1 00:01:01,148 --> 00:01:04,194 [panting] 2 00:01:19,209 --> 00:01:22,473 [panting] 3 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:34,398 ♪ 4 00:01:38,489 --> 00:01:41,101 [panting] 5 00:02:01,033 --> 00:02:02,731 [gunshot] 6 00:02:10,390 --> 00:02:13,045 [grunting] 7 00:02:32,761 --> 00:02:36,329 [gunshot] 8 00:02:39,246 --> 00:02:44,164 [screaming] 9 00:02:48,079 --> 00:02:50,257 [screaming] 10 00:02:54,261 --> 00:02:58,178 [screaming] 11 00:03:01,746 --> 00:03:03,183 [gun cocks] 12 00:03:06,098 --> 00:03:09,058 Whoa! Oh, no! 13 00:03:09,101 --> 00:03:10,494 Oh, whoa! 14 00:03:11,452 --> 00:03:13,236 Whoa! 15 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:15,934 [screaming] 16 00:03:18,372 --> 00:03:23,028 [screaming] 17 00:03:55,322 --> 00:03:58,760 ♪ 18 00:04:00,152 --> 00:04:01,850 Wow. 19 00:04:01,893 --> 00:04:04,809 [laughs] 20 00:04:04,853 --> 00:04:06,246 Here's the next option. 21 00:04:10,467 --> 00:04:12,295 1943. 22 00:04:13,862 --> 00:04:15,211 This dress is from the '40s? 23 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,995 -Yes.-Wow. 24 00:04:17,039 --> 00:04:18,822 Let's try it on. 25 00:04:38,713 --> 00:04:41,019 This one's nice. 26 00:04:41,063 --> 00:04:43,587 It feels a little different. 27 00:04:43,631 --> 00:04:45,850 I might have to take up the back or something. 28 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,682 This is a very special dress. 29 00:04:51,726 --> 00:04:54,598 1943, it was made to order 30 00:04:54,642 --> 00:04:57,558 for the famous opera singer Mary Lou Freeman. 31 00:04:57,601 --> 00:04:59,429 Wow. 32 00:04:59,473 --> 00:05:02,302 Unfortunately, the night before her wedding, 33 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:04,913 she drowned in her bathtub, 34 00:05:04,956 --> 00:05:07,132 so it's never been worn. 35 00:05:10,484 --> 00:05:12,529 Are you serious? 36 00:05:12,573 --> 00:05:14,270 Brand new. 37 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:17,360 It actually looks amazing. 38 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:25,760 [screams] 39 00:05:27,022 --> 00:05:28,719 [laughs] 40 00:05:28,763 --> 00:05:31,940 Yeah! We did it! 41 00:05:31,983 --> 00:05:34,290 That is how it's done here. 42 00:05:35,857 --> 00:05:38,163 That was so good. You were so good. 43 00:05:38,207 --> 00:05:39,991 Really? While I'm trying on wedding dresses? 44 00:05:40,034 --> 00:05:41,384 That was so good. 45 00:05:41,428 --> 00:05:42,864 That was our best prank ever. 46 00:05:42,907 --> 00:05:46,955 You were just a part of the best Branded prank ever. 47 00:05:46,998 --> 00:05:49,479 Everybody, if you like what you see, 48 00:05:49,523 --> 00:05:51,307 that's what this blog is all about. 49 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:54,049 Twice a week coming at you, fresh pranks. 50 00:05:54,092 --> 00:05:56,617 Let's tell everybody how good that was. 51 00:05:56,659 --> 00:05:59,402 Everyone at home, we love you! 52 00:05:59,446 --> 00:06:01,143 Allie, she loves you! 53 00:06:01,186 --> 00:06:03,885 You got Branded! Boom! 54 00:06:03,928 --> 00:06:08,063 ♪ 55 00:06:10,979 --> 00:06:12,502 [screams] 56 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,249 All right, everybody, thanks for tuning in, 57 00:06:20,292 --> 00:06:21,642 I'm Christian Brand. 58 00:06:21,685 --> 00:06:23,271 Hey, it's Chris Brand. Hey, it's Chris Brand! 59 00:06:23,295 --> 00:06:24,601 Chris Brand. 60 00:06:24,645 --> 00:06:27,125 I am here today with Christian Brand, 61 00:06:27,169 --> 00:06:29,389 the master mind YouTube sensation, 62 00:06:29,432 --> 00:06:32,087 with 10 million YouTube subscribers. 63 00:06:32,130 --> 00:06:33,784 That's a pretty big deal. 64 00:06:33,828 --> 00:06:35,046 How does that even happen? 65 00:06:45,187 --> 00:06:46,797 [screams] 66 00:06:46,841 --> 00:06:49,974 Raises the blood pressure, makes you feel alive. 67 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:59,506 Doesn't have to be that hard, everyone. 68 00:06:59,549 --> 00:07:02,813 You just have to acknowledge what you love 69 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:04,598 and what you want to be. 70 00:07:04,641 --> 00:07:07,122 Christian, how do you think your channel 71 00:07:07,165 --> 00:07:08,993 differs from anyone else's? 72 00:07:09,037 --> 00:07:10,212 Oh, that's easy. 73 00:07:10,255 --> 00:07:12,040 Alison is the key to my success 74 00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:13,389 and the channel's success. 75 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,999 It really is up to her. 76 00:07:15,043 --> 00:07:18,916 Allie is the love of my life, 77 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:23,704 and I have built my business around my love. 78 00:07:23,747 --> 00:07:26,533 For generations, her family has had 79 00:07:26,576 --> 00:07:29,318 this connection to the paranormal world. 80 00:07:29,361 --> 00:07:32,539 It goes back to her distant, distant relatives. 81 00:07:32,582 --> 00:07:34,758 They were actually famous mediums 82 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:37,587 in the early 1900sand helped other people. 83 00:07:37,631 --> 00:07:40,721 Look at this guy. That's me when I was a teenager. 84 00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:43,375 If I could go back and tell him one thing, 85 00:07:43,419 --> 00:07:46,683 I would say stop caring what people think, 86 00:07:46,727 --> 00:07:48,705 because that's the moment everything changed for me. 87 00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:50,339 What's next for you guys? 88 00:07:50,382 --> 00:07:52,428 Oh, it's going to bean interesting year. 89 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:55,213 We are really going to up the game to a whole new level. 90 00:07:55,257 --> 00:07:58,303 With the technology today, you can create real opportunities 91 00:07:58,347 --> 00:08:01,959 with the people you love, doing what you love. 92 00:08:24,939 --> 00:08:27,419 [Old man speaking indistinctly] 93 00:08:27,463 --> 00:08:29,944 This is a partnership, 94 00:08:29,987 --> 00:08:33,904 but you are both coming here from different perspectives. 95 00:08:33,948 --> 00:08:37,559 There will be ups and downs in making this pregnancy work. 96 00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:39,431 When a couple decides 97 00:08:39,475 --> 00:08:41,869 they're going to have fertility treatment, 98 00:08:41,912 --> 00:08:46,047 the key is to eliminate any unnecessary stress. 99 00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:47,875 [door closes] 100 00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:54,882 Wow! Doc, I got to tell you, that viewing selection 101 00:08:54,925 --> 00:08:56,579 is pretty limited. 102 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:58,015 It's all cowgirls. 103 00:08:58,059 --> 00:08:59,558 Every different video is different cowgirls. 104 00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:01,497 Giddy up. 105 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:04,108 This is all there is? 106 00:09:04,152 --> 00:09:07,155 Yeah. 107 00:09:07,198 --> 00:09:10,550 You didn't spill any? 108 00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:14,423 Spill any? No.I didn't spill any. 109 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,038 Hm. 110 00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:23,084 [laughs] 111 00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:24,912 I'm just messing with you! 112 00:09:24,955 --> 00:09:27,392 [laughs] 113 00:09:27,436 --> 00:09:30,657 [all laugh] 114 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:32,572 How much is this going to cost? 115 00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:35,705 30,000, get fucked. 116 00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:37,446 Okay, 28,000. 117 00:09:37,489 --> 00:09:38,665 Not a big difference. 118 00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:39,990 I don't know why you're so upset. 119 00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:41,493 Did you not do the research? 120 00:09:41,537 --> 00:09:43,626 I have not. 121 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,933 Chris? 