1 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:03,322 Hey, Seth Rogen. What up, man? 2 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:10,128 Oh, hey, John! Over here! 3 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:13,090 Welcome to Los Angeles International Airport. 4 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:14,969 Attention, all passengers. 5 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:16,963 Do not leave your baggage unattended. 6 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:19,611 All unattended baggage is subject to search... 7 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,921 Yay! 8 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,809 We're so happy! 9 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:25,086 Look at this! 10 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:26,446 What's happening, man? 11 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:27,806 Good to see you, buddy. 12 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,325 How you doing? I'm good, man. 13 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:30,441 Yes, you are. 14 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:32,201 How long has it been, man? 15 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:33,446 Sometime in the last... 16 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:35,488 Inside of a year or something. Yeah. 17 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:37,200 I have the best weekend ever planned, man. 18 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:39,682 Lay it on me. Ooh! I don't want to ruin it. 19 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:41,485 Seth Rogen! Shit, here we go. Hey. 20 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:42,925 How's it going, man? Yeah, good. 21 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:45,771 So, you, like, always play, like, the same guy in every movie. 22 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:47,616 When are you gonna do some, like, real acting, man? 23 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:48,641 Okay, thank you. 24 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:50,722 Give me something. Give me, like, the laugh, man. 25 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:52,131 Give me the Seth Rogen laugh. 26 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:54,601 Seth Rogen, everybody. 27 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:57,968 All right, I've landed. I'm here. We've said our hellos. 28 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:01,044 Can we please go to fucking Carl's Jr.? 29 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:02,641 Oh. 30 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:05,803 I would... I would love to. I'm on a... 31 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:07,441 I can't really eat that stuff right now. 32 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:08,760 I'm on a, uh... What? 33 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:09,841 I'm on this cleanse. 34 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:11,649 You're... You're on a what? 35 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:12,960 I'm on a cleanse. 36 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:17,008 What? It's good for you. 37 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:18,776 I didn't know... You're supposed to take six shits a day. 38 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:20,245 That's not true. It is true! 39 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:21,841 You're supposed to shit twice a day. No. 40 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,576 That's not true. That's what they used to think. 41 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:25,887 Now they know you're supposed to shit six times a day. 42 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:28,531 So you're not drinking. You're not smoking weed. You're not... 43 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:31,405 No, no, I'm drinking and smoking weed. But... 44 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:33,164 I'm on a cleanse. I'm not psychotic. 45 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,004 Look, man, if you stopped eating gluten, 46 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:37,162 you'd feel way fucking better all day. 47 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,200 Whenever you feel shitty, that's 'cause of gluten. 48 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:40,366 That's not true. It is. 49 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,536 Who the fuck told you not to eat gluten? It's just true. 50 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:44,164 You don't even know what gluten is. 51 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:45,480 I know what fucking gluten is. 52 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:46,856 No, you have no idea what gluten is. 53 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:47,881 I do know what gluten is. 54 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,485 Gluten's a vague term. 55 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,643 It's something that's used to categorize things that are bad, you know? 56 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:55,371 Calories, that's a gluten. Fat, that's a gluten. 57 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:58,489 Somebody just told you you probably shouldn't eat gluten, 58 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:00,296 you're like, "Oh, I guess I shouldn't eat gluten." 59 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:02,482 Gluten means bad shit, man, and I'm not eating it. 60 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:05,011 Mmm! 61 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:06,441 Mmm-hmm. Oh! 62 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:07,521 God! 63 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:10,280 Each bite is better than the previous bite. 64 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:11,964 It is. Gluten! 65 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:13,681 Hey, this looks beautiful. 66 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,256 Yeah. Do you like it? I totally redid it. 67 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:16,281 It's fucking awesome. 68 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:17,566 It's all new. Those are new. 69 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:19,284 God damn, son! It's pretty nice, huh? 70 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:21,561 So this is how the other half lives. 71 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:23,364 Come on. Amazing. 72 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:25,363 Air hockey tables. Jesus Murphy! 73 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:27,010 Right? Okay, get ready, Jay. 74 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:28,080 What? 75 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,216 I have a little surprise for you. 76 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:30,240 Okay. 77 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:32,567 Here's the best weekend you ever had in your life. Oh! 78 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:35,206 Look at it, man. 79 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:36,884 Oh, my... Are you serious? 80 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:38,096 It's all of your favorite things. 81 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:41,567 Starburst and Airheads on a... Yeah. 82 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:42,640 And it says "Jay." 83 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,409 In joints. In joints. 84 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:46,369 It says "Jay" in jays. 85 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:50,681 Seth Rogen, you are just the best people. 86 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:53,216 Come on, I know you don't love it in LA, so I figure I'll make it... 87 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:55,641 You know, I'll lube up your entry a little bit. 88 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:57,722 It eases the transition. Yeah, right? 89 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:59,410 This is the much-needed foreplay. 90 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:00,481 You know what else I got? 91 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:01,766 Yo, this... 92 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:03,285 A 3-D television. No, you didn't... 93 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:05,249 I got a 3-D TV. Are you serious? 94 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:08,727 Oh, my God. I did it, man. 95 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:10,040 What? 96 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:11,610 Let's get into it. 97 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,364 Oh, my God, bud. 98 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:14,925 It's Gandalf the Grey's pipe. 99 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,240 Damn, no shit. 100 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,488 Hello, little hobbit. 101 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:20,927 Spark my ganja. Yeah. 102 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:25,687 I'm a well-known homosexual advocate. 103 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:27,922 ♪ Backstreet's back, all right 104 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:36,368 ♪ Hey, hey, yeah, well 105 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,450 ♪ Everybody Rook your body 106 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:41,006 ♪ Everybody ♪ Everybody 107 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:43,526 ♪ Rock your body right ♪ Rock your body 108 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,443 ♪ Everybody! 109 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:46,965 ♪ Backstreet's back... ♪ 110 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,281 Oh, my eyes feel like they're melting. 111 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:50,441 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 112 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:51,971 I need a break. 113 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,046 Oh. You know what, actually? 114 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:55,963 We should go to Franco's house soon. 115 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:57,320 He's having a housewarming party. 116 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:58,811 He just finished building his house. 117 00:04:58,880 --> 00:04:59,936 I haven't even seen it yet, 118 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:01,803 but it's supposed to be bonkers. 119 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:03,136 I haven't been in LA in, like, a year, 120 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:06,448 and I came here to chill with you. 121 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:08,696 We can chill together, and we'll chill with those other guys. 122 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:10,643 We'll all chill as one big unit. 123 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:12,131 Will I even know anybody there? 124 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:13,247 You know James Franco. 125 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:15,641 James Franco doesn't even know my name. 126 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:16,926 Jonah Hill will be there. 127 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,490 Can't stand him. He can't stand me. 128 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:21,291 He's, like, the nicest guy in the world! He likes you so much. 129 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:23,169 He specifically talks about how he likes you. 130 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:24,456 Out of nowhere, he just said, "You know what?" 131 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:25,527 "Jay's an inspiration." 132 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:28,251 There's no way he said that. Also, just can't stand him. 133 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:29,924 Okay, fine. Craig Robinson. 134 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,001 Never met him. 135 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:32,491 He's hilarious. 136 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,648 Sweats a lot, but he's a great guy. 137 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:36,245 So it's gonna be fun, man. 138 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:39,730 For you, I will go. 139 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:42,371 I promise, I'll stay with you all night, okay? 140 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:45,683 I won't ditch you. No, 'cause I want to be with you all night. 141 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:47,922 And you know why else? 142 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,367 'Cause nobody puts Jay in the corner. 143 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:02,886 Awesome. 144 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:03,960 Wow! 145 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:05,644 Thank you. Thank you. There you go. Cool. 146 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:07,250 Thanks a lot, eh? Thanks a lot. 147 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:08,367 Okay, man. 148 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:10,490 Holy shit. 149 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:12,690 Wow! 150 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:15,165 This is crazy! 151 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,527 Yeah? Yeah, man, right? 152 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:19,728 Look at it. A bit much. 153 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:21,245 I don't think it is a bit much. 154 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:22,600 I think it's right on the money. 