251 --> 00:04:56,170 as his lips smacking (smacks lips), 105 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:58,214 as he enjoyed the tasty treat of, you know, 106 00:04:58,506 --> 00:05:01,300 his innocent daughter and whatever else. 107 00:05:01,592 --> 00:05:04,094 But we're not here to find out whether it's true, 108 00:05:04,386 --> 00:05:06,222 it's definitely true, 109 00:05:06,514 --> 00:05:08,641 we're here to goof the ghosts. 110 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:12,853 (swishing) (leaves rustling) 111 00:05:13,145 --> 00:05:14,271 (laughs) Was that good? 112 00:05:14,563 --> 00:05:16,203 (ominous weapons) We've also come prepared 113 00:05:16,315 --> 00:05:18,400 with weapons, now you might be thinking, 114 00:05:18,692 --> 00:05:20,694 what are weapons gonna do against ghosts? 115 00:05:20,986 --> 00:05:22,422 They'll go right through them, in fact, 116 00:05:22,446 --> 00:05:24,740 ghosts will use weapons on you, that's very true, 117 00:05:25,032 --> 00:05:26,512 we just happen to be in meth country. 118 00:05:27,368 --> 00:05:30,246 (shuffling) 119 00:05:30,538 --> 00:05:32,122 Just keep going. 120 00:05:32,414 --> 00:05:34,250 So I've got this. (clacking) 121 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:36,752 (Ricky laughs) 122 00:05:37,044 --> 00:05:38,587 So I've got this. (clacking) 123 00:05:38,879 --> 00:05:41,340 [Ricky] Oh it's, oh I like that, 124 00:05:41,632 --> 00:05:42,341 that's so advanced. - Shut up, shut up, just gonna 125 00:05:42,633 --> 00:05:44,093 do it again, we'll cut it out. 126 00:05:45,261 --> 00:05:46,804 [Ricky] And action. 127 00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:48,639 So I've got this. (clacking) 128 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:54,478 [Ricky] (laughs) Oh, sorry, it's just so embarrassing. 129 00:05:54,770 --> 00:05:55,437 What? 130 00:05:55,729 --> 00:05:57,889 [Ricky] You've brought the most pathetic weapon ever. 131 00:05:58,941 --> 00:06:00,276 No it's not, this is dope. 132 00:06:00,568 --> 00:06:01,568 [Ricky] This is dope? 133 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:03,772 - [Chris] Yeah, this is... - [Ricky] No, this is dope. 134 00:06:05,072 --> 00:06:06,072 You know what that is? 135 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:06,991 [Chris] No. 136 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:07,992 [Ricky] You know what it is now? 137 00:06:08,284 --> 00:06:08,993 (buzzing) 138 00:06:09,285 --> 00:06:10,369 Oh. 139 00:06:10,661 --> 00:06:11,370 (buzzing) 140 00:06:11,662 --> 00:06:13,330 What is that, a charger? 141 00:06:13,622 --> 00:06:14,975 (buzzing) - [Ricky] Oh, you wanna see? 142 00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:15,708 Here, here you go. 143 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,960 (clattering) - Woah, woah, woah! 144 00:06:18,252 --> 00:06:21,171 (pants) Dude! 145 00:06:21,463 --> 00:06:23,716 I could have died, I could have fucking died. 146 00:06:24,425 --> 00:06:25,885 (buzzing) 147 00:06:27,970 --> 00:06:31,390 [Ricky] And I've also brought, this. 148 00:06:31,682 --> 00:06:33,309 What is that? 149 00:06:33,601 --> 00:06:35,269 [Ricky] Medicated body powder. 150 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:36,270 Huh? 151 00:06:36,562 --> 00:06:38,272 [Ricky] It fights sweat. 152 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:40,149 It fights sweat? 153 00:06:40,441 --> 00:06:42,610 [Ricky] Dude, it's off-brand Gold Bond. 154 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:43,944 Huh? 155 00:06:44,236 --> 00:06:48,908 [Ricky] It's like sucking on a peppermint with your nuts. 156 00:06:49,199 --> 00:06:50,326 Oh sweet. 157 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:51,618 [Ricky] Oh yeah. 158 00:06:51,660 --> 00:06:53,329 (flies buzzing) 159 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:54,848 Yeah you just pour it in there, 160 00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:56,540 dude it's kind of an incredible feeling. 161 00:06:56,832 --> 00:06:57,893 [Chris] You just pour it, like just pour it? 162 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,144 [Ricky] Just start pouring it, man. 163 00:06:59,168 --> 00:06:59,835 [Chris] OK. 164 00:07:00,127 --> 00:07:01,287 [Ricky] He's gonna love it. 165 00:07:01,337 --> 00:07:03,339 [Chris] Oh, oh yeah. 166 00:07:03,631 --> 00:07:04,965 [Ricky] You feel the tingle? 167 00:07:05,257 --> 00:07:06,425 [Chris] Oh, kind of. 168 00:07:08,886 --> 00:07:09,886 Oh, shit! 169 00:07:10,054 --> 00:07:11,054 (rustling) 170 00:07:11,221 --> 00:07:12,616 [Ricky] It's, I mean, that's a side effect 171 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:13,974 but it's totally worth it. 172 00:07:14,266 --> 00:07:16,435 [Chris] Ooh, oh (laughs). 173 00:07:16,727 --> 00:07:18,354 Who would want this? 174 00:07:18,646 --> 00:07:23,192 (birds singing) 175 00:07:24,068 --> 00:07:25,611 [Ricky] Rashomon. 176 00:07:28,238 --> 00:07:29,238 What? 177 00:07:29,365 --> 00:07:32,117 No, no, goddammit. 178 00:07:32,409 --> 00:07:33,702 (sighs) 179 00:07:35,371 --> 00:07:38,666 Yep, (blows), shit. 180 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:41,794 Nature documentarian with dust on lens (groans). 181 00:07:42,086 --> 00:07:43,712 [Chris] (laughs) I wanna touch it. 182 00:07:44,004 --> 00:07:45,190 (distorted buzzing) (Ricky sighs) 183 00:07:45,214 --> 00:07:47,549 [Ricky] Dammit, goddammit, Chris! 184 00:07:47,841 --> 00:07:49,635 [Chris] Hm, what? 185 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:51,237 [Ricky] How many times do I have to tell you 186 00:07:51,261 --> 00:07:52,680 to cut that shit out, turn it off. 187 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:54,852 I'm gonna go smack that ass. (distorted buzzing) 188 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,892 [Chris] Oh am I (laughs), am I still on? 189 00:07:57,184 --> 00:07:58,727 [Ricky] (sighs) Yeah. 190 00:07:59,019 --> 00:08:01,271 (distorted buzzing) - [Chris] Dude, sorry bro. 191 00:08:01,563 --> 00:08:06,276 (crow cawing) (rumbling) 192 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,409 W Du-du-du® 193 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:20,374 [Ricky] Woah, what is this, what are we approaching? 194 00:08:22,209 --> 00:08:24,336 Alright ghost goons, here we are 195 00:08:24,628 --> 00:08:26,588 at the house of the only family that knows 196 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:30,134 the truth behind what happened here at the Brut Woods. 197 00:08:30,426 --> 00:08:34,221 They agreed to speak with us to divulge the real story. 198 00:08:35,431 --> 00:08:37,099 Or something like that. 199 00:08:37,391 --> 00:08:41,145 Well, let's see what they have to say. 200 00:08:42,896 --> 00:08:46,483 Shit, goddammit, barbed wire. 201 00:08:47,609 --> 00:08:48,609 What the f. 202 00:08:48,736 --> 00:08:50,422 [Ricky] Come on, you can make it, you made it before, 203 00:08:50,446 --> 00:08:52,197 you can make it again. (Chris sighs) 204 00:08:54,533 --> 00:08:56,493 (Chris groans) 205 00:08:57,786 --> 00:08:59,371 (Chris groans) 206 00:08:59,663 --> 00:09:01,206 Oh goddammit! 207 00:09:01,498 --> 00:09:04,168 Gah, dude, does it really fucking end right, 208 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:05,860 ah, ah! - [Ricky] Oh, I didn't think 209 00:09:06,086 --> 00:09:08,446 you were really gonna go through with that, how's that feel? 210 00:09:08,672 --> 00:09:10,257 [Chris] Fuck you. 211 00:09:10,549 --> 00:09:14,344 [Ricky] Now this, loyal viewers, is what we talk about, 212 00:09:14,636 --> 00:09:16,096 our job is dangerous. 213 00:09:16,388 --> 00:09:19,016 [Chris] Ah yeah, it's fucking dangerous or whatever. 214 00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:21,852 (Chris sighs) 215 00:09:22,144 --> 00:09:24,271 [Ricky] But Chris Lipscomb, he's no pussy. 216 00:09:24,563 --> 00:09:26,440 Edit that out, cut it out. 217 00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:28,043 [Ricky] You want me to cut out the part 218 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,610 where I said you weren't a pussy? 219 00:09:32,571 --> 00:09:35,908 So, ghost goons, there's one thing 220 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,660 we didn't tell you about this family. 221 00:09:38,952 --> 00:09:41,163 They're the last surviving descendants 222 00:09:41,455 --> 00:09:43,335 of the original family that passed through here. 223 00:09:43,540 --> 00:09:44,540 [Ricky] What? 224 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:46,265 I thought that carpenter family was dead. 225 00:09:46,543 --> 00:09:49,046 Oh no, Benjamin and Mary Meadows 226 00:09:49,338 --> 00:09:52,216 built this house using the skills passed down 227 00:09:52,508 --> 00:09:56,136 from the father that killed their... 228 00:09:56,428 --> 00:09:57,888 Ancestors, what do you call it? 229 00:09:58,180 --> 00:10:01,141 Their lineage, you know, like ate them alive. 230 00:10:01,433 --> 00:10:05,145 (wind blowing) (birds singing) 231 00:10:05,437 --> 00:10:06,730 [Chris] OK? 232 00:10:07,022 --> 00:10:09,691 (tuts) (knocking) 233 00:10:09,983 --> 00:10:11,693 (hums) Looks kind of... 234 00:10:11,985 --> 00:10:13,195 [Ricky] See anything? 235 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:19,159 Uh, is there a doorbell? 236 00:10:19,451 --> 00:10:21,537 [Ricky] I don't know, you'd think there would be. 237 00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:23,205 Oh, here we go. 238 00:10:24,873 --> 00:10:29,545 (bell ringing) 239 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,171 Anything? 240 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:36,343 [Chris] Um, doesn't look like it. 241 00:10:37,469 --> 00:10:38,863 [Ricky] Think they just fell asleep or something? 242 00:10:38,887 --> 00:10:40,097 They're kind of old right? 243 00:10:40,389 --> 00:10:41,473 I think so. 244 00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:46,103 Oh, well their dog's here at least. 245 00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:47,872 [Ricky] Oh wait, oh let me get a good shot of that, 246 00:10:47,896 --> 00:10:48,897 people love dogs. 247 00:10:49,189 --> 00:10:49,898 - [Chris] Hey buddy. - [Ricky] Aw look at that, 248 00:10:50,190 --> 00:10:51,350 he just did a little stretch. 249 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,544 [Chris] Hey what's up, hey! 250 00:10:52,568 --> 00:10:53,586 [Ricky] What do you think his name is? 251 00:10:53,610 --> 00:10:54,754 [Chris] (laughs) He's scared of me. 252 00:10:54,778 --> 00:10:56,172 [Ricky] What do you think his name is? 253 00:10:56,196 --> 00:10:57,948 [Chris] I don't know, he looks... 254 00:10:58,240 --> 00:10:59,241 Let's call him Al. 255 00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:01,618 [Ricky] Yeah, AJ Meadows. 256 00:11:01,910 --> 00:11:03,190 He doesn't like being on camera, 257 00:11:03,370 --> 00:11:05,330 this is ridiculous, oh there he goes, there he is. 258 00:11:05,455 --> 00:11:06,748 Hey AJ, Al! 259 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:10,335 He's scared of me too. (AJ barks) 260 00:11:10,627 --> 00:11:11,336 Dude. 261 00:11:11,628 --> 00:11:16,383 (barking) (eerie music) 262 00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:17,759 He's not happy. 263 00:11:18,051 --> 00:11:19,178 (barking) 264 00:11:19,469 --> 00:11:20,637 Holy shit. - [Chris] Dude. 265 00:11:20,929 --> 00:11:21,929 (distorted buzzing) OK, 266 00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:23,182 (clears throat) 267 00:11:23,473 --> 00:11:25,017 Weird. (distorted buzzing) 268 00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:29,688 - [Rickyl At. - {Chris| Al! 269 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:31,420 [Ricky] Hey AJI (distorted buzzing) 270 00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:33,567 (knocking) (Chris sighs) 271 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:35,277 Anything? 272 00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:37,070 [Chris] Um... 273 00:11:37,362 --> 00:11:38,572 (electricity humming) 274 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:40,884 [Ricky] I don't know I mean it seems like everything's on. 275 00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:41,909 That's true. 276 00:11:46,663 --> 00:11:48,663 [Ricky] What about up there, do you see anything? 277 00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:56,173 Hello, is there anyone home? 278 00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:58,342 (laughs nervously) Yeah, this is weird, 279 00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:01,803 they definitely said they were gonna be home all day. 280 00:12:02,095 --> 00:12:05,557 [Ricky] They don't get that the internet is the new wave. 281 00:12:06,683 --> 00:12:07,994 [Chris] Yeah, well I guess out here 282 00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:09,218 that would definitely be true. 283 00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:12,231 [Ricky] Oh, there we go, I guess this is the front door. 284 00:12:12,522 --> 00:12:15,901 [Chris] Oh shit, (laughs) this is clearly a front door. 285 00:12:16,985 --> 00:12:18,671 Turns out they're just standing right in front 286 00:12:18,695 --> 00:12:20,840 of that door waiting for us to come right at this time. 287 00:12:20,864 --> 00:12:21,531 (knocking) 288 00:12:21,823 --> 00:12:23,503 [Ricky] Do you think they would do that? 289 00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:25,178 - [Chris] I don't know... - [Ricky] Sometimes people 290 00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:26,596 try to goof us. - [Chris] I don't understand 291 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,348 older generations, I feel like that's something 292 00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:29,532 that they would do, you know? 293 00:12:29,706 --> 00:12:31,434 [Ricky] Well, I don't know though, but they don't, 294 00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:33,019 do they really like goofing around that much? 295 00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:34,603 (quiet knocking) Did people goof around? 