122 00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:50,938 Jessie! Whoa! Look at you! Holy shit! 123 00:09:50,981 --> 00:09:52,592 Look at your hair! It's so long! 124 00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:53,743 I almost didn't recognize you! 125 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:54,985 I know, man! You got a beard! 126 00:09:55,029 --> 00:09:56,552 This is my fiance, Alison. 127 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,467 Oh, hi. Nice to meet you, Alison. 128 00:09:58,510 --> 00:10:00,310 What the hell are you doing in an IVF clinic? 129 00:10:00,338 --> 00:10:01,949 Oh my god, you haven't met David. 130 00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:03,167 I have a fiance now. 131 00:10:03,211 --> 00:10:04,604 -What?-Congratulations. 132 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:05,822 -Congrats, man.-Thank you. 133 00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:07,955 -We bought a church.-You bought a church? 134 00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:10,914 Yeah. It's a little rustic, but we fell in love with it. 135 00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:12,873 -Wow.-Yeah. 136 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:14,720 We actually sold our studio and moved to the country. 137 00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:16,746 You live in a church? 138 00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:18,530 Yeah. 139 00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:20,532 Oh my god, you two should come up. 140 00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:26,887 [both]I mean... 141 00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:29,629 It sounds really nice. Yes. 142 00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:31,631 -Great! It's done.-We're in. 143 00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:33,260 Awesome. We're going to have so much fun. 144 00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:34,503 Yeah! 145 00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:37,438 You all, just want to say thank you. 146 00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:38,788 We just hit 10 millionsubscribers, 147 00:10:38,812 --> 00:10:41,553 so keep hitting that like, keep clicking subscribe, 148 00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:43,401 because we're going to keep coming at you twice a week 149 00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:46,689 from the Christian Brand Show. 150 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:47,995 -I'm Chris.-Chris. 151 00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:50,258 What? 152 00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:52,216 Let's you and I make a deal. 153 00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:54,784 Oh, all right. 154 00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:58,788 That my body can't be under any stress, 155 00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:01,225 not if we want this treatment to work, 156 00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:05,273 so I need you and I 157 00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:07,362 to come to an understanding 158 00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:10,931 that you will no longer prank me. 159 00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:16,284 What? 160 00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:18,721 Treatment starts next week, and we can't really afford 161 00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:22,594 for it not to work, so you got to stop pranking me. 162 00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:24,205 How can we be done with pranks? 163 00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:25,617 You're the star of our prank channel. 164 00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:26,923 It doesn't make any fucking sense. 165 00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:28,513 What are you talking about? 166 00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:30,559 Here's a deal. 167 00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:32,779 I'll make you a deal. 168 00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:36,086 I'll stop pranking you when we start IVF. 169 00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:38,088 Deal. 170 00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:40,569 No. 171 00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:43,528 No, not when we start, Chris, now. 172 00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:45,313 I need you to promise now, 173 00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:47,532 no pranks this weekend at Jessie's. 174 00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:48,925 What? 175 00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:51,928 No more pranks. Ever. 176 00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:58,413 What do you guys think? Chris Brand here. 177 00:11:58,456 --> 00:12:01,024 Allie wants to quitpranking forever. 178 00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:02,634 Should I make Allie a deal? 179 00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:03,829 What do you think I should do? 180 00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:05,135 Let me know! Send me your emails! 181 00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:06,638 Send me your comments! 182 00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:08,815 Subscribe and invite your friends and get their input 183 00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:10,512 and let me know if I should quit pranking 184 00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,732 and fuck this channel off forever! 185 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:42,370 Gondaprofian? Petroliolium? 186 00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,459 Ugh! 187 00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:47,679 All this medication, just for one little baby. 188 00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:49,290 Did you bring it all? 189 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:50,421 Yeah, I brought it all. 190 00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:51,771 Why? 191 00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,139 [Allie] I don't know how to give a needle. 192 00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:54,861 Have you ever given someone a needle? 193 00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:57,472 I have not. 194 00:12:57,515 --> 00:12:59,343 Exactly. 195 00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:01,650 But, I'll stick it to you. 196 00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:03,521 Ew! 197 00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:07,438 I'll just grab your belly and pierce the flesh. 198 00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:09,484 Gross! 199 00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:13,488 You're a ridiculous person. 200 00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:16,143 That's insulting. 201 00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:20,016 We should make this weekend a location scout for the wedding. 202 00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,672 You mean use Jessie's place? 203 00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:25,935 Yeah, if it's cute. 204 00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:30,331 It could be a cheaper venue option sure, 205 00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:33,334 and since you're refusing to let me produce 206 00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:35,858 the type of content that our viewers are used to seeing 207 00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:39,819 every Tuesday and Thursday, we need to scale back. 208 00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,405 I'm not just talking about the wedding, 209 00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:44,562 but everything, because we don't want to end up 210 00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:46,956 fucking poor. 211 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:52,092 Do you really want to be a 40-year-old prankster? 