155 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:24,165 What is he, Pablo Escobar? 156 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:25,576 Come on, man, this is an awesome street. 157 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,284 Channing Tatum lives up there. 158 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,216 Oh, for the love of... Will you stop talking about... 159 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:30,376 This is the sexiest street in America. 160 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:31,526 You and Channing Tatum. 161 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:32,886 I think he's attractive. 162 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:36,163 I think it's a cool house. I know you do. 163 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:37,765 I can't wait to see inside it. 164 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:39,444 That's why I'm excited. 165 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:43,241 Ha-ha! Yes! What's up, man? Seth! 166 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,243 So happy you're here. I'm so happy to be here. 167 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:46,560 Hey, Johnny, what's up? 168 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,085 It's Jay. It's Jay. 169 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:50,527 I'll never forget it again, man. Good to see you. 170 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:52,376 Nice to see you. Come on in. Yeah! Yeah, great. 171 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,641 Check it out. My new place! 172 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,449 Awesome, man! 173 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:57,686 Designed it myself. 174 00:06:57,760 --> 00:07:00,525 Really cool. This place is beautiful, man. 175 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,602 This place is like a piece of me. 176 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:04,762 You two just stepped inside me. 177 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:07,926 You let us both cum inside you. Yeah. 178 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,731 Icing on the cake. Check it out. 179 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:12,527 Painted them myself. 180 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:13,921 Huh. 181 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,923 Side by side. A team. 182 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,047 Holy shit. 183 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,249 So, is it weird? 184 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:21,288 No. You sure? 185 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:23,044 I really like it. 186 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:24,246 What do you think, Jay? 187 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:26,448 I'm not a big art guy. 188 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:27,806 You don't like art? 189 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:29,769 Well, come on... 190 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:31,763 You play video games? Yes. 191 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:33,888 Well, guess what, buddy? You like art. 192 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:34,961 Yep. 193 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:36,166 You ever been to Subway? 194 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:37,287 Yes. 195 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:38,771 You order a sandwich? 196 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:40,968 Somebody put that together for you, dude. That's art. 197 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:42,121 Sandwich artist. 198 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,480 So, let me lay this on you, Jay. 199 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:44,521 Oh, fuck. 200 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:45,856 Your mama's pussy was the canvas. 201 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:47,644 Your dad's dick was the paintbrush. 202 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:49,722 Boom. You're the art. Huh? 203 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:52,244 Thanks, James Franco. You got it. 204 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:53,810 Seth! Mindy, hello. 205 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:55,536 Oh, my God, great to see you. Oh, you, too. 206 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:56,800 Long time. How's it going? 207 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:59,167 You know Jay? I don't think I've ever actually met you. 208 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:00,890 You were so good in Million Dollar Baby. 209 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,002 That's amazing. Thank you so much for saying that. 210 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:05,003 Oh, my God, if I don't fuck Michael Cera tonight, 211 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:07,088 I'm gonna blow my brains out. What? 212 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:09,367 Fucking pale, 110 pounds, 213 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:12,922 hairless, probably has a huge cock, coked out of his mind... 214 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,241 You can do a lot better. That's just trouble. 215 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:18,881 So, Ri-Ri, how about you, you ever see a psychiatrist? 216 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:20,166 Um... 217 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,320 That's not cool. Don't touch my butt, bitch. 218 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:27,496 Michael, that's not cool. Would you shut the fuck up, Jason! 219 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:29,409 We're playing a game, man. 220 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,649 Say cheese, baby. 221 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,496 What's up, buddy? How's it going, dude? 222 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:35,726 Good to see you, man. 223 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,370 Is that Jay Baruchel? Hi, there. Hey. 224 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:38,576 Oh, my God, get in here, dude. 225 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,240 How's it going, Jonah? What are you doing? 226 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:42,521 Good. How you doing, buddy? Oh, my gosh. 227 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,648 Welcome back. Thank you very much. 228 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:46,609 When'd you get in? Uh, this morning, 229 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:48,523 and boy, are my arms tired. 230 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:51,326 Dude, that's great. 231 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:52,401 - Thank you. - Sick. 232 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:54,005 What have you guys been doing? 233 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:55,923 Oh, we just hung out all day. 234 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:59,925 Ate a bunch of dirty burgers, and smoked about a fucking pound of weed 235 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,411 and played a bunch of video games. 236 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:03,721 Weed is tight. Weed is tight. That's awesome. 237 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,056 That's awesome. Weed is awesome. 238 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:07,447 It was like the golfing sequence in Navy SEALs. 239 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,568 Sick reference, though, bro. Oh, thanks, bud. 240 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:11,856 Dude, your references are out of control. Everyone knows that. 241 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:13,484 Hey, thanks, man. I'm jealous. 242 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:15,847 I would have been there in a heartbeat, 243 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:19,242 but, uh, I actually just adopted this incontinent spaniel. 244 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:20,456 She's a really beautiful soul. 245 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:22,130 Her name's Ahjhai. Ahjhai? 246 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,247 Yeah. How do you spell it? 247 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:27,176 You want to see a picture of her? 248 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,248 Oh, she's so sweet. Hey! 249 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:30,560 - Look at her. - Aw! 250 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:32,324 She can't bark. She doesn't know how, so... 251 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:33,536 She doesn't know how to bark, even? 252 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:34,616 She doesn't know how to bark, 253 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:36,244 so I've tried to teach her 254 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:38,482 and she just kind of screams, and so she was up, 255 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:41,245 had her face smushed against the cage, and was, like... 256 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:42,560 Ah! 257 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:44,851 Yeah, cool. Um... 258 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:47,807 Tell you what, boys, I'm kind of jonesing, 259 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:51,248 so I'm gonna find someone I can bum a smoke off of outside, all right? 260 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:53,089 That's tight, dude. Honestly, I like you. 261 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,161 Hey, likewise. 262 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:55,691 Okay, dude, come back. 263 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:58,604 I'll be right back. You're holding court. All right, boys. 264 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:01,884 Dude. I know. I think we're making some progress. 265 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:02,960 That was really good. 266 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,361 And honestly, he's your old friend. 267 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:05,816 We're your new friends. He feels threatened. 268 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:06,841 Yeah, man. 269 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:08,610 You know, and I get it. 270 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:09,680 It's gonna be fine. 271 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:11,120 I honestly think tonight's the night 272 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:12,360 we bust this whole thing open. 273 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:15,563 And I'm lucky. It's the same thing a lot, though. 274 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:17,290 It's, like, my TV wife opens the fridge, 275 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:20,204 and is, like, "What happened to the birthday cake?" 276 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:22,965 And I come out with, like, a little frosting, like, 277 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:24,401 "What birthday cake?" 278 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:26,044 'Cause you ate the cake! Yeah. 279 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:27,326 'Cause you ate the cake! 280 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:28,640 "It's my birthday." 281 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:33,051 That's why y'all number one. 'Cause of that. 282 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,447 You're Jay, right? Yeah. 283 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:35,521 Seth's boy? Yeah. 284 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:36,936 How you doing, man? Good to see you. 285 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:38,041 Good. Likewise, likewise. 286 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,082 I'm Craig, man. This is Emma. Hi. Hi, there. 287 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,856 You just in town visiting him, or what? 288 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:45,043 Yeah. Just for a little visit, you know. 289 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:47,122 I try to not come down here very much. 290 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,486 I don't really love it here. 291 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:49,560 You don't like LA? 292 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:53,400 I'm just not really into the LA lifestyle. 293 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,206 What lifestyle are you into? 294 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,806 Look at him. He's, like, a hipster, right? 295 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:00,451 No, I'm not a hipster, at all. 296 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:03,126 Yeah, yeah, you do seem to hate a lot of things, 297 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,936 and the bottom of your pants are awful tight. 298 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:08,806 No, I just... I don't like Los Angeles. It doesn't make me a hipster. 299 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:11,121 I'll bet you hate movies that are universally loved. 