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(birds singing)
- Shit.
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(grass rustling)
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This is actually kind of creepy.
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Like, what would that
even originally be for?
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It's not like the rest of
the building was blown away,
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there's no evidence of it.
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[Ricky] Do you think the
property owners built this?
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Dude this would be good
to use, we could say it's
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like a gateway to another
world or something like that.
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Like you pass through it
and then you're a ghost,
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or ghosts pass through
it to get into our world,
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like that's how we
could start the episode.
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[Ricky] Oh shit,
you're right that's good.
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This is perfect, like we should...
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Shit, and there's like...
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Dude, there's a shitload
of spiders on it too,
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like little white ones.
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[Ricky] I wouldn't touch those.
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(Chris laughs)
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(laughs) I'm OK.
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(distorted static buzzing)
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(beeping)
(static buzzing)
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(panting)
(eerie music)
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Ah, this is actually kind of, ugh.
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(fly buzzing)
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Ah, dude, it's like fucking (sighs).
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(grunts) Oh yes!
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OK that was pretty Mortal
Kombat of me actually.
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Shit, dude I don't know, why can't we just
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hire someone to do my shit
again, my camera shit?
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I feel like I should be on
screen as much as possible,
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unadulterated, unobscured.
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Dude, how do we even get through here?
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There's like this
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lame-ass...
- [Ricky] How many fucking
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barbed fences...
- [Chris] Barbed wire.
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[Ricky] Are we gonna run into?
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[Chris] Already had one
run-in today with these.
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[Ricky] Do, ah, do they
realize that barbed wire
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doesn't keep ghosts out?
(flies buzzing)
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Shit (laughs).
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This is way better, like
even than I imagined.
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So, I'm thinking as far
as the effect of it,
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like the ghostliness,
as we're walking through
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we can set up like the
fog machine or whatever.
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Either behind the tree,
so it blows over naturally
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or we use the fan or something like that.
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Or do you think we could find
one of the shittier-looking
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graves that clearly has not
been visited and just...
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Put the machine under it
so it's like, you know,
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so the fog's like coming out of the grave?
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Do you think that'll, that'll
probably look better right?
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[Ricky] Oh yeah, that'll
definitely look better.
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Yeah, is that illegal, can you do that?
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Those people are thick, we'll find them
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ghosties and ghoulies and
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then that'll be my salary,
OK, how about that?
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I can live at Mom's, I
can live in her basement
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which is kind of gross
and dank and dusty and...
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But I mean it'll be worth
it, I'll get paid in pussy
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I guess, when I'm like, when I'm famous,
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when I'm known by chicks.
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[Ricky] And action in five,
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four, three, two, one.
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Hey ghost goons, we're
here in the Brut Woods
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because this is one of the top five places
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that you guys kept
telling us to come visit
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because of all the spiritual happenings,
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all the spooky stuff,
the ritualistic drawings
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on the stones that people have seen,
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the ghosts that they
were hearing and seeing,
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so we decided to come investigate.
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Basically the story
behind this place is that
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a family of people in the 1950s
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came through herein a
caravan, not caravan,
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(laughs) we're in 1950s now.
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(mysterious music)
OK, so what is the story here?
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So, what horrific things happened?
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They broke down, there was no food around,
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they tried to survive, eventually the Dad,
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who was a carpenter, he went crazy,
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you know he hadn't eaten
for about two weeks,
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he snapped, he killed
all his family members
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and was feasting on them, on their flesh,
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surviving on them for months.
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And of course this attracted other animals
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that he was able to kill,
he actually survived
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for quite awhile and eventually
died from various diseases.
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But...
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So how does this look, is this a good?
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Is the sun like glaring too
much on me or does it look good?
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[Ricky] Um...
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I mean, you look like yourself so,
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I mean, you can't take that...
- (tuts) Yeah, no but
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how fucking, like basic,
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OK, you know how we have a
big audience of chicks, right?
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[Ricky] Do we?
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Well, at the very
least are you seeing some
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double chin as I look down
to the camera, you asshole?
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[Ricky] Nah, the shadow's
got that covered for you.
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OK good.
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To this day people can
still hear the sound
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of his saw cutting through their bones,
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as his lips smacking (smacks lips),
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as he enjoyed the tasty
treat of, you know,
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his innocent daughter and whatever else.
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But we're not here to find
out whether it's true,
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it's definitely true,
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we're here to goof the ghosts.
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(swishing)
(leaves rustling)
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(laughs) Was that good?
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(ominous weapons)
We've also come prepared
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with weapons, now you might be thinking,
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what are weapons gonna do against ghosts?
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They'll go right through them, in fact,
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ghosts will use weapons
on you, that's very true,
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we just happen to be in meth country.
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(shuffling)
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Just keep going.
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So I've got this.
(clacking)
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(Ricky laughs)
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So I've got this.
(clacking)
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[Ricky] Oh it's, oh I like that,
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that's so advanced.
- Shut up, shut up, just gonna
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do it again, we'll cut it out.
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[Ricky] And action.
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So I've got this.
(clacking)
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[Ricky] (laughs) Oh, sorry,
it's just so embarrassing.
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What?
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[Ricky] You've brought the
most pathetic weapon ever.
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No it's not, this is dope.
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[Ricky] This is dope?
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- [Chris] Yeah, this is...
- [Ricky] No, this is dope.
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You know what that is?
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[Chris] No.
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[Ricky] You know what it is now?
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(buzzing)
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Oh.
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(buzzing)
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What is that, a charger?
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(buzzing)
- [Ricky] Oh, you wanna see?
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Here, here you go.
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(clattering)
- Woah, woah, woah!
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(pants) Dude!
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I could have died, I
could have fucking died.
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(buzzing)
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[Ricky] And I've also brought, this.
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What is that?
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[Ricky] Medicated body powder.
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Huh?
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[Ricky] It fights sweat.
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It fights sweat?
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[Ricky] Dude, it's off-brand Gold Bond.
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Huh?
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[Ricky] It's like sucking on
a peppermint with your nuts.
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Oh sweet.
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[Ricky] Oh yeah.
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(flies buzzing)
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Yeah you just pour it in there,
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dude it's kind of an incredible feeling.
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[Chris] You just pour
it, like just pour it?
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[Ricky] Just start pouring it, man.
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[Chris] OK.
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[Ricky] He's gonna love it.
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[Chris] Oh, oh yeah.
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[Ricky] You feel the tingle?
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[Chris] Oh, kind of.
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Oh, shit!
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(rustling)
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[Ricky] It's, I mean,
that's a side effect
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but it's totally worth it.
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[Chris] Ooh, oh (laughs).
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Who would want this?
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(birds singing)
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[Ricky] Rashomon.
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What?
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No, no, goddammit.
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(sighs)
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Yep, (blows), shit.
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Nature documentarian with
dust on lens (groans).
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[Chris] (laughs) I wanna touch it.
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(distorted buzzing)
(Ricky sighs)
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[Ricky] Dammit, goddammit, Chris!
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[Chris] Hm, what?
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[Ricky] How many times
do I have to tell you
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to cut that shit out, turn it off.
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I'm gonna go smack that ass.
(distorted buzzing)
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[Chris] Oh am I (laughs), am I still on?
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[Ricky] (sighs) Yeah.
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(distorted buzzing)
- [Chris] Dude, sorry bro.
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(crow cawing)
(rumbling)
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W Du-du-du®
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[Ricky] Woah, what is this,
what are we approaching?
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Alright ghost goons, here we are
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at the house of the only family that knows
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the truth behind what happened
here at the Brut Woods.
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They agreed to speak with us
to divulge the real story.
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Or something like that.
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Well, let's see what they have to say.
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Shit, goddammit, barbed wire.
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What the f.
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[Ricky] Come on, you can
make it, you made it before,
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you can make it again.
(Chris sighs)
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(Chris groans)
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(Chris groans)
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Oh goddammit!
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Gah, dude, does it
really fucking end right,
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ah, ah!
- [Ricky] Oh, I didn't think
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you were really gonna go through
with that, how's that feel?
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[Chris] Fuck you.
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[Ricky] Now this, loyal
viewers, is what we talk about,
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our job is dangerous.
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[Chris] Ah yeah, it's
fucking dangerous or whatever.
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(Chris sighs)
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[Ricky] But Chris
Lipscomb, he's no pussy.
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Edit that out, cut it out.
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[Ricky] You want me to cut out the part
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where I said you weren't a pussy?
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So, ghost goons, there's one thing
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we didn't tell you about this family.
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They're the last surviving descendants
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of the original family
that passed through here.
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[Ricky] What?
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I thought that carpenter family was dead.
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Oh no, Benjamin and Mary Meadows
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built this house using
the skills passed down
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from the father that killed their...
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Ancestors, what do you call it?
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Their lineage, you know,
like ate them alive.
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(wind blowing)
(birds singing)
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[Chris] OK?
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(tuts)
(knocking)
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(hums) Looks kind of...
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[Ricky] See anything?
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Uh, is there a doorbell?
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[Ricky] I don't know,
you'd think there would be.
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Oh, here we go.
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(bell ringing)
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Anything?
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[Chris] Um, doesn't look like it.
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[Ricky] Think they just
fell asleep or something?
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They're kind of old right?
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I think so.
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Oh, well their dog's here at least.
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[Ricky] Oh wait, oh let
me get a good shot of that,
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people love dogs.
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- [Chris] Hey buddy.
- [Ricky] Aw look at that,
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he just did a little stretch.
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[Chris] Hey what's up, hey!
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[Ricky] What do you think his name is?
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[Chris] (laughs) He's scared of me.
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[Ricky] What do you think his name is?
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[Chris] I don't know, he looks...
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Let's call him Al.
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[Ricky] Yeah, AJ Meadows.
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He doesn't like being on camera,
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this is ridiculous, oh
there he goes, there he is.
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Hey AJ, Al!
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He's scared of me too.
(AJ barks)
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Dude.
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(barking)
(eerie music)
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He's not happy.
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(barking)
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Holy shit.
- [Chris] Dude.
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(distorted buzzing)
OK,
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(clears throat)
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Weird.
(distorted buzzing)
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- [Rickyl At.
- {Chris| Al!
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[Ricky] Hey AJI
(distorted buzzing)
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(knocking)
(Chris sighs)
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Anything?
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[Chris] Um...
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(electricity humming)
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[Ricky] I don't know I mean
it seems like everything's on.
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That's true.
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[Ricky] What about up
there, do you see anything?
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Hello, is there anyone home?
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(laughs nervously) Yeah, this is weird,
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they definitely said they
were gonna be home all day.
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[Ricky] They don't get that
the internet is the new wave.
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[Chris] Yeah, well I guess out here
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that would definitely be true.
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[Ricky] Oh, there we go, I
guess this is the front door.
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[Chris] Oh shit, (laughs)
this is clearly a front door.
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Turns out they're just
standing right in front
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of that door waiting for us
to come right at this time.
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(knocking)
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[Ricky] Do you think they would do that?
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- [Chris] I don't know...
- [Ricky] Sometimes people
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try to goof us.
- [Chris] I don't understand
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older generations, I feel
like that's something
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that they would do, you know?
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[Ricky] Well, I don't
know though, but they don't,
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do they really like
goofing around that much?
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(quiet knocking)
Did people goof around?
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Like what did people
do during World War I,
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did they goof?
(loud knocking)
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(winding)
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Ah dammit, I just missed
it, there was this
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beautiful bird soaring through the air.
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[Chris] Why do you need that?
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[Ricky] Oh, establishing shots, bro.
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[Chris] Yeah but what...
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[Ricky] That's what making
television is all about.
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Here it is, here I spotted it.
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[Chris] So what?
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What are we establishing?
- [Ricky] Oh look at that.
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- [Chris] We don't need...
- [Ricky] Look at that bird.
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[Chris] This is an
episode we don't need to...
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- [Ricky] Oh it flew away,
- [Chris] Just total filler.
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[Ricky] Psst, then I'm kind of
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(bird humming)
panning along, panning along,
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(bird humming)
panning along, fast pan!
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Yes, has it been an hour already?
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(sighs) Should I just call these people?
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[Chris] Yeah I guess, just call them.
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[Ricky] Alright, and I'll film it
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because I am the cameraman,
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people always love this,
could be mysterious,
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you never know.
(phone buzzing)
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(sighs) Chris!
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- [Chris] What?
- [Ricky] Why are you
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calling me, did you just butt dial me?
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- [Chris] What?
- [Ricky] How do you butt dial
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me with an iPhone?
(whispering)
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- [Chris] I'm not calling you.
- [Ricky] That doesn't
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make sense, oh you're not calling me?
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Hey Chris!
(static hissing)
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[Chris] But it's worth a shot.
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(eerie music)
- [Ricky] What?
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[Chris] (pants) Listen, that's not me.
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(sighs) There are many...
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(beeping)
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[Ricky] Uh...
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(pants) Dude, what?
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This is not...
- [Chris] Dude,
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you're not even showing
up in my call history.
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[Ricky] Why are you
trying to prank call me?
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- I'm not.
- [Ricky] When I'm just
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making a phone call and
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you're 20 feet away.
- [Chris] I really don't know
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(laughs) how it even happened.
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[Ricky] Makes no sense.
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Yeah, it really is
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super bizarre.
- [Ricky] I mean, I know
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you called me, I saw everything.
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It's (sighs), I don't know.
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What are you looking at?
- What are you talking about,
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what do you see?
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(crackling)
Ricky.
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Yeah, you're not in here.
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00:14:04,384 --> 00:14:05,719
[Ricky] What?
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You're not in here.
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(crackling)
I need you.
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[Ricky] What?
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00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:10,848
(laughs) What?
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(crackling)
Ricky, save me.
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[Ricky] What the fuck?
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You're a ventriloquist.
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Why didn't you tell me?
- What?
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(crackling)
- Help me bro.
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What are you talking about?
- [Ricky] Dude, stop that,
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it's freaking me out.
(breathing)
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Stop, stop.
- Help.
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(laughs) What are you talking about?
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00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:23,153
Is this a bit?
- [Ricky] Stop, stop moving
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00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:24,780
your mouth, stop, stop.
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00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:26,152
(crackling)
- [Chris] Ricky,
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00:14:26,281 --> 00:14:27,281
don't let me die.
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[Ricky] Dude, stop, stop!
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(sighs) Dude, what the hell?
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(rustling)
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What the fuck?
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(ominous music)
Did you just see that?
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What?
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[Ricky] Oh shit, we
gotta check this out.
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(panting)
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Coming?
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(laughs) Ah-ha, and ghost goofed?
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- [Chris] What?
- [Ricky] Dude,
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you didn't see that guy?
- Uh-uh.
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[Ricky] There was someone running.