296 00:12:34,878 --> 00:12:36,439 Like what did people do during World War I, 297 00:12:36,463 --> 00:12:37,172 did they goof? (loud knocking) 298 00:12:37,464 --> 00:12:39,925 (winding) 299 00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:42,135 Ah dammit, I just missed it, there was this 300 00:12:42,427 --> 00:12:43,987 beautiful bird soaring through the air. 301 00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:45,294 [Chris] Why do you need that? 302 00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:46,783 [Ricky] Oh, establishing shots, bro. 303 00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:47,807 [Chris] Yeah but what... 304 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,911 [Ricky] That's what making television is all about. 305 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,353 Here it is, here I spotted it. 306 00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:52,645 [Chris] So what? 307 00:12:52,854 --> 00:12:54,249 What are we establishing? - [Ricky] Oh look at that. 308 00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:55,291 - [Chris] We don't need... - [Ricky] Look at that bird. 309 00:12:55,315 --> 00:12:56,626 [Chris] This is an episode we don't need to... 310 00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:58,586 - [Ricky] Oh it flew away, - [Chris] Just total filler. 311 00:12:58,610 --> 00:12:59,890 [Ricky] Psst, then I'm kind of 312 00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:01,464 (bird humming) panning along, panning along, 313 00:13:01,488 --> 00:13:03,198 (bird humming) panning along, fast pan! 314 00:13:03,490 --> 00:13:05,784 Yes, has it been an hour already? 315 00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:07,786 (sighs) Should I just call these people? 316 00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:09,638 [Chris] Yeah I guess, just call them. 317 00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:11,057 [Ricky] Alright, and I'll film it 318 00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:12,161 because I am the cameraman, 319 00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:14,134 people always love this, could be mysterious, 320 00:13:14,209 --> 00:13:15,460 you never know. (phone buzzing) 321 00:13:15,752 --> 00:13:16,795 (sighs) Chris! 322 00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:18,231 - [Chris] What? - [Ricky] Why are you 323 00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:19,775 calling me, did you just butt dial me? 324 00:13:19,881 --> 00:13:20,984 - [Chris] What? - [Ricky] How do you butt dial 325 00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:22,193 me with an iPhone? (whispering) 326 00:13:22,217 --> 00:13:23,403 - [Chris] I'm not calling you. - [Ricky] That doesn't 327 00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:24,970 make sense, oh you're not calling me? 328 00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:26,302 Hey Chris! (static hissing) 329 00:13:26,471 --> 00:13:27,751 [Chris] But it's worth a shot. 330 00:13:27,806 --> 00:13:28,974 (eerie music) - [Ricky] What? 331 00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:31,685 [Chris] (pants) Listen, that's not me. 332 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,228 (sighs) There are many... 333 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:34,938 (beeping) 334 00:13:35,230 --> 00:13:36,606 [Ricky] Uh... 335 00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:41,737 (pants) Dude, what? 336 00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:43,280 This is not... - [Chris] Dude, 337 00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:45,216 you're not even showing up in my call history. 338 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,743 [Ricky] Why are you trying to prank call me? 339 00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:49,262 - I'm not. - [Ricky] When I'm just 340 00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:49,953 making a phone call and 341 00:13:50,245 --> 00:13:51,347 you're 20 feet away. - [Chris] I really don't know 342 00:13:51,371 --> 00:13:52,432 (laughs) how it even happened. 343 00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:53,165 [Ricky] Makes no sense. 344 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:54,457 Yeah, it really is 345 00:13:54,624 --> 00:13:55,685 super bizarre. - [Ricky] I mean, I know 346 00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:56,989 you called me, I saw everything. 347 00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:58,337 It's (sighs), I don't know. 348 00:13:58,628 --> 00:13:59,772 What are you looking at? - What are you talking about, 349 00:13:59,796 --> 00:14:00,796 what do you see? 350 00:14:00,922 --> 00:14:01,965 (crackling) Ricky. 351 00:14:02,257 --> 00:14:03,425 Yeah, you're not in here. 352 00:14:04,384 --> 00:14:05,719 [Ricky] What? 353 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:07,011 You're not in here. 354 00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,263 (crackling) I need you. 355 00:14:08,555 --> 00:14:09,556 [Ricky] What? 356 00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:10,848 (laughs) What? 357 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,056 (crackling) Ricky, save me. 358 00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:13,435 [Ricky] What the fuck? 359 00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:15,312 You're a ventriloquist. 360 00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:16,938 Why didn't you tell me? - What? 361 00:14:17,230 --> 00:14:18,230 (crackling) - Help me bro. 362 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,417 What are you talking about? - [Ricky] Dude, stop that, 363 00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:20,150 it's freaking me out. (breathing) 364 00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:21,151 Stop, stop. - Help. 365 00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:22,152 (laughs) What are you talking about? 366 00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:23,153 Is this a bit? - [Ricky] Stop, stop moving 367 00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:24,780 your mouth, stop, stop. 368 00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:26,152 (crackling) - [Chris] Ricky, 369 00:14:26,281 --> 00:14:27,281 don't let me die. 370 00:14:27,407 --> 00:14:28,867 [Ricky] Dude, stop, stop! 371 00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:30,744 (sighs) Dude, what the hell? 372 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,329 (rustling) 373 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:35,790 What the fuck? 374 00:14:35,874 --> 00:14:37,793 (ominous music) Did you just see that? 375 00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:39,085 What? 376 00:14:40,128 --> 00:14:41,773 [Ricky] Oh shit, we gotta check this out. 377 00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:46,259 (panting) 378 00:14:46,551 --> 00:14:48,095 Coming? 379 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:52,599 (laughs) Ah-ha, and ghost goofed? 380 00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:53,910 - [Chris] What? - [Ricky] Dude, 381 00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:55,310 you didn't see that guy? - Uh-uh. 382 00:14:55,602 --> 00:14:57,229 [Ricky] There was someone running. 383 00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:58,897 I know where he is, let's see. 384 00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:00,541 [Chris] There was someone running? 385 00:15:00,565 --> 00:15:02,405 [Ricky] Yeah dude, there was like a young guy 386 00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:05,570 running back this way? 387 00:15:05,862 --> 00:15:07,799 [Chris] A young guy, do these guys have grandkids? 388 00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:10,063 [Ricky] Well, I mean, I don't know, I mean I just can't 389 00:15:10,158 --> 00:15:13,161 imagine an 85 year old man running with that kind of vigor. 390 00:15:13,453 --> 00:15:15,330 [Chris] I guess. 391 00:15:15,622 --> 00:15:16,998 (Ricky sighs) He ran this way? 392 00:15:17,290 --> 00:15:19,126 [Ricky] He's not in the pool is he? 393 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,098 Yeah, he ran back here, I mean, dude look, 394 00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:23,463 it's so open back here where else would he have hid? 395 00:15:23,755 --> 00:15:26,425 (sighs) I don't know man, this is weird. 396 00:15:26,716 --> 00:15:27,843 (Chris laughs nervously) 397 00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,655 [Ricky] (sighs) And now you're like, 398 00:15:29,761 --> 00:15:32,848 "Oh, I don't believe you, Ricky, that crazy fool, 399 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:33,849 "he's just..." - [Chris] No, I mean. 400 00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:34,850 You might have seen something. - [Ricky] "imagining things." 401 00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:36,982 [Chris] I'm not discounting that, just saying 402 00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:38,645 it's weird you would see him. 403 00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:40,581 [Ricky] Got a good workout regardless so 404 00:15:40,605 --> 00:15:42,041 that's never a bad thing. - Maybe it was just someone 405 00:15:42,065 --> 00:15:43,859 trespassing or whatever and they freaked out, 406 00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:45,610 they thought we own the place. 407 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,197 For you ghost goons at home, Ricky just shrugged. 408 00:15:49,489 --> 00:15:50,609 It's a visual medium, buddy. 409 00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,009 - [Ricky] Ah, thank, thank... - Yeah where you try 410 00:15:52,033 --> 00:15:53,052 to sort of play it up for the (Ricky curses) 411 00:15:53,076 --> 00:15:54,578 Audience a little bit, hey! 412 00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:56,079 [Ricky] Woah. 413 00:15:56,371 --> 00:15:57,371 What? 414 00:15:57,414 --> 00:16:00,542 [Ricky] Is it just me or is that window open? 415 00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:01,834 (thudding) 416 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,588 (ominous music) (Ricky laughs nervously) 417 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,882 Yeah, I told you I saw someone. 418 00:16:08,216 --> 00:16:13,096 (loud screaming) (phone buzzing) 419 00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:17,476 (winding) 420 00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,687 [Chris] So that was interesting. 421 00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:22,206 [Ricky] Oh, it was definitely interesting. 422 00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:23,749 Do you wanna tell them what happened? 423 00:16:23,773 --> 00:16:26,735 I shall tell our loyal goons what happened, 424 00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:29,696 so you saw that footage because of course 425 00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:31,868 we cut it into the episode because it was great, 426 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:34,743 but what you didn't see was the actual phone call 427 00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:39,164 with the Meadows where I discovered, dun-dun-dun, 428 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:43,710 that they're out of town, yeah they're vacationing. 429 00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:45,962 I don't know, Bahamas, Alaska, some, you know, 430 00:16:46,254 --> 00:16:47,881 super hot, super cold place like that 431 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,817 probably a lot of hot chicks there, but you know 432 00:16:49,841 --> 00:16:51,569 when people get old they gotta have some eye candy. 433 00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:54,262 But you see the thing is it appears that 434 00:16:54,554 --> 00:16:58,016 one of us told them the wrong date, now 435 00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:01,436 I'm not gonna say it was me because it wasn't me. 436 00:17:01,728 --> 00:17:03,146 Hint hint. 437 00:17:03,438 --> 00:17:05,732 But I'd say we got some pretty 438 00:17:06,024 --> 00:17:07,210 (distorted buzzing) bizarre footage back there, 439 00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:08,514 like that was some spooky stuff, 440 00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:10,296 that was some spooky... - [Chris] It's true, 441 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:11,589 it's true. - [Ricky] Spooky ghost 442 00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:12,739 going through the woods. 