300 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:12,201 I don't even... 301 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,361 You like Forrest Gump? 302 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:16,011 No, no, it's a horrendous piece of shit. 303 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:18,162 "Life is like a box of chocolates," no? 304 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:19,770 Yeah, no, I'm familiar with it. 305 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:23,047 "You never know what you're gonna get." 306 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:26,965 Why don't we do a sequel to Pineapple Express? 307 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:28,496 I would love to do a sequel to Pineapple. 308 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:29,576 Do you have any ideas, or... 309 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:31,204 I do have an idea. What? 310 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:34,489 It's that Red, Danny, has become, like, the drug lord, 311 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,528 you know, since we killed the other one, 312 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,682 and he wants to assassinate Woody Harrelson, 313 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,770 'cause he's gonna give a speech that makes all of weed legal, 314 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:44,207 effectively rendering drug lords out of business. 315 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:46,129 Awesome. Yeah, it's fucking awesome, 316 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:48,806 but we don't have... We don't know how it should end yet. 317 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:50,166 I... I know. 318 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,886 Danny's trying to kill us. Yeah. 319 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:55,566 And I sacrifice myself for you. 320 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:58,086 And he kills me, 321 00:11:58,160 --> 00:11:59,491 and I die for you. 322 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:03,209 And Danny fucking eats me. 323 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:05,163 Why does he eat you? I don't know. 324 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:07,766 I'm just trying to think of, like, the nastiest way to go. 325 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:10,241 Yeah, he could eat you. Okay. That's a good idea, man. 326 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,607 He's just out of his mind. He just, like, eats me. 327 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,286 Hey, Chris. How's it going? 328 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:16,328 Hey, does this coke smell funny? Ooh! 329 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,323 Fuck! Michael, what the fuck, man? 330 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,970 That's expensive shit, motherfucker! 331 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,121 What are you doing? 332 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,600 I've never fucking done cocaine, dude. Why does it fucking... 333 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:25,656 Well, you did the best shit possible for your first time, 334 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:26,736 'cause that's good fucking... 335 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:27,976 Fuck, fuck, fuck, I'm nervous, dude. 336 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,416 I don't know what... What is wrong with you, man? 337 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:30,576 Look, he's freaking out. Oh, shit. 338 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,096 I've never done this fucking drug before, man. 339 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,121 Mike, please. 340 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,896 I'll walk you through it. I will walk you through it. 341 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,649 Mike, no one... I'll be your guide. 342 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,416 You're fine, Chris. You're fine. Is it on... 343 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:39,576 You got some in your mustache, baby. 344 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:40,647 What are you... Michael! 345 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:42,923 Now, fellas, I want you to real sexy right now. 346 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,082 We're gonna sing to all the ladies. 347 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:48,602 All the fellas go like this, in your Barry White voice. 348 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,364 ♪ Take your panties off 349 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,044 ♪ Take your panties off 350 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:53,690 ♪ Take your panties off 351 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:55,605 ♪ Take your panties off 352 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:58,968 ♪ Come on, Rihanna Take your panties off for me 353 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:02,010 ♪ Come on, Craig, can you fuck off for me? ♪ 354 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,689 I'll do one of them things. 355 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:08,520 Like an angel. 356 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:10,290 What about the host of the party? 357 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:12,044 ♪ I ain't got no panties on 358 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,808 ♪ He ain't got no panties, everybody! 359 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,609 ♪ We ain't got no panties on 360 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,404 ♪ We ain't got no panties on 361 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:20,130 ♪ We ain't got no panties on 362 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,441 ♪ We ain't got no panties on 363 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,524 ♪ Ain't nobody got no panties on 364 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,045 ♪ We ain't got no panties on 365 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:28,576 ♪ Ain't no party like a no-panty party 366 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,000 ♪ 'Cause a no-panty party don't stop 367 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,204 ♪ Fuck those panties 368 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:33,770 ♪ Fuck those... 369 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,763 ♪ Fuck those panties 370 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:37,365 ♪ Fuck those panties 371 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:38,965 ♪ Fuck those panties ♪ 372 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:40,280 What's not kid-friendly? 373 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:41,896 There's a lot of sharp edges. Concrete, sharp edges. 374 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,736 He's gonna bust his head open on one of those things. 375 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,840 A kid could fall off this fucking railing right here. 376 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:47,736 That's why you have the railing, so they don't fall. 377 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,683 Hey. Sorry. I want to have kids one day. 378 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:52,366 Hey, Jay. Oh, hey, hi, Jonah. 379 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,536 Is there any place around here I can buy a pack of cigarettes? 380 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:55,607 Yeah. 381 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:57,921 There's a place like, it's like, four blocks away, maybe. 382 00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,325 You want to come with me? 383 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,408 Give me this much time. That much joint time. 384 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:03,886 Oh! 385 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,769 Jesus! Hey, Jay. 386 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,288 Hey, you need to use the toilet, honey? Go ahead. 387 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:10,763 Nope, I'm... I sorry. 388 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:13,361 Who wants a sip? Sip time. 389 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:26,601 You okay, man? 390 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,364 It's nothing. It's just, you know, 391 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:31,569 as soon as we got there, you did what you said you wouldn't do. 392 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:33,967 What did I do? You just fucking ditched my ass. 393 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,850 I didn't ditch you. Are you kidding me, man? 394 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:38,126 I did not ditch you. 395 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:41,568 I was talking to Jonah, and then you left to go have a cigarette. 396 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:44,723 Well, you know, my cigarette was an excuse. 397 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,882 I really went outside 'cause Jonah was being a prick. 398 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,644 Jonah was not being a prick. 399 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,296 If anything, you were kind of being a prick. 400 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:51,890 Jonah's the nicest guy ever, man. 401 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:54,691 Oh, my God, that's a thin veneer of kindness. 402 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:55,761 Nobody's that nice. 403 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:56,921 Jonah is that nice. 404 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,565 Serial killers are that nice. 405 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,563 Just answer me one question. 406 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:02,927 Is Michael Cera's butthole as adorable as I pictured? 407 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,240 Oh, for fuck's sake. 408 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,368 I picture it looking like a little donut, 409 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,044 like a little pink sprinkled donut. 410 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,084 Oh, it's so bright in here. 411 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,764 It is fucking bright. 412 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,604 Oh, I'm so high. 413 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:17,127 There's so many delicious choices. What do I do? 414 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,089 I'm gonna get something to drink. Okay. 415 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:20,924 Excuse me, would it be possible 416 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,445 for my daughter to use your restroom? 417 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:23,965 She's really got to go. 418 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,441 Read the sign. Customers only. 419 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:27,521 Seriously? 420 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:30,251 Why the fuck you think I put up the sign? 421 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,084 It's okay, Dad. I can hold it. 422 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,680 Let's just buy something for your mother. 423 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:37,331 Yeah, well, I guess you better, huh? 424 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,164 This cash register lady is mean. 425 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,969 I have anxiety. Will you buy this for me? 426 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,485 When I'm stoned, I can't do this. 427 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:44,767 I think I'm just gonna head back to your place. 428 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:47,724 I'm not really liking it very much over there at Franco's. 429 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,296 Dude, I want you to get to know these guys. That's never gonna happen 430 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:53,244 if you don't put in any effort whatsoever, okay? 431 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,890 I hate it in there. 432 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,566 I just want to drink some pop and smoke some weed. 433 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:16,720 What about... 434 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,164 What about me? 435 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,930 Are you okay? Are you okay? 436 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,411 Did you just see that? 437 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:50,811 What the hell? 438 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,970 Oh, my God, Jesus, Jesus! Run, run, run! 439 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,004 This way! Okay, okay, okay! 440 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:04,849 Oh, my God! Oh, oh... 441 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,200 Oh, Jesus. 442 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:08,886 Run! 443 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,291 Jesus Christ! 444 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:13,564 Why the fuck did you bring me down here? 445 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,882 The fuck, Seth? I don't know what's happening! 446 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,049 We're going back to Franco's. Why? 447 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:24,047 Just run! Keep running! 448 00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,360 Oh, my fuck! 449 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:29,202 We are going back to Franco's! 450 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:30,361 Oh, God damn it. 451 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,485 Jesus! Oh, shit! 452 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:37,523 This way. We're almost there! We're so close! 