212 00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:58,098 Figure all of this out right now, right? 213 00:13:58,141 --> 00:14:01,710 Let's just have one last fun weekend. 214 00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:05,888 I want to drink a little wine. 215 00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,672 Let's make a fucking baby! 216 00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:11,851 You area ridiculous person. 217 00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:36,266 Wow. 218 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:37,659 It's a fucking church. 219 00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:43,839 [sings Hallelujah Chorus] 220 00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:59,202 [David] Hello, hello. Welcome, you sexy people. 221 00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:01,378 [Allie]Oh, you must be David. 222 00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:03,008 [David] That's right.Welcome. Come on in. 223 00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:05,382 -It's freezing.-Thank you. 224 00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:14,870 -Welcome, guys.-Thank you. 225 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,960 Oh man, wow. This is awesome. 226 00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,788 [David]Something else. 227 00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:23,052 Alison. 228 00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:24,836 Christian. 229 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,709 -David.-That's right. 230 00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:29,580 -Are those for us?-Yes. 231 00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,974 All right. Thank you very much. 232 00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:38,415 They're real. Thanks. 233 00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:39,982 -You're welcome.-Okay, stop. 234 00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,984 Look at the both of you. 235 00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:46,032 Fucking hot shit. 236 00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:49,209 Real celebrities, in my church. 237 00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:52,386 Celebrity. God bless. 238 00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:56,520 Fucking gorgeous, in real life. 239 00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:59,001 So neat to see this. 240 00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,829 Real, you know. 241 00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:02,700 You're always this big in a YouTube thing. 242 00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:04,789 Just kidding around. 243 00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:07,401 Fucking hot shit, man. I am fucking stoked. 244 00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:09,444 All right, I'm going to throw these in some water. 245 00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:12,058 This should be interesting. 246 00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:15,148 [David] Did you guys hear from Jessie? 247 00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:16,627 Nope. 248 00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:18,151 [David]Oh. Yeah, he's- 249 00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:20,544 Oh! 250 00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:22,459 [David] His flight was delayed by an hour, 251 00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,374 but he'll be herein a bit hopefully. 252 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:28,074 Did Jessie sculpt this? 253 00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:29,858 Yeah. Don't touch that! 254 00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:32,774 I'm just kidding. 255 00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:34,254 Actually, don't touch it. 256 00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:13,510 Don't touch anything! 257 00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:14,642 -Jesus!-What? 258 00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:16,599 -Don't fucking scare me!-Okay, sorry. 259 00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,385 Sorry. 260 00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:23,867 Jessie does scary monster makeup? 261 00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,324 [David]Yeah, he's pretty good at it. 262 00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:26,828 That's so cool! 263 00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:28,263 [David]I'm kind of over it. 264 00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:29,874 You're a fucking dick. 265 00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:32,486 [loud clang] 266 00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:37,447 Sorry. 267 00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:39,884 I made cocktails! 268 00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:41,234 Fantastic. 269 00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:42,670 Yes! 270 00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:44,585 -There you go.-Thank you. 271 00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:46,413 They're super boozy. 272 00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:48,241 Cheers. 273 00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:50,504 How old is this place? 274 00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,332 It's old. 275 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:55,248 Really fucking old. 276 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,467 What's all this? 277 00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,208 Okay, hold on. 278 00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:02,124 Everything around here, it's all Jessie's. 279 00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:06,781 This is mine, becausel am a metal detectorist, 280 00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:09,523 and these are my treasures. 281 00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,700 You're a what? 282 00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:15,572 Like a dirt digger, like a professional treasure hunter. 283 00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:18,358 Oh. You get paid for that? 284 00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:22,275 Yeah. I get paid in treasure. 285 00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:24,886 This is an American 286 00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:28,150 1880 Indian head penny. 287 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:30,109 Somebody came to this church, 288 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:33,286 dropped it, 100 years go by, 289 00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:35,244 it's been sitting there in the dirt. 290 00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:36,854 I find it. 291 00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:39,770 That is my payment. 292 00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,383 I don't like it. It's creepy. 293 00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:45,646 It's not creepy. It's awesome. 294 00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,909 Do you want to see something creepy though? 295 00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:49,432 Yeah. 296 00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:50,825 Come here. 297 00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:54,220 Place is awesome. 298 00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:02,010 What do you see out there? 