443 00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:14,471 Creepy. - [Chris] Also ah, goddammit. 444 00:17:14,741 --> 00:17:17,577 Dude, I'm serious. - [Ricky] Dude are you... 445 00:17:17,869 --> 00:17:19,472 [Chris] I've been ear raped by a ghost. 446 00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:20,205 [Ricky] Oh my God. 447 00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:21,623 (trickling) 448 00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,792 [Chris] Fuck you Ricky. 449 00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,919 Pissing on your face. 450 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:28,296 (trickling) 451 00:17:28,588 --> 00:17:30,257 Wait, is my mic still recording? 452 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:31,550 No, I don't think so. 453 00:17:31,841 --> 00:17:36,471 (crickets chirping) 454 00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:41,142 [Ricky] Oh wait, ah, oh this is good. 455 00:17:41,434 --> 00:17:42,936 (loud zipping) Shit, what the fuck? 456 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:46,356 Hey dude, I'm just getting the bug spray, relax. 457 00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:47,648 [Ricky] Shit. 458 00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,276 Just getting some bug spray. 459 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:52,821 (can hissing) 460 00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:54,656 I'm gonna be chigger free after this. 461 00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:56,050 [Ricky] What did you just say? 462 00:17:56,074 --> 00:17:57,074 Huh? 463 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,368 (can hissing) 464 00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,662 X No chiggers for me, 465 00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:04,165 X chiggers and ticks, on my dicks X 466 00:18:04,457 --> 00:18:06,459 (can hissing) 467 00:18:06,751 --> 00:18:09,004 Oh yeah, dude it actually. (zipping) 468 00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:10,439 [Ricky] I've actually got some of 469 00:18:10,463 --> 00:18:11,703 my own bug spray. (Chris coughs) 470 00:18:11,798 --> 00:18:15,051 To be honest it tastes pretty good (coughs). 471 00:18:15,343 --> 00:18:18,430 (spits) We could also say that it works for like... 472 00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:23,393 And get that, oh, "Long lasting protection from mosquitoes", 473 00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:26,730 "ticks biting flies, gnats, chiggers and..." 474 00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:28,273 "And ghosts." 475 00:18:30,191 --> 00:18:31,318 [Ricky] Hey Chris. 476 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:32,986 Dude (laughs), what the fuck? 477 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,238 [Ricky] This is revenge for that little 478 00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:37,032 bug spray... - (laughs) Dude is that 479 00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:38,450 actually a real gun? 480 00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,342 [Ricky] Oh, of course it's a real gun. 481 00:18:40,493 --> 00:18:41,893 I'm protected against the homeless. 482 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,788 Ah, OK I thought, 483 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:45,832 OK you're not supposed to actually like 484 00:18:46,124 --> 00:18:47,542 point that at someone. 485 00:18:47,834 --> 00:18:49,377 [Ricky] And boom. 486 00:18:49,669 --> 00:18:50,795 (Chris sighs) 487 00:18:51,087 --> 00:18:52,672 Come on, bro. 488 00:18:52,964 --> 00:18:54,400 I mean, it's loaded but it's not cocked. 489 00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:55,133 It's fucking loaded? 490 00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:59,638 (frog croaking) (crickets chirping) 491 00:18:59,929 --> 00:19:01,973 (eerie music) - Recording at 12:18 492 00:19:02,265 --> 00:19:05,352 on May 4th, story time. 493 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:10,148 So this question comes from a 33 year old man, 494 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,777 it reads, "Hey Chris and Ricky, love the show", 495 00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:16,071 "am in a bit of a paranormal predicament here, 496 00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:18,657 "let me explain," I like this. 497 00:19:18,948 --> 00:19:21,076 "About a year ago I made a move on my female friend" 498 00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:23,620 "that I had had a crush on for about 10 years," 499 00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:26,152 "we ended up getting into a pretty hot and heavy romance" 500 00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:29,125 "that was, not to be cliched, but it was beautiful." 501 00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:31,017 "I really started to fall for this girl" 502 00:19:31,294 --> 00:19:32,629 "and we did everything together." 503 00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:34,641 "Six months ago though, I was going through" 504 00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:38,009 "the pictures on her phone and sort of found out" 505 00:19:38,301 --> 00:19:40,053 "that she had been seeing two other dudes." 506 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,847 "Yeah, I was fucking sad and distraught," 507 00:19:43,139 --> 00:19:45,433 "so I basically cussed her out and we had a huge fight." 508 00:19:45,725 --> 00:19:48,103 "A week later she was in a car accident and she died." 509 00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:50,355 (Chris laughs) 510 00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:52,541 "Recently in the middle of the night, I've been hearing" 511 00:19:52,565 --> 00:19:55,694 "someone crying and also calling out my name, as well as" 512 00:19:55,985 --> 00:19:59,114 "the names of who I can only assume are the other dudes." 513 00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:02,117 "I love her but what should I do to get rid of her spirit," 514 00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:04,035 "I wanna make her cross over so that" 515 00:20:04,327 --> 00:20:07,414 "she's happy and on the other side, help?" 516 00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:10,082 (sighs). 517 00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:10,875 Bro. 518 00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:11,793 Oh boy. 519 00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:13,085 It's not good. 520 00:20:13,169 --> 00:20:16,589 That kind of a ghost, the sad ghost 521 00:20:16,881 --> 00:20:19,134 that sort of repeats itself each night, 522 00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:21,428 there's no crossing over. 523 00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,738 What you're probably gonna have to do is 524 00:20:25,014 --> 00:20:26,694 first of all stop having feelings for her, 525 00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:28,655 (distorted buzzing) stop, stop all of that, 526 00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:31,438 start sort of cheating on her emotionally, physically. 527 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:32,439 (distorted buzzing) Start cheating... 528 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,691 (distorted buzzing) - I hate to do this to you but 529 00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:36,168 (static buzzing) bottom line, one cent, 530 00:20:36,192 --> 00:20:36,901 (static buzzing) what's he do? 531 00:20:37,193 --> 00:20:39,362 Alright, ditch the bitch. 532 00:20:39,654 --> 00:20:41,134 (distorted beeping) - Ditch the bitch. 533 00:20:41,239 --> 00:20:42,490 And go out with 534 00:20:42,782 --> 00:20:43,782 (distorted buzzing) 535 00:20:44,033 --> 00:20:46,870 A different girl (laughs), and one that's not dead 536 00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:48,997 and one that is not fucking crazy. 537 00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:50,391 (distorted buzzing) And one that won't 538 00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,500 cheat on you, in all seriousness though, 539 00:20:52,792 --> 00:20:53,894 (distorted buzzing) this kind of thing 540 00:20:53,918 --> 00:20:57,839 happens when just shitty, I'm sorry, but shitty 541 00:20:58,131 --> 00:20:59,424 (distorted buzzing) backstabbing 542 00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:02,469 people, you know, die. 543 00:21:03,678 --> 00:21:08,057 (winding) 544 00:21:08,349 --> 00:21:10,185 (static buzzing) OK, it's 2am. 545 00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:14,439 We're here to find some spooks, we're on a spook hunt. 546 00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:15,982 [Ricky] Oh careful, now that 547 00:21:16,274 --> 00:21:17,418 we definitely can't say. - [Chris] I probably shouldn't 548 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:18,461 have said that. - [Ricky] Yeah, 549 00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:20,111 that's inappropriate dude. 550 00:21:20,403 --> 00:21:21,803 (frogs croaking) (crickets chirping) 551 00:21:21,946 --> 00:21:24,949 [Chris] So what should we do if we actually see, 552 00:21:25,241 --> 00:21:27,219 like there's a homeless dude or something like that? 553 00:21:27,243 --> 00:21:29,370 What should we do if we actually find someone? 554 00:21:30,371 --> 00:21:31,498 [Ricky] We kill them. 555 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:33,416 (laughs) What? 556 00:21:33,708 --> 00:21:35,394 [Ricky] OK fine, I guess we'll just cross that bridge 557 00:21:35,418 --> 00:21:36,418 when we get to it. 558 00:21:39,380 --> 00:21:41,549 Now, correct me if I'm wrong but they say... 559 00:21:41,841 --> 00:21:43,218 [Chris] Uh-huh. 560 00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,970 [Ricky] They say the wife of the carpenter, 561 00:21:46,262 --> 00:21:48,515 eaten from the inside out. 562 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:52,018 Her ghost, the most terrifying of all. 563 00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:55,730 Ghost queefs echoing through 564 00:21:56,022 --> 00:21:57,041 the night. - [Chris] MILF ghosts are 565 00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:58,525 fucking the scariest ones. 566 00:22:01,110 --> 00:22:04,280 Seriously, it's like you wanna bang them, you can't, 567 00:22:04,572 --> 00:22:05,591 it's never gonna be... - [Voiceover] Ricky! 568 00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:07,242 - [Ricky] Woah! - [Chris] What the? 569 00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:08,854 [Ricky] What the fuck was that? 570 00:22:08,993 --> 00:22:10,078 (rumbling) 571 00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:12,121 [Chris] What do you, what dude, what the? 572 00:22:12,413 --> 00:22:14,373 (laughs) There better be something there you dick. 573 00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:17,669 (wind quietly howling) (frogs croaking) 574 00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:19,420 [Ricky] Shit. 575 00:22:26,886 --> 00:22:27,886 That was weird. 576 00:22:28,054 --> 00:22:30,974 (gasps) Ghost (speaks in foreign language). 577 00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:35,937 (frogs croaking) (crickets chirping) 578 00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:48,625 [Ricky] OK (laughs), actually where is the? 579 00:22:48,741 --> 00:22:50,702 [Chris] Holy shit, dude look. 580 00:22:52,245 --> 00:22:53,913 [Ricky] What the hell is that? 581 00:22:57,750 --> 00:22:59,335 Dude, was this on the map? 582 00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:08,636 [Chris] I don't know. 583 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,808 The Meadows didn't tell me anything about this, no. 584 00:23:15,184 --> 00:23:16,561 Can ghosts build things? 585 00:23:16,853 --> 00:23:18,396 Oh, we could say that they can. 586 00:23:18,688 --> 00:23:20,565 We could say the carpenter decided 587 00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:23,735 to build a structure to leave all the bodies. 588 00:23:33,661 --> 00:23:35,914 [Ricky] Well, I think it's pretty obvious 589 00:23:36,205 --> 00:23:37,373 what we have to do here. 590 00:23:37,665 --> 00:23:38,791 We have to investigate. 591 00:23:39,083 --> 00:23:43,671 (crickets chirping) (frogs croaking) 592 00:23:51,137 --> 00:23:52,597 Holy shit. 593 00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:03,399 (static buzzing) 594 00:24:04,150 --> 00:24:05,669 Dude, there's like an entrance right here 595 00:24:05,693 --> 00:24:07,236 at the ground level. 596 00:24:07,528 --> 00:24:08,947 [Ricky] What's down there? 597 00:24:10,198 --> 00:24:11,658 Do you see anything? 598 00:24:12,408 --> 00:24:13,451 (distorted buzzing) 599 00:24:13,743 --> 00:24:16,871 Chris, Chris talk to me, what are you doing? 600 00:24:17,163 --> 00:24:19,040 [Chris] Oh dude, you're gonna love this. 601 00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:20,833 (distorted beeping) 602 00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:23,086 [Ricky] What's down there? 603 00:24:23,378 --> 00:24:24,378 [Voiceover] Ricky. 