453 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:43,801 Hey, you guys okay? 454 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:45,006 Are you guys okay? 455 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:47,924 There was a crazy earthquake. Did you guys feel that? 456 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,411 That was insane. Fuck, no. 457 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:50,536 We can't feel anything in here. 458 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,244 This place is a fucking fortress. 459 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,084 That wasn't an earthquake, man. 460 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,856 That was something way fucking crazier. No... 461 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:56,936 What's crazier than an earthquake? 462 00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:00,407 There were beams of blue light coming out of the sky 463 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,006 and people getting sucked up into the sky. 464 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,287 He's on hallucinogens. 465 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:09,081 Come on, guys. Don't bully Jay. He's a sweetheart. 466 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,880 Keep going, man. What are you talking about? 467 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,081 There were people, and they were there, 468 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,766 and they got sucked up into the sky. 469 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:18,649 Jay. Sucked up into the sky? 470 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,290 Nobody got sucked up in here. 471 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,362 I got sucked off here. 472 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:27,805 No, okay, ask Seth. He was... 473 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:29,006 You were there. Tell them. 474 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,481 Seth, what the fuck's he talking about? 475 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:37,164 I have no idea what he's talking about honestly. 476 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:40,005 Did anybody get sucked up into the sky? 477 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,161 I didn't see anything. 478 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,645 I don't know what he's talking about. 479 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,336 You were there with me. What are you saying? 480 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:47,360 All those people that were in the store with us, they just fucking vanished. 481 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,216 I didn't see blue light sucking people up in the sky. 482 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:51,641 You sound crazy, man. We should just be lucky we're... 483 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:52,767 It's not over! 484 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,001 It's okay. Just relax. 485 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:58,650 Everyone, it's all right. Just a little tremor. Party's still going. 486 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,802 In-N-Out truck's coming in 10 minutes. 487 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,849 - Yes. - Animal style! 488 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,610 Oh, my fuck! 489 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:07,529 - Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! - Move! Move! 490 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,807 Move, move, move, move! This place is safe! 491 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,644 This place is not safe! 492 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,006 Craig, where you going, man? 493 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,889 It's a fucking earthquake! Fuck! 494 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,896 Move, move, move, come on! Get out of my way. Move, girl! 495 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,082 - Oh, my God, Seth! - Oh, shit! 496 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,571 Seth. What the fuck? 497 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:24,002 Don't go on the grass, not everybody on the grass! 498 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,045 What the fuck? 499 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:37,610 Oh, God! 500 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,244 What the fuck is happening? Paul! 501 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:40,731 What's happening? 502 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:43,531 All right, everybody, listen up. Listen up. 503 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,285 Who took my fucking cell phone, man? 504 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,931 Martin, empty your pockets! What? 505 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,441 I saw you in the bathroom, man! Somebody dial my phone! 506 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,363 Shut the fuck up! It's unbelievable! 507 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:56,728 It's unacceptable after all the coke I've wasted on you people. 508 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:57,887 I've thrown it away. 509 00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,256 I didn't take your fucking cell phone. 510 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:02,443 310... Whoa, whoa, whoa! Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike... 511 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,446 My face! 512 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,761 What's happening to me? What's happening? 513 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,205 Oh, my God! 514 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,929 Oh, shit, that's embarrassing. 515 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:43,321 Rihanna! 516 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,127 Please give me your foot! 517 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:53,611 Oh, my God! 518 00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:58,204 Craig, Craig, help me. I'm losing my grip! 519 00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:59,696 It's too late for you! You're already in the hole! 520 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:00,816 What the fuck are you talking about? 521 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:01,921 Get the fuck out of my way! 522 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:05,846 Oh! 523 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:06,921 Sorry. 524 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,611 Karen! 525 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,365 Seth, come on! Get in the house! Come on, Seth! 526 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,682 Oh, my God, I'm gonna die! 527 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,165 Martin! 528 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,447 Oh, shit! Kevin! Kevin! 529 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:25,567 What the fuck? 530 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,330 Geez, get the fuck off me, Aziz! 531 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,688 Ow, ow, ow! 532 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:34,011 Fuck you, Kevin! 533 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:36,287 Oh, God, no, get your fucking hands off me! 534 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:37,646 Get your fucking... 535 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,322 No! 536 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,482 Jay, I can't hold on much longer. 537 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,484 You have to reach out and grab me. You hear? 538 00:21:56,560 --> 00:22:00,281 Okay, uh, you take my hand, and I will swing you up. 539 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,096 Are you sure? I'm gonna give you my whole weight. 540 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:03,536 I'm gonna reach for you, all right? Yeah, yeah. 541 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,324 Are you sure you can do that? 542 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,640 I can grab you on three. 543 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,330 One, two, three. 544 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,601 All right, buddy. 545 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,682 Now I'm gonna, I'm gonna swing across. 546 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:15,807 I got you, buddy. 547 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,400 You're gonna hold my weight, all of it. 548 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,441 Okay, come on. 549 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,522 You can hold on to my full weight? I can do it. 550 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:21,616 I don't want to die. Okay. 551 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,324 One, two... Two, three. 552 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,040 No! 553 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:29,083 No! No! 554 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,164 Oh, man. 555 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,126 Fuck. 556 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:07,606 Holy shit! What happened? 557 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,250 Jay, you're alive. Jay. 558 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:10,736 Oh, thank God, Jay. I'm not dead yet. 559 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,285 I told you guys not to go outside. 560 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:13,407 What just happened? 561 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:14,896 Jesus Christ, they are all fucking dead. 562 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,490 I told you guys not to run outside. 563 00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:17,561 You all right? 564 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,563 I tried to save Aziz. I tried. 565 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,449 You did your best, man. I love you. 566 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,807 Why the fuck did you guys run out there? 567 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,496 You know what, James, can you lower your voice? 568 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:26,726 You're freaking out Jay! 569 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,649 Maybe I'm a little freaked out, too! 570 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,376 - He's not as strong as you. - They all fell in. 571 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,656 - Look at my house! - I tried to save them. They all fell in. 572 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:35,251 Get your fucking hands off me. Jonah, stop touching me. 573 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,890 Can we get Jay some water, please? 574 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,166 Can we get him some hydration? 575 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,736 - He needs to be hydrated. - The water's not working! 576 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,250 Everyone just runs out the door! 577 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,606 My phone is dead. 578 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:44,364 Guys, the fucking internet's not working! 579 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,329 Let's watch the TV. Let's check the news. 580 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,164 Where is the TV? 581 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,282 It's in the floor. In the floor? 582 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,089 - Oh, that's dope. - Yeah, cool, huh? 583 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,201 That's really neat. 584 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:54,691 That is impressive, James. 585 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,882 The biggest earthquake to ever hit Les... 586 00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:59,770 Officers urging people to stay in their homes right now. 587 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,842 And also reports of looting and rioting 588 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,016 are spreading across the city. 589 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,201 Riots. 590 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:05,645 Police are pretty much outnumbered 591 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,802 as people are turning to one another. 592 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,609 Martial law has now been declared. 593 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,170 Air Force One has gone down... 594 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:15,210 Shit. It's gone, guys. 595 00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:19,442 So I think we should... 596 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:22,643 I think we should probably go back to your place, eh? 597 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,131 What are you talking about, man? 598 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:27,409 No, no way. I'm not leaving here. 599 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:30,848 I don't want to die at James Franco's house. 600 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:32,805 You heard the TV. 601 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:36,566 The TV said stay here. It said stay in your homes. 602 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,723 We need to stay here until they start rescuing people, okay? 603 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,326 A huge earthquake happens. Who do they rescue first? 