299 00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:04,404 Trees, fire pit. 300 00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,319 -It's a graveyard.-Get the fuck out of here. 301 00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:07,581 [David]I'm serious. 302 00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:09,931 Long time ago it wasa full graveyard. 303 00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:13,326 Over time all the tombstones fell apart, 304 00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:15,589 so they had to take them all away, 305 00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:17,852 but they left all the bodies in the ground. 306 00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:20,942 Are you serious? 307 00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:27,078 Oh yeah! Look at this! 308 00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:29,385 Queen size! 309 00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:33,084 -Chris!-What? 310 00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:36,610 This place, it's terrifying. 311 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,744 Come on, it's cute. 312 00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:44,139 All right, I told you what Jessie did for a living. 313 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,575 You said he did makeup. 314 00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:47,403 Exactly. 315 00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:51,494 No, you made it sound like he was doing high fashion. 316 00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,148 No, that was your interpretation. 317 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,194 I said Jessie isa makeup artist. 318 00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,693 That's exactly whatl said word for word, 319 00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:57,837 "Jessie is a makeup artist." 320 00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:01,548 Babe. 321 00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:03,700 All right, I didn't know he was making monsters here. 322 00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:05,116 I swear to god, I didn't know. 323 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,988 I promise, I didn't know. 324 00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:15,866 Just don't fucking prank me. 325 00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:21,089 I won't. 326 00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:23,352 Why is he so weird? 327 00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:25,354 I think he's kind of funny. 328 00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:29,315 [whistling] 329 00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:31,969 [David]I can hear you. 330 00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,497 I'm coming from the ventthrough the floor. 331 00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:43,285 Warmer. Warmer. 332 00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:45,940 Oh, look at that, now I can see you. 333 00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:52,294 Just so you know, if you either want to cover up 334 00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:55,341 the vent with the carpet or just tone it down a little bit, 335 00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:57,343 and then you got your privacy. 336 00:20:57,386 --> 00:20:59,780 Good tip. 337 00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:01,782 I'll let you know when dinner's ready, 338 00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:03,871 through the floor! 339 00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:06,874 Sounds good. 340 00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:13,402 [David]Fuck, really? 341 00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:17,145 Can they do anything about it? 342 00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:19,626 What time? Fuck! 343 00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:23,857 Just tell them that you're going to get fired or something. 344 00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:28,199 Okay, that's real good. 345 00:21:29,462 --> 00:21:31,942 Hi, guys. You clean up very nice, don't you? 346 00:21:31,986 --> 00:21:34,423 Go take a seat, pour some wine. 347 00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:36,295 I'll bring dinner over in a minute then. 348 00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:37,861 Smells good. 349 00:21:40,908 --> 00:21:43,127 What time we talking then? 350 00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:45,869 You won't get here until 9:00. 351 00:21:47,131 --> 00:21:49,786 I know. Did you get the whiskey? 352 00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:52,833 Okay. Fuck. 353 00:21:52,876 --> 00:21:54,313 Bye. 354 00:21:58,578 --> 00:22:01,842 Okay, I got good news and I got bad news. 355 00:22:01,885 --> 00:22:03,365 What do you want first? 356 00:22:03,409 --> 00:22:05,236 Bad news. 357 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,369 [David] Jessie missed his connecting flight. 358 00:22:07,413 --> 00:22:10,198 He's not getting here until9:00 a.m. tomorrow morning. 359 00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:12,156 That's a bummer. 360 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,854 Yeah. 361 00:22:13,897 --> 00:22:15,508 What's the good news? 362 00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:17,074 Dinner's ready! 363 00:22:19,076 --> 00:22:21,775 Mussels from Brussels. 364 00:22:30,044 --> 00:22:31,698 What? 365 00:22:31,741 --> 00:22:33,917 This one's allergic. 366 00:22:33,961 --> 00:22:37,399 Allergic? To what? 367 00:22:37,443 --> 00:22:39,183 Bivalves. 368 00:22:39,227 --> 00:22:42,404 Bivalves? Those are mussels. 369 00:22:42,448 --> 00:22:46,060 Yeah, mussels, scallops, clams, anything that can have it. 370 00:22:46,103 --> 00:22:49,280 Oh. Gluten-free too? 371 00:22:52,893 --> 00:22:55,069 Yeah, gluten-free, dairy-free, 372 00:22:55,112 --> 00:22:57,550 don't eat pork, no beef really. 373 00:22:57,593 --> 00:22:59,552 Pescatarian mainly. 374 00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:03,382 [both laugh] 375 00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:04,818 Same with you? 376 00:23:04,861 --> 00:23:06,559 Mm-mm. 377 00:23:06,602 --> 00:23:08,082 I love mussels. 378 00:23:08,125 --> 00:23:09,213 I love them. 379 00:23:09,257 --> 00:23:10,626 I never get to eat them. This is great. 380 00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:11,912 Bring them over. 381 00:23:11,955 --> 00:23:13,957 She can have my share. That's great. 382 00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:16,090 That's great. Yeah. 383 00:23:20,747 --> 00:23:22,575 Do you not like potatoes too? 384 00:23:22,618 --> 00:23:26,013 Oh, I like potatoes when they're in French fries. 385 00:23:26,056 --> 00:23:28,015 Okay, they're frites, so... 386 00:23:33,237 --> 00:23:37,154 Mm mm mm, that's good! 387 00:23:37,198 --> 00:23:39,330 I haven't hadmussels in forever. 388 00:23:39,374 --> 00:23:41,855 I know. They're so good. 389 00:23:41,898 --> 00:23:43,683 -They look good.-Tasty. 390 00:23:46,207 --> 00:23:47,513 Whoa. 391 00:23:47,556 --> 00:23:48,992 I like it. You like them? 392 00:23:49,036 --> 00:23:50,666 -Amazing. Delicious.-You like the sauce, eh? 393 00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:52,169 So delicious, oh yeah. 394 00:23:52,213 --> 00:23:53,562 How are your fries, babe? 395 00:23:53,606 --> 00:23:54,824 Delicious. 396 00:23:54,868 --> 00:23:56,478 With the mayonnaise, so good. 397 00:23:56,522 --> 00:23:57,673 Yeah, they didn't really turn out 398 00:23:57,697 --> 00:23:59,655 as well asl wanted anyways. 399 00:23:59,699 --> 00:24:02,484 -They're fantastic.-It's okay. You know what? 400 00:24:02,528 --> 00:24:05,922 I'm fine. I'm fine. 401 00:24:05,966 --> 00:24:07,228 You okay? 402 00:24:07,271 --> 00:24:09,230 I'm fine. This is great. 