604 00:24:24,545 --> 00:24:26,547 (thudding) 605 00:24:26,839 --> 00:24:28,132 [Ricky] What the hell? 606 00:24:28,424 --> 00:24:30,927 (static buzzing) 607 00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:32,613 (frogs croak louder) (distorted buzzing) 608 00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:35,473 (crickets chirping) 609 00:24:35,765 --> 00:24:37,016 Chris? 610 00:24:41,479 --> 00:24:42,647 Dude. 611 00:24:48,319 --> 00:24:49,737 You in there? 612 00:24:50,029 --> 00:24:52,573 Hello, Chris? 613 00:24:52,865 --> 00:24:54,158 Goddammit, I can't see anything. 614 00:24:54,450 --> 00:24:55,994 (clicking) (Ricky sighs) 615 00:24:56,786 --> 00:24:58,913 (clicking) (beep ringing) 616 00:24:59,205 --> 00:25:00,581 Chris? 617 00:25:00,873 --> 00:25:03,876 (static buzzing) 618 00:25:04,168 --> 00:25:05,253 Chris? 619 00:25:06,587 --> 00:25:09,173 (static quietens) 620 00:25:09,465 --> 00:25:11,217 (sighs) Son of a bitch. 621 00:25:11,509 --> 00:25:15,972 (static grows louder) 622 00:25:16,264 --> 00:25:18,433 (sighs) Shit. 623 00:25:18,725 --> 00:25:20,935 Am I going in here? 624 00:25:21,227 --> 00:25:22,437 Am I seriously? 625 00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:24,022 (groans) 626 00:25:24,313 --> 00:25:28,568 (loud static buzzing) (grunting) 627 00:25:38,327 --> 00:25:43,082 (static buzzing) 628 00:25:44,792 --> 00:25:46,502 (clattering) 629 00:25:46,794 --> 00:25:51,132 (static buzzing quietens) (rumbling) 630 00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:54,302 (distorted buzzing) (thudding) 631 00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:55,845 (static cuts out) 632 00:25:56,137 --> 00:25:58,890 (Ricky breathes heavily) 633 00:25:59,182 --> 00:26:00,475 Chris? 634 00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:04,812 (wind blowing) 635 00:26:05,104 --> 00:26:06,439 Chris? 636 00:26:07,565 --> 00:26:09,275 What the fuck? 637 00:26:09,567 --> 00:26:13,488 (distorted static buzzing) 638 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:22,580 Chris? 639 00:26:32,465 --> 00:26:34,133 Hey, Chris! 640 00:26:38,012 --> 00:26:39,806 Where the fuck are you, man? 641 00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:46,020 What, Chris? 642 00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:53,903 (glass breaking) Ah, shit! 643 00:26:54,195 --> 00:26:56,614 (glass crunching) 644 00:26:56,906 --> 00:26:58,574 Note to self, 645 00:26:58,866 --> 00:27:01,702 stop making loud noises with your fucking boots. 646 00:27:05,164 --> 00:27:07,542 (flapping) 647 00:27:07,834 --> 00:27:10,211 OK door A, 648 00:27:11,712 --> 00:27:13,548 or door B? 649 00:27:15,007 --> 00:27:16,968 Door A 650 00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:20,054 or door B? 651 00:27:21,222 --> 00:27:22,222 Chris? 652 00:27:22,431 --> 00:27:24,392 (Ricky's voice echoing) 653 00:27:24,684 --> 00:27:26,018 (echoing grows louder) 654 00:27:26,310 --> 00:27:29,480 (Ricky breathes heavily) 655 00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:38,447 OK, let's follow the arrows. 656 00:27:38,739 --> 00:27:41,868 (distorted static buzzing) 657 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:45,413 This isn't, nothing weird about this. 658 00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:47,540 (sighs) Chris? 659 00:27:51,794 --> 00:27:53,838 The arrows tell me to go this way. 660 00:27:54,130 --> 00:27:55,339 I should go this way. 661 00:27:55,631 --> 00:27:59,552 (howling) 662 00:28:04,557 --> 00:28:07,143 Chris? (flapping) 663 00:28:09,353 --> 00:28:10,479 Chris! 664 00:28:11,564 --> 00:28:12,564 [Voiceover] Hey dude! 665 00:28:12,732 --> 00:28:14,317 [Ricky] (gasps) Holy shit! 666 00:28:14,609 --> 00:28:15,836 (laughs) Dude this place is awesome. 667 00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:16,920 [Ricky] Where the fuck have you been, 668 00:28:16,944 --> 00:28:18,112 man? - Come on. 669 00:28:23,326 --> 00:28:24,744 [Ricky] Dude, this is weird. 670 00:28:27,413 --> 00:28:29,290 Wouldn't we have seen this from outside? 671 00:28:29,582 --> 00:28:32,001 (wind howling) 672 00:28:32,293 --> 00:28:33,961 (flapping) (Chris muttering) 673 00:28:34,253 --> 00:28:35,856 [Ricky] What the hell is it, is that a bat? 674 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,715 (flapping) 675 00:28:38,007 --> 00:28:40,009 (laughs) Chris. 676 00:28:41,093 --> 00:28:43,888 "Aziz light!" 677 00:28:45,389 --> 00:28:46,515 Chris? 678 00:28:47,558 --> 00:28:48,893 [Chris] Check this out, man. 679 00:28:50,102 --> 00:28:51,520 [Ricky] What? 680 00:28:57,610 --> 00:28:58,610 [Chris] Dude. 681 00:28:58,819 --> 00:28:59,819 [Ricky] What is it? 682 00:28:59,946 --> 00:29:00,946 [Chris] Look at this. 683 00:29:08,746 --> 00:29:10,456 (Chris laughs) 684 00:29:13,834 --> 00:29:16,128 [Ricky] It's just a big fucking white circle man, 685 00:29:16,420 --> 00:29:18,464 come on put it, yeah, that's better. 686 00:29:21,175 --> 00:29:23,010 [Chris] "You won't survive," I guess. 687 00:29:23,302 --> 00:29:24,363 [Ricky] Dude, look at that handwriting, 688 00:29:24,387 --> 00:29:26,681 it's like a bunch of fucking retards wrote it, 689 00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:27,682 or you. 690 00:29:27,974 --> 00:29:32,270 (wind howling) 691 00:29:35,147 --> 00:29:36,148 Oh shit. 692 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,651 (Chris laughs) (clattering) 693 00:29:38,943 --> 00:29:40,486 The whore line. 694 00:29:41,821 --> 00:29:42,901 What would you do if I like 695 00:29:43,155 --> 00:29:44,755 punched you in the face with the camera? 696 00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:46,343 [Ricky] I don't know, I'd probably be annoyed. 697 00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:47,785 (laughs) That'd piss you off? 698 00:29:49,036 --> 00:29:51,289 Like do they, could my camera even sustain that? 699 00:29:51,580 --> 00:29:52,683 Like, it would probably (banging) 700 00:29:52,707 --> 00:29:54,500 Hurt the camera more, your hard-ass head. 701 00:29:55,876 --> 00:29:57,503 Hello? (glass crunching) 702 00:30:00,548 --> 00:30:01,799 It's for you. 703 00:30:03,467 --> 00:30:05,803 Dude, I gotta say, at first I was a little spooked 704 00:30:06,095 --> 00:30:08,222 by this place to be perfectly honest, I mean, 705 00:30:08,514 --> 00:30:10,075 as much as I can be, you know what I mean? 706 00:30:10,099 --> 00:30:11,201 Because we've been in the game for awhile. 707 00:30:11,225 --> 00:30:11,892 [Ricky] Yeah. 708 00:30:12,184 --> 00:30:14,812 That being said, let's hang out here for awhile longer 709 00:30:15,104 --> 00:30:16,731 until we're really comfortable with it, 710 00:30:17,023 --> 00:30:18,663 we know all the little nooks and crannies 711 00:30:18,899 --> 00:30:20,401 and stuff and then... - [Ricky] Mhm. 712 00:30:20,693 --> 00:30:22,403 I just say, do an episode. 713 00:30:22,695 --> 00:30:23,404 - [Ricky] Definitely. - Yeah, 714 00:30:23,696 --> 00:30:24,822 fuck the Brut Woods. 715 00:30:26,574 --> 00:30:29,410 Actually, kind of a comfortable place to be in. 716 00:30:34,749 --> 00:30:35,909 Just imagine you come in here 717 00:30:36,083 --> 00:30:37,835 and I'm just getting ghost head. 718 00:30:38,127 --> 00:30:40,129 Ah, ah, ah. 719 00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:41,821 [Ricky] Oh yeah, I mean, oh yeah, 720 00:30:41,964 --> 00:30:43,632 we just put a big censor bar over it. 721 00:30:44,884 --> 00:30:47,178 [Chris] Oh yeah, it'd just be like except here, 722 00:30:47,470 --> 00:30:49,972 or the censor bar's like negative space, 723 00:30:50,264 --> 00:30:51,783 it goes this way? - [Ricky] Oh yeah, oh yeah. 724 00:30:51,807 --> 00:30:53,727 [Chris] Oh shit, dude how hilarious would it be 725 00:30:53,893 --> 00:30:55,478 if you came in here and I was just like 726 00:30:55,770 --> 00:30:57,897 fucking a ghost or anyone? 727 00:31:00,858 --> 00:31:02,418 [Ricky] Dude, this is kind of spooky. 728 00:31:02,568 --> 00:31:04,320 Yeah, I'm liking the look of this. 729 00:31:04,612 --> 00:31:07,198 Oh shit dude, dude this is perfect (laughs). 730 00:31:07,490 --> 00:31:09,033 I'll just get real close and I'll add 731 00:31:09,325 --> 00:31:10,510 like a little jump scare noise. 732 00:31:10,534 --> 00:31:12,578 (loud thudding) (Ricky gasps) 733 00:31:12,870 --> 00:31:14,080 This place is sweet. 734 00:31:15,289 --> 00:31:18,751 Also, I will say that 735 00:31:19,043 --> 00:31:21,337 as cool as this place is, 736 00:31:21,629 --> 00:31:23,964 I need to take a piss really badly. 737 00:31:24,256 --> 00:31:26,258 So I'm gonna go do that, you keep looking around, 738 00:31:26,550 --> 00:31:28,070 let me know if there's anything sweet. 739 00:31:28,094 --> 00:31:30,012 Maybe you can watch my back a little bit, 740 00:31:30,304 --> 00:31:32,640 I'd just rather not piss my pants if the time should come. 741 00:31:32,932 --> 00:31:34,475 (static buzzing) - [Ricky] Alright, 742 00:31:34,767 --> 00:31:36,852 you go take Chris and I'll just... 743 00:31:37,144 --> 00:31:38,144 A what? 744 00:31:38,312 --> 00:31:39,313 [Ricky] A Chris. 745 00:31:39,605 --> 00:31:42,191 Fuck you, dude, I pee a normal amount, 746 00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:44,693 in fact I pee a healthy amount, especially when 747 00:31:44,985 --> 00:31:47,154 we're in an area where there might be ghosts. 748 00:31:47,446 --> 00:31:48,614 [Ricky] You... 749 00:31:50,741 --> 00:31:52,177 No sorry, I just thought saying the word 750 00:31:52,201 --> 00:31:53,494 "ghosts" would attract ghosts. 751 00:31:53,786 --> 00:31:55,866 I don't really know how this shit works to be honest. 752 00:31:56,038 --> 00:31:59,375 (winding) 753 00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:04,255 (footsteps) 754 00:32:05,506 --> 00:32:06,986 I wonder why all the female fans just 755 00:32:07,133 --> 00:32:08,759 gravitate towards Ricky all the time. 756 00:32:10,177 --> 00:32:12,430 No matter what, no matter how much I try to practice 757 00:32:12,721 --> 00:32:16,767 and like try to be really fresh, Ricky just, 758 00:32:17,059 --> 00:32:18,419 I don't know what it is about him. 759 00:32:18,519 --> 00:32:21,856 It's not that Ricky's naturally more attractive 760 00:32:22,148 --> 00:32:24,028 or more confident than me, it's not that at all, 761 00:32:24,150 --> 00:32:25,693 it's just I don't know, I don't know. 762 00:32:25,985 --> 00:32:29,822 It's because he doesn't want it or girls think that, 763 00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:32,533 but he does, he wants it so badly, and so 764 00:32:32,825 --> 00:32:34,678 I've told so many girls that, like they're trying to 765 00:32:34,702 --> 00:32:36,542 choose between me and him which I fucking hate, 766 00:32:36,745 --> 00:32:39,331 it shouldn't be a choice, why can't we just both like, 767 00:32:39,623 --> 00:32:41,542 I don't mind getting the sloppy seconds that's, 768 00:32:41,834 --> 00:32:44,253 OK yeah, we have a ghost show and we try to goof the ghosts 769 00:32:44,545 --> 00:32:46,881 but on some level I really want to have 770 00:32:47,173 --> 00:32:49,592 a deep spiritual connection with somebody 771 00:32:49,884 --> 00:32:53,137 and all that Ricky wants to do is just fuck, you know? 772 00:32:53,429 --> 00:32:55,306 (crackling) And I don't know, I mean, 773 00:32:55,598 --> 00:32:57,808 I want to too, I'd love to fuck, that would be amazing, 774 00:32:58,100 --> 00:33:00,311 that would be so great, but... 775 00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:02,520 Anyway. 776 00:33:02,688 --> 00:33:03,731 [Ricky] Goddammit. 777 00:33:04,023 --> 00:33:05,900 [Chris] I'm still sure that if my dick's 778 00:33:06,192 --> 00:33:08,986 not at least bigger than his, it's at least... 779 00:33:09,278 --> 00:33:12,698 At least the same size if not slightly less, you know? 780 00:33:12,990 --> 00:33:16,035 I mean, I'm funny, right? 781 00:33:17,620 --> 00:33:19,538 Something where I'm like in the mud, you know? 782 00:33:19,830 --> 00:33:21,433 Show myself doing something really strong, 783 00:33:21,457 --> 00:33:23,959 like we can do this little goof where 784 00:33:24,251 --> 00:33:27,087 a tree falls down like, "Oh that was spooky." 785 00:33:27,379 --> 00:33:30,174 I'm gonna pick it up and see if there's any kind of clues, 786 00:33:30,466 --> 00:33:32,718 so then I have to take off my shirt because it's like, 787 00:33:33,010 --> 00:33:34,529 (static buzzing) "Oh it's hot here," you know? 788 00:33:34,553 --> 00:33:36,193 I don't know, just something, I feel like 789 00:33:36,222 --> 00:33:38,098 I need to change up the formula because, 790 00:33:38,390 --> 00:33:40,726 again, they are lining up in front of Ricky 791 00:33:41,018 --> 00:33:43,205 and like that's great, you know I feel happy for you man, 792 00:33:43,229 --> 00:33:44,939 that's awesome, whatever, it's mostly fine, 793 00:33:45,231 --> 00:33:46,991 I'm probably over thinking it, you know what? 794 00:33:47,149 --> 00:33:48,543 (door shuffling) You know, that's what it is. 795 00:33:48,567 --> 00:33:51,737 I'm 24 years old, I have plenty of time to have my first... 796 00:33:52,029 --> 00:33:53,029 (loud shattering) 797 00:33:53,197 --> 00:33:54,240 (rumbling) Ricky? 798 00:33:54,532 --> 00:33:56,116 (crackling) Ricky? 799 00:33:56,408 --> 00:33:57,910 [Ricky] Chris? 800 00:33:58,202 --> 00:33:59,745 (loud shattering) - [Chris] Ricky! 801 00:34:00,037 --> 00:34:04,458 (Chris pants) 802 00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:06,502 (Ricky breathes heavily) 803 00:34:06,794 --> 00:34:08,254 (banging) 804 00:34:11,465 --> 00:34:12,841 [Ricky] Hello? 