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I know where he is, let's see.
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[Chris] There was someone running?
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[Ricky] Yeah dude,
there was like a young guy
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running back this way?
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[Chris] A young guy, do
these guys have grandkids?
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00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:10,063
[Ricky] Well, I mean, I
don't know, I mean I just can't
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imagine an 85 year old man
running with that kind of vigor.
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00:15:13,453 --> 00:15:15,330
[Chris] I guess.
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(Ricky sighs)
He ran this way?
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[Ricky] He's not in the pool is he?
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00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,098
Yeah, he ran back here, I mean, dude look,
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it's so open back here where
else would he have hid?
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(sighs) I don't know man, this is weird.
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00:15:26,716 --> 00:15:27,843
(Chris laughs nervously)
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[Ricky] (sighs) And now you're like,
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"Oh, I don't believe you,
Ricky, that crazy fool,
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00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:33,849
"he's just..."
- [Chris] No, I mean.
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You might have seen something.
- [Ricky] "imagining things."
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00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:36,982
[Chris] I'm not
discounting that, just saying
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00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:38,645
it's weird you would see him.
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00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:40,581
[Ricky] Got a good workout regardless so
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00:15:40,605 --> 00:15:42,041
that's never a bad thing.
- Maybe it was just someone
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trespassing or whatever
and they freaked out,
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00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:45,610
they thought we own the place.
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00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,197
For you ghost goons at
home, Ricky just shrugged.
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00:15:49,489 --> 00:15:50,609
It's a visual medium, buddy.
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00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,009
- [Ricky] Ah, thank, thank...
- Yeah where you try
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to sort of play it up for the
(Ricky curses)
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Audience a little bit, hey!
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[Ricky] Woah.
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00:15:56,371 --> 00:15:57,371
What?
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00:15:57,414 --> 00:16:00,542
[Ricky] Is it just me
or is that window open?
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00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:01,834
(thudding)
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00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,588
(ominous music)
(Ricky laughs nervously)
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00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,882
Yeah, I told you I saw someone.
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00:16:08,216 --> 00:16:13,096
(loud screaming)
(phone buzzing)
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00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:17,476
(winding)
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00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,687
[Chris] So that was interesting.
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00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:22,206
[Ricky] Oh, it was
definitely interesting.
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00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:23,749
Do you wanna tell them what happened?
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00:16:23,773 --> 00:16:26,735
I shall tell our loyal
goons what happened,
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so you saw that footage because of course
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00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:31,868
we cut it into the episode
because it was great,
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00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:34,743
but what you didn't see
was the actual phone call
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with the Meadows where I
discovered, dun-dun-dun,
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that they're out of town,
yeah they're vacationing.
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I don't know, Bahamas,
Alaska, some, you know,
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00:16:46,254 --> 00:16:47,881
super hot, super cold place like that
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00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,817
probably a lot of hot
chicks there, but you know
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00:16:49,841 --> 00:16:51,569
when people get old they
gotta have some eye candy.
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00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:54,262
But you see the thing is it appears that
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one of us told them the wrong date, now
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00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:01,436
I'm not gonna say it was
me because it wasn't me.
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00:17:01,728 --> 00:17:03,146
Hint hint.
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00:17:03,438 --> 00:17:05,732
But I'd say we got some pretty
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00:17:06,024 --> 00:17:07,210
(distorted buzzing)
bizarre footage back there,
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00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:08,514
like that was some spooky stuff,
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00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:10,296
that was some spooky...
- [Chris] It's true,
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00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:11,589
it's true.
- [Ricky] Spooky ghost
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00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:12,739
going through the woods.
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00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:14,471
Creepy.
- [Chris] Also ah, goddammit.
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00:17:14,741 --> 00:17:17,577
Dude, I'm serious.
- [Ricky] Dude are you...
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00:17:17,869 --> 00:17:19,472
[Chris] I've been ear raped by a ghost.
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00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:20,205
[Ricky] Oh my God.
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00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:21,623
(trickling)
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00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,792
[Chris] Fuck you Ricky.
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00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,919
Pissing on your face.
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00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:28,296
(trickling)
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00:17:28,588 --> 00:17:30,257
Wait, is my mic still recording?
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00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:31,550
No, I don't think so.
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00:17:31,841 --> 00:17:36,471
(crickets chirping)
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00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:41,142
[Ricky] Oh wait, ah, oh this is good.
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00:17:41,434 --> 00:17:42,936
(loud zipping)
Shit, what the fuck?
456
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:46,356
Hey dude, I'm just getting
the bug spray, relax.
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00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:47,648
[Ricky] Shit.
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00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,276
Just getting some bug spray.
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00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:52,821
(can hissing)
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00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:54,656
I'm gonna be chigger free after this.
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00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:56,050
[Ricky] What did you just say?
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00:17:56,074 --> 00:17:57,074
Huh?
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00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,368
(can hissing)
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00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,662
X No chiggers for me,
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00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:04,165
X chiggers and ticks, on my dicks X
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00:18:04,457 --> 00:18:06,459
(can hissing)
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00:18:06,751 --> 00:18:09,004
Oh yeah, dude it actually.
(zipping)
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00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:10,439
[Ricky] I've actually got some of
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my own bug spray.
(Chris coughs)
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00:18:11,798 --> 00:18:15,051
To be honest it tastes
pretty good (coughs).
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00:18:15,343 --> 00:18:18,430
(spits) We could also say
that it works for like...
472
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:23,393
And get that, oh, "Long lasting
protection from mosquitoes",
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00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:26,730
"ticks biting flies,
gnats, chiggers and..."
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00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:28,273
"And ghosts."
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00:18:30,191 --> 00:18:31,318
[Ricky] Hey Chris.
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00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:32,986
Dude (laughs), what the fuck?
477
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,238
[Ricky] This is revenge for that little
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00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:37,032
bug spray...
- (laughs) Dude is that
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00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:38,450
actually a real gun?
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00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,342
[Ricky] Oh, of course it's a real gun.
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00:18:40,493 --> 00:18:41,893
I'm protected against the homeless.
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00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,788
Ah, OK I thought,
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00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:45,832
OK you're not supposed to actually like
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00:18:46,124 --> 00:18:47,542
point that at someone.
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00:18:47,834 --> 00:18:49,377
[Ricky] And boom.
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00:18:49,669 --> 00:18:50,795
(Chris sighs)
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00:18:51,087 --> 00:18:52,672
Come on, bro.
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00:18:52,964 --> 00:18:54,400
I mean, it's loaded but it's not cocked.
489
00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:55,133
It's fucking loaded?
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00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:59,638
(frog croaking)
(crickets chirping)
491
00:18:59,929 --> 00:19:01,973
(eerie music)
- Recording at 12:18
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on May 4th, story time.
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00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:10,148
So this question comes
from a 33 year old man,
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00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,777
it reads, "Hey Chris and
Ricky, love the show",
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00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:16,071
"am in a bit of a
paranormal predicament here,
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00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:18,657
"let me explain," I like this.
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00:19:18,948 --> 00:19:21,076
"About a year ago I made
a move on my female friend"
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00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:23,620
"that I had had a crush
on for about 10 years,"
499
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:26,152
"we ended up getting into a
pretty hot and heavy romance"
500
00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:29,125
"that was, not to be cliched,
but it was beautiful."
501
00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:31,017
"I really started to fall for this girl"
502
00:19:31,294 --> 00:19:32,629
"and we did everything together."
503
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:34,641
"Six months ago though,
I was going through"
504
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:38,009
"the pictures on her phone
and sort of found out"
505
00:19:38,301 --> 00:19:40,053
"that she had been seeing two other dudes."
506
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,847
"Yeah, I was fucking sad and distraught,"
507
00:19:43,139 --> 00:19:45,433
"so I basically cussed her
out and we had a huge fight."
508
00:19:45,725 --> 00:19:48,103
"A week later she was in a
car accident and she died."
509
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:50,355
(Chris laughs)
510
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:52,541
"Recently in the middle of
the night, I've been hearing"
511
00:19:52,565 --> 00:19:55,694
"someone crying and also
calling out my name, as well as"
512
00:19:55,985 --> 00:19:59,114
"the names of who I can only
assume are the other dudes."
513
00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:02,117
"I love her but what should I
do to get rid of her spirit,"
514
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:04,035
"I wanna make her cross over so that"
515
00:20:04,327 --> 00:20:07,414
"she's happy and on the other side, help?"
516
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:10,082
(sighs).
517
00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:10,875
Bro.
518
00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:11,793
Oh boy.
519
00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:13,085
It's not good.
520
00:20:13,169 --> 00:20:16,589
That kind of a ghost, the sad ghost
521
00:20:16,881 --> 00:20:19,134
that sort of repeats itself each night,
522
00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:21,428
there's no crossing over.
523
00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,738
What you're probably gonna have to do is
524
00:20:25,014 --> 00:20:26,694
first of all stop having feelings for her,
525
00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:28,655
(distorted buzzing)
stop, stop all of that,
526
00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:31,438
start sort of cheating on
her emotionally, physically.
527
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:32,439
(distorted buzzing)
Start cheating...
528
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,691
(distorted buzzing)
- I hate to do this to you but
529
00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:36,168
(static buzzing)
bottom line, one cent,
530
00:20:36,192 --> 00:20:36,901
(static buzzing)
what's he do?
531
00:20:37,193 --> 00:20:39,362
Alright, ditch the bitch.
532
00:20:39,654 --> 00:20:41,134
(distorted beeping)
- Ditch the bitch.
533
00:20:41,239 --> 00:20:42,490
And go out with
534
00:20:42,782 --> 00:20:43,782
(distorted buzzing)
535
00:20:44,033 --> 00:20:46,870
A different girl (laughs),
and one that's not dead
536
00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:48,997
and one that is not fucking crazy.
537
00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:50,391
(distorted buzzing)
And one that won't
538
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,500
cheat on you, in all seriousness though,
539
00:20:52,792 --> 00:20:53,894
(distorted buzzing)
this kind of thing
540
00:20:53,918 --> 00:20:57,839
happens when just shitty,
I'm sorry, but shitty
541
00:20:58,131 --> 00:20:59,424
(distorted buzzing)
backstabbing
542
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:02,469
people, you know, die.
543
00:21:03,678 --> 00:21:08,057
(winding)
544
00:21:08,349 --> 00:21:10,185
(static buzzing)
OK, it's 2am.
545
00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:14,439
We're here to find some
spooks, we're on a spook hunt.
546
00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:15,982
[Ricky] Oh careful, now that
547
00:21:16,274 --> 00:21:17,418
we definitely can't say.
- [Chris] I probably shouldn't
548
00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:18,461
have said that.
- [Ricky] Yeah,
549
00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:20,111
that's inappropriate dude.
550
00:21:20,403 --> 00:21:21,803
(frogs croaking)
(crickets chirping)
551
00:21:21,946 --> 00:21:24,949
[Chris] So what should
we do if we actually see,
552
00:21:25,241 --> 00:21:27,219
like there's a homeless
dude or something like that?
553
00:21:27,243 --> 00:21:29,370
What should we do if we
actually find someone?
554
00:21:30,371 --> 00:21:31,498
[Ricky] We kill them.
555
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:33,416
(laughs) What?
556
00:21:33,708 --> 00:21:35,394
[Ricky] OK fine, I guess
we'll just cross that bridge
557
00:21:35,418 --> 00:21:36,418
when we get to it.
558
00:21:39,380 --> 00:21:41,549
Now, correct me if I'm
wrong but they say...
559
00:21:41,841 --> 00:21:43,218
[Chris] Uh-huh.
560
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,970
[Ricky] They say the
wife of the carpenter,
561
00:21:46,262 --> 00:21:48,515
eaten from the inside out.
562
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:52,018
Her ghost, the most terrifying of all.
563
00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:55,730
Ghost queefs echoing through
564
00:21:56,022 --> 00:21:57,041
the night.
- [Chris] MILF ghosts are
565
00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:58,525
fucking the scariest ones.
566
00:22:01,110 --> 00:22:04,280
Seriously, it's like you
wanna bang them, you can't,
567
00:22:04,572 --> 00:22:05,591
it's never gonna be...
- [Voiceover] Ricky!
568
00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:07,242
- [Ricky] Woah!
- [Chris] What the?
569
00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:08,854
[Ricky] What the fuck was that?
570
00:22:08,993 --> 00:22:10,078
(rumbling)
571
00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:12,121
[Chris] What do you, what dude, what the?
572
00:22:12,413 --> 00:22:14,373
(laughs) There better be
something there you dick.
573
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:17,669
(wind quietly howling)
(frogs croaking)
574
00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:19,420
[Ricky] Shit.
575
00:22:26,886 --> 00:22:27,886
That was weird.
576
00:22:28,054 --> 00:22:30,974
(gasps) Ghost (speaks
in foreign language).
577
00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:35,937
(frogs croaking)
(crickets chirping)
578
00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:48,625
[Ricky] OK (laughs),
actually where is the?
579
00:22:48,741 --> 00:22:50,702
[Chris] Holy shit, dude look.
580
00:22:52,245 --> 00:22:53,913
[Ricky] What the hell is that?
581
00:22:57,750 --> 00:22:59,335
Dude, was this on the map?
582
00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:08,636
[Chris] I don't know.
583
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,808
The Meadows didn't tell me
anything about this, no.
584
00:23:15,184 --> 00:23:16,561
Can ghosts build things?
585
00:23:16,853 --> 00:23:18,396
Oh, we could say that they can.
586
00:23:18,688 --> 00:23:20,565
We could say the carpenter decided
587
00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:23,735
to build a structure to
leave all the bodies.
588
00:23:33,661 --> 00:23:35,914
[Ricky] Well, I think
it's pretty obvious
589
00:23:36,205 --> 00:23:37,373
what we have to do here.
590
00:23:37,665 --> 00:23:38,791
We have to investigate.
591
00:23:39,083 --> 00:23:43,671
(crickets chirping)
(frogs croaking)
592
00:23:51,137 --> 00:23:52,597
Holy shit.
593
00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:03,399
(static buzzing)
594
00:24:04,150 --> 00:24:05,669
Dude, there's like an entrance right here
595
00:24:05,693 --> 00:24:07,236
at the ground level.
596
00:24:07,528 --> 00:24:08,947
[Ricky] What's down there?
597
00:24:10,198 --> 00:24:11,658
Do you see anything?
598
00:24:12,408 --> 00:24:13,451
(distorted buzzing)
599
00:24:13,743 --> 00:24:16,871
Chris, Chris talk to
me, what are you doing?
600
00:24:17,163 --> 00:24:19,040
[Chris] Oh dude, you're gonna love this.
601
00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:20,833
(distorted beeping)
602
00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:23,086
[Ricky] What's down there?