403 00:24:09,273 --> 00:24:10,927 To have you guys sitting here is weird 404 00:24:10,971 --> 00:24:13,495 because I'm a huge fan of your videos. 405 00:24:13,539 --> 00:24:14,844 -Oh really?-Yeah. 406 00:24:14,888 --> 00:24:17,194 I couldn't believe that Jessie 407 00:24:17,238 --> 00:24:18,761 actually went to school with you. 408 00:24:18,805 --> 00:24:21,242 When he told me that, I was blown away, 409 00:24:21,285 --> 00:24:22,852 because I've seen every one of them. 410 00:24:22,896 --> 00:24:25,289 -Oh really?-Yeah. 411 00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:28,771 It's really incredible how the channel took off. 412 00:24:28,815 --> 00:24:30,991 There are millions of people all over the world 413 00:24:31,034 --> 00:24:34,516 that just love to see people terrorized. 414 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,301 You know we hit10 million subscribers. 415 00:24:39,086 --> 00:24:41,349 -Woo!-Do you know why? 416 00:24:41,392 --> 00:24:44,787 Because people love to watch other people 417 00:24:44,831 --> 00:24:46,963 experience dread. 418 00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:49,444 The environment's a mess, plastic everywhere, 419 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,204 Nazis coming out of the woodwork, school shootings. 420 00:24:51,228 --> 00:24:53,013 It's a fucking mess. 421 00:24:53,056 --> 00:24:54,449 That's why. 422 00:24:57,104 --> 00:24:58,409 People like to be scared. 423 00:24:59,889 --> 00:25:01,325 You're really amazing. 424 00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:06,026 -Amazingly talented.-Thanks. 425 00:25:06,069 --> 00:25:09,856 Kind of like a scare wizard. 426 00:25:09,899 --> 00:25:11,988 Scare wizard? 427 00:25:12,032 --> 00:25:14,077 That's good. 428 00:25:14,121 --> 00:25:15,557 I love that. 429 00:25:15,601 --> 00:25:17,603 Yeah! That's awesome. 430 00:25:17,646 --> 00:25:19,387 I'm going to use that. 431 00:25:22,259 --> 00:25:25,262 Is it true that you actually believe in ghosts for real? 432 00:25:26,655 --> 00:25:28,657 I believe that there's- 433 00:25:28,701 --> 00:25:30,267 100% true. 434 00:25:31,617 --> 00:25:33,638 Talking about? Tell him, hon. Tell him about your family. 435 00:25:33,662 --> 00:25:36,143 Her grandfather was a, he's a water... 436 00:25:36,186 --> 00:25:38,711 -What is it?-Douser. 437 00:25:38,754 --> 00:25:41,104 A water douser. You know what that means? 438 00:25:41,148 --> 00:25:43,498 It means he took a stick 439 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:46,283 and God and found water under the ground. 440 00:25:46,327 --> 00:25:48,242 He helped a lot of people. 441 00:25:48,285 --> 00:25:50,113 Like a water detectorist. 442 00:25:50,157 --> 00:25:52,246 -Exactly.-No. Yes. 443 00:25:52,289 --> 00:25:55,162 And she has five aunts. 444 00:25:55,205 --> 00:25:59,035 They're all mediums, which means they think 445 00:25:59,079 --> 00:26:01,603 they have this connection to the other world. 446 00:26:01,647 --> 00:26:02,754 Do you know what that means? 447 00:26:02,778 --> 00:26:04,606 Holy shit. 448 00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:06,652 Can you read my mind? 449 00:26:06,695 --> 00:26:08,131 Yeah, you're fucking crazy. 450 00:26:08,175 --> 00:26:09,698 That's not nice. 451 00:26:09,742 --> 00:26:11,221 You're charming. 452 00:26:15,878 --> 00:26:18,620 Anyway, without her, wouldn't be possible. 453 00:26:18,664 --> 00:26:21,449 I owe it all to you. 454 00:26:22,972 --> 00:26:25,235 Does the internet pay really well for that? 455 00:26:25,279 --> 00:26:26,454 It's good. 456 00:26:26,497 --> 00:26:28,369 No. 457 00:26:30,197 --> 00:26:32,329 Not about the money. 458 00:26:32,373 --> 00:26:35,768 All this stress, these pranks put so much stress on me. 459 00:26:35,811 --> 00:26:38,161 No baby's going to want to grow in my belly. 460 00:26:41,730 --> 00:26:43,427 We got to stop. I'm out. I'm done. 461 00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:45,647 That's it. 462 00:26:45,691 --> 00:26:47,823 We're out of the game, on to bigger and better. 463 00:26:51,087 --> 00:26:52,349 Stop. 464 00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:58,834 She's a little tipsy. 465 00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:03,186 You know, 466 00:27:03,230 --> 00:27:05,754 I just listened to a whole podcast 467 00:27:05,798 --> 00:27:09,932 on how alcohol actuallylowers your inhibitions, 468 00:27:09,976 --> 00:27:12,761 can make you horny for your partner, 469 00:27:12,805 --> 00:27:15,242 make you want to fuck your partner. 470 00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:20,167 That's the best way to make a baby. 471 00:27:21,857 --> 00:27:24,338 Okay, but just pull the carpet over the vent. 472 00:27:28,995 --> 00:27:30,561 All right. 473 00:27:30,605 --> 00:27:32,433 There's two ways to skin a cat here. 474 00:27:34,217 --> 00:27:37,481 One, go to bed early with the vegan. 475 00:27:37,525 --> 00:27:41,137 [Allie]Boo! 476 00:27:41,181 --> 00:27:45,402 Okay, or you could fucking tear it up. 477 00:27:45,446 --> 00:27:47,927 Ding ding ding. 478 00:27:47,970 --> 00:27:49,842 Plan B! 479 00:27:49,885 --> 00:27:51,147 Woo! 480 00:27:55,891 --> 00:27:58,415 You want to step to me? It's a travesty. 481 00:27:58,459 --> 00:27:59,982 Go get your leash, little bitch. 482 00:28:00,026 --> 00:28:01,636 Let me take you for a walk and pee, 483 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,093 because I'm busting this mic the way that I bust up your cock. 484 00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:06,989 Stroke suck tick tock, it's fucking dick o'clock, 485 00:28:07,033 --> 00:28:09,122 and now I'm all up in this fucking weirdo's face, 486 00:28:09,165 --> 00:28:10,471 but don't you worry, man, 487 00:28:10,514 --> 00:28:12,473 sit back while Iterrorize your place! 488 00:28:12,516 --> 00:28:15,476 Oh! 489 00:28:15,519 --> 00:28:17,739 Yeah! 490 00:28:17,783 --> 00:28:21,221 [all cheering and laughing] 491 00:28:22,918 --> 00:28:24,703 Okay, I'm up next. 492 00:28:24,746 --> 00:28:26,226 All right. 493 00:28:26,269 --> 00:28:27,836 Woo! 494 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,099 [all laugh] 495 00:28:30,143 --> 00:28:36,018 ♪ 496 00:28:36,062 --> 00:28:39,543 Oh! 497 00:28:42,329 --> 00:28:43,722 Have you guys ever done mushrooms? 498 00:28:43,765 --> 00:28:45,071 Mm-hmm. 499 00:28:45,114 --> 00:28:47,116 This is a gluten-free tea beverage. 500 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,075 [all laugh] 501 00:28:49,118 --> 00:28:50,772 It's like mushrooms. 502 00:28:50,816 --> 00:28:53,949 There's saffron in it and then some other thing. 503 00:28:53,993 --> 00:28:57,300 It's less like, and more like. 504 00:29:00,651 --> 00:29:02,262 There's no bivalves, 505 00:29:02,305 --> 00:29:03,916 so unless you're allergic to hot water. 506 00:29:05,831 --> 00:29:07,702 Heat makes the pressure. 507 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:09,704 It's like a pressure cooker. 508 00:29:11,532 --> 00:29:13,099 I light this up. 509 00:29:14,491 --> 00:29:15,971 The water's going to go... 510 00:29:16,015 --> 00:29:18,147 Oh! Yeah! 511 00:29:19,801 --> 00:29:21,063 It's hot! 512 00:29:31,682 --> 00:29:32,858 Bleh. 513 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,515 What the fuck was that, dude? 514 00:29:43,216 --> 00:29:48,134 ♪ 515 00:31:02,948 --> 00:31:04,558 Really? 516 00:31:12,087 --> 00:31:13,480 I can see you. 517 00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:21,053 -What?-Fuck! 518 00:31:21,096 --> 00:31:22,271 Whoa. You okay? 519 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:28,712 What is it? 520 00:31:28,756 --> 00:31:30,627 I saw something. I thought it was you. 521 00:31:30,671 --> 00:31:32,891 I'm right here. 522 00:31:32,934 --> 00:31:34,588 I know. 523 00:31:34,631 --> 00:31:37,330 Whatever's in that shot was super strong. 524 00:31:37,373 --> 00:31:40,724 No, Chris, I'm seeing shit. 525 00:31:40,768 --> 00:31:43,075 I am fucked. 526 00:31:44,250 --> 00:31:45,947 Yeah. 527 00:31:45,991 --> 00:31:47,122 I know. 528 00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:48,645 -Whoa.