604 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:43,811 - Actors. - Famous people. 605 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,360 They'll get Clooney, Sandra Bullock, me. 606 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,204 If there's room, you guys'll come. 607 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,640 The point is, is that we're all gonna get out of this first. 608 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:52,561 What the hell was that? 609 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,056 It's already going crazy out there, guys. 610 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:57,323 We can't leave. I'm not leaving, okay? I'm a victim. 611 00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:00,244 I've had a victim's mentality my whole life. People can smell it on me. 612 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,163 When I was a kid, I had man-titties. 613 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,976 The bullies held me down, they tittie-fucked me. 614 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,416 That's what's happening out there right now. 615 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:06,680 That's right, we are all soft. 616 00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:07,886 Yeah. We are all soft! 617 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,928 We are actors! We pretend to be hard, man. 618 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,843 Yeah. We soft as baby shit. 619 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,526 As baby shit, soft as... Wait, Craig, what are you doing, man? 620 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:17,176 Hey, hey, what are you doing? What are you doing to the painting, man? 621 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:18,856 We got to board this shit up, man. Board it up? 622 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:20,416 We got to protect ourselves. We don't know 623 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,124 how long we gonna be in here. Okay, chill. 624 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:23,456 There's raccoons, and bandits, and shit out there. 625 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,016 This is Obey, man! If you get out the way! 626 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,416 This is my favorite fucking painting! What are you doing, Craig? 627 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:28,441 Guys, help. 628 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,363 Help. Help. Get off. 629 00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:33,046 Chill. Look. 630 00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:34,929 Helicopter! Helicopter! 631 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:40,046 The good guys are here. We're fine! It's gonna be fine. 632 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:45,770 God damn! 633 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,763 Oh! God damn! 634 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:49,605 Ow! Shit! 635 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:50,681 You Okay? 636 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,091 No, I'm not okay! 637 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,288 Fuck your house, Franco! 638 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,641 My house didn't do that! Aah! 639 00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:58,920 Ow. 640 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:05,130 You don't got a tool kit or nothing? Just a toolbox? 641 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:06,565 I don't know. Look in there. 642 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,129 Where's the edge of this shit? 643 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,328 Your thumb's in my butthole, man. 644 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:15,846 Whoa. 645 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,570 Y'all need this dick? 646 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:18,681 No, we're not using it. 647 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,280 All right, I'm gonna take it over here. 648 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,687 Careful with that dick. Damn. 649 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,365 It's heavy. 650 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,163 There it is, got that dick now. 651 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:33,686 That dick is coming now. 652 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,521 Yeah, got this big dick. 653 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,165 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey. 654 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:43,810 What now? Listen. 655 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:46,929 Not the Rogen, all right? Don't take him. 656 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,087 Take me. 657 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:51,607 We got 12 bottles of water, 56 beers, two vodkas, 658 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:54,809 four whiskeys, six bottles of wine, tequila, Nutella, 659 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:58,566 cheese, pizza, eggs, bananas, apples, bacon, steaks, 660 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:02,565 pancake mix, CT Crunch, milk, ketchup, a Milky Way, 661 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:05,729 half ounce Sour Diesel, three and a half grams Grand Master Kush, 662 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,962 one ounce of 'shrooms, 15 pills of ecstasy, 663 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,042 a porno mag, a baseball bat, 664 00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:12,487 and the video camera from the movie 27 Hours. 665 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,050 127 Hours. 666 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:15,805 Uh... 667 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:17,689 127 Hours. 668 00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,969 And a functioning revolver from the movie Flyboys. 669 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,451 Old Faithful. 670 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:23,851 Jesus. Thing's real. 671 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:25,729 No, I kept this from the movie. Yeah. 672 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,370 This is an actual revolver. I see. 673 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:28,536 Franco, that's very uncomfortable. 674 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:29,656 Could you put that down, please? 675 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:30,680 Loaded. 676 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,131 Love it. Awesome. 677 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:33,976 Can you just put the gun away? I always keep my props. 678 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,048 That's really cool. Always keep my props. 679 00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,201 I know how to handle it. 680 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:38,856 He knows what he's doing. I like this bit. 681 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,291 I like it. I get it. Let me see. 682 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:42,328 It's real. It's heavy. Let me see it like that. 683 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,004 - God damn! - Come on, guys! 684 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,216 - You could kill... - Careful. 685 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,321 - Bang, bang! - Jesus! 686 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,731 Please, put it down! Oh, fuck! 687 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,848 Bang, bang, bang. You're dead. 688 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,008 I hope you're fucking happy. Pow, pow, pow. 689 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,764 Stop... Guys, stop fucking with the gun. 690 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,365 Jesus! Jesus! Pow, pow. 691 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,441 It's a real gun! Bang. 692 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:57,576 It's so funny. It's so funny. 693 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,080 - Guys, it's funny. - It's not funny! 694 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:00,531 We're getting sidetracked. 695 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:01,886 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 696 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:03,371 - I'll just kill myself. - No! 697 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:04,656 - Don't do that, Jonah! - Jesus. 698 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:05,736 Oh, no. Jonah, give it back. 699 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,400 I don't know! I don't know. Don't do that. 700 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,204 Jonah. I'm so... 701 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,044 - Oh, my God. Hey. - Oh, dude. 702 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:12,610 Come on, no, no. Don't. Jesus! 703 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,256 Would you put the thing down? The whole... 704 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:15,566 I'm trying to have some fun, man. 705 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,324 Okay, okay, Jesus. 706 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,616 Look, just because a bunch of people fell into a hole outside 707 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,040 doesn't mean we can't have some fun. 708 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,731 We're a bunch of best friends hanging out. It's like a sleepover. 709 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,167 Okay, food. How are we gonna deal with this? 710 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,047 Um... 711 00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:29,326 Can I have that Milky Way? 712 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,845 No, you can't have the Milky Way. 713 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,136 That's my Milky Way. There's a bunch... What? 714 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:33,571 I went out this morning, 715 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:36,723 specifically bought this Milky Way to eat after my party. 716 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:37,801 That's weird. 717 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:39,325 It's not weird. It's my special food. 718 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,050 I like it. Back me up on that, Seth. 719 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,456 I don't think you should get the whole Milky Way. 720 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:43,576 I want some of the Milky Way. 721 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,331 I'd be pretty bummed if I don't at least get a bite of the Milky Way. 722 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,496 Oh! Now Craig wants a bite of the Milky Way. 723 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:50,000 Yeah, I want a bite of the Milky Way. It's a fucking Milky Way. 724 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:52,725 A fifth of everything is what's fair and reasonable. 725 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,609 Everyone gets a fifth of everything. 726 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,250 I want one-fifth of your T-shirt! 727 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,084 I want the bottom part, the belly. 728 00:28:58,160 --> 00:28:59,656 I'm not sporting a crop top in your house. 729 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:01,296 I'll cut that shit off and make a headband. 730 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,049 You couldn't handle my midriff. 731 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,964 Guys, the only issue is, I kind of need the Milky Way. 732 00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:07,201 For fuck's sake. 733 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:08,656 No, for real, I have low blood sugar, 734 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:09,736 and if my endorphins drop too low, 735 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:10,816 I'm gonna be a nightmare to be around. 736 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:12,763 What? Your LBS starts acting up, 737 00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:14,808 you can have a finger scoop of Nutella, okay? 738 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,281 One finger scoop of Nutella. Fair. 739 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,004 I'm going to bed. 740 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:20,525 Jesus fucking... 741 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,170 Don't touch that Milky Way, Jonah. 742 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:23,566 Night, James. 743 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,931 Oh, God, no! 744 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,091 Fuck. 745 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:04,326 Hey. Hey. 746 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,245 I'm gonna sleep with you. 747 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:07,645 What? I'm gonna sleep with you. 748 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:08,816 It's too scary to sleep alone. 