603
00:24:23,378 --> 00:24:24,378
[Voiceover] Ricky.
604
00:24:24,545 --> 00:24:26,547
(thudding)
605
00:24:26,839 --> 00:24:28,132
[Ricky] What the hell?
606
00:24:28,424 --> 00:24:30,927
(static buzzing)
607
00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:32,613
(frogs croak louder)
(distorted buzzing)
608
00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:35,473
(crickets chirping)
609
00:24:35,765 --> 00:24:37,016
Chris?
610
00:24:41,479 --> 00:24:42,647
Dude.
611
00:24:48,319 --> 00:24:49,737
You in there?
612
00:24:50,029 --> 00:24:52,573
Hello, Chris?
613
00:24:52,865 --> 00:24:54,158
Goddammit, I can't see anything.
614
00:24:54,450 --> 00:24:55,994
(clicking)
(Ricky sighs)
615
00:24:56,786 --> 00:24:58,913
(clicking)
(beep ringing)
616
00:24:59,205 --> 00:25:00,581
Chris?
617
00:25:00,873 --> 00:25:03,876
(static buzzing)
618
00:25:04,168 --> 00:25:05,253
Chris?
619
00:25:06,587 --> 00:25:09,173
(static quietens)
620
00:25:09,465 --> 00:25:11,217
(sighs) Son of a bitch.
621
00:25:11,509 --> 00:25:15,972
(static grows louder)
622
00:25:16,264 --> 00:25:18,433
(sighs) Shit.
623
00:25:18,725 --> 00:25:20,935
Am I going in here?
624
00:25:21,227 --> 00:25:22,437
Am I seriously?
625
00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:24,022
(groans)
626
00:25:24,313 --> 00:25:28,568
(loud static buzzing)
(grunting)
627
00:25:38,327 --> 00:25:43,082
(static buzzing)
628
00:25:44,792 --> 00:25:46,502
(clattering)
629
00:25:46,794 --> 00:25:51,132
(static buzzing quietens)
(rumbling)
630
00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:54,302
(distorted buzzing)
(thudding)
631
00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:55,845
(static cuts out)
632
00:25:56,137 --> 00:25:58,890
(Ricky breathes heavily)
633
00:25:59,182 --> 00:26:00,475
Chris?
634
00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:04,812
(wind blowing)
635
00:26:05,104 --> 00:26:06,439
Chris?
636
00:26:07,565 --> 00:26:09,275
What the fuck?
637
00:26:09,567 --> 00:26:13,488
(distorted static buzzing)
638
00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:22,580
Chris?
639
00:26:32,465 --> 00:26:34,133
Hey, Chris!
640
00:26:38,012 --> 00:26:39,806
Where the fuck are you, man?
641
00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:46,020
What, Chris?
642
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:53,903
(glass breaking)
Ah, shit!
643
00:26:54,195 --> 00:26:56,614
(glass crunching)
644
00:26:56,906 --> 00:26:58,574
Note to self,
645
00:26:58,866 --> 00:27:01,702
stop making loud noises
with your fucking boots.
646
00:27:05,164 --> 00:27:07,542
(flapping)
647
00:27:07,834 --> 00:27:10,211
OK door A,
648
00:27:11,712 --> 00:27:13,548
or door B?
649
00:27:15,007 --> 00:27:16,968
Door A
650
00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:20,054
or door B?
651
00:27:21,222 --> 00:27:22,222
Chris?
652
00:27:22,431 --> 00:27:24,392
(Ricky's voice echoing)
653
00:27:24,684 --> 00:27:26,018
(echoing grows louder)
654
00:27:26,310 --> 00:27:29,480
(Ricky breathes heavily)
655
00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:38,447
OK, let's follow the arrows.
656
00:27:38,739 --> 00:27:41,868
(distorted static buzzing)
657
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:45,413
This isn't, nothing weird about this.
658
00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:47,540
(sighs) Chris?
659
00:27:51,794 --> 00:27:53,838
The arrows tell me to go this way.
660
00:27:54,130 --> 00:27:55,339
I should go this way.
661
00:27:55,631 --> 00:27:59,552
(howling)
662
00:28:04,557 --> 00:28:07,143
Chris?
(flapping)
663
00:28:09,353 --> 00:28:10,479
Chris!
664
00:28:11,564 --> 00:28:12,564
[Voiceover] Hey dude!
665
00:28:12,732 --> 00:28:14,317
[Ricky] (gasps) Holy shit!
666
00:28:14,609 --> 00:28:15,836
(laughs) Dude this place is awesome.
667
00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:16,920
[Ricky] Where the fuck have you been,
668
00:28:16,944 --> 00:28:18,112
man?
- Come on.
669
00:28:23,326 --> 00:28:24,744
[Ricky] Dude, this is weird.
670
00:28:27,413 --> 00:28:29,290
Wouldn't we have seen this from outside?
671
00:28:29,582 --> 00:28:32,001
(wind howling)
672
00:28:32,293 --> 00:28:33,961
(flapping)
(Chris muttering)
673
00:28:34,253 --> 00:28:35,856
[Ricky] What the hell
is it, is that a bat?
674
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,715
(flapping)
675
00:28:38,007 --> 00:28:40,009
(laughs) Chris.
676
00:28:41,093 --> 00:28:43,888
"Aziz light!"
677
00:28:45,389 --> 00:28:46,515
Chris?
678
00:28:47,558 --> 00:28:48,893
[Chris] Check this out, man.
679
00:28:50,102 --> 00:28:51,520
[Ricky] What?
680
00:28:57,610 --> 00:28:58,610
[Chris] Dude.
681
00:28:58,819 --> 00:28:59,819
[Ricky] What is it?
682
00:28:59,946 --> 00:29:00,946
[Chris] Look at this.
683
00:29:08,746 --> 00:29:10,456
(Chris laughs)
684
00:29:13,834 --> 00:29:16,128
[Ricky] It's just a big
fucking white circle man,
685
00:29:16,420 --> 00:29:18,464
come on put it, yeah, that's better.
686
00:29:21,175 --> 00:29:23,010
[Chris] "You won't survive," I guess.
687
00:29:23,302 --> 00:29:24,363
[Ricky] Dude, look at that handwriting,
688
00:29:24,387 --> 00:29:26,681
it's like a bunch of
fucking retards wrote it,
689
00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:27,682
or you.
690
00:29:27,974 --> 00:29:32,270
(wind howling)
691
00:29:35,147 --> 00:29:36,148
Oh shit.
692
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,651
(Chris laughs)
(clattering)
693
00:29:38,943 --> 00:29:40,486
The whore line.
694
00:29:41,821 --> 00:29:42,901
What would you do if I like
695
00:29:43,155 --> 00:29:44,755
punched you in the face with the camera?
696
00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:46,343
[Ricky] I don't know,
I'd probably be annoyed.
697
00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:47,785
(laughs) That'd piss you off?
698
00:29:49,036 --> 00:29:51,289
Like do they, could my
camera even sustain that?
699
00:29:51,580 --> 00:29:52,683
Like, it would probably
(banging)
700
00:29:52,707 --> 00:29:54,500
Hurt the camera more, your hard-ass head.
701
00:29:55,876 --> 00:29:57,503
Hello?
(glass crunching)
702
00:30:00,548 --> 00:30:01,799
It's for you.
703
00:30:03,467 --> 00:30:05,803
Dude, I gotta say, at first
I was a little spooked
704
00:30:06,095 --> 00:30:08,222
by this place to be
perfectly honest, I mean,
705
00:30:08,514 --> 00:30:10,075
as much as I can be, you know what I mean?
706
00:30:10,099 --> 00:30:11,201
Because we've been in the game for awhile.
707
00:30:11,225 --> 00:30:11,892
[Ricky] Yeah.
708
00:30:12,184 --> 00:30:14,812
That being said, let's hang
out here for awhile longer
709
00:30:15,104 --> 00:30:16,731
until we're really comfortable with it,
710
00:30:17,023 --> 00:30:18,663
we know all the little nooks and crannies
711
00:30:18,899 --> 00:30:20,401
and stuff and then...
- [Ricky] Mhm.
712
00:30:20,693 --> 00:30:22,403
I just say, do an episode.
713
00:30:22,695 --> 00:30:23,404
- [Ricky] Definitely.
- Yeah,
714
00:30:23,696 --> 00:30:24,822
fuck the Brut Woods.
715
00:30:26,574 --> 00:30:29,410
Actually, kind of a
comfortable place to be in.
716
00:30:34,749 --> 00:30:35,909
Just imagine you come in here
717
00:30:36,083 --> 00:30:37,835
and I'm just getting ghost head.
718
00:30:38,127 --> 00:30:40,129
Ah, ah, ah.
719
00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:41,821
[Ricky] Oh yeah, I mean, oh yeah,
720
00:30:41,964 --> 00:30:43,632
we just put a big censor bar over it.
721
00:30:44,884 --> 00:30:47,178
[Chris] Oh yeah, it'd
just be like except here,
722
00:30:47,470 --> 00:30:49,972
or the censor bar's like negative space,
723
00:30:50,264 --> 00:30:51,783
it goes this way?
- [Ricky] Oh yeah, oh yeah.
724
00:30:51,807 --> 00:30:53,727
[Chris] Oh shit, dude
how hilarious would it be
725
00:30:53,893 --> 00:30:55,478
if you came in here and I was just like
726
00:30:55,770 --> 00:30:57,897
fucking a ghost or anyone?
727
00:31:00,858 --> 00:31:02,418
[Ricky] Dude, this is kind of spooky.
728
00:31:02,568 --> 00:31:04,320
Yeah, I'm liking the look of this.
729
00:31:04,612 --> 00:31:07,198
Oh shit dude, dude this
is perfect (laughs).
730
00:31:07,490 --> 00:31:09,033
I'll just get real close and I'll add
731
00:31:09,325 --> 00:31:10,510
like a little jump scare noise.
732
00:31:10,534 --> 00:31:12,578
(loud thudding)
(Ricky gasps)
733
00:31:12,870 --> 00:31:14,080
This place is sweet.
734
00:31:15,289 --> 00:31:18,751
Also, I will say that
735
00:31:19,043 --> 00:31:21,337
as cool as this place is,
736
00:31:21,629 --> 00:31:23,964
I need to take a piss really badly.
737
00:31:24,256 --> 00:31:26,258
So I'm gonna go do that,
you keep looking around,
738
00:31:26,550 --> 00:31:28,070
let me know if there's anything sweet.
739
00:31:28,094 --> 00:31:30,012
Maybe you can watch my back a little bit,
740
00:31:30,304 --> 00:31:32,640
I'd just rather not piss my
pants if the time should come.
741
00:31:32,932 --> 00:31:34,475
(static buzzing)
- [Ricky] Alright,
742
00:31:34,767 --> 00:31:36,852
you go take Chris and I'll just...
743
00:31:37,144 --> 00:31:38,144
A what?
744
00:31:38,312 --> 00:31:39,313
[Ricky] A Chris.
745
00:31:39,605 --> 00:31:42,191
Fuck you, dude, I pee a normal amount,
746
00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:44,693
in fact I pee a healthy
amount, especially when
747
00:31:44,985 --> 00:31:47,154
we're in an area where
there might be ghosts.
748
00:31:47,446 --> 00:31:48,614
[Ricky] You...
749
00:31:50,741 --> 00:31:52,177
No sorry, I just thought saying the word
750
00:31:52,201 --> 00:31:53,494
"ghosts" would attract ghosts.
751
00:31:53,786 --> 00:31:55,866
I don't really know how this
shit works to be honest.
752
00:31:56,038 --> 00:31:59,375
(winding)
753
00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:04,255
(footsteps)
754
00:32:05,506 --> 00:32:06,986
I wonder why all the female fans just
755
00:32:07,133 --> 00:32:08,759
gravitate towards Ricky all the time.
756
00:32:10,177 --> 00:32:12,430
No matter what, no matter
how much I try to practice
757
00:32:12,721 --> 00:32:16,767
and like try to be
really fresh, Ricky just,
758
00:32:17,059 --> 00:32:18,419
I don't know what it is about him.
759
00:32:18,519 --> 00:32:21,856
It's not that Ricky's
naturally more attractive
760
00:32:22,148 --> 00:32:24,028
or more confident than
me, it's not that at all,
761
00:32:24,150 --> 00:32:25,693
it's just I don't know, I don't know.
762
00:32:25,985 --> 00:32:29,822
It's because he doesn't
want it or girls think that,
763
00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:32,533
but he does, he wants it so badly, and so
764
00:32:32,825 --> 00:32:34,678
I've told so many girls
that, like they're trying to
765
00:32:34,702 --> 00:32:36,542
choose between me and
him which I fucking hate,
766
00:32:36,745 --> 00:32:39,331
it shouldn't be a choice,
why can't we just both like,
767
00:32:39,623 --> 00:32:41,542
I don't mind getting the
sloppy seconds that's,
768
00:32:41,834 --> 00:32:44,253
OK yeah, we have a ghost show
and we try to goof the ghosts
769
00:32:44,545 --> 00:32:46,881
but on some level I really want to have
770
00:32:47,173 --> 00:32:49,592
a deep spiritual connection with somebody
771
00:32:49,884 --> 00:32:53,137
and all that Ricky wants to
do is just fuck, you know?
772
00:32:53,429 --> 00:32:55,306
(crackling)
And I don't know, I mean,
773
00:32:55,598 --> 00:32:57,808
I want to too, I'd love to
fuck, that would be amazing,
774
00:32:58,100 --> 00:33:00,311
that would be so great, but...
775
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:02,520
Anyway.
776
00:33:02,688 --> 00:33:03,731
[Ricky] Goddammit.
777
00:33:04,023 --> 00:33:05,900
[Chris] I'm still sure that if my dick's
778
00:33:06,192 --> 00:33:08,986
not at least bigger than
his, it's at least...
779
00:33:09,278 --> 00:33:12,698
At least the same size if
not slightly less, you know?
780
00:33:12,990 --> 00:33:16,035
I mean, I'm funny, right?
781
00:33:17,620 --> 00:33:19,538
Something where I'm like
in the mud, you know?
782
00:33:19,830 --> 00:33:21,433
Show myself doing something really strong,
783
00:33:21,457 --> 00:33:23,959
like we can do this little goof where
784
00:33:24,251 --> 00:33:27,087
a tree falls down like,
"Oh that was spooky."
785
00:33:27,379 --> 00:33:30,174
I'm gonna pick it up and see
if there's any kind of clues,
786
00:33:30,466 --> 00:33:32,718
so then I have to take off
my shirt because it's like,
787
00:33:33,010 --> 00:33:34,529
(static buzzing)
"Oh it's hot here," you know?