805 00:34:13,133 --> 00:34:17,596 (Chris pants) (wind howling) 806 00:34:19,098 --> 00:34:23,227 (creaking) (thudding) 807 00:34:23,519 --> 00:34:26,063 (Chris pants) 808 00:34:26,355 --> 00:34:27,940 (clattering) 809 00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:31,652 (Chris breathes heavily) 810 00:34:31,944 --> 00:34:34,530 (distant yelling) 811 00:34:34,822 --> 00:34:36,365 (glass shattering) 812 00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:40,035 (distant yelling) 813 00:34:40,327 --> 00:34:41,537 (Chris pants) 814 00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:47,751 [Ricky] Chris? 815 00:34:49,545 --> 00:34:54,300 (Chris pants) (anxious music) 816 00:34:57,136 --> 00:34:58,136 (swishing) 817 00:34:58,387 --> 00:34:59,763 [Chris] Ricky! 818 00:35:00,055 --> 00:35:03,684 (anxious music building) 819 00:35:03,976 --> 00:35:05,352 (distorted thudding) 820 00:35:05,644 --> 00:35:07,896 (shuffling) (howling) 821 00:35:08,188 --> 00:35:09,315 (thudding) 822 00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:14,194 (intermittent buzzing) (Chris breathing) 823 00:35:16,113 --> 00:35:20,576 (Ricky breathing) 824 00:35:20,868 --> 00:35:21,869 [Ricky] Chris? 825 00:35:22,870 --> 00:35:23,954 (static buzzing) 826 00:35:25,581 --> 00:35:26,581 (Ricky sighs) 827 00:35:26,707 --> 00:35:28,709 (buzzing) (clattering) 828 00:35:29,001 --> 00:35:33,672 (Chris breathes heavily) 829 00:35:35,215 --> 00:35:37,801 (whooshing) 830 00:35:40,220 --> 00:35:41,221 Chris? 831 00:35:41,513 --> 00:35:42,640 (shrieking) 832 00:35:42,931 --> 00:35:44,099 Chris? 833 00:35:44,391 --> 00:35:46,560 (static buzzing) (whirring) 834 00:35:46,852 --> 00:35:51,523 (loud siren blaring) 835 00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:53,901 (static buzzing) 836 00:35:54,193 --> 00:35:58,697 (loud siren blaring) 837 00:36:00,407 --> 00:36:04,161 (menacing laughter) 838 00:36:05,954 --> 00:36:07,456 What the fuck? 839 00:36:07,748 --> 00:36:11,251 (loud siren blaring) (creaking) 840 00:36:11,543 --> 00:36:12,543 Oh... 841 00:36:14,254 --> 00:36:16,090 Chris? 842 00:36:16,382 --> 00:36:20,969 (loud siren blaring) 843 00:36:22,304 --> 00:36:24,556 (buzzing) 844 00:36:24,848 --> 00:36:26,266 Chris? 845 00:36:28,936 --> 00:36:30,688 Dude, the fuck's going on? 846 00:36:30,979 --> 00:36:32,419 [Chris] Dude, come check this out, 847 00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:34,608 (mumbles) my footage. 848 00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:36,568 (warping) 849 00:36:36,860 --> 00:36:38,421 (explosion blasts) - [Ricky] Woah, Chris? 850 00:36:38,445 --> 00:36:41,532 (siren halts) (fizzing) 851 00:36:41,824 --> 00:36:44,535 (Ricky breathes heavily) (ominous music) 852 00:36:44,827 --> 00:36:45,994 What the fuck? 853 00:36:50,666 --> 00:36:55,462 (high pitched buzzing) 854 00:36:57,798 --> 00:36:58,882 Dude? 855 00:36:59,174 --> 00:37:00,300 Woah. 856 00:37:00,592 --> 00:37:03,137 (high pitched buzzing) 857 00:37:03,429 --> 00:37:04,429 What the fuck is this? 858 00:37:04,638 --> 00:37:06,140 (whispering) 859 00:37:06,432 --> 00:37:08,142 (thudding) 860 00:37:08,434 --> 00:37:10,102 (static buzzing) 861 00:37:10,394 --> 00:37:12,896 (Chris laughs) 862 00:37:13,188 --> 00:37:15,649 (Ricky breathes heavily) 863 00:37:15,941 --> 00:37:17,484 Total mind fuck, right? 864 00:37:17,776 --> 00:37:20,154 (static buzzing) 865 00:37:20,446 --> 00:37:22,698 Fuck, what the fuck is this? 866 00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:24,450 Let me help you with that. 867 00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:26,785 (warping) (thudding) 868 00:37:27,077 --> 00:37:29,788 (distorted buzzing) 869 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:31,206 (thudding) 870 00:37:31,498 --> 00:37:34,418 (Ricky breathes heavily) 871 00:37:34,710 --> 00:37:36,128 What? 872 00:37:43,385 --> 00:37:46,138 Oh Chris, Chris 873 00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:47,973 what the fuck? 874 00:37:48,265 --> 00:37:52,519 (birds singing) 875 00:37:52,811 --> 00:37:53,937 (Ricky grunts) 876 00:37:58,233 --> 00:37:59,234 Oh man. 877 00:37:59,526 --> 00:38:00,569 Are we dead? 878 00:38:00,861 --> 00:38:04,156 [Ricky] (sighs) Ah, shut up dude. 879 00:38:05,574 --> 00:38:09,953 (winding) 880 00:38:11,830 --> 00:38:13,207 What would you even call that? 881 00:38:13,499 --> 00:38:16,126 What is it like a silo, like some kind of a silo? 882 00:38:16,418 --> 00:38:17,753 [Ricky] Yeah, it's like a silo, 883 00:38:18,045 --> 00:38:19,230 asylum. - OK, OK, so you're gonna be 884 00:38:19,254 --> 00:38:20,255 there. - [Ricky] Yeah. 885 00:38:20,547 --> 00:38:22,591 [Chris] And you're gonna look over from there? 886 00:38:26,553 --> 00:38:27,805 Alright. 887 00:38:29,306 --> 00:38:30,891 [Ricky] Take, like, two steps back. 888 00:38:31,183 --> 00:38:32,463 Oh, like go back even further? 889 00:38:32,601 --> 00:38:34,520 [Ricky] Yeah, and 890 00:38:34,812 --> 00:38:35,938 action. 891 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,609 No, no, no, that was too like, "Ah whatever", 892 00:38:40,901 --> 00:38:42,253 like too casual, you know what I mean? 893 00:38:42,277 --> 00:38:44,404 [Ricky] Alright, do it more intense 894 00:38:44,696 --> 00:38:45,989 but talk to the camera. 895 00:38:46,281 --> 00:38:47,467 - Oh, like talk... - [Ricky] People get 896 00:38:47,491 --> 00:38:48,510 bored when you don't talk. 897 00:38:48,534 --> 00:38:49,243 [Chris] Don't ignore the audience, 898 00:38:49,535 --> 00:38:50,536 right. - [Ricky] Yeah. 899 00:38:51,870 --> 00:38:53,038 And... - [Chris] OK. 900 00:38:53,330 --> 00:38:54,330 [Ricky] Action. 901 00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:56,618 Now that it's daytime, we're gonna explore the tower 902 00:38:56,875 --> 00:38:59,336 once again to see what other secrets we can find, 903 00:38:59,628 --> 00:39:01,380 to see what other spooks happen. 904 00:39:05,425 --> 00:39:08,512 [Ricky] And cut, now we come up for the close-up. 905 00:39:08,804 --> 00:39:10,180 [Chris] Yeah, get a close-up. 906 00:39:13,350 --> 00:39:15,060 [Ricky] Alright, hold on, let me adjust 907 00:39:15,352 --> 00:39:16,854 some settings here. - [Chris] OK. 908 00:39:17,145 --> 00:39:18,355 [Ricky] Uh... (clicking) 909 00:39:18,647 --> 00:39:21,108 Yeah, that's a little, that's pretty good right there. 910 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:22,627 - [Chris] OK. - [Ricky] Let's see, I wanna 911 00:39:22,651 --> 00:39:23,753 make sure your face... - What about my face? 912 00:39:23,777 --> 00:39:25,547 Yeah, just so when you're going back and forth and stuff? 913 00:39:25,571 --> 00:39:27,131 [Ricky] I wanna make sure it's not getting blown out. 914 00:39:27,155 --> 00:39:28,155 Yeah. 915 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:29,240 Alright. 916 00:39:29,283 --> 00:39:29,992 [Ricky] Alright. 917 00:39:30,284 --> 00:39:32,286 You ready to go back inside? 918 00:39:32,578 --> 00:39:34,180 [Ricky] Oh, I'm gonna follow you in from... 919 00:39:34,204 --> 00:39:34,913 [Chris] Actually, that was shitty, that was shitty, 920 00:39:35,205 --> 00:39:35,914 that was shitty, go back. - [Ricky] Alright, oh, 921 00:39:36,206 --> 00:39:37,286 that was definitely shitty. 922 00:39:37,332 --> 00:39:38,692 [Chris] (clears throat) Alright. 923 00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:39,978 I'm just kind of excited, you know? 924 00:39:40,002 --> 00:39:41,104 So I'm looking at you and I'm like, 925 00:39:41,128 --> 00:39:42,856 "We're gonna do it, we're gonna be so famous," 926 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,120 "and we're gonna be taken into the stalls by hot chicks." 927 00:39:45,340 --> 00:39:46,340 (clears throat). 928 00:39:46,508 --> 00:39:48,260 [Ricky] Three, two. 929 00:39:50,220 --> 00:39:51,972 [Chris] Let's go back inside. 930 00:39:54,016 --> 00:39:55,517 What the fuck? 931 00:39:55,809 --> 00:39:57,269 [Ricky] What, what is it? 932 00:39:57,561 --> 00:39:59,062 What? (ominous music) 933 00:39:59,354 --> 00:40:01,023 What the hell is that? (Chris laughs) 934 00:40:06,862 --> 00:40:08,739 This is definitely good for the episode. 935 00:40:09,698 --> 00:40:11,175 [Ricky] Shit man, what do we do now? 936 00:40:11,199 --> 00:40:13,660 Do we just, think we just kill time until... 937 00:40:14,745 --> 00:40:15,996 Until night? 938 00:40:16,288 --> 00:40:16,997 [Chris] I dunno. 939 00:40:17,289 --> 00:40:18,641 - [Ricky] How does it work? - [Chris] Woah! 940 00:40:18,665 --> 00:40:20,125 (laughs). - [Ricky] Oh dude. 941 00:40:20,417 --> 00:40:21,603 - [Chris] Geez. - [Ricky] Dude, imagine... 942 00:40:21,627 --> 00:40:23,313 - [Chris] It's like a spike! - [Ricky] Oh shit (laughs). 943 00:40:23,337 --> 00:40:24,689 [Chris] Geez, that could have been bad. 944 00:40:24,713 --> 00:40:25,815 [Ricky] Oh, that's incredible. 945 00:40:25,839 --> 00:40:27,633 I didn't come here to lose an eye! 946 00:40:27,925 --> 00:40:30,302 Unless I do wanna lose an eye, 947 00:40:30,594 --> 00:40:32,971 because then throughout this adventure I have an eye patch. 948 00:40:33,263 --> 00:40:35,849 [Ricky] Oh, oh, maybe it works like the sun. 949 00:40:36,141 --> 00:40:37,267 [Chris] Oh. 950 00:40:37,559 --> 00:40:38,559 What do you mean? 951 00:40:38,727 --> 00:40:42,356 [Ricky] Like, you know, it rises during the day, 952 00:40:42,648 --> 00:40:44,500 the, mean, I'm talking about the water of course. 953 00:40:44,524 --> 00:40:46,044 Rises during the day. - [Chris] Uh-huh. 954 00:40:46,318 --> 00:40:47,478 [Ricky] Falls in the night. 955 00:40:47,653 --> 00:40:49,780 Huh, that's beautiful. 956 00:40:50,072 --> 00:40:53,200 It rises in the day and falls at night. 957 00:40:53,492 --> 00:40:56,286 Or, or I get transplanted 958 00:40:56,578 --> 00:41:00,832 with Jessica Alba's eye and now I can see ghosts. 959 00:41:01,124 --> 00:41:04,211 Although shit, I wouldn't want that. 960 00:41:04,503 --> 00:41:06,755 It would be kind of dope if I like lost my eye 961 00:41:07,047 --> 00:41:09,132 and then we throw an IndieGoGo, you know? 962 00:41:09,424 --> 00:41:11,343 We're just like, "Help me get a new eye." 963 00:41:11,635 --> 00:41:14,304 But we don't get that much money from it, so you know what? 964 00:41:14,596 --> 00:41:17,391 We're just gonna have to use a cadaver eye. 965 00:41:17,683 --> 00:41:20,435 That's our back story, right? 966 00:41:20,727 --> 00:41:22,270 Is any of that making any sense? 967 00:41:22,562 --> 00:41:24,147 [Ricky] Are you high? 968 00:41:24,439 --> 00:41:25,899 [Chris] Shit, I don't know. 969 00:41:26,191 --> 00:41:27,627 (laughs) That would kind of explain it. 970 00:41:27,651 --> 00:41:30,112 Like, I don't know, like for me 971 00:41:30,404 --> 00:41:34,199 we just, I don't, fuck, fuck it. 972 00:41:34,491 --> 00:41:37,244 [Ricky] We'll chalk that one up to drugs folks. 973 00:41:37,536 --> 00:41:39,079 (static buzzing) Rashomon. 974 00:41:39,371 --> 00:41:41,373 (static buzzing) 975 00:41:41,665 --> 00:41:42,665 [Chris] What? 976 00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:43,977 (static buzzing) - [Ricky] Shit, switch over 977 00:41:44,001 --> 00:41:45,002 to B. - [Chris] What, why? 978 00:41:45,293 --> 00:41:46,729 (distorted beeping) - [Ricky] Just do it dude. 979 00:41:46,753 --> 00:41:48,731 [Chris] How do I, I don't even know how to do it. 980 00:41:48,755 --> 00:41:50,716 (distorted voices) - [Ricky] B. 981 00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:52,768 Dude, I know I told you to how to do it, man! 982 00:41:52,884 --> 00:41:53,927 (distorted buzzing) 983 00:41:54,219 --> 00:41:55,303 (rumbling) 984 00:41:55,595 --> 00:41:56,915 - Yo, yo. - [Ricky] Shh, shh, shh! 985 00:41:57,139 --> 00:41:58,299 Shh, shh, shh. - [Chris] What? 986 00:41:58,515 --> 00:42:03,145 (birds singing) 987 00:42:03,812 --> 00:42:04,812 [Ricky] Dude. 988 00:42:04,938 --> 00:42:06,064 Huh? 989 00:42:06,356 --> 00:42:08,233 [Ricky] I just saw your dick. 990 00:42:08,525 --> 00:42:10,068 What? 991 00:42:15,782 --> 00:42:18,076 [Ricky] Fuck dude, come on, get back! 992 00:42:23,165 --> 00:42:25,625 Did he hear us, did he see us? 993 00:42:29,212 --> 00:42:30,756 Oh shit. 994 00:42:32,340 --> 00:42:34,051 (laughs) I wanna touch it. 995 00:42:34,342 --> 00:42:35,343 [Ricky] Touch it? 996 00:42:35,635 --> 00:42:37,971 Dude, oh gross dude, no you can't fucking touch- 997 00:42:38,263 --> 00:42:39,806 No I'm, ah, that's not what I meant. 998 00:42:41,558 --> 00:42:43,398 [Ricky] Oh what, what the fuck are you doing? 999 00:42:43,602 --> 00:42:44,602 Wait, stop! 1000 00:42:44,686 --> 00:42:45,854 Don't do it, what the fuck? 1001 00:42:46,146 --> 00:42:47,314 (wind rushing) 1002 00:42:47,606 --> 00:42:49,900 (thudding) 1003 00:42:50,192 --> 00:42:51,651 Good, he still he hasn't seen us. 1004 00:42:51,943 --> 00:42:53,236 (rustling) 1005 00:42:53,528 --> 00:42:54,738 Oh shit! 1006 00:42:58,492 --> 00:42:59,910 (Chris laughs). 1007 00:43:03,955 --> 00:43:05,082 Dude. 1008 00:43:06,541 --> 00:43:07,793 I thought it'd be bigger. 1009 00:43:08,085 --> 00:43:09,085 What? 1010 00:43:09,127 --> 00:43:12,130 (winding) 1011 00:43:13,673 --> 00:43:14,673 (buzzing) 1012 00:43:14,841 --> 00:43:16,384 Oh yes, oh yeah I love the arc... 1013 00:43:16,676 --> 00:43:17,761 (buzzing) Oh, ooh! 1014 00:43:18,053 --> 00:43:22,682 (laughter) 1015 00:43:22,974 --> 00:43:25,119 [Ricky] Dude, why don't they have trash cans in the woods? 