749 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:09,896 But this is my little area. 750 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,570 Well, I'm invading your little area. 751 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:14,564 I'm sorry, but I'm too scared, okay? 752 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:15,641 Are you mad at me, man? 753 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:17,484 If I was pissed at you, 754 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,801 I'm sure it would have something to do 755 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,490 with the fact that I had no interest 756 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,564 in coming to this house socially, 757 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:27,484 and now, I am barricaded in here 758 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,530 with a bunch of people that I really hate. 759 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,684 Maybe this was meant to be. 760 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:36,003 Maybe this horrible, horrible, deadly earthquake happened 761 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,367 so we could become closer as a group of friends. 762 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:42,041 I don't need a group. I'm like DMX, man. I'm a lone wolf. 763 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,610 DMX isn't a lone wolf. 764 00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,769 DMX has the Ruff Ryder crew. 765 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,127 You can't stop, drop, and open up shop alone. 766 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:52,370 You need people to help you in an earthquake disastery situation. 767 00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:56,365 It was something else. It was Judgment Day. 768 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:57,805 Like Terminator 2? 769 00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,167 No, not like Terminator 2. For God's sakes. 770 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,049 Like Skynet? You think this is Skynet? 771 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,360 Like, Skynet went live? No. 772 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,204 Will you please stop saying "Skynet"? 773 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,408 Well, you're the one that said Judgment Day. 774 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:09,084 The biblical Judgment Day. 775 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,209 What? That's crazy. It's just... 776 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:13,486 You fucking heathen. 777 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:14,601 Okay, here's the thing. 778 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:16,921 Let's say for a second there was blue light 779 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,570 sucking people up into the sky. 780 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:22,122 That means that we were not awesome enough to go to heaven. 781 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,562 Shit! Shit. 782 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,084 What y'all doing? 783 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:32,926 Fuck you, Craig. 784 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,843 I'm scared. It's scary by myself. 785 00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,570 It's way better with more people. 786 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,007 I'm gonna come down here. 787 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,526 Oh, yeah, good, yeah. Get in here, man. 788 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:41,600 Get right in there. 789 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,244 So, you're gonna... 790 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,731 Right here. Right here. 791 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:47,446 I feel better, actually. I like that. 792 00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:50,844 It's better with more people. 793 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:51,921 Hey, guys... 794 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,082 - Jesus Christ. - Jesus! 795 00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:56,640 Sorry. Franco has this crazy open floor plan. 796 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,643 I can hear every word you guys are saying. 797 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,041 I might as well hang with you guys if that's cool. 798 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,770 Nice. Coming in hot. 799 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,444 I gonna grab a blanket from you. 800 00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:05,851 Give me that blanket. 801 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,684 Get in the middle of it. That's good. 802 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:10,001 That's it. It feels so much more safe now, guys. 803 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,241 It's nice here. 804 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:12,736 Should we spoon it? Yeah, you want to? 805 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:13,886 No! Want to go... 806 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:14,961 Dick to butt? No. 807 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:16,161 My butt to you and then Jay. 808 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,043 I don't want to butt to dick to anything. 809 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:19,416 Are you docking into me? You're doing tip to me? 810 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:20,441 Or what are you doing? 811 00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,656 Should we go butt to butt or dick to... 812 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:22,736 Seth and I are gonna go ass to ass. 813 00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:24,016 Do you want to go front to front? 814 00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:26,122 No, I'm fine just going dicks up. 815 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,281 Dicks up? 816 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:28,896 I think I'm going dick to ass. You know what? 817 00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:30,968 I'm going Scarface-style. 818 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:32,280 Both of you guys. Wait, yeah. 819 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:33,521 There we go. Yeah. 820 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:34,647 This is the best way. 821 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:35,801 Good night, boys. 822 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,247 Good night. Good night. 823 00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:39,560 Good night, guys. 824 00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:41,369 Night, my sweet guys. Good night. 825 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:42,601 Sweet dreams, fellas. 826 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:11,121 ♪ Livin' on fat pockets on flat wit tha gat 827 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,646 ♪ Rollin' around a nine deuce Cadillac 828 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,047 ♪ Still got my homies to watch my back 829 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,487 ♪ And they'll smoke ya ass if you wanna come and chat 830 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,410 ♪ Why wallow when you come to roll on? I put the clip 831 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,568 ♪ And before I bring ya ass on 832 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:25,802 ♪ Kickin' dust on your head like I bust 833 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,803 ♪ My grip surrounded, I'm about... 834 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,211 Fuck, yeah. 835 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:32,090 ♪ When tha shit goes down ya better be ready 836 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:33,491 ♪ When tha shit goes down 837 00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:37,087 ♪ When tha shit goes down ya better be ready 838 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,247 ♪ When tha shit goes down 839 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:41,608 ♪ When tha shit goes down ya better be ready 840 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,489 ♪ Ya better be ready ♪ 841 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,641 Franco! Good morning, sunshine. 842 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:05,960 Guys! Guys! Wake up! 843 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,850 Danny's alive! He's eating all the fucking food! 844 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:10,888 No! Danny, man, don't. 845 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:12,806 Danny! 846 00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:15,927 No, it's cool, man. I fucking made this for you guys. 847 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,001 Stop eating! 848 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,256 Don't eat another piece of bacon. 849 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:19,456 Guys, just chill the fuck out, okay? 850 00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:22,450 I'm sure the Green Goblin can fucking afford some more bacon. 851 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,807 Dude, that shit's supposed to last us till we get rescued! 852 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:28,329 Wait a second. I know what happened. 853 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:31,006 You guys dropped acid, didn't you? Mmm-hmm. 854 00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:33,320 Craig doesn't have any pants on. He got fucking wild. 855 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,806 Probably danced, sweated all over the place. 856 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,216 You got white shit all over your mouth, Franco. 857 00:34:37,240 --> 00:34:38,576 You probably sucked somebody's dick. 858 00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,410 Jonah over here probably watched and jerked off. 859 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,696 Jay, I didn't even know you were in town. Good to see you. 860 00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:46,087 Danny, we're not on acid. We didn't suck each other's dicks! 861 00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,891 James Franco didn't suck any dick last night? 862 00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:50,530 Now I know y'all are tripping. 863 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,443 You actually not know what happened last night? 864 00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:55,091 Daniel, you may want to stay seated for a second. 865 00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:57,049 Some really messed-up stuff happened, 866 00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,361 and there were a lot of fatalities. 867 00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:02,125 Oh, really? You're putting your serious voice on, Jonah? 868 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,601 Okay, tell me about these "fatalities." 869 00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:07,763 Dude, Segel's dead, Krumholtz is dead, Michael Cera's dead. 870 00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:11,526 Guess if Michael Cera's gone, it's not a total loss, huh? 871 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,125 Jesus, Danny. Michael Cera's dead. 872 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:14,929 What? It's not like that. 873 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,684 It's not funny, man. It's really not funny. 874 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:17,856 Seth, that's a better performance 875 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,496 than you've given in your last six movies. 876 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,280 Where the fuck was that in Green Hornet, huh? 877 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,163 Jonah, you're fucking sucking balls. 878 00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:24,844 You're an Academy Award nominated person. 879 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:27,287 You need to be fucking selling that shit, dude. 880 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,561 "Fatalities. There were some fatalities." 881 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,167 Fatalities. 882 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:33,724 Okay, now that was good. That was good. 883 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,802 Does it seem like we're fucking joking? 884 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:38,451 Hey, hey, hey! What the fuck you eating, man? 885 00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:41,370 Spit it out your mouth. Give me the bacon! 886 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,040 Shit. 887 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,211 Shit, what do we do? 888 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,123 Shoot 'em! Shoot 'em! Shoot 'em! 889 00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,127 Should I shoot? 890 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,288 - Shut up, Franco! - Shoot the door, Franco! 891 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,007 Oh, God! 892 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,686 Did you not hear me knocking out here? I've been knocking forever. 893 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:07,649 Please! Please! You've got to let me in! 894 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,842 Hang on a second. What? 895 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,400 Guys, I know it sounds really weird, 896 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,926 but I don't think we should let him in. 897 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,200 Why not? 898 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:18,969 Yeah, why not? I can hear you, by the way. 899 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:20,690 I'm sorry. We just don't know you, man. 900 00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:24,207 You could be like, a looter, or a rapist, or a tittie-fucker. 