788
00:33:34,553 --> 00:33:36,193
I don't know, just something, I feel like
789
00:33:36,222 --> 00:33:38,098
I need to change up the formula because,
790
00:33:38,390 --> 00:33:40,726
again, they are lining
up in front of Ricky
791
00:33:41,018 --> 00:33:43,205
and like that's great, you
know I feel happy for you man,
792
00:33:43,229 --> 00:33:44,939
that's awesome, whatever,
it's mostly fine,
793
00:33:45,231 --> 00:33:46,991
I'm probably over thinking
it, you know what?
794
00:33:47,149 --> 00:33:48,543
(door shuffling)
You know, that's what it is.
795
00:33:48,567 --> 00:33:51,737
I'm 24 years old, I have plenty
of time to have my first...
796
00:33:52,029 --> 00:33:53,029
(loud shattering)
797
00:33:53,197 --> 00:33:54,240
(rumbling)
Ricky?
798
00:33:54,532 --> 00:33:56,116
(crackling)
Ricky?
799
00:33:56,408 --> 00:33:57,910
[Ricky] Chris?
800
00:33:58,202 --> 00:33:59,745
(loud shattering)
- [Chris] Ricky!
801
00:34:00,037 --> 00:34:04,458
(Chris pants)
802
00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:06,502
(Ricky breathes heavily)
803
00:34:06,794 --> 00:34:08,254
(banging)
804
00:34:11,465 --> 00:34:12,841
[Ricky] Hello?
805
00:34:13,133 --> 00:34:17,596
(Chris pants)
(wind howling)
806
00:34:19,098 --> 00:34:23,227
(creaking)
(thudding)
807
00:34:23,519 --> 00:34:26,063
(Chris pants)
808
00:34:26,355 --> 00:34:27,940
(clattering)
809
00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:31,652
(Chris breathes heavily)
810
00:34:31,944 --> 00:34:34,530
(distant yelling)
811
00:34:34,822 --> 00:34:36,365
(glass shattering)
812
00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:40,035
(distant yelling)
813
00:34:40,327 --> 00:34:41,537
(Chris pants)
814
00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:47,751
[Ricky] Chris?
815
00:34:49,545 --> 00:34:54,300
(Chris pants)
(anxious music)
816
00:34:57,136 --> 00:34:58,136
(swishing)
817
00:34:58,387 --> 00:34:59,763
[Chris] Ricky!
818
00:35:00,055 --> 00:35:03,684
(anxious music building)
819
00:35:03,976 --> 00:35:05,352
(distorted thudding)
820
00:35:05,644 --> 00:35:07,896
(shuffling)
(howling)
821
00:35:08,188 --> 00:35:09,315
(thudding)
822
00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:14,194
(intermittent buzzing)
(Chris breathing)
823
00:35:16,113 --> 00:35:20,576
(Ricky breathing)
824
00:35:20,868 --> 00:35:21,869
[Ricky] Chris?
825
00:35:22,870 --> 00:35:23,954
(static buzzing)
826
00:35:25,581 --> 00:35:26,581
(Ricky sighs)
827
00:35:26,707 --> 00:35:28,709
(buzzing)
(clattering)
828
00:35:29,001 --> 00:35:33,672
(Chris breathes heavily)
829
00:35:35,215 --> 00:35:37,801
(whooshing)
830
00:35:40,220 --> 00:35:41,221
Chris?
831
00:35:41,513 --> 00:35:42,640
(shrieking)
832
00:35:42,931 --> 00:35:44,099
Chris?
833
00:35:44,391 --> 00:35:46,560
(static buzzing)
(whirring)
834
00:35:46,852 --> 00:35:51,523
(loud siren blaring)
835
00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:53,901
(static buzzing)
836
00:35:54,193 --> 00:35:58,697
(loud siren blaring)
837
00:36:00,407 --> 00:36:04,161
(menacing laughter)
838
00:36:05,954 --> 00:36:07,456
What the fuck?
839
00:36:07,748 --> 00:36:11,251
(loud siren blaring)
(creaking)
840
00:36:11,543 --> 00:36:12,543
Oh...
841
00:36:14,254 --> 00:36:16,090
Chris?
842
00:36:16,382 --> 00:36:20,969
(loud siren blaring)
843
00:36:22,304 --> 00:36:24,556
(buzzing)
844
00:36:24,848 --> 00:36:26,266
Chris?
845
00:36:28,936 --> 00:36:30,688
Dude, the fuck's going on?
846
00:36:30,979 --> 00:36:32,419
[Chris] Dude, come check this out,
847
00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:34,608
(mumbles) my footage.
848
00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:36,568
(warping)
849
00:36:36,860 --> 00:36:38,421
(explosion blasts)
- [Ricky] Woah, Chris?
850
00:36:38,445 --> 00:36:41,532
(siren halts)
(fizzing)
851
00:36:41,824 --> 00:36:44,535
(Ricky breathes heavily)
(ominous music)
852
00:36:44,827 --> 00:36:45,994
What the fuck?
853
00:36:50,666 --> 00:36:55,462
(high pitched buzzing)
854
00:36:57,798 --> 00:36:58,882
Dude?
855
00:36:59,174 --> 00:37:00,300
Woah.
856
00:37:00,592 --> 00:37:03,137
(high pitched buzzing)
857
00:37:03,429 --> 00:37:04,429
What the fuck is this?
858
00:37:04,638 --> 00:37:06,140
(whispering)
859
00:37:06,432 --> 00:37:08,142
(thudding)
860
00:37:08,434 --> 00:37:10,102
(static buzzing)
861
00:37:10,394 --> 00:37:12,896
(Chris laughs)
862
00:37:13,188 --> 00:37:15,649
(Ricky breathes heavily)
863
00:37:15,941 --> 00:37:17,484
Total mind fuck, right?
864
00:37:17,776 --> 00:37:20,154
(static buzzing)
865
00:37:20,446 --> 00:37:22,698
Fuck, what the fuck is this?
866
00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:24,450
Let me help you with that.
867
00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:26,785
(warping)
(thudding)
868
00:37:27,077 --> 00:37:29,788
(distorted buzzing)
869
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:31,206
(thudding)
870
00:37:31,498 --> 00:37:34,418
(Ricky breathes heavily)
871
00:37:34,710 --> 00:37:36,128
What?
872
00:37:43,385 --> 00:37:46,138
Oh Chris, Chris
873
00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:47,973
what the fuck?
874
00:37:48,265 --> 00:37:52,519
(birds singing)
875
00:37:52,811 --> 00:37:53,937
(Ricky grunts)
876
00:37:58,233 --> 00:37:59,234
Oh man.
877
00:37:59,526 --> 00:38:00,569
Are we dead?
878
00:38:00,861 --> 00:38:04,156
[Ricky] (sighs) Ah, shut up dude.
879
00:38:05,574 --> 00:38:09,953
(winding)
880
00:38:11,830 --> 00:38:13,207
What would you even call that?
881
00:38:13,499 --> 00:38:16,126
What is it like a silo,
like some kind of a silo?
882
00:38:16,418 --> 00:38:17,753
[Ricky] Yeah, it's like a silo,
883
00:38:18,045 --> 00:38:19,230
asylum.
- OK, OK, so you're gonna be
884
00:38:19,254 --> 00:38:20,255
there.
- [Ricky] Yeah.
885
00:38:20,547 --> 00:38:22,591
[Chris] And you're gonna
look over from there?
886
00:38:26,553 --> 00:38:27,805
Alright.
887
00:38:29,306 --> 00:38:30,891
[Ricky] Take, like, two steps back.
888
00:38:31,183 --> 00:38:32,463
Oh, like go back even further?
889
00:38:32,601 --> 00:38:34,520
[Ricky] Yeah, and
890
00:38:34,812 --> 00:38:35,938
action.
891
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,609
No, no, no, that was
too like, "Ah whatever",
892
00:38:40,901 --> 00:38:42,253
like too casual, you know what I mean?
893
00:38:42,277 --> 00:38:44,404
[Ricky] Alright, do it more intense
894
00:38:44,696 --> 00:38:45,989
but talk to the camera.
895
00:38:46,281 --> 00:38:47,467
- Oh, like talk...
- [Ricky] People get
896
00:38:47,491 --> 00:38:48,510
bored when you don't talk.
897
00:38:48,534 --> 00:38:49,243
[Chris] Don't ignore the audience,
898
00:38:49,535 --> 00:38:50,536
right.
- [Ricky] Yeah.
899
00:38:51,870 --> 00:38:53,038
And...
- [Chris] OK.
900
00:38:53,330 --> 00:38:54,330
[Ricky] Action.
901
00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:56,618
Now that it's daytime,
we're gonna explore the tower
902
00:38:56,875 --> 00:38:59,336
once again to see what
other secrets we can find,
903
00:38:59,628 --> 00:39:01,380
to see what other spooks happen.
904
00:39:05,425 --> 00:39:08,512
[Ricky] And cut, now we
come up for the close-up.
905
00:39:08,804 --> 00:39:10,180
[Chris] Yeah, get a close-up.
906
00:39:13,350 --> 00:39:15,060
[Ricky] Alright, hold on, let me adjust
907
00:39:15,352 --> 00:39:16,854
some settings here.
- [Chris] OK.
908
00:39:17,145 --> 00:39:18,355
[Ricky] Uh...
(clicking)
909
00:39:18,647 --> 00:39:21,108
Yeah, that's a little, that's
pretty good right there.
910
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:22,627
- [Chris] OK.
- [Ricky] Let's see, I wanna
911
00:39:22,651 --> 00:39:23,753
make sure your face...
- What about my face?
912
00:39:23,777 --> 00:39:25,547
Yeah, just so when you're
going back and forth and stuff?
913
00:39:25,571 --> 00:39:27,131
[Ricky] I wanna make sure
it's not getting blown out.
914
00:39:27,155 --> 00:39:28,155
Yeah.
915
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:29,240
Alright.
916
00:39:29,283 --> 00:39:29,992
[Ricky] Alright.
917
00:39:30,284 --> 00:39:32,286
You ready to go back inside?
918
00:39:32,578 --> 00:39:34,180
[Ricky] Oh, I'm gonna
follow you in from...
919
00:39:34,204 --> 00:39:34,913
[Chris] Actually, that
was shitty, that was shitty,
920
00:39:35,205 --> 00:39:35,914
that was shitty, go back.
- [Ricky] Alright, oh,
921
00:39:36,206 --> 00:39:37,286
that was definitely shitty.
922
00:39:37,332 --> 00:39:38,692
[Chris] (clears throat) Alright.
923
00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:39,978
I'm just kind of excited, you know?
924
00:39:40,002 --> 00:39:41,104
So I'm looking at you and I'm like,
925
00:39:41,128 --> 00:39:42,856
"We're gonna do it,
we're gonna be so famous,"
926
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,120
"and we're gonna be taken into
the stalls by hot chicks."
927
00:39:45,340 --> 00:39:46,340
(clears throat).
928
00:39:46,508 --> 00:39:48,260
[Ricky] Three, two.
929
00:39:50,220 --> 00:39:51,972
[Chris] Let's go back inside.
930
00:39:54,016 --> 00:39:55,517
What the fuck?
931
00:39:55,809 --> 00:39:57,269
[Ricky] What, what is it?
932
00:39:57,561 --> 00:39:59,062
What?
(ominous music)
933
00:39:59,354 --> 00:40:01,023
What the hell is that?
(Chris laughs)
934
00:40:06,862 --> 00:40:08,739
This is definitely good for the episode.
935
00:40:09,698 --> 00:40:11,175
[Ricky] Shit man, what do we do now?
936
00:40:11,199 --> 00:40:13,660
Do we just, think we
just kill time until...
937
00:40:14,745 --> 00:40:15,996
Until night?
938
00:40:16,288 --> 00:40:16,997
[Chris] I dunno.
939
00:40:17,289 --> 00:40:18,641
- [Ricky] How does it work?
- [Chris] Woah!
940
00:40:18,665 --> 00:40:20,125
(laughs).
- [Ricky] Oh dude.
941
00:40:20,417 --> 00:40:21,603
- [Chris] Geez.
- [Ricky] Dude, imagine...
942
00:40:21,627 --> 00:40:23,313
- [Chris] It's like a spike!
- [Ricky] Oh shit (laughs).
943
00:40:23,337 --> 00:40:24,689
[Chris] Geez, that could have been bad.
944
00:40:24,713 --> 00:40:25,815
[Ricky] Oh, that's incredible.
945
00:40:25,839 --> 00:40:27,633
I didn't come here to lose an eye!
946
00:40:27,925 --> 00:40:30,302
Unless I do wanna lose an eye,
947
00:40:30,594 --> 00:40:32,971
because then throughout this
adventure I have an eye patch.
948
00:40:33,263 --> 00:40:35,849
[Ricky] Oh, oh, maybe
it works like the sun.
949
00:40:36,141 --> 00:40:37,267
[Chris] Oh.
950
00:40:37,559 --> 00:40:38,559
What do you mean?
951
00:40:38,727 --> 00:40:42,356
[Ricky] Like, you know,
it rises during the day,
952
00:40:42,648 --> 00:40:44,500
the, mean, I'm talking
about the water of course.
953
00:40:44,524 --> 00:40:46,044
Rises during the day.
- [Chris] Uh-huh.
954
00:40:46,318 --> 00:40:47,478
[Ricky] Falls in the night.
955
00:40:47,653 --> 00:40:49,780
Huh, that's beautiful.
956
00:40:50,072 --> 00:40:53,200
It rises in the day and falls at night.
957
00:40:53,492 --> 00:40:56,286
Or, or I get transplanted
958
00:40:56,578 --> 00:41:00,832
with Jessica Alba's eye
and now I can see ghosts.
959
00:41:01,124 --> 00:41:04,211
Although shit, I wouldn't want that.
960
00:41:04,503 --> 00:41:06,755
It would be kind of dope
if I like lost my eye
961
00:41:07,047 --> 00:41:09,132
and then we throw an IndieGoGo, you know?
962
00:41:09,424 --> 00:41:11,343
We're just like, "Help me get a new eye."
963
00:41:11,635 --> 00:41:14,304
But we don't get that much
money from it, so you know what?
964
00:41:14,596 --> 00:41:17,391
We're just gonna have
to use a cadaver eye.
965
00:41:17,683 --> 00:41:20,435
That's our back story, right?
966
00:41:20,727 --> 00:41:22,270
Is any of that making any sense?
967
00:41:22,562 --> 00:41:24,147
[Ricky] Are you high?
968
00:41:24,439 --> 00:41:25,899
[Chris] Shit, I don't know.
969
00:41:26,191 --> 00:41:27,627
(laughs) That would kind of explain it.