1016 00:43:25,143 --> 00:43:26,245 [Chris] I know you would think 1017 00:43:26,269 --> 00:43:27,872 with man's infinite craft. - [Ricky] It's stupid man. 1018 00:43:27,896 --> 00:43:29,356 Do we live in a civilized society? 1019 00:43:29,648 --> 00:43:31,168 [Chris] Dude are you taller than me? 1020 00:43:31,233 --> 00:43:32,233 [Ricky] Yeah. 1021 00:43:32,359 --> 00:43:33,485 People watch us because... 1022 00:43:33,777 --> 00:43:34,486 [Chris] Because there's a plot 1023 00:43:34,778 --> 00:43:35,487 to what we do. - [Ricky] It's not because 1024 00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:37,673 we're just talking to the camera about stupid stuff 1025 00:43:37,697 --> 00:43:39,258 that has no importance. - [Chris] No, and if it is, 1026 00:43:39,282 --> 00:43:40,826 it's like we're talking about 1027 00:43:41,118 --> 00:43:42,303 something awesome. - [Ricky] Like say, if we were 1028 00:43:42,327 --> 00:43:44,121 talking about like how springy this mud is? 1029 00:43:44,412 --> 00:43:46,373 Like it's super springy, oh, actually, 1030 00:43:46,665 --> 00:43:49,042 I wonder if I could do one of my documentaries on the mud. 1031 00:43:49,334 --> 00:43:50,734 Has there ever been a mud-umentary. 1032 00:43:50,877 --> 00:43:52,188 [Chris] How do we even think that this would 1033 00:43:52,212 --> 00:43:53,397 be interesting? - [Ricky] I don't know. 1034 00:43:53,421 --> 00:43:55,465 (laughs) Should I run that by Discovery Channel? 1035 00:43:55,757 --> 00:43:57,008 Woah, woabh, it's quick mud! 1036 00:43:57,300 --> 00:43:58,718 Quick mud (laughs), dude. 1037 00:43:59,010 --> 00:44:00,050 [Chris] Oh it really is. 1038 00:44:00,095 --> 00:44:01,575 (laughs) How did you get out of that? 1039 00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:04,450 - [Ricky] The hell's going on? - [Chris] Dude we both 1040 00:44:04,474 --> 00:44:05,674 have such a pussy little walk. 1041 00:44:05,767 --> 00:44:07,102 - [Ricky] Woah! - [Chris] Huh? 1042 00:44:07,394 --> 00:44:09,229 [Ricky] I think I recognize that ass. 1043 00:44:09,521 --> 00:44:10,230 What? 1044 00:44:10,522 --> 00:44:11,962 I think I've seen that ass before. 1045 00:44:13,191 --> 00:44:15,235 OK yeah, you probably have seen that ass before, 1046 00:44:15,527 --> 00:44:16,987 but why are you saying it like that? 1047 00:44:17,279 --> 00:44:19,197 I think I've seen that ass dude. 1048 00:44:22,033 --> 00:44:23,618 (wind rushing) 1049 00:44:23,910 --> 00:44:26,329 (tape winding) (crackling) 1050 00:44:26,621 --> 00:44:27,621 (static buzzing) 1051 00:44:27,664 --> 00:44:28,790 Stop, stop. 1052 00:44:29,082 --> 00:44:30,101 (crackling) - [Chris] Ricky, 1053 00:44:30,125 --> 00:44:31,125 don't let me die. 1054 00:44:31,209 --> 00:44:32,752 [Ricky] Dude, stop, stop! 1055 00:44:33,044 --> 00:44:34,462 Dude, what the hell? 1056 00:44:34,754 --> 00:44:36,214 (rustling) 1057 00:44:36,506 --> 00:44:37,507 (static buzzing) 1058 00:44:37,799 --> 00:44:40,177 (wind howling) 1059 00:44:40,468 --> 00:44:41,469 (static buzzing) 1060 00:44:41,761 --> 00:44:44,431 (wind howling) 1061 00:44:44,723 --> 00:44:45,724 (static buzzing) 1062 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:47,934 What the fuck? 1063 00:44:48,226 --> 00:44:49,311 Did you just see that? 1064 00:44:49,603 --> 00:44:50,603 What? 1065 00:44:54,357 --> 00:44:56,610 I'm gonna go smack that ass. 1066 00:44:58,737 --> 00:45:01,948 (winding) 1067 00:45:02,991 --> 00:45:04,576 Dejavu. 1068 00:45:04,868 --> 00:45:07,037 Oh, dude, check it out. 1069 00:45:08,705 --> 00:45:10,165 [Chris] Fuck you. 1070 00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:13,251 [Ricky] Ah, it was worth a shot. 1071 00:45:18,340 --> 00:45:19,674 [Chris] Dude, come on. 1072 00:45:19,966 --> 00:45:24,763 (panting) 1073 00:45:25,096 --> 00:45:29,351 (loud screaming) (phone buzzing) 1074 00:45:29,643 --> 00:45:31,353 (phone beeping) - [Ricky] Shit. 1075 00:45:31,645 --> 00:45:34,397 (frantic music) 1076 00:45:34,689 --> 00:45:37,275 Oh, that scared me there, fuck. 1077 00:45:37,567 --> 00:45:39,194 Shit, is anyone even there? 1078 00:45:39,486 --> 00:45:40,606 Should we make a run for it? 1079 00:45:40,862 --> 00:45:42,572 [Chris] Do you see anybody? 1080 00:45:44,324 --> 00:45:46,004 [Ricky] I don't know, coast looks clear. 1081 00:46:00,298 --> 00:46:01,633 Shit. 1082 00:46:03,009 --> 00:46:05,011 (gravel crunching) 1083 00:46:05,303 --> 00:46:06,721 Fuck, that was loud. 1084 00:46:08,390 --> 00:46:10,433 That was a bad idea. 1085 00:46:10,725 --> 00:46:12,018 Do you see anything? 1086 00:46:13,561 --> 00:46:14,854 [Chris] Nothing. 1087 00:46:18,483 --> 00:46:20,026 [Ricky] I don't see anything either. 1088 00:46:24,614 --> 00:46:26,658 Fuck, let's go round the side. 1089 00:46:29,327 --> 00:46:32,455 [Chris] Dude, when's the last time we did any running? 1090 00:46:32,747 --> 00:46:34,507 [Ricky] We gotta get health insurance, man. 1091 00:46:34,791 --> 00:46:36,293 (panting) - [Chris] Does that help? 1092 00:46:36,584 --> 00:46:38,670 [Ricky] That pays for like, gym memberships right? 1093 00:46:38,962 --> 00:46:40,088 [Chris] Shit, I hope so. 1094 00:46:40,380 --> 00:46:42,465 That would make sense, better be included. 1095 00:46:42,757 --> 00:46:45,635 [Ricky] Ah dude, check that window, check the door. 1096 00:46:49,264 --> 00:46:50,807 I got nothing. 1097 00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:53,895 [Chris] Try to zoom over the side of the fence. 1098 00:46:54,185 --> 00:46:55,437 [Ricky] Right, right, right. 1099 00:46:57,063 --> 00:46:58,606 Watch my back. 1100 00:47:01,318 --> 00:47:03,153 - [Chris] Are we good? - [Ricky] Nothing. 1101 00:47:03,445 --> 00:47:05,655 (gravel crunching) 1102 00:47:05,947 --> 00:47:07,824 (sighs) I need those carbs dude. 1103 00:47:09,659 --> 00:47:11,369 Alright, alright. 1104 00:47:11,661 --> 00:47:13,621 (panting) 1105 00:47:13,913 --> 00:47:15,665 You good, are we clear? 1106 00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:19,294 Alright. 1107 00:47:19,586 --> 00:47:20,712 (panting) 1108 00:47:21,004 --> 00:47:22,398 (static buzzing) - [Chris] Dude you're not even 1109 00:47:22,422 --> 00:47:23,524 showing up in my call... - [Ricky] Oh fuck! 1110 00:47:23,548 --> 00:47:25,026 (static buzzing) Why are you even trying 1111 00:47:25,050 --> 00:47:26,509 to prank call me? 1112 00:47:26,801 --> 00:47:28,279 - [Chris] I'm not. - [Ricky] Do you see that? 1113 00:47:28,303 --> 00:47:29,012 (static buzzing) 1114 00:47:29,304 --> 00:47:30,948 [Chris] I really don't know how that even happened. 1115 00:47:30,972 --> 00:47:31,681 [Ricky] Makes no sense. 1116 00:47:31,973 --> 00:47:33,099 [Chris] Yeah, it really is 1117 00:47:33,391 --> 00:47:34,410 super bizarre. - [Ricky] I mean, I know 1118 00:47:34,434 --> 00:47:35,714 you called me, I saw everything. 1119 00:47:35,810 --> 00:47:37,371 [Chris] What are you talking about, what do you see? 1120 00:47:37,395 --> 00:47:39,314 - [Ricky] Dude, what the f? - [Chris] Ricky. 1121 00:47:40,648 --> 00:47:42,776 Yeah you're not in here. - [Ricky] You motherfucker! 1122 00:47:43,068 --> 00:47:44,277 What the fuck? 1123 00:47:44,569 --> 00:47:45,713 [Chris] You're not in here. 1124 00:47:45,737 --> 00:47:47,655 I need you. 1125 00:47:47,947 --> 00:47:49,115 Ricky, save me. 1126 00:47:49,407 --> 00:47:51,785 [Ricky] You fucking fuck! 1127 00:47:52,077 --> 00:47:53,804 - [Chris] We need each other. - [Ricky] I was literally 1128 00:47:53,828 --> 00:47:55,372 creeped out by that man. - [Chris] Bro. 1129 00:47:55,663 --> 00:47:57,499 Help. (distant muttering) 1130 00:47:57,791 --> 00:47:59,101 [Ricky] Well, at least there's fucking leaves 1131 00:47:59,125 --> 00:48:00,585 covering your face you prick. 1132 00:48:00,877 --> 00:48:04,005 Stop, stop moving your mouth, stop, stop. 1133 00:48:04,297 --> 00:48:05,340 [Chris] Ricky, 1134 00:48:05,632 --> 00:48:07,392 don't let me die. - [Ricky] Dude, stop, stop! 1135 00:48:07,467 --> 00:48:09,260 (rustling) Dude what the hell? 1136 00:48:09,552 --> 00:48:11,429 (thudding) Oh fuck, they see you! 1137 00:48:11,721 --> 00:48:14,349 (panting) 1138 00:48:14,641 --> 00:48:15,809 Coming? 1139 00:48:16,101 --> 00:48:20,647 (panting) 1140 00:48:28,321 --> 00:48:29,989 (door creaking) Oh shit. 1141 00:48:30,281 --> 00:48:31,574 Lock the door. 1142 00:48:31,866 --> 00:48:35,537 (heavy breathing) 1143 00:48:35,829 --> 00:48:36,871 I don't see them. 1144 00:48:37,163 --> 00:48:38,163 Alright. 1145 00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:40,500 Do you hear anything? 1146 00:48:40,792 --> 00:48:42,043 (distant laughter) 1147 00:48:42,335 --> 00:48:44,003 Alright, let's go. 1148 00:48:44,295 --> 00:48:45,588 Let's go this way. (muttering) 1149 00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:46,880 You didn't see that guy? 1150 00:48:46,965 --> 00:48:48,883 (thudding) There was someone running. 1151 00:48:49,175 --> 00:48:50,552 Upstairs! 1152 00:48:50,844 --> 00:48:55,098 (panting) 1153 00:48:55,390 --> 00:48:58,309 (stairs creaking) 1154 00:48:58,601 --> 00:49:02,772 (electricity humming) 1155 00:49:03,064 --> 00:49:04,149 Hear anything? 1156 00:49:04,441 --> 00:49:05,859 - [Chris] No. - [Ricky] Alright. 1157 00:49:06,151 --> 00:49:10,697 (heavy breathing) 1158 00:49:10,989 --> 00:49:14,284 Chris, Ricky? 1159 00:49:15,660 --> 00:49:17,245 You in here? 1160 00:49:18,288 --> 00:49:19,789 (thudding) (static buzzing) 1161 00:49:20,081 --> 00:49:24,461 (Ricky pants) 1162 00:49:24,752 --> 00:49:25,752 Dude, what's that? 1163 00:49:25,879 --> 00:49:27,589 (Chris laughs) 1164 00:49:31,050 --> 00:49:33,261 (window creaking) 1165 00:49:33,553 --> 00:49:34,888 Oh, let me see. 1166 00:49:35,180 --> 00:49:37,724 (muttering) 1167 00:49:38,016 --> 00:49:39,368 [Chris] Maybe it was someone trespassing. 1168 00:49:39,392 --> 00:49:40,536 [Ricky] Got a good workout man. 1169 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:41,620 Cardio. - [Chris] They thought they 1170 00:49:41,644 --> 00:49:43,044 were gonna get caught or something. 1171 00:49:43,146 --> 00:49:44,731 (muttering) 1172 00:49:45,023 --> 00:49:47,275 So for those of you watching at home, he just shrugged. 1173 00:49:47,567 --> 00:49:49,944 (muttering) 1174 00:49:50,236 --> 00:49:50,945 [Ricky] Oh shit! 1175 00:49:51,237 --> 00:49:52,489 (window bangs) 1176 00:49:52,780 --> 00:49:54,073 (clunking) 1177 00:49:54,365 --> 00:49:56,826 (door creaking) 1178 00:49:57,118 --> 00:49:59,787 (panting) 1179 00:50:00,079 --> 00:50:03,917 Dude (laughs), you pussy. 1180 00:50:04,209 --> 00:50:08,880 (birds singing) 1181 00:50:09,172 --> 00:50:11,049 (Ricky clears throat) 1182 00:50:12,717 --> 00:50:14,719 (fly buzzing) (Ricky clears throat) 1183 00:50:15,011 --> 00:50:16,679 (Ricky sniffs and clears throat) 1184 00:50:16,971 --> 00:50:18,139 (fly buzzing) (Ricky blows) 1185 00:50:18,431 --> 00:50:19,641 (fly buzzing) 1186 00:50:19,933 --> 00:50:21,559 Bastard. (fly buzzing away) 1187 00:50:23,853 --> 00:50:26,689 And now, it's time for the next question. 1188 00:50:26,981 --> 00:50:30,860 This one comes from a 32 year old man from across the ocean. 1189 00:50:31,152 --> 00:50:32,904 "Hey guys, I'm a long-time goon" 1190 00:50:33,196 --> 00:50:34,396 "writing to you from England." 1191 00:50:34,572 --> 00:50:36,332 "Last week I started seeing this girl who is" 1192 00:50:36,533 --> 00:50:38,535 "easily the hottest I've even been with." 1193 00:50:38,826 --> 00:50:41,329 "She cleans, she's funny, she's considerate," 1194 00:50:41,621 --> 00:50:44,707 "and she makes me feel things I've never felt before," 1195 00:50:44,999 --> 00:50:46,334 "if you know what I mean?" 1196 00:50:46,626 --> 00:50:49,128 "Sounds amazing right, right?" 1197 00:50:49,420 --> 00:50:52,173 "Wrong, yesterday I found out that" 1198 00:50:52,465 --> 00:50:55,343 "she's dead, I can't remember what made me do this" 1199 00:50:55,635 --> 00:50:57,595 "but I Googled her name and I found that she was" 1200 00:50:57,887 --> 00:51:00,390 "stabbed in downtown London two years ago." 1201 00:51:00,682 --> 00:51:03,017 Brutal, "I haven't told her I know yet", 1202 00:51:03,309 --> 00:51:07,355 "should I continue seeing her or should I get a life?" 1203 00:51:07,647 --> 00:51:09,148 "Thanks and keep in mind that" 1204 00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:12,902 "she's really, really, really, really hot." 1205 00:51:13,194 --> 00:51:14,279 Woah. 1206 00:51:14,571 --> 00:51:16,447 [Chris] Ah! (thudding) 1207 00:51:16,739 --> 00:51:17,865 [Ricky] What's happening? 1208 00:51:18,157 --> 00:51:22,745 (distant muttering) (ominous music) 1209 00:51:23,037 --> 00:51:25,915 (shuffling) 1210 00:51:26,207 --> 00:51:27,584 (distant muttering) 1211 00:51:27,875 --> 00:51:28,960 (gasping) 1212 00:51:29,252 --> 00:51:30,420 Wait... 1213 00:51:31,588 --> 00:51:32,672 That never happened. 1214 00:51:32,964 --> 00:51:34,799 (distant laughter) 1215 00:51:38,928 --> 00:51:42,557 (winding) 1216 00:51:42,849 --> 00:51:46,019 A tree falls down like, "Oh that was spooky." 1217 00:51:46,311 --> 00:51:49,188 I'm gonna pick it up and see if there's any kind of clues, 1218 00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:51,649 so then I have to take off my shirt because it's like, 1219 00:51:51,941 --> 00:51:53,544 (static buzzing) "Oh it's hot here," you know? 1220 00:51:53,568 --> 00:51:55,208 I don't know, just something, I feel like 1221 00:51:55,236 --> 00:51:57,196 I need to change up the formula because, 1222 00:51:57,488 --> 00:51:59,824 again, they are lining up in front of Ricky 1223 00:52:00,116 --> 00:52:02,219 and like that's great, you know I feel happy for you man, 1224 00:52:02,243 --> 00:52:03,953 that's awesome, whatever, it's mostly fine, 1225 00:52:04,245 --> 00:52:06,005 I'm probably over thinking it, you know what? 1226 00:52:06,247 --> 00:52:07,641 (door shuffling) You know, that's what it is. 1227 00:52:07,665 --> 00:52:10,710 I'm 24 years old, I have plenty of time to have my first... 