901 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:25,611 Like, I'm sorry. 902 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,524 Look, guys, we just boarded up this whole house to keep everyone out, 903 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,171 and the first guy comes to the door, we're gonna let him in? 904 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:32,816 I mean, how do we know we can trust this guy? 905 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,605 I want to live! Things have gone crazy out here! 906 00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:38,923 "Fucking crazy out here!" This guy fucking sucks. 907 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,047 What if he's the rapist? 908 00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,246 Man, even if he is a rapist, 909 00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:43,176 he can't rape all of us. Yeah! No! So I'm not... 910 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,856 I'm not a rapist! You want to tittie-fuck us? 911 00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:47,645 If you want me to tittie-fuck you, I will! So good! You'll love it. 912 00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:49,006 Seth, back me up, please. 913 00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,401 We can't just leave him out there to die. Are you crazy? 914 00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:53,536 What do you want to do? I'll do whatever you want to do. 915 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:54,641 Let's vote on it. 916 00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:56,529 Yeah, I fucking vote you let me in. 917 00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,045 Here's my vote. Fuck all of you. 918 00:36:58,120 --> 00:36:59,610 I'm letting him in. This is boring. 919 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:01,561 There's something out here! 920 00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,722 This is real! This is fucking real! 921 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:11,561 God damn it! 922 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:26,845 You guys! 923 00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:28,360 This man was alive a few seconds ago. 924 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:29,925 We can't play soccer with his head! 925 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,365 Pick it up, Jonah! 926 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,411 What the fuck is going on? 927 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,090 He blinked at me. 928 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:38,288 He blinked at my face. Seth, put it over there. 929 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:40,886 Oh, my God! 930 00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:42,200 I got it. I got it, guys. 931 00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:44,687 There's blood all over my floor! 932 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:46,091 Time to relax for a second. 933 00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,965 Okay, someone should look out the hole. 934 00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:50,176 I ain't looking out that hole! 935 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,296 Last person looked through that hole got his head chopped off! 936 00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:56,530 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Whatever is out there might still be out there. 937 00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:00,920 Okay, I know, I know. Come on. Come on. Come on. 938 00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:05,049 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. 939 00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,364 There's a lookout! 940 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,376 Jesus Christ! Look, there's a huge fucking hole down there! 941 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,209 What the fuck is this? 942 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,360 Where's the thing that killed the guy? 943 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:21,481 I don't know. 944 00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:22,721 How'd his head fall off? 945 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,040 And where's the rest of him? 946 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:31,886 Hi. 947 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,644 This is James Franco, 948 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,840 in my house, in my library. 949 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:41,362 We've been stuck here for about 24 hours. 950 00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,841 Danny McBride is here. 951 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,360 I didn't even invite him to my party, 952 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:48,006 but he came and passed out in the bathtub, 953 00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:51,163 and I got to say it's, like, typical fucking McBride. 954 00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:55,370 Like, I've been feeling really weird about him lately. 955 00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:58,444 Like, I don't really know if I want to be friends with him, 956 00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:02,366 and then he fucking showed up at my party, 957 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:07,048 and now, we're stuck here with him in disaster lockdown, so... 958 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,566 What up? What's going on? 959 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:13,051 Hey, Danny. What's up, man? 960 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,640 Not much. What are you doing'? What is this? 961 00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:18,200 Oh, it's just a video confessional. 962 00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:26,285 Fuck that dude. 963 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:28,804 - Earthquakes cause tsunamis. - Yes. 964 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,281 Tsunamis cause other tsunamis, disaster. 965 00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,416 I mean, for all we know, the fucking Lakers could have just won, 966 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:34,896 and that's the reason why all this is happening. 967 00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:36,888 Hole in Franco's front yard? Sinkhole. 968 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:40,328 Every single time I turn on the news, sinkhole in South America. 969 00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:42,096 Bunch of South Americans getting sucked into the ground. 970 00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:43,565 Sinkhole de Mayo. Sinkhole de Mayo. 971 00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:44,721 That's why it's named that, 972 00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:46,416 because sinkholes happen in the summertime. 973 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:50,445 It's not wildfires. It's not earthquakes. It's not sinkholes. 974 00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:51,646 I think I know what it is. 975 00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:52,721 Let's hear it. 976 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,927 I think it's the Apocalypse. 977 00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:57,480 What? 978 00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:03,369 I'm serious, boys. It's all in here, in the Book of Revelations. 979 00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:04,440 You took my Bible? 980 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:05,481 Well, just hear me out, 981 00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:06,856 and you tell me that what I'm describing 982 00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,645 isn't what's going on right now. 983 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:13,408 "And the skies shall open up, and the light of the Lord shall shine down," 984 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:16,245 "and those of good heart shall be brought into my kingdom of heaven." 985 00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:20,723 That's the Rapture, those are the gigantic beams of blue light. 986 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,121 "And there will be a great mountain burning in fire." 987 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:26,647 I mean, the Hollywood Hills are literally engulfed in flames 988 00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:28,131 as we sit here right now. 989 00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,771 The Hollywood Hills ain't no mountain. It's a hill. 990 00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:32,096 Takes about 10 minutes to get across 991 00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:33,336 that motherfucker with no traffic. 992 00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:34,616 Coldwater. I take Laurel Canyon. 993 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:35,640 Cahuenga. Cahuenga. 994 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,616 I usually zip down Barham. Boys, can I just fucking finish? 995 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:38,926 I love Laurel Canyon. 996 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:42,840 "And out of the pit rose a great red dragon having seven heads," 997 00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,691 "that old serpent called the devil and Satan," 998 00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:48,650 "which deceiveth the whole world," 999 00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:51,291 "was released onto the earth." 1000 00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:54,561 I love that dude. He's from Where the Wild Things Are. 1001 00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:55,681 It's a load of bullshit. 1002 00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:56,807 It's not bullshit. 1003 00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:58,166 Want to know something else, Jay? 1004 00:40:58,240 --> 00:40:59,376 If this is the end of the world, 1005 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,004 and all the good people died, 1006 00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:05,290 what you're saying is Seth, me, Jonah, Craig and Danny 1007 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:06,401 are a bunch of assholes. 1008 00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:08,642 I'm straight-up lovable, son. 1009 00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:12,486 And if this really is the Apocalypse, 1010 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:13,607 you're here, too. 1011 00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:17,562 So, that means you're just as shitty as the rest of us. 1012 00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:19,771 Doesn't feel too good, does it? 1013 00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:32,846 Hey, guys. I'm going to sleep now. 1014 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,285 Nobody come in here and bother me. 1015 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:35,921 Go fish. 1016 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,684 Put it back inside of here. 1017 00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,683 Do you know what it is? Yeah. 1018 00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:41,967 Now you ask me for something that you need. 1019 00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:43,451 First bit. 1020 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:44,846 You're not cutting it all? 1021 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:47,651 That's smart. You're divvying it up first. 1022 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,763 This is like, Fruyere or some shit. That's me. 1023 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:50,887 Come on, Danny! 1024 00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:52,360 You licked your finger. Come on, man. 1025 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:54,576 If they're all equal, what does it matter? 1026 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:55,965 Keep your hands and fingers off. 1027 00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:57,040 Seth? Yeah. 1028 00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:58,809 Can I talk to you for a second? Yeah, yeah. 1029 00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:00,291 Yeah, no shit. 1030 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:05,167 Here. Off the menu, my man. 1031 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,522 Holy shit, man. Where did you get these? 1032 00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:12,127 Hey, what's cheese without a few crackers? Know what I'm saying? 1033 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,089 Hide it. Okay. 1034 00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:17,725 'Cause we're a team. 1035 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:18,881 Okay. 1036 00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,849 Freaks forever, brother. 1037 00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:24,128 Let's do all the drugs. 1038 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,043 I don't really want to. 1039 00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:28,761 Should have thought of that before you drank a can full of ecstasy. 