970
00:41:27,651 --> 00:41:30,112
Like, I don't know, like for me
971
00:41:30,404 --> 00:41:34,199
we just, I don't, fuck, fuck it.
972
00:41:34,491 --> 00:41:37,244
[Ricky] We'll chalk that
one up to drugs folks.
973
00:41:37,536 --> 00:41:39,079
(static buzzing)
Rashomon.
974
00:41:39,371 --> 00:41:41,373
(static buzzing)
975
00:41:41,665 --> 00:41:42,665
[Chris] What?
976
00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:43,977
(static buzzing)
- [Ricky] Shit, switch over
977
00:41:44,001 --> 00:41:45,002
to B.
- [Chris] What, why?
978
00:41:45,293 --> 00:41:46,729
(distorted beeping)
- [Ricky] Just do it dude.
979
00:41:46,753 --> 00:41:48,731
[Chris] How do I, I don't
even know how to do it.
980
00:41:48,755 --> 00:41:50,716
(distorted voices)
- [Ricky] B.
981
00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:52,768
Dude, I know I told you
to how to do it, man!
982
00:41:52,884 --> 00:41:53,927
(distorted buzzing)
983
00:41:54,219 --> 00:41:55,303
(rumbling)
984
00:41:55,595 --> 00:41:56,915
- Yo, yo.
- [Ricky] Shh, shh, shh!
985
00:41:57,139 --> 00:41:58,299
Shh, shh, shh.
- [Chris] What?
986
00:41:58,515 --> 00:42:03,145
(birds singing)
987
00:42:03,812 --> 00:42:04,812
[Ricky] Dude.
988
00:42:04,938 --> 00:42:06,064
Huh?
989
00:42:06,356 --> 00:42:08,233
[Ricky] I just saw your dick.
990
00:42:08,525 --> 00:42:10,068
What?
991
00:42:15,782 --> 00:42:18,076
[Ricky] Fuck dude, come on, get back!
992
00:42:23,165 --> 00:42:25,625
Did he hear us, did he see us?
993
00:42:29,212 --> 00:42:30,756
Oh shit.
994
00:42:32,340 --> 00:42:34,051
(laughs) I wanna touch it.
995
00:42:34,342 --> 00:42:35,343
[Ricky] Touch it?
996
00:42:35,635 --> 00:42:37,971
Dude, oh gross dude, no
you can't fucking touch-
997
00:42:38,263 --> 00:42:39,806
No I'm, ah, that's not what I meant.
998
00:42:41,558 --> 00:42:43,398
[Ricky] Oh what, what
the fuck are you doing?
999
00:42:43,602 --> 00:42:44,602
Wait, stop!
1000
00:42:44,686 --> 00:42:45,854
Don't do it, what the fuck?
1001
00:42:46,146 --> 00:42:47,314
(wind rushing)
1002
00:42:47,606 --> 00:42:49,900
(thudding)
1003
00:42:50,192 --> 00:42:51,651
Good, he still he hasn't seen us.
1004
00:42:51,943 --> 00:42:53,236
(rustling)
1005
00:42:53,528 --> 00:42:54,738
Oh shit!
1006
00:42:58,492 --> 00:42:59,910
(Chris laughs).
1007
00:43:03,955 --> 00:43:05,082
Dude.
1008
00:43:06,541 --> 00:43:07,793
I thought it'd be bigger.
1009
00:43:08,085 --> 00:43:09,085
What?
1010
00:43:09,127 --> 00:43:12,130
(winding)
1011
00:43:13,673 --> 00:43:14,673
(buzzing)
1012
00:43:14,841 --> 00:43:16,384
Oh yes, oh yeah I love the arc...
1013
00:43:16,676 --> 00:43:17,761
(buzzing)
Oh, ooh!
1014
00:43:18,053 --> 00:43:22,682
(laughter)
1015
00:43:22,974 --> 00:43:25,119
[Ricky] Dude, why don't they
have trash cans in the woods?
1016
00:43:25,143 --> 00:43:26,245
[Chris] I know you would think
1017
00:43:26,269 --> 00:43:27,872
with man's infinite craft.
- [Ricky] It's stupid man.
1018
00:43:27,896 --> 00:43:29,356
Do we live in a civilized society?
1019
00:43:29,648 --> 00:43:31,168
[Chris] Dude are you taller than me?
1020
00:43:31,233 --> 00:43:32,233
[Ricky] Yeah.
1021
00:43:32,359 --> 00:43:33,485
People watch us because...
1022
00:43:33,777 --> 00:43:34,486
[Chris] Because there's a plot
1023
00:43:34,778 --> 00:43:35,487
to what we do.
- [Ricky] It's not because
1024
00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:37,673
we're just talking to the
camera about stupid stuff
1025
00:43:37,697 --> 00:43:39,258
that has no importance.
- [Chris] No, and if it is,
1026
00:43:39,282 --> 00:43:40,826
it's like we're talking about
1027
00:43:41,118 --> 00:43:42,303
something awesome.
- [Ricky] Like say, if we were
1028
00:43:42,327 --> 00:43:44,121
talking about like how
springy this mud is?
1029
00:43:44,412 --> 00:43:46,373
Like it's super springy, oh, actually,
1030
00:43:46,665 --> 00:43:49,042
I wonder if I could do one of
my documentaries on the mud.
1031
00:43:49,334 --> 00:43:50,734
Has there ever been a mud-umentary.
1032
00:43:50,877 --> 00:43:52,188
[Chris] How do we even
think that this would
1033
00:43:52,212 --> 00:43:53,397
be interesting?
- [Ricky] I don't know.
1034
00:43:53,421 --> 00:43:55,465
(laughs) Should I run
that by Discovery Channel?
1035
00:43:55,757 --> 00:43:57,008
Woah, woabh, it's quick mud!
1036
00:43:57,300 --> 00:43:58,718
Quick mud (laughs), dude.
1037
00:43:59,010 --> 00:44:00,050
[Chris] Oh it really is.
1038
00:44:00,095 --> 00:44:01,575
(laughs) How did you get out of that?
1039
00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:04,450
- [Ricky] The hell's going on?
- [Chris] Dude we both
1040
00:44:04,474 --> 00:44:05,674
have such a pussy little walk.
1041
00:44:05,767 --> 00:44:07,102
- [Ricky] Woah!
- [Chris] Huh?
1042
00:44:07,394 --> 00:44:09,229
[Ricky] I think I recognize that ass.
1043
00:44:09,521 --> 00:44:10,230
What?
1044
00:44:10,522 --> 00:44:11,962
I think I've seen that ass before.
1045
00:44:13,191 --> 00:44:15,235
OK yeah, you probably
have seen that ass before,
1046
00:44:15,527 --> 00:44:16,987
but why are you saying it like that?
1047
00:44:17,279 --> 00:44:19,197
I think I've seen that ass dude.
1048
00:44:22,033 --> 00:44:23,618
(wind rushing)
1049
00:44:23,910 --> 00:44:26,329
(tape winding)
(crackling)
1050
00:44:26,621 --> 00:44:27,621
(static buzzing)
1051
00:44:27,664 --> 00:44:28,790
Stop, stop.
1052
00:44:29,082 --> 00:44:30,101
(crackling)
- [Chris] Ricky,
1053
00:44:30,125 --> 00:44:31,125
don't let me die.
1054
00:44:31,209 --> 00:44:32,752
[Ricky] Dude, stop, stop!
1055
00:44:33,044 --> 00:44:34,462
Dude, what the hell?
1056
00:44:34,754 --> 00:44:36,214
(rustling)
1057
00:44:36,506 --> 00:44:37,507
(static buzzing)
1058
00:44:37,799 --> 00:44:40,177
(wind howling)
1059
00:44:40,468 --> 00:44:41,469
(static buzzing)
1060
00:44:41,761 --> 00:44:44,431
(wind howling)
1061
00:44:44,723 --> 00:44:45,724
(static buzzing)
1062
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:47,934
What the fuck?
1063
00:44:48,226 --> 00:44:49,311
Did you just see that?
1064
00:44:49,603 --> 00:44:50,603
What?
1065
00:44:54,357 --> 00:44:56,610
I'm gonna go smack that ass.
1066
00:44:58,737 --> 00:45:01,948
(winding)
1067
00:45:02,991 --> 00:45:04,576
Dejavu.
1068
00:45:04,868 --> 00:45:07,037
Oh, dude, check it out.
1069
00:45:08,705 --> 00:45:10,165
[Chris] Fuck you.
1070
00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:13,251
[Ricky] Ah, it was worth a shot.
1071
00:45:18,340 --> 00:45:19,674
[Chris] Dude, come on.
1072
00:45:19,966 --> 00:45:24,763
(panting)
1073
00:45:25,096 --> 00:45:29,351
(loud screaming)
(phone buzzing)
1074
00:45:29,643 --> 00:45:31,353
(phone beeping)
- [Ricky] Shit.
1075
00:45:31,645 --> 00:45:34,397
(frantic music)
1076
00:45:34,689 --> 00:45:37,275
Oh, that scared me there, fuck.
1077
00:45:37,567 --> 00:45:39,194
Shit, is anyone even there?
1078
00:45:39,486 --> 00:45:40,606
Should we make a run for it?
1079
00:45:40,862 --> 00:45:42,572
[Chris] Do you see anybody?
1080
00:45:44,324 --> 00:45:46,004
[Ricky] I don't know, coast looks clear.
1081
00:46:00,298 --> 00:46:01,633
Shit.
1082
00:46:03,009 --> 00:46:05,011
(gravel crunching)
1083
00:46:05,303 --> 00:46:06,721
Fuck, that was loud.
1084
00:46:08,390 --> 00:46:10,433
That was a bad idea.
1085
00:46:10,725 --> 00:46:12,018
Do you see anything?
1086
00:46:13,561 --> 00:46:14,854
[Chris] Nothing.
1087
00:46:18,483 --> 00:46:20,026
[Ricky] I don't see anything either.
1088
00:46:24,614 --> 00:46:26,658
Fuck, let's go round the side.
1089
00:46:29,327 --> 00:46:32,455
[Chris] Dude, when's the
last time we did any running?
1090
00:46:32,747 --> 00:46:34,507
[Ricky] We gotta get
health insurance, man.
1091
00:46:34,791 --> 00:46:36,293
(panting)
- [Chris] Does that help?
1092
00:46:36,584 --> 00:46:38,670
[Ricky] That pays for
like, gym memberships right?
1093
00:46:38,962 --> 00:46:40,088
[Chris] Shit, I hope so.
1094
00:46:40,380 --> 00:46:42,465
That would make sense, better be included.
1095
00:46:42,757 --> 00:46:45,635
[Ricky] Ah dude, check
that window, check the door.
1096
00:46:49,264 --> 00:46:50,807
I got nothing.
1097
00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:53,895
[Chris] Try to zoom over
the side of the fence.
1098
00:46:54,185 --> 00:46:55,437
[Ricky] Right, right, right.
1099
00:46:57,063 --> 00:46:58,606
Watch my back.
1100
00:47:01,318 --> 00:47:03,153
- [Chris] Are we good?
- [Ricky] Nothing.
1101
00:47:03,445 --> 00:47:05,655
(gravel crunching)
1102
00:47:05,947 --> 00:47:07,824
(sighs) I need those carbs dude.
1103
00:47:09,659 --> 00:47:11,369
Alright, alright.
1104
00:47:11,661 --> 00:47:13,621
(panting)
1105
00:47:13,913 --> 00:47:15,665
You good, are we clear?
1106
00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:19,294
Alright.
1107
00:47:19,586 --> 00:47:20,712
(panting)
1108
00:47:21,004 --> 00:47:22,398
(static buzzing)
- [Chris] Dude you're not even
1109
00:47:22,422 --> 00:47:23,524
showing up in my call...
- [Ricky] Oh fuck!
1110
00:47:23,548 --> 00:47:25,026
(static buzzing)
Why are you even trying
1111
00:47:25,050 --> 00:47:26,509
to prank call me?
1112
00:47:26,801 --> 00:47:28,279
- [Chris] I'm not.
- [Ricky] Do you see that?
1113
00:47:28,303 --> 00:47:29,012
(static buzzing)
1114
00:47:29,304 --> 00:47:30,948
[Chris] I really don't
know how that even happened.
1115
00:47:30,972 --> 00:47:31,681
[Ricky] Makes no sense.
1116
00:47:31,973 --> 00:47:33,099
[Chris] Yeah, it really is
1117
00:47:33,391 --> 00:47:34,410
super bizarre.
- [Ricky] I mean, I know
1118
00:47:34,434 --> 00:47:35,714
you called me, I saw everything.
1119
00:47:35,810 --> 00:47:37,371
[Chris] What are you
talking about, what do you see?
1120
00:47:37,395 --> 00:47:39,314
- [Ricky] Dude, what the f?
- [Chris] Ricky.
1121
00:47:40,648 --> 00:47:42,776
Yeah you're not in here.
- [Ricky] You motherfucker!
1122
00:47:43,068 --> 00:47:44,277
What the fuck?
1123
00:47:44,569 --> 00:47:45,713
[Chris] You're not in here.
1124
00:47:45,737 --> 00:47:47,655
I need you.
1125
00:47:47,947 --> 00:47:49,115
Ricky, save me.
1126
00:47:49,407 --> 00:47:51,785
[Ricky] You fucking fuck!
1127
00:47:52,077 --> 00:47:53,804
- [Chris] We need each other.
- [Ricky] I was literally
1128
00:47:53,828 --> 00:47:55,372
creeped out by that man.
- [Chris] Bro.
1129
00:47:55,663 --> 00:47:57,499
Help.
(distant muttering)
1130
00:47:57,791 --> 00:47:59,101
[Ricky] Well, at least
there's fucking leaves
1131
00:47:59,125 --> 00:48:00,585
covering your face you prick.
1132
00:48:00,877 --> 00:48:04,005
Stop, stop moving your mouth, stop, stop.
1133
00:48:04,297 --> 00:48:05,340
[Chris] Ricky,
1134
00:48:05,632 --> 00:48:07,392
don't let me die.
- [Ricky] Dude, stop, stop!
1135
00:48:07,467 --> 00:48:09,260
(rustling)
Dude what the hell?
1136
00:48:09,552 --> 00:48:11,429
(thudding)
Oh fuck, they see you!
1137
00:48:11,721 --> 00:48:14,349
(panting)
1138
00:48:14,641 --> 00:48:15,809
Coming?
1139
00:48:16,101 --> 00:48:20,647
(panting)
1140
00:48:28,321 --> 00:48:29,989
(door creaking)
Oh shit.
1141
00:48:30,281 --> 00:48:31,574
Lock the door.