-Yeah, things are moving. 529 00:31:48,689 --> 00:31:49,820 Chris, whoa. 530 00:31:49,864 --> 00:31:51,561 Yeah. I know. 531 00:31:51,605 --> 00:31:54,390 I'm tripping. I'm fucked up. 532 00:31:54,434 --> 00:31:55,609 Does your skin feel weird? 533 00:31:55,652 --> 00:31:57,132 Yeah. 534 00:31:57,176 --> 00:31:58,568 Like melty? 535 00:31:58,612 --> 00:32:00,135 Yeah. 536 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,447 What was in that shot? 537 00:32:07,490 --> 00:32:08,930 I came up hereto tell you something. 538 00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:10,493 Something. 539 00:32:12,887 --> 00:32:14,280 You're the best. 540 00:32:14,323 --> 00:32:16,238 You are. 541 00:32:16,282 --> 00:32:18,762 What you said in the car, you're right. 542 00:32:18,806 --> 00:32:20,721 You're right. 543 00:32:20,764 --> 00:32:22,549 What'd I say in the car? 544 00:32:22,592 --> 00:32:24,377 About being a 40-year-old prankster. 545 00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:25,726 Fuck that. I'm not- 546 00:32:25,769 --> 00:32:27,162 -Fuck that!-Yeah. 547 00:32:27,206 --> 00:32:29,077 I'm going bigger and better. 548 00:32:29,121 --> 00:32:31,514 Yes. 549 00:32:31,558 --> 00:32:34,300 I cannot stop thinking about what you said at dinner. 550 00:32:34,343 --> 00:32:36,345 What'd I say at dinner? 551 00:32:36,389 --> 00:32:39,392 What you said 552 00:32:39,435 --> 00:32:41,350 about getting pregnant. 553 00:32:41,394 --> 00:32:42,525 I want to get pregnant. 554 00:32:42,569 --> 00:32:43,918 Me too. 555 00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:45,267 -I want to be pregnant.-Yeah. 556 00:32:45,311 --> 00:32:48,227 You're the most 557 00:32:48,270 --> 00:32:50,229 beautiful thingl've ever seen. 558 00:32:52,492 --> 00:32:55,060 You're absolutely the best thing ever to happen to me. 559 00:32:57,192 --> 00:32:59,978 I'm so lucky to have you in my life. 560 00:33:02,458 --> 00:33:03,677 Totally appreciate you. 561 00:33:14,731 --> 00:33:16,211 What? What? 562 00:33:16,255 --> 00:33:18,126 Where's David? 563 00:33:18,170 --> 00:33:20,215 He's passed out on the couch. 564 00:34:33,288 --> 00:34:34,942 [coughs] 565 00:34:53,351 --> 00:34:54,875 [coughs] 566 00:36:33,626 --> 00:36:36,411 [screams] 567 00:37:21,543 --> 00:37:22,892 Chris. 568 00:37:29,334 --> 00:37:30,683 Chris. 569 00:38:28,175 --> 00:38:30,656 [roars] 570 00:38:39,012 --> 00:38:40,883 [yells] 571 00:38:50,023 --> 00:38:52,460 [yelling] 572 00:39:01,513 --> 00:39:04,951 [yelling] 573 00:39:30,716 --> 00:39:32,674 [grunts] 574 00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,092 Alison? 575 00:39:59,135 --> 00:40:01,137 [shivering] 576 00:40:01,181 --> 00:40:02,878 [grunts] 577 00:40:07,317 --> 00:40:08,449 Fuck. 578 00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:17,545 [grunts] 579 00:40:17,589 --> 00:40:19,329 Al! 580 00:40:21,375 --> 00:40:22,855 David! 581 00:40:26,641 --> 00:40:28,338 Fuck. 582 00:40:30,602 --> 00:40:31,733 Anybody! 583 00:40:36,869 --> 00:40:38,218 Alison! 584 00:40:40,829 --> 00:40:42,135 Heat. 585 00:40:46,835 --> 00:40:48,271 [grunts] 586 00:40:50,709 --> 00:40:52,319 David! 587 00:40:55,409 --> 00:40:57,150 Alison! 588 00:40:57,193 --> 00:40:59,326 Al! 589 00:40:59,369 --> 00:41:00,893 Fuck are you guys? 590 00:41:04,984 --> 00:41:06,464 Hello! 591 00:41:19,172 --> 00:41:20,565 Fuck. 592 00:41:24,264 --> 00:41:27,659 Allie! Allie! 593 00:41:27,702 --> 00:41:29,399 What the fuck! 594 00:41:30,705 --> 00:41:32,098 What are you doing? 595 00:41:32,141 --> 00:41:34,317 Hey! Hey! 596 00:41:34,361 --> 00:41:37,495 Allie! Allie! What are you doing? 597 00:41:38,887 --> 00:41:41,194 Hey. Hey. What the fuck? 598 00:41:41,237 --> 00:41:43,718 What are you doing, Allie? 599 00:42:05,610 --> 00:42:07,960 Al. Alison. 600 00:42:13,922 --> 00:42:14,967 What happened to you? 601 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,715 Talk to me! What happened? Why were you outside? 602 00:42:26,282 --> 00:42:27,545 We've got to go. 603 00:42:34,595 --> 00:42:35,944 Allie, fine. 604 00:42:35,988 --> 00:42:37,574 Just the fucking asshole gave us some bad shit. 605 00:42:37,598 --> 00:42:39,339 All right? 606 00:42:39,382 --> 00:42:40,819 You're going to be all right? 607 00:42:40,862 --> 00:42:43,125 I'm going to find that fucker. 608 00:42:43,169 --> 00:42:45,388 I'm going to get the power on. 609 00:42:45,432 --> 00:42:48,174 You're okay. 610 00:42:58,314 --> 00:42:59,794 Okay. All right. 611 00:42:59,838 --> 00:43:00,858 I'll be back in two minutes. 612 00:43:00,882 --> 00:43:02,449 Okay? 613 00:43:02,492 --> 00:43:04,059 Okay? 614 00:43:10,675 --> 00:43:12,851 [humming] 615 00:43:16,289 --> 00:43:18,160 Oh yeah. Okay. 616 00:43:18,204 --> 00:43:19,727 Fuck. 617 00:44:44,290 --> 00:44:48,033 There's no power in here, Al. 618 00:44:48,076 --> 00:44:50,339 Al? 619 00:44:50,383 --> 00:44:52,951 Alison! Al! 620 00:44:52,994 --> 00:44:55,693 Alison! 621 00:44:57,085 --> 00:44:59,522 Hey! What are you doing? 622 00:45:02,525 --> 00:45:04,266 How long have we been here? 623 00:45:04,310 --> 00:45:05,746 I don't know, 10, 12 hours. 624 00:45:05,790 --> 00:45:07,705 What? You okay? 625 00:45:07,748 --> 00:45:09,184 What? 626 00:45:12,144 --> 00:45:13,536 The flowers. 627 00:45:29,291 --> 00:45:31,206 Oh, fuck. 628 00:45:39,824 --> 00:45:41,608 Where's my phone? It was in my pocket. 629 00:45:41,651 --> 00:45:43,218 Where's my phone at? 630 00:45:43,262 --> 00:45:44,959 Where is it? 631 00:45:45,003 --> 00:45:46,744 You got yours? 632 00:45:46,787 --> 00:45:47,832 No. 633 00:45:47,875 --> 00:45:49,790 Where's my watch? Where's my watch? 634 00:45:49,834 --> 00:45:51,313 Who fucking cares about your watch! 635 00:45:51,357 --> 00:45:53,576 It's not here! Where's your phone? What day is it? 636 00:45:53,620 --> 00:45:55,020 Where's your phone? What day is it? 637 00:45:55,056 --> 00:45:56,492 My phone's gone too! 638 00:45:56,536 --> 00:45:58,496 Let's see. Look in your purse. Look in your purse? 639 00:45:58,538 --> 00:45:59,452 -Yes!-Huh? 640 00:45:59,495 --> 00:46:01,106 Yes! 641 00:46:01,149 --> 00:46:02,672 I got to find out what day it is, Al. 642 00:46:02,716 --> 00:46:03,911 We need to get out of here, okay? 643 00:46:03,935 --> 00:46:05,719 Maybe it's downstairs. 644 00:46:08,461 --> 00:46:09,854 Where is it, Al? Do you see it? 645 00:46:09,897 --> 00:46:11,812 -I don't know!-Fuck. 646 00:46:11,856 --> 00:46:13,771 I'm looking, okay! 647 00:46:16,512 --> 00:46:18,297 Fuck! 648 00:46:21,604 --> 00:46:22,692 [Allie]Let's just go! 649 00:46:27,872 --> 00:46:29,395 Fuck! 650 00:46:29,438 --> 00:46:32,006 Chris, let's just go! 651 00:46:37,969 --> 00:46:39,535 Chris, I just want to get out of here! 652 00:46:39,579 --> 00:46:40,798 Give me a second, all right! 653 00:46:40,841 --> 00:46:42,277 Keep looking for the phone, please! 654 00:46:43,539 --> 00:46:45,367 [Allie]I am! Where did you put it? 655 00:46:45,411 --> 00:46:47,345 If I knew where I put it, I wouldn't be asking you 656 00:46:47,369 --> 00:46:48,631 to look for it, would I? 657 00:46:53,027 --> 00:46:54,159 Chris! 658 00:46:58,728 --> 00:47:00,426 Ah! 659 00:47:00,469 --> 00:47:02,471 Why are you fucking around with a radio? 660 00:47:02,515 --> 00:47:05,170 Huh? That's what I'm doing. 661 00:47:05,213 --> 00:47:06,930 [radio] We'll see temperatures quiet throughout the day 662 00:47:06,954 --> 00:47:08,826 before dropping again this evening. 663 00:47:08,869 --> 00:47:11,132 That's your morning update for today, April 6th. 664 00:47:21,142 --> 00:47:22,840 Did he just say it was the 6th? 665 00:47:30,195 --> 00:47:31,892 It means we've been here for four days. 666 00:47:35,722 --> 00:47:37,593 Oh, fuck! 667 00:47:37,637 --> 00:47:39,639 It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 668 00:47:42,033 --> 00:47:43,251 It's all right. 