1228 00:52:11,002 --> 00:52:12,045 (loud shattering) 1229 00:52:12,337 --> 00:52:13,337 (rumbling) Ricky? 1230 00:52:13,546 --> 00:52:15,006 (laughter) Ricky? 1231 00:52:15,298 --> 00:52:16,716 [Ricky] Oh, holy shit. 1232 00:52:17,008 --> 00:52:18,217 [Chris] Ricky! (laughter) 1233 00:52:18,509 --> 00:52:20,261 [Ricky] Du-du-du. 1234 00:52:20,553 --> 00:52:21,763 (cracking) (Ricky laughs) 1235 00:52:22,055 --> 00:52:23,514 [Chris] Oh fuck. 1236 00:52:23,806 --> 00:52:26,017 (panting) 1237 00:52:26,309 --> 00:52:27,389 That actually fucking hurt. 1238 00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:28,811 [Ricky] No shit. 1239 00:52:29,103 --> 00:52:30,983 [Chris] Dude, dude, dude, watch, watch, watch! 1240 00:52:31,272 --> 00:52:32,272 (cracking) 1241 00:52:32,398 --> 00:52:33,398 (Chris laughs) 1242 00:52:33,650 --> 00:52:35,360 [Ricky] Dude, we can do better than that. 1243 00:52:35,652 --> 00:52:37,570 (wind rushing) 1244 00:52:37,862 --> 00:52:38,905 We can do a lot better. 1245 00:52:39,197 --> 00:52:42,659 (tense electronic music) 1246 00:52:42,950 --> 00:52:44,160 [Chris] Three, 1247 00:52:47,205 --> 00:52:48,205 two, 1248 00:52:50,541 --> 00:52:53,127 three, two, one. 1249 00:52:54,253 --> 00:52:56,005 (glass shattering) (yelling) 1250 00:52:56,297 --> 00:52:57,674 What the fuck was that? 1251 00:52:57,965 --> 00:52:58,965 (glass breaking) 1252 00:52:59,050 --> 00:53:01,052 (banging) 1253 00:53:01,344 --> 00:53:02,470 (clattering) 1254 00:53:02,762 --> 00:53:07,392 (glass shattering) 1255 00:53:09,852 --> 00:53:11,688 (glass shattering) Oh shit! 1256 00:53:11,979 --> 00:53:13,940 Ricky, no! 1257 00:53:15,316 --> 00:53:16,567 Oh, dude, dude, dude. 1258 00:53:16,859 --> 00:53:20,488 (menacing electronic music) 1259 00:53:20,780 --> 00:53:21,780 (thudding) 1260 00:53:21,864 --> 00:53:25,952 (screaming) 1261 00:53:26,244 --> 00:53:29,580 Ricky! 1262 00:53:30,331 --> 00:53:32,250 (laughs) 1263 00:53:34,460 --> 00:53:35,920 (glass shattering) Ah, fuck! 1264 00:53:36,212 --> 00:53:38,005 (laughs) The most frightening sound. 1265 00:53:38,297 --> 00:53:40,257 [Ricky] You are the biggest pussy on the planet. 1266 00:53:41,759 --> 00:53:44,679 (glass shattering) 1267 00:53:45,847 --> 00:53:49,600 (clanging) (screaming) 1268 00:53:49,892 --> 00:53:51,436 (clattering) 1269 00:53:52,645 --> 00:53:53,646 (banging) 1270 00:53:53,938 --> 00:53:55,565 X Oh, oh, oh. 1271 00:53:55,857 --> 00:53:58,234 M It's a great thing. X. 1272 00:53:59,402 --> 00:54:00,653 (Chris roars) 1273 00:54:00,945 --> 00:54:03,573 (screaming) 1274 00:54:03,865 --> 00:54:05,241 (Chris laughs) 1275 00:54:06,075 --> 00:54:07,326 (glass shattering) 1276 00:54:10,663 --> 00:54:12,665 (glass breaking) 1277 00:54:13,374 --> 00:54:15,168 (glass shattering) (laughter) 1278 00:54:15,460 --> 00:54:17,044 (warping) 1279 00:54:17,336 --> 00:54:18,588 (explosion blasts) 1280 00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:20,256 Alright dude, watch this. 1281 00:54:20,548 --> 00:54:24,343 (static buzzing) 1282 00:54:24,635 --> 00:54:27,180 (high pitched buzzing) 1283 00:54:27,472 --> 00:54:28,806 Chris, dude, what the fuck 1284 00:54:29,098 --> 00:54:29,807 (static buzzing) just happened man? 1285 00:54:30,099 --> 00:54:31,184 Total mind fuck, right? 1286 00:54:31,476 --> 00:54:32,476 What? 1287 00:54:32,643 --> 00:54:34,187 Ri, ri, what? (static buzzing) 1288 00:54:34,479 --> 00:54:35,730 Oh! (Chris laughs) 1289 00:54:36,022 --> 00:54:37,148 What the? 1290 00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,358 (static buzzing) What the fuck? 1291 00:54:39,650 --> 00:54:41,486 What, what the fuck? 1292 00:54:41,778 --> 00:54:43,529 (Chris laughs) 1293 00:54:43,821 --> 00:54:45,114 [Ricky] Dude. 1294 00:54:45,406 --> 00:54:46,925 - [Chris] Oh my God. - [Ricky] Dude, you are a 1295 00:54:46,949 --> 00:54:47,949 crazy fucker 1296 00:54:48,201 --> 00:54:50,203 I know dude, oh my God, 1297 00:54:50,495 --> 00:54:51,555 that was awesome. - [Ricky] Also fuck you 1298 00:54:51,579 --> 00:54:52,681 for punching me in the face. 1299 00:54:52,705 --> 00:54:54,540 Oh come on, that wasn't actually you. 1300 00:54:54,832 --> 00:54:56,432 [Ricky] It used to be me, that was me. 1301 00:54:56,542 --> 00:54:57,686 - [Chris] It doesn't count. - [Ricky] I mean, 1302 00:54:57,710 --> 00:54:58,979 continuity's so fucked now. - [Chris] No, 1303 00:54:59,003 --> 00:54:59,712 that doesn't count. - [Ricky] So who knows 1304 00:55:00,004 --> 00:55:01,464 what's what, who's who? 1305 00:55:01,756 --> 00:55:02,983 I don't even know. - [Chris] Oh! 1306 00:55:03,007 --> 00:55:04,067 You know what we should do? 1307 00:55:04,091 --> 00:55:05,571 Dude we should totally just go and... 1308 00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:07,929 (thundering) (Chris gasps) 1309 00:55:08,221 --> 00:55:09,263 (rumbling) Oh shit. 1310 00:55:09,555 --> 00:55:11,432 (crickets chirping) (panting) 1311 00:55:11,724 --> 00:55:13,726 (clicking) (beep ringing) 1312 00:55:14,018 --> 00:55:15,228 Ricky? 1313 00:55:16,479 --> 00:55:17,855 Hello? 1314 00:55:19,857 --> 00:55:20,857 Wheream I? 1315 00:55:21,108 --> 00:55:22,693 (whimpers) 1316 00:55:22,985 --> 00:55:27,156 (pants) 1317 00:55:28,282 --> 00:55:29,575 Ricky? (thundering) 1318 00:55:29,867 --> 00:55:30,952 (rumbling) 1319 00:55:31,244 --> 00:55:33,788 (sobs) Mommy! 1320 00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:36,833 (roaring) 1321 00:55:37,124 --> 00:55:38,124 Stop, stop it! 1322 00:55:38,292 --> 00:55:39,394 (shrieking and static buzzing) Stop! 1323 00:55:39,418 --> 00:55:41,212 (growling) Who is that, who is that? 1324 00:55:41,504 --> 00:55:43,631 (sobs) Who is that? 1325 00:55:43,923 --> 00:55:45,758 (snarling) (Chris cries) 1326 00:55:46,050 --> 00:55:47,718 (shrieking) (Chris screams) 1327 00:55:48,010 --> 00:55:51,264 (Chris screams) 1328 00:55:51,556 --> 00:55:54,559 (distant screaming) 1329 00:55:54,851 --> 00:55:56,519 (Chris laughs) 1330 00:55:56,811 --> 00:55:58,521 [Ricky] Oh shit. 1331 00:55:58,813 --> 00:56:00,106 (clicking) (beep ringing) 1332 00:56:00,398 --> 00:56:02,942 (Chris laughs) 1333 00:56:03,234 --> 00:56:04,527 [Chris] Dude (claps). 1334 00:56:04,819 --> 00:56:05,921 [Ricky] You're a sadistic fuck. 1335 00:56:05,945 --> 00:56:07,047 [Chris] Did you see the zombie walk? 1336 00:56:07,071 --> 00:56:08,507 [Ricky] You're a fucking maniac and a pussy 1337 00:56:08,531 --> 00:56:09,550 at the same time. - [Chris] He totally 1338 00:56:09,574 --> 00:56:10,717 pissed himself. - [Ricky] It's incredible. 1339 00:56:10,741 --> 00:56:12,285 Oh (laughs), without a doubt, dude. 1340 00:56:12,577 --> 00:56:13,971 (laughs) Dude, I fucking hate zombies, 1341 00:56:13,995 --> 00:56:15,830 that was (wheezes)... 1342 00:56:16,122 --> 00:56:17,456 [Ricky] (laughs) Ah. 1343 00:56:17,748 --> 00:56:19,548 - Dude I wish... - [Ricky] The ultimate irony. 1344 00:56:19,584 --> 00:56:20,811 (laughs) I know, dude I wish we 1345 00:56:20,835 --> 00:56:21,995 had come out at the cemetery. 1346 00:56:22,169 --> 00:56:23,397 - [Ricky] Oh fuck. - [Chris] It'd be like an 1347 00:56:23,421 --> 00:56:24,630 out of The Living Dead thing. 1348 00:56:24,922 --> 00:56:26,549 (laughs) How'd that look, dude? 1349 00:56:26,841 --> 00:56:29,027 [Ricky] Oh dude it was, oh, check it out, check it out, 1350 00:56:29,051 --> 00:56:30,331 check it out. - [Chris] OK sweet. 1351 00:56:31,888 --> 00:56:33,848 (tape rewinding) 1352 00:56:34,140 --> 00:56:35,140 (static buzzing) 1353 00:56:35,182 --> 00:56:36,851 (crickets chirping) 1354 00:56:37,143 --> 00:56:38,603 (Chris gasps) 1355 00:56:38,895 --> 00:56:40,563 Stop, stop, stop! 1356 00:56:40,855 --> 00:56:42,982 Who is that, who is that? 1357 00:56:43,274 --> 00:56:44,483 (sobs) Who is that? 1358 00:56:44,775 --> 00:56:47,403 (Chris cries) (muttering) 1359 00:56:47,695 --> 00:56:49,363 (Chris screams) (Chris laughs) 1360 00:56:49,655 --> 00:56:51,215 - [Ricky] Oh shit. - Oh definitely needs 1361 00:56:51,449 --> 00:56:52,950 new pants. 1362 00:56:53,242 --> 00:56:56,495 (laughs) 1363 00:56:56,787 --> 00:56:59,832 What a pussy, dude, have I always run like that? 1364 00:57:00,124 --> 00:57:01,124 [Ricky] Yes. 1365 00:57:01,334 --> 00:57:02,603 (laughs) 'Cause my run, my sprint was 1366 00:57:02,627 --> 00:57:04,147 legit just now I just thought of that. 1367 00:57:04,253 --> 00:57:06,964 (laughs) Oh my God, dude. 1368 00:57:07,256 --> 00:57:09,425 Oh my God, I'm a pussy! 1369 00:57:09,717 --> 00:57:12,428 (cackles) Oh shit. 1370 00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:15,973 I'm a loser and a pussy (laughs). 1371 00:57:16,265 --> 00:57:20,102 Oh fuck, oh that's funny (laughs). 1372 00:57:20,394 --> 00:57:23,522 (winding) 1373 00:57:23,814 --> 00:57:28,319 (birds singing) 1374 00:57:29,111 --> 00:57:30,672 Alright dude, set this down where you can 1375 00:57:30,696 --> 00:57:32,296 see both of us clearly but stay here too 1376 00:57:32,490 --> 00:57:33,699 so you can get the watch eye, 1377 00:57:33,991 --> 00:57:35,201 and don't stop recording. 1378 00:57:35,493 --> 00:57:36,202 (clacking) 1379 00:57:36,494 --> 00:57:38,955 Don't stop recording. 1380 00:57:40,331 --> 00:57:41,666 This is gonna be sweet. 1381 00:57:41,958 --> 00:57:45,378 (winding) 1382 00:57:45,670 --> 00:57:50,257 (birds singing) 1383 00:57:55,096 --> 00:57:56,096 (static buzzing) 1384 00:57:56,222 --> 00:57:57,807 (muffled wind blowing) 1385 00:57:58,099 --> 00:57:58,766 (static buzzing) 1386 00:57:59,058 --> 00:58:03,813 (footsteps) 1387 00:58:06,816 --> 00:58:08,401 (high pitched ringing) 1388 00:58:08,693 --> 00:58:09,902 (static buzzing) 1389 00:58:10,194 --> 00:58:10,820 (thudding) 1390 00:58:11,112 --> 00:58:13,614 (muffled groaning) 1391 00:58:13,906 --> 00:58:14,906 (static buzzing) 1392 00:58:14,949 --> 00:58:16,117 (gasping) 1393 00:58:16,409 --> 00:58:18,285 (static buzzing) 1394 00:58:18,577 --> 00:58:20,371 (gasping) 1395 00:58:20,663 --> 00:58:21,956 (static buzzing) 1396 00:58:24,041 --> 00:58:25,292 (slashing) 1397 00:58:25,584 --> 00:58:28,337 (choking) 1398 00:58:28,629 --> 00:58:30,297 (gasping) 1399 00:58:30,589 --> 00:58:31,799 (static buzzing) 1400 00:58:32,091 --> 00:58:33,926 I've always wanted to do that. 1401 00:58:34,218 --> 00:58:35,218 (static buzzing) 1402 00:58:35,428 --> 00:58:37,680 (muffled wind rushing) 1403 00:58:37,972 --> 00:58:38,972 (knife thudding) 1404 00:58:39,056 --> 00:58:40,808 (zipping) 1405 00:58:41,100 --> 00:58:44,395 (muffled wind blowing) (static buzzing) 1406 00:58:44,687 --> 00:58:46,313 (shuffling) (gun clicks) 1407 00:58:46,605 --> 00:58:47,815 (gun fires) 1408 00:58:48,107 --> 00:58:49,316 (Chris groans) 1409 00:58:49,608 --> 00:58:51,027 (gun fires) (static buzzing) 1410 00:58:51,318 --> 00:58:52,695 (static buzzing) - [Ricky] Chris! 1411 00:58:52,987 --> 00:58:55,197 Chris, shit, Chris? 1412 00:58:55,489 --> 00:58:56,489 (slapping) Chris! 1413 00:58:56,615 --> 00:58:57,992 Wake up, wake up! 1414 00:58:58,284 --> 00:58:59,702 Oh shit, shit. 1415 00:58:59,994 --> 00:59:01,954 Shit (groans). 1416 00:59:02,246 --> 00:59:05,207 Dude, come on, come on, stay with me man, stay with me. 1417 00:59:05,499 --> 00:59:08,085 (pants) 1418 00:59:08,377 --> 00:59:09,377 What the fuck? 1419 00:59:09,628 --> 00:59:10,838 (static buzzing) Dude, 1420 00:59:11,130 --> 00:59:12,339 (slapping) come on, come on! 1421 00:59:12,631 --> 00:59:17,261 (birds singing) 1422 00:59:27,438 --> 00:59:31,942 (footsteps fading into distance) 1423 00:59:40,117 --> 00:59:43,788 (static buzzing) (tape rewinding) 1424 00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:45,706 (thudding) 1425 00:59:45,998 --> 00:59:50,586 (birds singing) 1426 00:59:53,589 --> 00:59:54,589 (static buzzing) 1427 00:59:54,799 --> 00:59:56,342 (muffled wind blowing) 1428 00:59:56,634 --> 00:59:57,634 (static buzzing) 1429 00:59:57,676 --> 01:00:02,348 (footsteps) 1430 01:00:05,226 --> 01:00:06,936 (high pitched ringing) 1431 01:00:07,228 --> 01:00:08,521 (static buzzing) 1432 01:00:08,813 --> 01:00:09,522 (thudding) 1433 01:00:09,814 --> 01:00:12,149 (muffled groaning) 1434 01:00:12,441 --> 01:00:13,441 (static buzzing) 1435 01:00:13,484 --> 01:00:14,485 (gasping) 1436 01:00:14,777 --> 01:00:16,570 (static buzzing) 1437 01:00:16,862 --> 01:00:18,823 (gasping) 1438 01:00:19,115 --> 01:00:20,449 (static buzzing) 1439 01:00:22,660 --> 01:00:23,660 (slashing) 1440 01:00:23,911 --> 01:00:26,956 (choking) 1441 01:00:27,248 --> 01:00:29,166 (gasping) 1442 01:00:29,458 --> 01:00:30,458 (static buzzing) 1443 01:00:30,709 --> 01:00:33,546 (footsteps) 1444 01:00:33,838 --> 01:00:34,839 (static buzzing) 1445 01:00:35,131 --> 01:00:36,549 (muffled gun shot) 1446 01:00:36,841 --> 01:00:39,301 (zipping) 1447 01:00:40,761 --> 01:00:41,971 (gun fires) 1448 01:00:42,263 --> 01:00:46,851 (muffled wind blowing) 1449 01:00:51,522 --> 01:00:53,190 (static buzzing) 1450 01:00:54,150 --> 01:00:55,901 (gun fires) 1451 01:00:59,780 --> 01:01:01,657 (gasps) 1452 01:01:03,534 --> 01:01:05,119 Don't shoot. 1453 01:01:05,411 --> 01:01:07,288 [Ricky] (laughs) Shut up dude. 1454 01:01:12,084 --> 01:01:15,004 (winding) 1455 01:01:17,464 --> 01:01:22,136 (wind blowing) 1456 01:01:26,599 --> 01:01:31,478 (birds singing) 1457 01:01:41,697 --> 01:01:43,032 (sighs) 1458 01:01:51,624 --> 01:01:54,793 (sighs) Wanna do another ghost question? 