1142
00:48:31,866 --> 00:48:35,537
(heavy breathing)
1143
00:48:35,829 --> 00:48:36,871
I don't see them.
1144
00:48:37,163 --> 00:48:38,163
Alright.
1145
00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:40,500
Do you hear anything?
1146
00:48:40,792 --> 00:48:42,043
(distant laughter)
1147
00:48:42,335 --> 00:48:44,003
Alright, let's go.
1148
00:48:44,295 --> 00:48:45,588
Let's go this way.
(muttering)
1149
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:46,880
You didn't see that guy?
1150
00:48:46,965 --> 00:48:48,883
(thudding)
There was someone running.
1151
00:48:49,175 --> 00:48:50,552
Upstairs!
1152
00:48:50,844 --> 00:48:55,098
(panting)
1153
00:48:55,390 --> 00:48:58,309
(stairs creaking)
1154
00:48:58,601 --> 00:49:02,772
(electricity humming)
1155
00:49:03,064 --> 00:49:04,149
Hear anything?
1156
00:49:04,441 --> 00:49:05,859
- [Chris] No.
- [Ricky] Alright.
1157
00:49:06,151 --> 00:49:10,697
(heavy breathing)
1158
00:49:10,989 --> 00:49:14,284
Chris, Ricky?
1159
00:49:15,660 --> 00:49:17,245
You in here?
1160
00:49:18,288 --> 00:49:19,789
(thudding)
(static buzzing)
1161
00:49:20,081 --> 00:49:24,461
(Ricky pants)
1162
00:49:24,752 --> 00:49:25,752
Dude, what's that?
1163
00:49:25,879 --> 00:49:27,589
(Chris laughs)
1164
00:49:31,050 --> 00:49:33,261
(window creaking)
1165
00:49:33,553 --> 00:49:34,888
Oh, let me see.
1166
00:49:35,180 --> 00:49:37,724
(muttering)
1167
00:49:38,016 --> 00:49:39,368
[Chris] Maybe it was
someone trespassing.
1168
00:49:39,392 --> 00:49:40,536
[Ricky] Got a good workout man.
1169
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:41,620
Cardio.
- [Chris] They thought they
1170
00:49:41,644 --> 00:49:43,044
were gonna get caught or something.
1171
00:49:43,146 --> 00:49:44,731
(muttering)
1172
00:49:45,023 --> 00:49:47,275
So for those of you watching
at home, he just shrugged.
1173
00:49:47,567 --> 00:49:49,944
(muttering)
1174
00:49:50,236 --> 00:49:50,945
[Ricky] Oh shit!
1175
00:49:51,237 --> 00:49:52,489
(window bangs)
1176
00:49:52,780 --> 00:49:54,073
(clunking)
1177
00:49:54,365 --> 00:49:56,826
(door creaking)
1178
00:49:57,118 --> 00:49:59,787
(panting)
1179
00:50:00,079 --> 00:50:03,917
Dude (laughs), you pussy.
1180
00:50:04,209 --> 00:50:08,880
(birds singing)
1181
00:50:09,172 --> 00:50:11,049
(Ricky clears throat)
1182
00:50:12,717 --> 00:50:14,719
(fly buzzing)
(Ricky clears throat)
1183
00:50:15,011 --> 00:50:16,679
(Ricky sniffs and clears throat)
1184
00:50:16,971 --> 00:50:18,139
(fly buzzing)
(Ricky blows)
1185
00:50:18,431 --> 00:50:19,641
(fly buzzing)
1186
00:50:19,933 --> 00:50:21,559
Bastard.
(fly buzzing away)
1187
00:50:23,853 --> 00:50:26,689
And now, it's time for the next question.
1188
00:50:26,981 --> 00:50:30,860
This one comes from a 32 year
old man from across the ocean.
1189
00:50:31,152 --> 00:50:32,904
"Hey guys, I'm a long-time goon"
1190
00:50:33,196 --> 00:50:34,396
"writing to you from England."
1191
00:50:34,572 --> 00:50:36,332
"Last week I started
seeing this girl who is"
1192
00:50:36,533 --> 00:50:38,535
"easily the hottest I've even been with."
1193
00:50:38,826 --> 00:50:41,329
"She cleans, she's
funny, she's considerate,"
1194
00:50:41,621 --> 00:50:44,707
"and she makes me feel things
I've never felt before,"
1195
00:50:44,999 --> 00:50:46,334
"if you know what I mean?"
1196
00:50:46,626 --> 00:50:49,128
"Sounds amazing right, right?"
1197
00:50:49,420 --> 00:50:52,173
"Wrong, yesterday I found out that"
1198
00:50:52,465 --> 00:50:55,343
"she's dead, I can't
remember what made me do this"
1199
00:50:55,635 --> 00:50:57,595
"but I Googled her name
and I found that she was"
1200
00:50:57,887 --> 00:51:00,390
"stabbed in downtown
London two years ago."
1201
00:51:00,682 --> 00:51:03,017
Brutal, "I haven't told her I know yet",
1202
00:51:03,309 --> 00:51:07,355
"should I continue seeing
her or should I get a life?"
1203
00:51:07,647 --> 00:51:09,148
"Thanks and keep in mind that"
1204
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:12,902
"she's really, really,
really, really hot."
1205
00:51:13,194 --> 00:51:14,279
Woah.
1206
00:51:14,571 --> 00:51:16,447
[Chris] Ah!
(thudding)
1207
00:51:16,739 --> 00:51:17,865
[Ricky] What's happening?
1208
00:51:18,157 --> 00:51:22,745
(distant muttering)
(ominous music)
1209
00:51:23,037 --> 00:51:25,915
(shuffling)
1210
00:51:26,207 --> 00:51:27,584
(distant muttering)
1211
00:51:27,875 --> 00:51:28,960
(gasping)
1212
00:51:29,252 --> 00:51:30,420
Wait...
1213
00:51:31,588 --> 00:51:32,672
That never happened.
1214
00:51:32,964 --> 00:51:34,799
(distant laughter)
1215
00:51:38,928 --> 00:51:42,557
(winding)
1216
00:51:42,849 --> 00:51:46,019
A tree falls down like,
"Oh that was spooky."
1217
00:51:46,311 --> 00:51:49,188
I'm gonna pick it up and see
if there's any kind of clues,
1218
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:51,649
so then I have to take off
my shirt because it's like,
1219
00:51:51,941 --> 00:51:53,544
(static buzzing)
"Oh it's hot here," you know?
1220
00:51:53,568 --> 00:51:55,208
I don't know, just something, I feel like
1221
00:51:55,236 --> 00:51:57,196
I need to change up the formula because,
1222
00:51:57,488 --> 00:51:59,824
again, they are lining
up in front of Ricky
1223
00:52:00,116 --> 00:52:02,219
and like that's great, you
know I feel happy for you man,
1224
00:52:02,243 --> 00:52:03,953
that's awesome, whatever,
it's mostly fine,
1225
00:52:04,245 --> 00:52:06,005
I'm probably over thinking
it, you know what?
1226
00:52:06,247 --> 00:52:07,641
(door shuffling)
You know, that's what it is.
1227
00:52:07,665 --> 00:52:10,710
I'm 24 years old, I have plenty
of time to have my first...
1228
00:52:11,002 --> 00:52:12,045
(loud shattering)
1229
00:52:12,337 --> 00:52:13,337
(rumbling)
Ricky?
1230
00:52:13,546 --> 00:52:15,006
(laughter)
Ricky?
1231
00:52:15,298 --> 00:52:16,716
[Ricky] Oh, holy shit.
1232
00:52:17,008 --> 00:52:18,217
[Chris] Ricky!
(laughter)
1233
00:52:18,509 --> 00:52:20,261
[Ricky] Du-du-du.
1234
00:52:20,553 --> 00:52:21,763
(cracking)
(Ricky laughs)
1235
00:52:22,055 --> 00:52:23,514
[Chris] Oh fuck.
1236
00:52:23,806 --> 00:52:26,017
(panting)
1237
00:52:26,309 --> 00:52:27,389
That actually fucking hurt.
1238
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:28,811
[Ricky] No shit.
1239
00:52:29,103 --> 00:52:30,983
[Chris] Dude, dude,
dude, watch, watch, watch!
1240
00:52:31,272 --> 00:52:32,272
(cracking)
1241
00:52:32,398 --> 00:52:33,398
(Chris laughs)
1242
00:52:33,650 --> 00:52:35,360
[Ricky] Dude, we can
do better than that.
1243
00:52:35,652 --> 00:52:37,570
(wind rushing)
1244
00:52:37,862 --> 00:52:38,905
We can do a lot better.
1245
00:52:39,197 --> 00:52:42,659
(tense electronic music)
1246
00:52:42,950 --> 00:52:44,160
[Chris] Three,
1247
00:52:47,205 --> 00:52:48,205
two,
1248
00:52:50,541 --> 00:52:53,127
three, two, one.
1249
00:52:54,253 --> 00:52:56,005
(glass shattering)
(yelling)
1250
00:52:56,297 --> 00:52:57,674
What the fuck was that?
1251
00:52:57,965 --> 00:52:58,965
(glass breaking)
1252
00:52:59,050 --> 00:53:01,052
(banging)
1253
00:53:01,344 --> 00:53:02,470
(clattering)
1254
00:53:02,762 --> 00:53:07,392
(glass shattering)
1255
00:53:09,852 --> 00:53:11,688
(glass shattering)
Oh shit!
1256
00:53:11,979 --> 00:53:13,940
Ricky, no!
1257
00:53:15,316 --> 00:53:16,567
Oh, dude, dude, dude.
1258
00:53:16,859 --> 00:53:20,488
(menacing electronic music)
1259
00:53:20,780 --> 00:53:21,780
(thudding)
1260
00:53:21,864 --> 00:53:25,952
(screaming)
1261
00:53:26,244 --> 00:53:29,580
Ricky!
1262
00:53:30,331 --> 00:53:32,250
(laughs)
1263
00:53:34,460 --> 00:53:35,920
(glass shattering)
Ah, fuck!
1264
00:53:36,212 --> 00:53:38,005
(laughs) The most frightening sound.
1265
00:53:38,297 --> 00:53:40,257
[Ricky] You are the
biggest pussy on the planet.
1266
00:53:41,759 --> 00:53:44,679
(glass shattering)
1267
00:53:45,847 --> 00:53:49,600
(clanging)
(screaming)
1268
00:53:49,892 --> 00:53:51,436
(clattering)
1269
00:53:52,645 --> 00:53:53,646
(banging)
1270
00:53:53,938 --> 00:53:55,565
X Oh, oh, oh.
1271
00:53:55,857 --> 00:53:58,234
M It's a great thing. X.
1272
00:53:59,402 --> 00:54:00,653
(Chris roars)
1273
00:54:00,945 --> 00:54:03,573
(screaming)
1274
00:54:03,865 --> 00:54:05,241
(Chris laughs)
1275
00:54:06,075 --> 00:54:07,326
(glass shattering)
1276
00:54:10,663 --> 00:54:12,665
(glass breaking)
1277
00:54:13,374 --> 00:54:15,168
(glass shattering)
(laughter)
1278
00:54:15,460 --> 00:54:17,044
(warping)
1279
00:54:17,336 --> 00:54:18,588
(explosion blasts)
1280
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:20,256
Alright dude, watch this.
1281
00:54:20,548 --> 00:54:24,343
(static buzzing)
1282
00:54:24,635 --> 00:54:27,180
(high pitched buzzing)
1283
00:54:27,472 --> 00:54:28,806
Chris, dude, what the fuck
1284
00:54:29,098 --> 00:54:29,807
(static buzzing)
just happened man?
1285
00:54:30,099 --> 00:54:31,184
Total mind fuck, right?
1286
00:54:31,476 --> 00:54:32,476
What?
1287
00:54:32,643 --> 00:54:34,187
Ri, ri, what?
(static buzzing)
1288
00:54:34,479 --> 00:54:35,730
Oh!
(Chris laughs)
1289
00:54:36,022 --> 00:54:37,148
What the?
1290
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,358
(static buzzing)
What the fuck?
1291
00:54:39,650 --> 00:54:41,486
What, what the fuck?
1292
00:54:41,778 --> 00:54:43,529
(Chris laughs)
1293
00:54:43,821 --> 00:54:45,114
[Ricky] Dude.
1294
00:54:45,406 --> 00:54:46,925
- [Chris] Oh my God.
- [Ricky] Dude, you are a
1295
00:54:46,949 --> 00:54:47,949
crazy fucker
1296
00:54:48,201 --> 00:54:50,203
I know dude, oh my God,
1297
00:54:50,495 --> 00:54:51,555
that was awesome.
- [Ricky] Also fuck you
1298
00:54:51,579 --> 00:54:52,681
for punching me in the face.
1299
00:54:52,705 --> 00:54:54,540
Oh come on, that wasn't actually you.
1300
00:54:54,832 --> 00:54:56,432
[Ricky] It used to be me, that was me.
1301
00:54:56,542 --> 00:54:57,686
- [Chris] It doesn't count.
- [Ricky] I mean,
1302
00:54:57,710 --> 00:54:58,979
continuity's so fucked now.
- [Chris] No,
1303
00:54:59,003 --> 00:54:59,712
that doesn't count.
- [Ricky] So who knows
1304
00:55:00,004 --> 00:55:01,464
what's what, who's who?
1305
00:55:01,756 --> 00:55:02,983
I don't even know.
- [Chris] Oh!
1306
00:55:03,007 --> 00:55:04,067
You know what we should do?
1307
00:55:04,091 --> 00:55:05,571
Dude we should totally just go and...
1308
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:07,929
(thundering)
(Chris gasps)
1309
00:55:08,221 --> 00:55:09,263
(rumbling)
Oh shit.
1310
00:55:09,555 --> 00:55:11,432
(crickets chirping)
(panting)
1311
00:55:11,724 --> 00:55:13,726
(clicking)
(beep ringing)
1312
00:55:14,018 --> 00:55:15,228
Ricky?
1313
00:55:16,479 --> 00:55:17,855
Hello?
1314
00:55:19,857 --> 00:55:20,857
Wheream I?
1315
00:55:21,108 --> 00:55:22,693
(whimpers)
1316
00:55:22,985 --> 00:55:27,156
(pants)
1317
00:55:28,282 --> 00:55:29,575
Ricky?
(thundering)
1318
00:55:29,867 --> 00:55:30,952
(rumbling)
1319
00:55:31,244 --> 00:55:33,788
(sobs) Mommy!
1320
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:36,833
(roaring)
1321
00:55:37,124 --> 00:55:38,124
Stop, stop it!
1322
00:55:38,292 --> 00:55:39,394
(shrieking and static buzzing)
Stop!
1323
00:55:39,418 --> 00:55:41,212
(growling)
Who is that, who is that?