669 00:47:43,295 --> 00:47:44,644 We've got to get out of here! 670 00:47:44,687 --> 00:47:45,795 We've got to get out of here! 671 00:47:45,819 --> 00:47:46,951 We find the phones, Al. 672 00:47:46,994 --> 00:47:48,474 Stay with me. Stay with me. 673 00:47:48,517 --> 00:47:50,737 Let's find the phone. Okay? 674 00:47:50,780 --> 00:47:52,260 Do you have the keys? 675 00:47:52,304 --> 00:47:54,001 Yeah. 676 00:47:54,045 --> 00:47:56,699 Then can we please just get the fuck out of here! 677 00:48:13,629 --> 00:48:15,196 Where's the car? 678 00:48:17,242 --> 00:48:19,133 If you have the keys, how can the fucking car be gone? 679 00:48:19,157 --> 00:48:21,202 I don't know! 680 00:48:21,246 --> 00:48:23,422 Chris. We need to call the cops. 681 00:48:23,465 --> 00:48:25,424 With what? We don't have our phones. 682 00:48:25,467 --> 00:48:26,967 Even if I had them, I can't charge them! 683 00:48:26,991 --> 00:48:29,384 There's no power! 684 00:48:31,865 --> 00:48:33,954 What? What? 685 00:48:33,998 --> 00:48:35,782 My charger. 686 00:48:40,352 --> 00:48:41,788 Yeah! 687 00:48:41,831 --> 00:48:43,181 All right! We got power! 688 00:48:43,224 --> 00:48:45,357 Find the phones. Come on. 689 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:48,621 All right. Okay. Look upstairs. 690 00:48:48,664 --> 00:48:50,468 Our phones have to be here, so look everywhere. 691 00:48:50,492 --> 00:48:51,972 Everywhere! 692 00:49:39,498 --> 00:49:40,716 Dammit! 693 00:49:42,066 --> 00:49:43,458 [Allie]Chris! 694 00:49:45,156 --> 00:49:46,635 You find it? 695 00:49:48,072 --> 00:49:49,769 What the fuck is this? 696 00:49:53,599 --> 00:49:54,861 [Chris]This isn't me. 697 00:49:56,732 --> 00:49:58,734 Don't mess with me. 698 00:49:58,778 --> 00:50:00,127 This is on. 699 00:50:00,171 --> 00:50:01,389 What? 700 00:50:01,433 --> 00:50:03,348 Motherfucker. 701 00:50:03,391 --> 00:50:04,479 David! 702 00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:08,048 David! Where you at? 703 00:50:08,092 --> 00:50:09,441 Huh? 704 00:50:09,484 --> 00:50:12,226 We figured you out, bitch! 705 00:50:12,270 --> 00:50:13,880 Where your cameras at? 706 00:50:13,923 --> 00:50:16,230 David! 707 00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:20,887 I'm waiting right here for you! 708 00:50:20,930 --> 00:50:22,671 Come get me! 709 00:50:24,978 --> 00:50:26,762 Trying to prank me, huh? 710 00:50:26,806 --> 00:50:29,156 What's your master plan now? 711 00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:31,202 You got cameras in here, huh? 712 00:50:31,245 --> 00:50:33,334 Come on, get me! 713 00:50:35,684 --> 00:50:37,773 David! Where you at? 714 00:50:44,998 --> 00:50:49,611 [radio static] 715 00:50:56,444 --> 00:51:00,535 [radio static] 716 00:51:00,579 --> 00:51:03,234 [grunting through the radio] 717 00:51:17,900 --> 00:51:19,380 [screams] 718 00:51:22,949 --> 00:51:26,779 [screams] 719 00:51:26,822 --> 00:51:31,740 Al! Al! Al! Al! 720 00:51:31,784 --> 00:51:34,395 What? 721 00:51:34,439 --> 00:51:36,093 Get me the fuck out of here! 722 00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:51,325 The fucking car, you piece of shit! 723 00:51:51,369 --> 00:51:52,979 Believe this shit. You all right? 724 00:51:53,022 --> 00:51:55,460 Fuck! Goddammit. 725 00:51:55,503 --> 00:51:58,550 [muttering] 726 00:51:59,681 --> 00:52:01,161 What? 727 00:52:01,205 --> 00:52:03,120 Do you have the medicine? 728 00:52:04,338 --> 00:52:06,384 Ah! 729 00:52:08,081 --> 00:52:09,865 Goddammit! 730 00:52:16,089 --> 00:52:17,656 Fuck you! 731 00:52:29,885 --> 00:52:31,060 We're going back. 732 00:52:31,104 --> 00:52:32,410 -No.-Yes, we are. 733 00:52:32,453 --> 00:52:33,952 -We're going back. Come on.-I can't go back. 734 00:52:33,976 --> 00:52:35,326 Let's go. Yes, we can. 735 00:52:35,369 --> 00:52:36,544 -Come on.-I can't. 736 00:52:36,588 --> 00:52:39,895 Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. 737 00:52:39,939 --> 00:52:41,636 You can do this. Come on. 738 00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,247 Yes, you can. Yes, you can. 739 00:52:43,290 --> 00:52:45,162 -Come on!-I can't! I can't! 740 00:53:00,046 --> 00:53:01,917 I'm not going to let them hurt you, okay? 741 00:53:01,961 --> 00:53:03,702 You didn't see it. 742 00:53:03,745 --> 00:53:06,531 I saw it. I saw it. 743 00:53:06,574 --> 00:53:08,141 You're not going to go in the house. 744 00:53:08,185 --> 00:53:09,664 You're going to wait outside. 745 00:53:09,708 --> 00:53:11,338 I'm going to go in, and you're going to wait outside. 746 00:53:11,362 --> 00:53:12,798 All right? 747 00:53:12,841 --> 00:53:14,582 I'm going to get our medicine back, okay? 748 00:53:14,626 --> 00:53:16,236 For us. 749 00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:17,672 I'm going to do that. 750 00:53:17,716 --> 00:53:19,413 I have to do that. 751 00:53:22,764 --> 00:53:23,722 Okay. 752 00:53:23,765 --> 00:53:25,680 I love you. 753 00:54:20,344 --> 00:54:22,128 I'll be right back. 754 00:54:22,171 --> 00:54:23,521 All right? 755 00:54:23,564 --> 00:54:24,870 Okay. 756 00:56:22,944 --> 00:56:25,033 [screams] 757 00:56:27,949 --> 00:56:31,953 [screams] 758 00:56:34,608 --> 00:56:36,131 Al! 759 00:56:36,175 --> 00:56:41,093 [screams] 760 00:56:48,143 --> 00:56:49,754 [screams] 761 00:56:52,626 --> 00:56:54,149 Allie! 762 00:56:55,629 --> 00:56:57,239 Allie! 763 00:56:57,283 --> 00:56:59,372 [screams] 764 00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:00,765 Allie! 765 00:57:03,637 --> 00:57:04,682 Allie! 766 00:57:06,553 --> 00:57:08,076 Allie! 767 00:57:44,548 --> 00:57:46,114 Allie. 768 00:58:07,832 --> 00:58:09,573 Allie. Allie. 769 00:58:09,616 --> 00:58:11,575 Hey. What happened? Are you okay? 770 00:58:11,618 --> 00:58:13,272 What happened? Are you all right? 771 00:58:13,315 --> 00:58:15,535 What happened? Hey. Oh, fuck. 772 00:58:15,579 --> 00:58:17,624 What happened to you? 773 00:58:17,668 --> 00:58:18,930 Look. 774 00:58:20,758 --> 00:58:22,499 How is there power here? 775 00:58:22,542 --> 00:58:24,370 What is this? 776 00:58:24,413 --> 00:58:26,198 A fucking generator. 777 00:58:28,287 --> 00:58:30,507 Who is this? 778 00:58:30,550 --> 00:58:32,204 [Allie]It's us. 779 00:58:32,247 --> 00:58:33,640 What do you mean it's us? 780 00:58:33,684 --> 00:58:34,859 He's taping us? 781 00:58:34,902 --> 00:58:36,425 Everything. 782 00:58:36,469 --> 00:58:37,688 What you mean everything? 783 00:58:37,731 --> 00:58:39,559 He taped everything. 784 00:58:39,603 --> 00:58:42,519 [Chris]Oh, fuck. Are you shitting me? 785 00:58:43,955 --> 00:58:45,565 You fuck! 786 00:58:45,609 --> 00:58:47,393 Fuck. 787 00:58:49,787 --> 00:58:51,745 What is this? 788 00:58:51,789 --> 00:58:53,007 Sinners Red Room. 789 00:58:54,618 --> 00:58:57,838 "Expect fun games, mingle and torture as promised. 790 00:58:57,882 --> 00:59:01,102 Take part in this once in a lifetime opportunity." 791 00:59:01,146 --> 00:59:03,757 Spectator, one Bit coin, Commander 10 Bit coins. 792 00:59:03,801 --> 00:59:05,629 Fuck. 793 00:59:07,108 --> 00:59:09,154 This is Tor. 794 00:59:09,197 --> 00:59:10,938 This is the Dark Web. 795 00:59:18,206 --> 00:59:19,599 "A weekend with David." 796 00:59:31,002 --> 00:59:32,699 Are you kidding me? 797 00:59:32,743 --> 00:59:34,309 How many cameras you got here. 798 00:59:34,353 --> 00:59:36,529 You fucker. 799 00:59:36,573 --> 00:59:38,052 Oh, fuck. 800 00:59:39,706 --> 00:59:41,186 You motherfucker. 801 00:59:41,229 --> 00:59:42,753 Fuck. 802 00:59:48,802 --> 00:59:49,977 Who the fuck are you? 803 01:00:07,995 --> 01:00:09,518 Fuck you! 804 01:00:13,958 --> 01:00:15,612 No. 805 01:00:26,492 --> 01:00:28,494 Don't look at this. Don't look at this. 806 01:00:28,537 --> 01:00:30,017 Don't look at this. 807 01:00:34,239 --> 01:00:35,675 Motherfucker. 808 01:00:35,719 --> 01:00:37,851 Season Three? 809 01:00:37,895 --> 01:00:39,461 Oh my god. 810 01:00:39,505 --> 01:00:41,202 Fuck. 811 01:00:57,305 --> 01:00:58,742 Blah blah blah. 812 01:02:05,112 --> 01:02:06,897 David? 813 01:02:08,768 --> 01:02:10,248 David. 814 01:02:10,291 --> 01:02:11,858 Chris! 815 01:02:16,254 --> 01:02:17,951 Holy shit! 816 01:02:17,995 --> 01:02:19,257 I think he's still alive! 817 01:02:19,300 --> 01:02:20,432 Fuck! 818 01:02:21,433 --> 01:02:23,087 Jessie? Jessie? 