1459 01:01:55,085 --> 01:01:56,837 [Ricky] (huffs) Might as well. 1460 01:01:57,129 --> 01:01:59,423 (sighs) 1461 01:02:06,013 --> 01:02:07,431 (tuts) 1462 01:02:07,723 --> 01:02:09,642 "Dearest goofers," 1463 01:02:11,060 --> 01:02:13,270 "let me start by saying I'm 25 years old" 1464 01:02:13,562 --> 01:02:16,065 "and I sort of live alone in New York city." 1465 01:02:18,359 --> 01:02:21,862 "I used to live with my mom but she died when I was 22, 1466 01:02:22,154 --> 01:02:24,615 "Now I, probably more so than the average young adult, 1467 01:02:24,907 --> 01:02:27,451 "love my mom," (laughs). 1468 01:02:27,743 --> 01:02:30,579 "Really, with all my heart, I just want her to be proud." 1469 01:02:30,871 --> 01:02:33,540 "Why do I say this in the present tense?" 1470 01:02:33,832 --> 01:02:36,377 "Because her ghost hasn't left me since she died." 1471 01:02:37,878 --> 01:02:40,005 "My mom and I listen to old records together, 1472 01:02:40,297 --> 01:02:43,133 "we slow dance, she sits at the table with me 1473 01:02:43,425 --> 01:02:45,261 ("as I eat dinner' - [Ricky) "Slow dance! 1474 01:02:45,552 --> 01:02:47,221 "And we even go to the movies," 1475 01:02:48,722 --> 01:02:50,391 "that is until I met a girl who lives" 1476 01:02:50,683 --> 01:02:53,352 "a couple of blocks over, we're really hitting it off." 1477 01:02:53,644 --> 01:02:57,523 "We both love Woody Allen movies, we both love tennis," 1478 01:02:57,815 --> 01:03:00,818 "and on our first date we watched the sunrise on a rooftop." 1479 01:03:02,111 --> 01:03:04,738 "Everything was perfect until I brought her home one night" 1480 01:03:05,030 --> 01:03:06,991 "and my mom was nowhere to be found" 1481 01:03:07,283 --> 01:03:09,618 "until I decided to kiss my new girlfriend" 1482 01:03:09,910 --> 01:03:12,788 "and my mom threw a vase at her and barely missed." 1483 01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:15,040 "Now I'm afraid to even see her again," 1484 01:03:15,332 --> 01:03:18,627 "is my mom going to kill her, seriously hurt my new crush?" 1485 01:03:18,919 --> 01:03:21,130 "Don't know what I'd do if she got scared off" 1486 01:03:21,422 --> 01:03:22,942 "just because I love my mom and would" 1487 01:03:23,090 --> 01:03:25,843 "never get mad at her, what should I do?" 1488 01:03:29,763 --> 01:03:31,056 (laughs) 1489 01:03:36,562 --> 01:03:38,856 Fuck this, let's go home. 1490 01:03:43,819 --> 01:03:47,948 (shuffling) 1491 01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:52,828 (leaves crunching) 1492 01:04:01,378 --> 01:04:04,048 Ah, ah fuck! 1493 01:04:05,716 --> 01:04:07,676 Goddammit. 1494 01:04:08,969 --> 01:04:13,390 (birds singing) 1495 01:04:13,682 --> 01:04:17,644 (crickets chirping) 1496 01:04:17,936 --> 01:04:19,605 (tapping) 1497 01:04:19,897 --> 01:04:23,859 (crickets chirping) 1498 01:04:24,151 --> 01:04:25,879 [Ricky] What do you think about this technique? 1499 01:04:25,903 --> 01:04:27,463 I was thinking like... - [Chris] Uh-huh. 1500 01:04:27,654 --> 01:04:28,882 [Ricky] Because you know me having to 1501 01:04:28,906 --> 01:04:30,026 walk backwards all the time? 1502 01:04:30,115 --> 01:04:31,575 - [Chris] Yeah. - [Ricky] It sucks. 1503 01:04:31,867 --> 01:04:32,576 [Chris] Well, yeah. 1504 01:04:32,868 --> 01:04:33,577 [Ricky] It's just not fun. 1505 01:04:33,869 --> 01:04:34,888 But like... - [Chris] Yeah I would imagine 1506 01:04:34,912 --> 01:04:36,056 that that's not fun. - [Ricky] But like by going 1507 01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:37,080 around like this, like 1508 01:04:37,331 --> 01:04:38,791 kind of in a circle. - [Chris] Ah OK. 1509 01:04:39,083 --> 01:04:42,419 In a circle, almost like I'm having a realization. 1510 01:04:42,711 --> 01:04:44,213 [Ricky] Oh yeah, it's a total... 1511 01:04:44,505 --> 01:04:45,798 Or there's just some kind of 1512 01:04:46,090 --> 01:04:47,883 meaningful moment happening here now. 1513 01:04:48,175 --> 01:04:49,402 [Ricky] Well yeah, I mean there's a lot 1514 01:04:49,426 --> 01:04:50,135 of meaningful moments. 1515 01:04:50,427 --> 01:04:51,136 Yeah. 1516 01:04:51,428 --> 01:04:53,281 [Ricky] You just, you never wanna miss out on them. 1517 01:04:53,305 --> 01:04:54,348 Yeah. 1518 01:05:01,814 --> 01:05:03,065 Ricky (laughs). 1519 01:05:03,357 --> 01:05:04,357 (static buzzing) 1520 01:05:04,483 --> 01:05:05,877 Come stay with me. - [Ricky] Holy fuck. 1521 01:05:05,901 --> 01:05:07,528 (menacing laughter) - What? 1522 01:05:07,820 --> 01:05:09,822 (shriek of laughter) 1523 01:05:10,114 --> 01:05:14,743 (anxious music) (heavy breathing) 1524 01:05:20,416 --> 01:05:22,251 Chris, no! (gun fires) 1525 01:05:22,543 --> 01:05:23,543 Run! 1526 01:05:23,794 --> 01:05:28,340 (panting) 1527 01:05:40,602 --> 01:05:42,104 (gun fires) 1528 01:05:42,396 --> 01:05:43,396 (static buzzing) 1529 01:05:43,605 --> 01:05:44,606 Holy shit! 1530 01:05:44,898 --> 01:05:47,025 (static buzzing) Fuck, that's your car! 1531 01:05:47,317 --> 01:05:49,611 [Chris] Hey, hey! 1532 01:05:49,903 --> 01:05:51,029 (static buzzing) 1533 01:05:51,321 --> 01:05:55,617 (engine rumbling) 1534 01:05:55,909 --> 01:05:57,744 [Ricky] Oh shit dude. (static buzzing) 1535 01:05:59,830 --> 01:06:00,914 Chris! 1536 01:06:01,206 --> 01:06:02,332 (static buzzing) 1537 01:06:02,624 --> 01:06:06,503 (panting) 1538 01:06:06,795 --> 01:06:07,795 (static buzzing) 1539 01:06:07,963 --> 01:06:10,424 (menacing laughter) (static buzzing) 1540 01:06:10,716 --> 01:06:12,134 (distorted static buzzing) 1541 01:06:12,426 --> 01:06:13,469 (static buzzing) 1542 01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:15,160 (menacing laughter) (static buzzing) 1543 01:06:15,262 --> 01:06:16,513 (static buzzing) 1544 01:06:16,805 --> 01:06:18,032 (menacing laughter) (static buzzing) 1545 01:06:18,056 --> 01:06:19,683 (static buzzing) Oh shit! 1546 01:06:19,975 --> 01:06:21,727 Goddammit, you fucking piece of shit! 1547 01:06:22,019 --> 01:06:24,229 (winding) 1548 01:06:24,521 --> 01:06:26,857 (static buzzing) 1549 01:06:27,149 --> 01:06:29,776 (static buzzing) (crickets chirping) 1550 01:06:30,068 --> 01:06:31,904 (static buzzing) (panting) 1551 01:06:32,196 --> 01:06:32,905 [Chris] What the fuck? 1552 01:06:33,197 --> 01:06:34,281 I can't fucking see! 1553 01:06:34,573 --> 01:06:36,293 - [Ricky] Shh, shh. - [Chris] What the fuck? 1554 01:06:36,366 --> 01:06:37,910 I can't fucking see! 1555 01:06:38,202 --> 01:06:39,912 [Ricky] Fuck, fuck. 1556 01:06:40,204 --> 01:06:41,681 [Chris] Stay back! (clicking, beep ringing) 1557 01:06:41,705 --> 01:06:43,499 [Ricky] (sobs) Oh please, please. 1558 01:06:43,790 --> 01:06:45,167 [Chris] Get off of me, ah! 1559 01:06:45,459 --> 01:06:47,461 (panting) Oh shit, shit! 1560 01:06:47,753 --> 01:06:49,546 (panting) (screaming) 1561 01:06:49,838 --> 01:06:51,215 (gun fires) 1562 01:06:51,507 --> 01:06:52,966 (yelping) (gun fires) 1563 01:06:53,258 --> 01:06:54,968 (gun fires) (pained yelling) 1564 01:06:55,260 --> 01:06:56,512 (gun fires) 1565 01:06:56,803 --> 01:07:01,350 (panting) (static buzzing) 1566 01:07:02,392 --> 01:07:03,519 [Ricky] Ah, shit. 1567 01:07:03,810 --> 01:07:05,646 (distant dog barking) (frogs croaking) 1568 01:07:05,938 --> 01:07:07,481 Shit. (gun fires) 1569 01:07:07,773 --> 01:07:09,107 Dude, go, go, go! 1570 01:07:09,399 --> 01:07:10,879 I'll watch your back. (static buzzing) 1571 01:07:11,151 --> 01:07:12,402 (static buzzing) 1572 01:07:12,694 --> 01:07:13,695 Go, go, go, go! 1573 01:07:13,987 --> 01:07:14,987 (menacing laughter) 1574 01:07:15,239 --> 01:07:17,366 Ricky, Ricky! 1575 01:07:17,658 --> 01:07:19,826 (growling) 1576 01:07:20,118 --> 01:07:21,870 (gun fires) Ah, Jesus! 1577 01:07:22,162 --> 01:07:25,624 (distorted static buzzing) (Chris laughs menacingly) 1578 01:07:25,916 --> 01:07:27,292 Ah, fuck no. 1579 01:07:27,584 --> 01:07:29,503 (panting) 1580 01:07:29,795 --> 01:07:33,006 (static buzzing) 1581 01:07:33,298 --> 01:07:35,592 (panting) 1582 01:07:35,884 --> 01:07:37,844 (static buzzing) Oh fuck! 1583 01:07:38,136 --> 01:07:39,721 (static buzzing) 1584 01:07:40,013 --> 01:07:41,265 Stay back motherfucker. 1585 01:07:41,557 --> 01:07:42,599 (gun clicking) 1586 01:07:42,891 --> 01:07:44,351 Oh fuck. 1587 01:07:44,643 --> 01:07:47,396 (panting) 1588 01:07:47,688 --> 01:07:48,730 (Ricky grunts) 1589 01:07:49,022 --> 01:07:51,984 (Chris groans) (distorted static buzzing) 1590 01:07:52,276 --> 01:07:53,735 That's right bitch. 1591 01:07:54,027 --> 01:07:56,238 (panting) 1592 01:07:56,530 --> 01:08:00,450 (distorted static buzzing) 1593 01:08:00,742 --> 01:08:02,786 Chris, Chris? 1594 01:08:03,078 --> 01:08:04,413 (glass shattering) - [Chris] Dude, 1595 01:08:04,705 --> 01:08:06,385 we gotta get the fuck out of here, come on. 1596 01:08:06,623 --> 01:08:11,295 (panting) (distorted static buzzing) 1597 01:08:12,963 --> 01:08:14,214 [Ricky] Oh fuck. 1598 01:08:14,506 --> 01:08:17,509 (glass breaking) (static buzzing) 1599 01:08:17,801 --> 01:08:22,431 (distorted cacophony) (distant yelling) 1600 01:08:29,187 --> 01:08:30,731 (siren blaring) (static buzzing) 1601 01:08:31,023 --> 01:08:32,357 [Chris] Ricky, behind you! 1602 01:08:32,649 --> 01:08:33,692 (gun fires) 1603 01:08:33,984 --> 01:08:36,778 (siren blaring) (static buzzing) 1604 01:08:37,070 --> 01:08:38,363 (gun fires) 1605 01:08:38,655 --> 01:08:41,992 (siren blaring) (static buzzing) 1606 01:08:42,284 --> 01:08:43,827 (metal clanging) Fuck! 1607 01:08:44,119 --> 01:08:45,120 Come on. 1608 01:08:45,412 --> 01:08:48,915 (siren blaring) (glass crunching) 1609 01:08:49,207 --> 01:08:54,004 (distorted cacophony) (siren blaring) 1610 01:08:55,005 --> 01:08:56,923 Oh fuck! 1611 01:08:57,215 --> 01:09:00,886 (siren blaring) (static buzzing) 1612 01:09:01,178 --> 01:09:02,596 (high pitched buzzing) Shit! 1613 01:09:02,888 --> 01:09:04,473 (siren blaring) (static buzzing) 1614 01:09:04,765 --> 01:09:06,892 Alright man, oh fuck. (banging) 1615 01:09:07,184 --> 01:09:10,103 (pants) Dude we gotta get the fuck out of here. 1616 01:09:10,395 --> 01:09:12,230 (zipping) 1617 01:09:12,522 --> 01:09:14,524 Here, take this. 1618 01:09:14,816 --> 01:09:16,693 (menacing laughter) - [Chris] Ricky! 1619 01:09:16,985 --> 01:09:18,338 [Ricky] Oh shit! (shriek of laughter) 1620 01:09:18,362 --> 01:09:19,863 (gun fires) What the fuck? 1621 01:09:21,782 --> 01:09:22,824 Get the camera. 1622 01:09:23,116 --> 01:09:27,663 (siren blaring) (static buzzing) 1623 01:09:28,830 --> 01:09:30,457 (fizzing) You ready for this? 1624 01:09:30,749 --> 01:09:31,833 [Chris] Yeah. 1625 01:09:33,669 --> 01:09:35,504 [Ricky] Alright, 1626 01:09:35,796 --> 01:09:37,005 OK. 1627 01:09:37,297 --> 01:09:39,758 Let's go back to the very beginning. 1628 01:09:41,009 --> 01:09:42,719 As far as possible. 1629 01:09:43,011 --> 01:09:46,723 (siren blaring) (static buzzing) 1630 01:09:47,015 --> 01:09:48,183 (high pitched buzzing) 1631 01:09:48,475 --> 01:09:50,143 [Ricky] Alright, three, 1632 01:09:50,435 --> 01:09:53,021 (warping) two, one. 1633 01:09:53,313 --> 01:09:54,815 (siren reverberates to a halt) 1634 01:09:55,107 --> 01:09:59,736 (distorted static buzzing) (crackling) 1635 01:10:02,489 --> 01:10:03,532 (thudding) 1636 01:10:03,824 --> 01:10:07,661 (tape winding) (intermittent buzzing) 1637 01:10:07,953 --> 01:10:09,538 (static buzzing reverberates) 1638 01:10:09,830 --> 01:10:13,625 (thundering) 1639 01:10:13,917 --> 01:10:18,505 (birds singing) 1640 01:10:21,550 --> 01:10:23,009 Chris? 1641 01:10:37,315 --> 01:10:42,112 (eerie music) 1642 01:10:50,078 --> 01:10:51,329 Chris? 1643 01:10:58,044 --> 01:11:02,758 (anxious pounding music) 1644 01:11:08,638 --> 01:11:10,807 Yo, Chris! 1645 01:11:11,099 --> 01:11:12,517 Oh. 1646 01:11:12,809 --> 01:11:16,646 Shit man, I almost thought you weren't gonna make it. 1647 01:11:18,315 --> 01:11:19,566 (loud screaming) (phone buzzing) 1648 01:11:19,858 --> 01:11:21,193 Fuck! 1649 01:11:21,485 --> 01:11:23,862 (loud screaming) (phone buzzing) 1650 01:11:24,154 --> 01:11:26,656 (static hissing) (loud screaming) 1651 01:11:26,948 --> 01:11:31,536 (eerie electronic music) 1652 01:13:03,420 --> 01:13:07,299 (static buzzing) 1653 01:13:07,591 --> 01:13:08,800 (distorted static buzzing) 1654 01:13:09,092 --> 01:13:13,597 (crickets chirping) (rustling) 1655 01:13:22,731 --> 01:13:24,566 (fly buzzing) 1656 01:13:24,858 --> 01:13:26,401 Ah, ah, fuck! 1657 01:13:26,693 --> 01:13:29,112 Fucking, goddammit fly, fuck, ah! 1658 01:13:29,404 --> 01:13:30,405 (fly buzzing) 1659 01:13:30,697 --> 01:13:32,115 No! (fly buzzing) 1660 01:13:32,407 --> 01:13:35,535 (crickets chirping) 1661 01:13:35,827 --> 01:13:39,205 (rustling) 1662 01:13:39,497 --> 01:13:40,665 (fly buzzing) No, not a... 1663 01:13:40,957 --> 01:13:43,084 (fly buzzing) Ugh, get the fuck off me. 1664 01:13:43,376 --> 01:13:44,376 [Chris] Ricky. 1665 01:13:44,419 --> 01:13:47,339 (distorted static buzzing) (yelling) 1666 01:13:47,631 --> 01:13:52,093 (thundering) 1667 01:13:52,385 --> 01:13:55,931 (panting) 1668 01:13:56,222 --> 01:13:57,599 Now we're even. 1669 01:13:58,808 --> 01:14:01,102 [Ricky] (sighs) That had to be the last one, right? 1670 01:14:01,394 --> 01:14:04,189 I fucking hope so (laughs) 1671 01:14:05,815 --> 01:14:07,108 (sighs). 1672 01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:10,320 (static buzzing) 1673 01:14:10,612 --> 01:14:15,241 (ominous electronic music) (static buzzing) 1674 01:20:03,881 --> 01:20:08,177 (distorted static buzzing) 1675 01:20:09,387 --> 01:20:10,387 (beeping) 1676 01:20:10,513 --> 01:20:12,807 (static buzzing)