1324
00:55:41,504 --> 00:55:43,631
(sobs) Who is that?
1325
00:55:43,923 --> 00:55:45,758
(snarling)
(Chris cries)
1326
00:55:46,050 --> 00:55:47,718
(shrieking)
(Chris screams)
1327
00:55:48,010 --> 00:55:51,264
(Chris screams)
1328
00:55:51,556 --> 00:55:54,559
(distant screaming)
1329
00:55:54,851 --> 00:55:56,519
(Chris laughs)
1330
00:55:56,811 --> 00:55:58,521
[Ricky] Oh shit.
1331
00:55:58,813 --> 00:56:00,106
(clicking)
(beep ringing)
1332
00:56:00,398 --> 00:56:02,942
(Chris laughs)
1333
00:56:03,234 --> 00:56:04,527
[Chris] Dude (claps).
1334
00:56:04,819 --> 00:56:05,921
[Ricky] You're a sadistic fuck.
1335
00:56:05,945 --> 00:56:07,047
[Chris] Did you see the zombie walk?
1336
00:56:07,071 --> 00:56:08,507
[Ricky] You're a
fucking maniac and a pussy
1337
00:56:08,531 --> 00:56:09,550
at the same time.
- [Chris] He totally
1338
00:56:09,574 --> 00:56:10,717
pissed himself.
- [Ricky] It's incredible.
1339
00:56:10,741 --> 00:56:12,285
Oh (laughs), without a doubt, dude.
1340
00:56:12,577 --> 00:56:13,971
(laughs) Dude, I fucking hate zombies,
1341
00:56:13,995 --> 00:56:15,830
that was (wheezes)...
1342
00:56:16,122 --> 00:56:17,456
[Ricky] (laughs) Ah.
1343
00:56:17,748 --> 00:56:19,548
- Dude I wish...
- [Ricky] The ultimate irony.
1344
00:56:19,584 --> 00:56:20,811
(laughs) I know, dude I wish we
1345
00:56:20,835 --> 00:56:21,995
had come out at the cemetery.
1346
00:56:22,169 --> 00:56:23,397
- [Ricky] Oh fuck.
- [Chris] It'd be like an
1347
00:56:23,421 --> 00:56:24,630
out of The Living Dead thing.
1348
00:56:24,922 --> 00:56:26,549
(laughs) How'd that look, dude?
1349
00:56:26,841 --> 00:56:29,027
[Ricky] Oh dude it was, oh,
check it out, check it out,
1350
00:56:29,051 --> 00:56:30,331
check it out.
- [Chris] OK sweet.
1351
00:56:31,888 --> 00:56:33,848
(tape rewinding)
1352
00:56:34,140 --> 00:56:35,140
(static buzzing)
1353
00:56:35,182 --> 00:56:36,851
(crickets chirping)
1354
00:56:37,143 --> 00:56:38,603
(Chris gasps)
1355
00:56:38,895 --> 00:56:40,563
Stop, stop, stop!
1356
00:56:40,855 --> 00:56:42,982
Who is that, who is that?
1357
00:56:43,274 --> 00:56:44,483
(sobs) Who is that?
1358
00:56:44,775 --> 00:56:47,403
(Chris cries)
(muttering)
1359
00:56:47,695 --> 00:56:49,363
(Chris screams)
(Chris laughs)
1360
00:56:49,655 --> 00:56:51,215
- [Ricky] Oh shit.
- Oh definitely needs
1361
00:56:51,449 --> 00:56:52,950
new pants.
1362
00:56:53,242 --> 00:56:56,495
(laughs)
1363
00:56:56,787 --> 00:56:59,832
What a pussy, dude, have
I always run like that?
1364
00:57:00,124 --> 00:57:01,124
[Ricky] Yes.
1365
00:57:01,334 --> 00:57:02,603
(laughs) 'Cause my run, my sprint was
1366
00:57:02,627 --> 00:57:04,147
legit just now I just thought of that.
1367
00:57:04,253 --> 00:57:06,964
(laughs) Oh my God, dude.
1368
00:57:07,256 --> 00:57:09,425
Oh my God, I'm a pussy!
1369
00:57:09,717 --> 00:57:12,428
(cackles) Oh shit.
1370
00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:15,973
I'm a loser and a pussy (laughs).
1371
00:57:16,265 --> 00:57:20,102
Oh fuck, oh that's funny (laughs).
1372
00:57:20,394 --> 00:57:23,522
(winding)
1373
00:57:23,814 --> 00:57:28,319
(birds singing)
1374
00:57:29,111 --> 00:57:30,672
Alright dude, set this down where you can
1375
00:57:30,696 --> 00:57:32,296
see both of us clearly but stay here too
1376
00:57:32,490 --> 00:57:33,699
so you can get the watch eye,
1377
00:57:33,991 --> 00:57:35,201
and don't stop recording.
1378
00:57:35,493 --> 00:57:36,202
(clacking)
1379
00:57:36,494 --> 00:57:38,955
Don't stop recording.
1380
00:57:40,331 --> 00:57:41,666
This is gonna be sweet.
1381
00:57:41,958 --> 00:57:45,378
(winding)
1382
00:57:45,670 --> 00:57:50,257
(birds singing)
1383
00:57:55,096 --> 00:57:56,096
(static buzzing)
1384
00:57:56,222 --> 00:57:57,807
(muffled wind blowing)
1385
00:57:58,099 --> 00:57:58,766
(static buzzing)
1386
00:57:59,058 --> 00:58:03,813
(footsteps)
1387
00:58:06,816 --> 00:58:08,401
(high pitched ringing)
1388
00:58:08,693 --> 00:58:09,902
(static buzzing)
1389
00:58:10,194 --> 00:58:10,820
(thudding)
1390
00:58:11,112 --> 00:58:13,614
(muffled groaning)
1391
00:58:13,906 --> 00:58:14,906
(static buzzing)
1392
00:58:14,949 --> 00:58:16,117
(gasping)
1393
00:58:16,409 --> 00:58:18,285
(static buzzing)
1394
00:58:18,577 --> 00:58:20,371
(gasping)
1395
00:58:20,663 --> 00:58:21,956
(static buzzing)
1396
00:58:24,041 --> 00:58:25,292
(slashing)
1397
00:58:25,584 --> 00:58:28,337
(choking)
1398
00:58:28,629 --> 00:58:30,297
(gasping)
1399
00:58:30,589 --> 00:58:31,799
(static buzzing)
1400
00:58:32,091 --> 00:58:33,926
I've always wanted to do that.
1401
00:58:34,218 --> 00:58:35,218
(static buzzing)
1402
00:58:35,428 --> 00:58:37,680
(muffled wind rushing)
1403
00:58:37,972 --> 00:58:38,972
(knife thudding)
1404
00:58:39,056 --> 00:58:40,808
(zipping)
1405
00:58:41,100 --> 00:58:44,395
(muffled wind blowing)
(static buzzing)
1406
00:58:44,687 --> 00:58:46,313
(shuffling)
(gun clicks)
1407
00:58:46,605 --> 00:58:47,815
(gun fires)
1408
00:58:48,107 --> 00:58:49,316
(Chris groans)
1409
00:58:49,608 --> 00:58:51,027
(gun fires)
(static buzzing)
1410
00:58:51,318 --> 00:58:52,695
(static buzzing)
- [Ricky] Chris!
1411
00:58:52,987 --> 00:58:55,197
Chris, shit, Chris?
1412
00:58:55,489 --> 00:58:56,489
(slapping)
Chris!
1413
00:58:56,615 --> 00:58:57,992
Wake up, wake up!
1414
00:58:58,284 --> 00:58:59,702
Oh shit, shit.
1415
00:58:59,994 --> 00:59:01,954
Shit (groans).
1416
00:59:02,246 --> 00:59:05,207
Dude, come on, come on, stay
with me man, stay with me.
1417
00:59:05,499 --> 00:59:08,085
(pants)
1418
00:59:08,377 --> 00:59:09,377
What the fuck?
1419
00:59:09,628 --> 00:59:10,838
(static buzzing)
Dude,
1420
00:59:11,130 --> 00:59:12,339
(slapping)
come on, come on!
1421
00:59:12,631 --> 00:59:17,261
(birds singing)
1422
00:59:27,438 --> 00:59:31,942
(footsteps fading into distance)
1423
00:59:40,117 --> 00:59:43,788
(static buzzing)
(tape rewinding)
1424
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:45,706
(thudding)
1425
00:59:45,998 --> 00:59:50,586
(birds singing)
1426
00:59:53,589 --> 00:59:54,589
(static buzzing)
1427
00:59:54,799 --> 00:59:56,342
(muffled wind blowing)
1428
00:59:56,634 --> 00:59:57,634
(static buzzing)
1429
00:59:57,676 --> 01:00:02,348
(footsteps)
1430
01:00:05,226 --> 01:00:06,936
(high pitched ringing)
1431
01:00:07,228 --> 01:00:08,521
(static buzzing)
1432
01:00:08,813 --> 01:00:09,522
(thudding)
1433
01:00:09,814 --> 01:00:12,149
(muffled groaning)
1434
01:00:12,441 --> 01:00:13,441
(static buzzing)
1435
01:00:13,484 --> 01:00:14,485
(gasping)
1436
01:00:14,777 --> 01:00:16,570
(static buzzing)
1437
01:00:16,862 --> 01:00:18,823
(gasping)
1438
01:00:19,115 --> 01:00:20,449
(static buzzing)
1439
01:00:22,660 --> 01:00:23,660
(slashing)
1440
01:00:23,911 --> 01:00:26,956
(choking)
1441
01:00:27,248 --> 01:00:29,166
(gasping)
1442
01:00:29,458 --> 01:00:30,458
(static buzzing)
1443
01:00:30,709 --> 01:00:33,546
(footsteps)
1444
01:00:33,838 --> 01:00:34,839
(static buzzing)
1445
01:00:35,131 --> 01:00:36,549
(muffled gun shot)
1446
01:00:36,841 --> 01:00:39,301
(zipping)
1447
01:00:40,761 --> 01:00:41,971
(gun fires)
1448
01:00:42,263 --> 01:00:46,851
(muffled wind blowing)
1449
01:00:51,522 --> 01:00:53,190
(static buzzing)
1450
01:00:54,150 --> 01:00:55,901
(gun fires)
1451
01:00:59,780 --> 01:01:01,657
(gasps)
1452
01:01:03,534 --> 01:01:05,119
Don't shoot.
1453
01:01:05,411 --> 01:01:07,288
[Ricky] (laughs) Shut up dude.
1454
01:01:12,084 --> 01:01:15,004
(winding)
1455
01:01:17,464 --> 01:01:22,136
(wind blowing)
1456
01:01:26,599 --> 01:01:31,478
(birds singing)
1457
01:01:41,697 --> 01:01:43,032
(sighs)
1458
01:01:51,624 --> 01:01:54,793
(sighs) Wanna do another ghost question?
1459
01:01:55,085 --> 01:01:56,837
[Ricky] (huffs) Might as well.
1460
01:01:57,129 --> 01:01:59,423
(sighs)
1461
01:02:06,013 --> 01:02:07,431
(tuts)
1462
01:02:07,723 --> 01:02:09,642
"Dearest goofers,"
1463
01:02:11,060 --> 01:02:13,270
"let me start by saying I'm 25 years old"
1464
01:02:13,562 --> 01:02:16,065
"and I sort of live
alone in New York city."
1465
01:02:18,359 --> 01:02:21,862
"I used to live with my mom
but she died when I was 22,
1466
01:02:22,154 --> 01:02:24,615
"Now I, probably more so
than the average young adult,
1467
01:02:24,907 --> 01:02:27,451
"love my mom," (laughs).
1468
01:02:27,743 --> 01:02:30,579
"Really, with all my heart,
I just want her to be proud."
1469
01:02:30,871 --> 01:02:33,540
"Why do I say this in the present tense?"
1470
01:02:33,832 --> 01:02:36,377
"Because her ghost hasn't
left me since she died."
1471
01:02:37,878 --> 01:02:40,005
"My mom and I listen to
old records together,
1472
01:02:40,297 --> 01:02:43,133
"we slow dance, she sits
at the table with me
1473
01:02:43,425 --> 01:02:45,261
("as I eat dinner'
- [Ricky) "Slow dance!
1474
01:02:45,552 --> 01:02:47,221
"And we even go to the movies,"
1475
01:02:48,722 --> 01:02:50,391
"that is until I met a girl who lives"
1476
01:02:50,683 --> 01:02:53,352
"a couple of blocks over,
we're really hitting it off."
1477
01:02:53,644 --> 01:02:57,523
"We both love Woody Allen
movies, we both love tennis,"
1478
01:02:57,815 --> 01:03:00,818
"and on our first date we
watched the sunrise on a rooftop."
1479
01:03:02,111 --> 01:03:04,738
"Everything was perfect until
I brought her home one night"
1480
01:03:05,030 --> 01:03:06,991
"and my mom was nowhere to be found"
1481
01:03:07,283 --> 01:03:09,618
"until I decided to kiss my new girlfriend"
1482
01:03:09,910 --> 01:03:12,788
"and my mom threw a vase
at her and barely missed."
1483
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:15,040
"Now I'm afraid to even see her again,"
1484
01:03:15,332 --> 01:03:18,627
"is my mom going to kill her,
seriously hurt my new crush?"
1485
01:03:18,919 --> 01:03:21,130
"Don't know what I'd
do if she got scared off"
1486
01:03:21,422 --> 01:03:22,942
"just because I love my mom and would"
1487
01:03:23,090 --> 01:03:25,843
"never get mad at her, what should I do?"
1488
01:03:29,763 --> 01:03:31,056
(laughs)
1489
01:03:36,562 --> 01:03:38,856
Fuck this, let's go home.
1490
01:03:43,819 --> 01:03:47,948
(shuffling)
1491
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:52,828
(leaves crunching)
1492
01:04:01,378 --> 01:04:04,048
Ah, ah fuck!
1493
01:04:05,716 --> 01:04:07,676
Goddammit.
1494
01:04:08,969 --> 01:04:13,390
(birds singing)
1495
01:04:13,682 --> 01:04:17,644
(crickets chirping)
1496
01:04:17,936 --> 01:04:19,605
(tapping)
1497
01:04:19,897 --> 01:04:23,859
(crickets chirping)
1498
01:04:24,151 --> 01:04:25,879
[Ricky] What do you
think about this technique?
1499
01:04:25,903 --> 01:04:27,463
I was thinking like...
- [Chris] Uh-huh.
1500
01:04:27,654 --> 01:04:28,882
[Ricky] Because you know me having to
1501
01:04:28,906 --> 01:04:30,026
walk backwards all the time?