819 01:02:23,130 --> 01:02:24,305 Fuck! 820 01:02:26,481 --> 01:02:28,005 Oh, fuck, man. 821 01:02:29,484 --> 01:02:30,964 Oh, shit. 822 01:02:37,971 --> 01:02:39,538 Sit up. 823 01:02:39,581 --> 01:02:40,800 Can you sit up? 824 01:02:40,844 --> 01:02:42,628 Can you sit up? 825 01:02:42,671 --> 01:02:43,803 Get this off of him. 826 01:02:43,847 --> 01:02:45,022 Get this off of him. 827 01:02:46,153 --> 01:02:48,547 All right. Okay. 828 01:02:48,590 --> 01:02:50,331 Here we go. Here we go. 829 01:02:55,902 --> 01:02:57,338 Oh, fuck. 830 01:03:09,524 --> 01:03:11,265 Oh, no. 831 01:03:22,015 --> 01:03:23,800 What the fuck? 832 01:03:25,976 --> 01:03:28,108 Just go down. Just go down. 833 01:03:33,418 --> 01:03:38,162 You're not supposed to be down here, yet. 834 01:03:39,990 --> 01:03:42,470 Where do you think you're going? 835 01:03:42,514 --> 01:03:44,777 We're not done filming with you. 836 01:03:50,957 --> 01:03:54,265 Wait a minute. Are you scared? 837 01:03:56,571 --> 01:03:58,182 Scaredy pants. 838 01:03:59,966 --> 01:04:02,229 You look really cute when you're scared. 839 01:04:03,796 --> 01:04:06,233 Please don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot. 840 01:04:06,277 --> 01:04:10,107 Oh, no. Oh, no. 841 01:04:10,150 --> 01:04:11,760 Oh, no. 842 01:04:15,112 --> 01:04:18,071 "Don't kill me." 843 01:04:20,378 --> 01:04:24,251 Don't you know that creating a life 844 01:04:24,295 --> 01:04:27,994 is a privilege granted by God? 845 01:05:00,548 --> 01:05:03,116 Jeepers creepers, 846 01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:05,858 where did you get those peepers? 847 01:05:10,558 --> 01:05:12,517 Okay. 848 01:05:15,694 --> 01:05:17,130 What have we got here? 849 01:05:29,838 --> 01:05:31,623 Oh, that's gross. 850 01:05:34,495 --> 01:05:36,671 Ew! 851 01:05:38,369 --> 01:05:40,327 These people are sick. 852 01:05:45,854 --> 01:05:48,770 Stand up! Stand up! 853 01:05:51,034 --> 01:05:53,079 Do it, just do it. 854 01:05:54,211 --> 01:05:56,865 Okay. All right. 855 01:06:11,228 --> 01:06:13,317 Get ready for your close up! 856 01:06:21,499 --> 01:06:26,808 ♪ 857 01:06:26,852 --> 01:06:28,462 Now you're going to dance for me, okay? 858 01:06:29,811 --> 01:06:31,639 Oh come on, dance. 859 01:06:31,683 --> 01:06:34,033 Come on. 860 01:06:34,077 --> 01:06:36,688 Don't be shy. 861 01:06:36,731 --> 01:06:39,908 You'll be great. 862 01:06:39,952 --> 01:06:42,694 There's a lot of people watching. 863 01:06:44,913 --> 01:06:47,046 Oh come on. Dance. 864 01:06:47,090 --> 01:06:49,962 It's just you.Dance. Come on. 865 01:06:50,006 --> 01:06:52,573 Shake those lady hips. 866 01:06:52,617 --> 01:06:54,706 Come on. Dance. 867 01:06:54,749 --> 01:06:57,448 [sobs] 868 01:06:59,711 --> 01:07:01,234 [sobs] 869 01:07:02,366 --> 01:07:03,845 Let go of... 870 01:07:05,021 --> 01:07:06,196 Fucker! 871 01:07:10,765 --> 01:07:12,245 [sobs] 872 01:07:12,289 --> 01:07:14,552 You are amazing. 873 01:07:14,595 --> 01:07:22,299 ♪ 874 01:07:22,342 --> 01:07:24,431 It's okay, Allie. It's okay. 875 01:07:24,475 --> 01:07:26,303 Wow. That's some talent. 876 01:07:26,346 --> 01:07:34,346 ♪ 877 01:07:34,833 --> 01:07:39,838 [grunting and sobbing] 878 01:07:39,881 --> 01:07:43,407 Look at her. She's a star. 879 01:07:43,450 --> 01:07:45,583 We're making her famous. 880 01:07:45,626 --> 01:07:48,803 ♪ Now she's gone, like the turtle dove ♪ 881 01:07:48,847 --> 01:07:53,286 ♪ In the pines, in the pines, in the pines ♪ 882 01:07:53,330 --> 01:07:58,291 ♪ And I say grace that lies on the hill ♪ 883 01:07:58,335 --> 01:08:03,514 ♪ I know she's cold and fast 884 01:08:03,557 --> 01:08:05,690 Wow! 885 01:08:05,733 --> 01:08:08,997 You are so interesting. 886 01:08:09,041 --> 01:08:11,261 Looks like we found our new lead, 887 01:08:11,304 --> 01:08:13,785 so that's a wrap on Jessie. 888 01:08:17,180 --> 01:08:18,658 [laughs] 889 01:08:22,359 --> 01:08:24,839 [screams] 890 01:08:34,066 --> 01:08:37,112 [screams] 891 01:08:44,468 --> 01:08:46,296 [screams] 892 01:08:46,339 --> 01:08:47,426 Shit! 893 01:08:47,470 --> 01:08:49,863 Fuck you! 894 01:08:49,907 --> 01:08:53,825 [screams] 895 01:09:28,599 --> 01:09:31,558 ♪ I ever loved 896 01:09:31,602 --> 01:09:35,606 ♪ Was taken away from me ♪ 897 01:09:59,934 --> 01:10:01,806 [gunshot] 898 01:11:04,782 --> 01:11:07,437 [sobs] 899 01:13:43,984 --> 01:13:46,596 [engine revs] 900 01:13:52,297 --> 01:13:55,431 [grunting] 901 01:14:02,046 --> 01:14:05,266 [grunting] 902 01:14:05,309 --> 01:14:06,529 Okay! 903 01:14:08,356 --> 01:14:10,837 Okay! Let go! 904 01:14:20,804 --> 01:14:23,675 [sobbing] 905 01:14:26,853 --> 01:14:29,029 [gags] 906 01:14:29,073 --> 01:14:30,161 Fucking bitch! 907 01:14:32,424 --> 01:14:36,036 [sobbing] 908 01:14:36,080 --> 01:14:38,778 Fuck! Ow! 909 01:14:38,822 --> 01:14:39,823 Fuck! 910 01:14:39,866 --> 01:14:41,607 Ow! 911 01:14:45,263 --> 01:14:46,656 Okay! 912 01:14:46,699 --> 01:14:48,657 Oh, fuck! 913 01:14:49,833 --> 01:14:51,791 I'm gonna get you! 914 01:15:01,844 --> 01:15:03,499 [gags] 915 01:15:05,239 --> 01:15:07,023 Okay. 916 01:15:11,028 --> 01:15:15,075 Okay. Okay. Okay. 917 01:15:15,119 --> 01:15:19,993 One, two, three. 918 01:15:22,039 --> 01:15:24,650 Ah! 919 01:15:33,311 --> 01:15:34,704 [screams] 920 01:15:34,746 --> 01:15:36,053 Ah, fuck! 921 01:15:36,096 --> 01:15:38,055 Oh! 922 01:15:38,098 --> 01:15:39,709 Okay. 923 01:15:39,752 --> 01:15:41,275 Fuck. 924 01:15:42,799 --> 01:15:43,930 Okay. 925 01:15:43,974 --> 01:15:46,411 I'm going to fucking get you! 926 01:15:55,942 --> 01:15:57,639 [gunshot] 927 01:15:59,555 --> 01:16:04,516 [laughs] 928 01:16:04,559 --> 01:16:06,605 [cheers] 929 01:16:06,648 --> 01:16:08,520 Look at you now! 930 01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:09,956 [laughs] 931 01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:11,392 Boom! 932 01:16:11,436 --> 01:16:13,370 Looks like the episode'sgoing to end pretty good! 933 01:16:13,394 --> 01:16:16,267 I'm going to go get you, you fucking bitch! 934 01:16:16,309 --> 01:16:20,097 Fuck! Ow! Fucking shit! 935 01:16:20,139 --> 01:16:23,317 Oh my god! Oh my god! 936 01:16:25,102 --> 01:16:27,495 Okay. Okay. 937 01:16:30,107 --> 01:16:32,326 [grunting] 938 01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:42,598 Okay. Okay. 939 01:16:50,954 --> 01:16:53,260 [grunting] 940 01:16:53,304 --> 01:16:55,480 Okay. Oh. 941 01:17:12,715 --> 01:17:13,759 Okay. 942 01:17:29,469 --> 01:17:31,472 Okay. 943 01:17:31,516 --> 01:17:34,737 I'm glad you all tuned in. 944 01:17:34,780 --> 01:17:38,262 Everybody loves a nice twisty ending. 945 01:17:38,305 --> 01:17:41,134 We'll see where this goes, okay? 946 01:17:41,178 --> 01:17:43,920 Finally, 947 01:17:43,963 --> 01:17:46,879 we got a final season finale! 948 01:17:46,923 --> 01:17:48,576 She tried to get away. 949 01:17:48,620 --> 01:17:51,231 Fucking fuck! 950 01:17:51,275 --> 01:17:53,059 Ah! Fuck! 951 01:17:53,103 --> 01:17:57,629 [screaming] 952 01:18:00,414 --> 01:18:02,808 [screaming] 953 01:18:06,769 --> 01:18:08,901 [screaming] 954 01:18:21,784 --> 01:18:25,962 [screaming] 955 01:18:29,922 --> 01:18:34,884 [screaming] 956 01:18:34,927 --> 01:18:39,889 [screaming] 957 01:18:39,932 --> 01:18:42,021 [grunting] 958 01:18:59,822 --> 01:19:03,173 [screaming] 959 01:19:38,773 --> 01:19:41,514 -We bought a church.-You bought a church? 960 01:19:41,559 --> 01:19:43,189 Yeah. We came across this church that was converted 961 01:19:43,213 --> 01:19:45,476 into a bed and breakfast in the '70s, 962 01:19:45,519 --> 01:19:48,827 and it's a little rustic but we fell in love with it, 963 01:19:48,871 --> 01:19:50,829 so we bought it. 964 01:19:50,873 --> 01:19:52,807 Yeah, we actually sold our studio and moved to the country. 965 01:19:52,831 --> 01:19:57,139 Wow. You live in a church? 966 01:19:57,183 --> 01:19:59,795 Oh my god. You two should come up. 967 01:19:59,838 --> 01:20:01,797 [Chris]I love going to church. 968 01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:03,600 [Jesse] David and I have been dying to host. 969 01:20:03,624 --> 01:20:05,583 You'll get to meet him. 970 01:20:14,940 --> 01:20:16,507 It sounds really nice. 971 01:20:16,550 --> 01:20:18,726 -Yes.-Great! 972 01:20:18,770 --> 01:20:21,120 Done. Awesome. 973 01:20:21,164 --> 01:20:22,905 We're going to have so much fun. 974 01:20:22,948 --> 01:20:24,341 Yeah! 975 01:20:24,384 --> 01:20:29,128 ♪ 976 01:20:35,612 --> 01:20:40,531 ♪