1502
01:04:30,115 --> 01:04:31,575
- [Chris] Yeah.
- [Ricky] It sucks.
1503
01:04:31,867 --> 01:04:32,576
[Chris] Well, yeah.
1504
01:04:32,868 --> 01:04:33,577
[Ricky] It's just not fun.
1505
01:04:33,869 --> 01:04:34,888
But like...
- [Chris] Yeah I would imagine
1506
01:04:34,912 --> 01:04:36,056
that that's not fun.
- [Ricky] But like by going
1507
01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:37,080
around like this, like
1508
01:04:37,331 --> 01:04:38,791
kind of in a circle.
- [Chris] Ah OK.
1509
01:04:39,083 --> 01:04:42,419
In a circle, almost like
I'm having a realization.
1510
01:04:42,711 --> 01:04:44,213
[Ricky] Oh yeah, it's a total...
1511
01:04:44,505 --> 01:04:45,798
Or there's just some kind of
1512
01:04:46,090 --> 01:04:47,883
meaningful moment happening here now.
1513
01:04:48,175 --> 01:04:49,402
[Ricky] Well yeah, I mean there's a lot
1514
01:04:49,426 --> 01:04:50,135
of meaningful moments.
1515
01:04:50,427 --> 01:04:51,136
Yeah.
1516
01:04:51,428 --> 01:04:53,281
[Ricky] You just, you
never wanna miss out on them.
1517
01:04:53,305 --> 01:04:54,348
Yeah.
1518
01:05:01,814 --> 01:05:03,065
Ricky (laughs).
1519
01:05:03,357 --> 01:05:04,357
(static buzzing)
1520
01:05:04,483 --> 01:05:05,877
Come stay with me.
- [Ricky] Holy fuck.
1521
01:05:05,901 --> 01:05:07,528
(menacing laughter)
- What?
1522
01:05:07,820 --> 01:05:09,822
(shriek of laughter)
1523
01:05:10,114 --> 01:05:14,743
(anxious music)
(heavy breathing)
1524
01:05:20,416 --> 01:05:22,251
Chris, no!
(gun fires)
1525
01:05:22,543 --> 01:05:23,543
Run!
1526
01:05:23,794 --> 01:05:28,340
(panting)
1527
01:05:40,602 --> 01:05:42,104
(gun fires)
1528
01:05:42,396 --> 01:05:43,396
(static buzzing)
1529
01:05:43,605 --> 01:05:44,606
Holy shit!
1530
01:05:44,898 --> 01:05:47,025
(static buzzing)
Fuck, that's your car!
1531
01:05:47,317 --> 01:05:49,611
[Chris] Hey, hey!
1532
01:05:49,903 --> 01:05:51,029
(static buzzing)
1533
01:05:51,321 --> 01:05:55,617
(engine rumbling)
1534
01:05:55,909 --> 01:05:57,744
[Ricky] Oh shit dude.
(static buzzing)
1535
01:05:59,830 --> 01:06:00,914
Chris!
1536
01:06:01,206 --> 01:06:02,332
(static buzzing)
1537
01:06:02,624 --> 01:06:06,503
(panting)
1538
01:06:06,795 --> 01:06:07,795
(static buzzing)
1539
01:06:07,963 --> 01:06:10,424
(menacing laughter)
(static buzzing)
1540
01:06:10,716 --> 01:06:12,134
(distorted static buzzing)
1541
01:06:12,426 --> 01:06:13,469
(static buzzing)
1542
01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:15,160
(menacing laughter)
(static buzzing)
1543
01:06:15,262 --> 01:06:16,513
(static buzzing)
1544
01:06:16,805 --> 01:06:18,032
(menacing laughter)
(static buzzing)
1545
01:06:18,056 --> 01:06:19,683
(static buzzing)
Oh shit!
1546
01:06:19,975 --> 01:06:21,727
Goddammit, you fucking piece of shit!
1547
01:06:22,019 --> 01:06:24,229
(winding)
1548
01:06:24,521 --> 01:06:26,857
(static buzzing)
1549
01:06:27,149 --> 01:06:29,776
(static buzzing)
(crickets chirping)
1550
01:06:30,068 --> 01:06:31,904
(static buzzing)
(panting)
1551
01:06:32,196 --> 01:06:32,905
[Chris] What the fuck?
1552
01:06:33,197 --> 01:06:34,281
I can't fucking see!
1553
01:06:34,573 --> 01:06:36,293
- [Ricky] Shh, shh.
- [Chris] What the fuck?
1554
01:06:36,366 --> 01:06:37,910
I can't fucking see!
1555
01:06:38,202 --> 01:06:39,912
[Ricky] Fuck, fuck.
1556
01:06:40,204 --> 01:06:41,681
[Chris] Stay back!
(clicking, beep ringing)
1557
01:06:41,705 --> 01:06:43,499
[Ricky] (sobs) Oh please, please.
1558
01:06:43,790 --> 01:06:45,167
[Chris] Get off of me, ah!
1559
01:06:45,459 --> 01:06:47,461
(panting)
Oh shit, shit!
1560
01:06:47,753 --> 01:06:49,546
(panting)
(screaming)
1561
01:06:49,838 --> 01:06:51,215
(gun fires)
1562
01:06:51,507 --> 01:06:52,966
(yelping)
(gun fires)
1563
01:06:53,258 --> 01:06:54,968
(gun fires)
(pained yelling)
1564
01:06:55,260 --> 01:06:56,512
(gun fires)
1565
01:06:56,803 --> 01:07:01,350
(panting)
(static buzzing)
1566
01:07:02,392 --> 01:07:03,519
[Ricky] Ah, shit.
1567
01:07:03,810 --> 01:07:05,646
(distant dog barking)
(frogs croaking)
1568
01:07:05,938 --> 01:07:07,481
Shit.
(gun fires)
1569
01:07:07,773 --> 01:07:09,107
Dude, go, go, go!
1570
01:07:09,399 --> 01:07:10,879
I'll watch your back.
(static buzzing)
1571
01:07:11,151 --> 01:07:12,402
(static buzzing)
1572
01:07:12,694 --> 01:07:13,695
Go, go, go, go!
1573
01:07:13,987 --> 01:07:14,987
(menacing laughter)
1574
01:07:15,239 --> 01:07:17,366
Ricky, Ricky!
1575
01:07:17,658 --> 01:07:19,826
(growling)
1576
01:07:20,118 --> 01:07:21,870
(gun fires)
Ah, Jesus!
1577
01:07:22,162 --> 01:07:25,624
(distorted static buzzing)
(Chris laughs menacingly)
1578
01:07:25,916 --> 01:07:27,292
Ah, fuck no.
1579
01:07:27,584 --> 01:07:29,503
(panting)
1580
01:07:29,795 --> 01:07:33,006
(static buzzing)
1581
01:07:33,298 --> 01:07:35,592
(panting)
1582
01:07:35,884 --> 01:07:37,844
(static buzzing)
Oh fuck!
1583
01:07:38,136 --> 01:07:39,721
(static buzzing)
1584
01:07:40,013 --> 01:07:41,265
Stay back motherfucker.
1585
01:07:41,557 --> 01:07:42,599
(gun clicking)
1586
01:07:42,891 --> 01:07:44,351
Oh fuck.
1587
01:07:44,643 --> 01:07:47,396
(panting)
1588
01:07:47,688 --> 01:07:48,730
(Ricky grunts)
1589
01:07:49,022 --> 01:07:51,984
(Chris groans)
(distorted static buzzing)
1590
01:07:52,276 --> 01:07:53,735
That's right bitch.
1591
01:07:54,027 --> 01:07:56,238
(panting)
1592
01:07:56,530 --> 01:08:00,450
(distorted static buzzing)
1593
01:08:00,742 --> 01:08:02,786
Chris, Chris?
1594
01:08:03,078 --> 01:08:04,413
(glass shattering)
- [Chris] Dude,
1595
01:08:04,705 --> 01:08:06,385
we gotta get the fuck
out of here, come on.
1596
01:08:06,623 --> 01:08:11,295
(panting)
(distorted static buzzing)
1597
01:08:12,963 --> 01:08:14,214
[Ricky] Oh fuck.
1598
01:08:14,506 --> 01:08:17,509
(glass breaking)
(static buzzing)
1599
01:08:17,801 --> 01:08:22,431
(distorted cacophony)
(distant yelling)
1600
01:08:29,187 --> 01:08:30,731
(siren blaring)
(static buzzing)
1601
01:08:31,023 --> 01:08:32,357
[Chris] Ricky, behind you!
1602
01:08:32,649 --> 01:08:33,692
(gun fires)
1603
01:08:33,984 --> 01:08:36,778
(siren blaring)
(static buzzing)
1604
01:08:37,070 --> 01:08:38,363
(gun fires)
1605
01:08:38,655 --> 01:08:41,992
(siren blaring)
(static buzzing)
1606
01:08:42,284 --> 01:08:43,827
(metal clanging)
Fuck!
1607
01:08:44,119 --> 01:08:45,120
Come on.
1608
01:08:45,412 --> 01:08:48,915
(siren blaring)
(glass crunching)
1609
01:08:49,207 --> 01:08:54,004
(distorted cacophony)
(siren blaring)
1610
01:08:55,005 --> 01:08:56,923
Oh fuck!
1611
01:08:57,215 --> 01:09:00,886
(siren blaring)
(static buzzing)
1612
01:09:01,178 --> 01:09:02,596
(high pitched buzzing)
Shit!
1613
01:09:02,888 --> 01:09:04,473
(siren blaring)
(static buzzing)
1614
01:09:04,765 --> 01:09:06,892
Alright man, oh fuck.
(banging)
1615
01:09:07,184 --> 01:09:10,103
(pants) Dude we gotta
get the fuck out of here.
1616
01:09:10,395 --> 01:09:12,230
(zipping)
1617
01:09:12,522 --> 01:09:14,524
Here, take this.
1618
01:09:14,816 --> 01:09:16,693
(menacing laughter)
- [Chris] Ricky!
1619
01:09:16,985 --> 01:09:18,338
[Ricky] Oh shit!
(shriek of laughter)
1620
01:09:18,362 --> 01:09:19,863
(gun fires)
What the fuck?
1621
01:09:21,782 --> 01:09:22,824
Get the camera.
1622
01:09:23,116 --> 01:09:27,663
(siren blaring)
(static buzzing)
1623
01:09:28,830 --> 01:09:30,457
(fizzing)
You ready for this?
1624
01:09:30,749 --> 01:09:31,833
[Chris] Yeah.
1625
01:09:33,669 --> 01:09:35,504
[Ricky] Alright,
1626
01:09:35,796 --> 01:09:37,005
OK.
1627
01:09:37,297 --> 01:09:39,758
Let's go back to the very beginning.
1628
01:09:41,009 --> 01:09:42,719
As far as possible.
1629
01:09:43,011 --> 01:09:46,723
(siren blaring)
(static buzzing)
1630
01:09:47,015 --> 01:09:48,183
(high pitched buzzing)
1631
01:09:48,475 --> 01:09:50,143
[Ricky] Alright, three,
1632
01:09:50,435 --> 01:09:53,021
(warping)
two, one.
1633
01:09:53,313 --> 01:09:54,815
(siren reverberates to a halt)
1634
01:09:55,107 --> 01:09:59,736
(distorted static buzzing)
(crackling)
1635
01:10:02,489 --> 01:10:03,532
(thudding)
1636
01:10:03,824 --> 01:10:07,661
(tape winding)
(intermittent buzzing)
1637
01:10:07,953 --> 01:10:09,538
(static buzzing reverberates)
1638
01:10:09,830 --> 01:10:13,625
(thundering)
1639
01:10:13,917 --> 01:10:18,505
(birds singing)
1640
01:10:21,550 --> 01:10:23,009
Chris?
1641
01:10:37,315 --> 01:10:42,112
(eerie music)
1642
01:10:50,078 --> 01:10:51,329
Chris?
1643
01:10:58,044 --> 01:11:02,758
(anxious pounding music)
1644
01:11:08,638 --> 01:11:10,807
Yo, Chris!
1645
01:11:11,099 --> 01:11:12,517
Oh.
1646
01:11:12,809 --> 01:11:16,646
Shit man, I almost thought
you weren't gonna make it.
1647
01:11:18,315 --> 01:11:19,566
(loud screaming)
(phone buzzing)
1648
01:11:19,858 --> 01:11:21,193
Fuck!
1649
01:11:21,485 --> 01:11:23,862
(loud screaming)
(phone buzzing)
1650
01:11:24,154 --> 01:11:26,656
(static hissing)
(loud screaming)
1651
01:11:26,948 --> 01:11:31,536
(eerie electronic music)
1652
01:13:03,420 --> 01:13:07,299
(static buzzing)
1653
01:13:07,591 --> 01:13:08,800
(distorted static buzzing)
1654
01:13:09,092 --> 01:13:13,597
(crickets chirping)
(rustling)
1655
01:13:22,731 --> 01:13:24,566
(fly buzzing)
1656
01:13:24,858 --> 01:13:26,401
Ah, ah, fuck!
1657
01:13:26,693 --> 01:13:29,112
Fucking, goddammit fly, fuck, ah!
1658
01:13:29,404 --> 01:13:30,405
(fly buzzing)
1659
01:13:30,697 --> 01:13:32,115
No!
(fly buzzing)
1660
01:13:32,407 --> 01:13:35,535
(crickets chirping)
1661
01:13:35,827 --> 01:13:39,205
(rustling)
1662
01:13:39,497 --> 01:13:40,665
(fly buzzing)
No, not a...
1663
01:13:40,957 --> 01:13:43,084
(fly buzzing)
Ugh, get the fuck off me.
1664
01:13:43,376 --> 01:13:44,376
[Chris] Ricky.
1665
01:13:44,419 --> 01:13:47,339
(distorted static buzzing)
(yelling)
1666
01:13:47,631 --> 01:13:52,093
(thundering)
1667
01:13:52,385 --> 01:13:55,931
(panting)
1668
01:13:56,222 --> 01:13:57,599
Now we're even.
1669
01:13:58,808 --> 01:14:01,102
[Ricky] (sighs) That had
to be the last one, right?
1670
01:14:01,394 --> 01:14:04,189
I fucking hope so (laughs)
1671
01:14:05,815 --> 01:14:07,108
(sighs).
1672
01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:10,320
(static buzzing)
1673
01:14:10,612 --> 01:14:15,241
(ominous electronic music)
(static buzzing)
1674
01:20:03,881 --> 01:20:08,177
(distorted static buzzing)
1675
01:20:09,387 --> 01:20:10,387
(beeping)
1676
01:20:10,513 --> 01:20:12,807
(static buzzing)