1040 00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:30,641 What? 1041 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,131 ♪ Gangnam style 1042 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:39,207 ♪ Op, op, op, op, oppan Gangnam style 1043 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:42,760 ♪ Gangnam style 1044 00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:46,441 ♪ Op, op, op, op, oppan Gangnam style 1045 00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:48,284 ♪ Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh 1046 00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:51,728 ♪ Eh, sexy lady 1047 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,643 ♪ Op, op, op, op 1048 00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:55,961 ♪ Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh 1049 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:57,166 ♪ Oppan Gangnam style ♪ 1050 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,411 ♪ I fly like paper, get high like planes 1051 00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:10,966 ♪ If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name 1052 00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:14,169 ♪ If you come around here, I make 'em all day 1053 00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:16,481 ♪ I get one down in a second if you wait... 1054 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,287 Should we call Red? Get more weed? 1055 00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:23,125 Oh, I don't know, man. That guy's gone crazy. 1056 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:27,444 Good thing I have a lot of fucking weed for you guys. 1057 00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:29,761 I hooked you guys up. 1058 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:33,731 Now I need you guys to assassinate Woody Harrelson. 1059 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,446 If pot's legalized, my business will suffer. 1060 00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:38,841 And if my business suffers, I suffer. 1061 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:40,001 So much suffering. 1062 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,924 All 'cause of that inbred hemp seed, Woody Harrelson. 1063 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,843 I have to do what's right. 1064 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,366 Weed is for the people. It's the people's weed. 1065 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,680 If you don't assassinate him... We already quit. 1066 00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:52,246 I'm gonna assassinate both of you. 1067 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,645 Run! Go! 1068 00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:58,485 ♪ And take your money 1069 00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:00,927 ♪ All I wanna do is... ♪ 1070 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,890 B.F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. Forever. 1071 00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:05,246 B.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F. 1072 00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:12,525 Look out! Shit! 1073 00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:15,608 You're letting them get away! 1074 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,801 I smoked weed with Steve Jobs, 1075 00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:25,121 and that's when he came up with the iPad. 1076 00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:27,404 It's pretty great. 1077 00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:29,240 We should make sequels to more of our movies. 1078 00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:30,327 Yeah! 1079 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,004 How 'bout we not do Your Highness 2? 1080 00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:33,605 Yeah. Do 128 Hours. 1081 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:36,001 The beginning of the rest of your comedies. Looks good. 1082 00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,285 Oh, my God! 1083 00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:50,046 Emma! It's Emma. 1084 00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,646 Oh, my God, you guys are alive. 1085 00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:55,007 You're actually alive. Thank God! 1086 00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:57,845 I hid in a drainpipe for days. 1087 00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:00,810 Like, three or four. I don't even know how many. 1088 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,370 And then I stopped hearing people, 1089 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,124 and I started hearing growling noises. 1090 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:07,602 Out there, in your travels, uh, 1091 00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:09,016 did you see anything that you would describe 1092 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:10,565 as Apocalyptish? 1093 00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:12,369 I mean, no, 1094 00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:17,247 but, uh, I would say it's completely obvious what's going on here. 1095 00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:19,886 I mean, it's a zombie invasion. 1096 00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:21,696 Fuck! DANNY: I'm the one who said it's been zombies. 1097 00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:23,536 You said zombies? I said zombies the whole time. 1098 00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:25,841 You said zombies? I don't think... You never said zombies. 1099 00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,928 Wait a second. You guys haven't been proven right. 1100 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,240 These are still just theories. 1101 00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,891 Honestly, I'm just so relieved that you guys are here, 1102 00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:35,009 and I'm very happy about the idea of sleeping and just... 1103 00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:36,081 You tired? Yeah. 1104 00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:38,925 If you want to take a little rest, 1105 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,002 you're welcome to do that upstairs. 1106 00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:42,366 Thank you. Cool. 1107 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,010 - I'll show you the way. - Thank you. 1108 00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,003 Thanks, guys. Seriously, you're awesome, really. 1109 00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:47,650 You're awesome. 1110 00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:49,486 So fucking tight. 1111 00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,841 We'll be right out here, okay? 1112 00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:54,496 Fuck are you guys doing out here? 1113 00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:56,727 Here's what I think we should do. She's British, right? 1114 00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,529 She's used to eating shitty food anyway. 1115 00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:00,536 Let's just give her all the shitty food that we don't want. 1116 00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:02,085 That's fucked up. Look how tiny she is. 1117 00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,136 She's not even a full seven. She's, like, halfa seven. 1118 00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:05,481 This is a fucking cool thing, man. 1119 00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:06,851 I, for one, am very excited. 1120 00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:08,763 I'm a massive Harry Potter fan. 1121 00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:10,922 What? Yes. I love fucking Harry Potter. 1122 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,445 I cannot wait till she wakes up 1123 00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:14,256 and I can ask her all these amazing questions about 1124 00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:15,536 how they made those motion pictures. 1125 00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:16,607 Take it easy, Dumbledore. 1126 00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:19,570 Guys, listen, listen. I think we need to 1127 00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:21,369 address the elephant in the room. 1128 00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:23,204 Whoa. Jay, don't talk about Craig like that. 1129 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,896 That's fucked up. I'm right here, man. Yeah. 1130 00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:27,048 I'm not calling Craig an elephant. 1131 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,160 Wow, that's fucking weird. What does that even mean? 1132 00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:30,440 Yeah, no. That's racist. 1133 00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:31,646 I wasn't referring to him. 1134 00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:35,122 I was referring to the issue that's on all of our minds. 1135 00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:36,486 What? 1136 00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:39,882 This is one girl in a house with six males. 1137 00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,121 Yeah. Really safe. 1138 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:42,326 Ideal scenario. 1139 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:43,481 She's like a little sister. 1140 00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:45,005 I think that she needs... 1141 00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:46,809 It's important that she feels safe. 1142 00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:48,370 Yeah. And comfortable. 1143 00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:49,805 And we should be mindful. 1144 00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:51,211 Who's making her not feel safe? 1145 00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:52,725 Well, I'm just saying, we should... 1146 00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,167 We don't want to give off a bad vibe. 1147 00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:56,765 Vibe? Vibes? I ain't giving no vibes. 1148 00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:58,536 Yeah, wait, what kind of vibes are you talking about, man? 1149 00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:00,449 He's talking about us giving off a rapey vibe. 1150 00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:02,124 - Hey! Shh! - Whoa! What? 1151 00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:04,049 Jesus. Jay, what the fuck, man? 1152 00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:05,281 Chill out, dude. 1153 00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:07,249 Why you putting that shit in the mix? Yeah. 1154 00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:09,084 He fucking said it. You're the one saying it. 1155 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:10,616 No one here is thinking about raping anyone. 1156 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,290 Shh! Well, you talking about vibes 1157 00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:15,204 is the only thing that's rapey going on right now. 1158 00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,256 Dude, nothing was rapey till you brought up the rapey vibes. 1159 00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:19,336 Fucking one who smelt it dealt it, dawg. True that, dude. 1160 00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:20,771 One who denies it supplies it. 1161 00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:22,842 I know, it's farts, I get it. 1162 00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:24,081 Guys, guys, guys. 1163 00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:25,764 Jay's not rapey. 1164 00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:27,281 Jay couldn't rape a fly. 1165 00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,089 He probably could. 1166 00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,136 Maybe we should just stop this entire conversation right now. 1167 00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:32,844 If anyone's gonna rape anyone here, 1168 00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:34,251 it's probably gonna be Danny. 1169 00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:35,731 What the fuck, Franco? What? 1170 00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,256 Why do you think I'm gonna rape somebody? 1171 00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:39,169 I'm just trying to lay it out there. 1172 00:47:39,240 --> 00:47:40,656 I'm not gonna rape anyone, all right? 1173 00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:41,976 If anyone's gonna rape somebody, it's Jay. 1174 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,604 What? He came up with the rape idea. 1175 00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:44,936 And his face looks like the police sketch 1176 00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:46,120 - of a fucking rapist. - True. 1177 00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:47,366 What the fuck does that mean? 1178 00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,044 If anybody's raping Emma Watson, 1179 00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:50,336 it's fucking Sir Rapes-a-Lot over here. 1180 00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:51,441 - Chill out. - Hey! 1181 00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:52,806 Whoa! 1182 00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:53,881 Easy. Easy. 1183 00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:55,041 Back the fuck up! 1184 00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:56,406 Emma. What's wrong? 1185 00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:57,616 Wait, what's wrong? What's wrong? 1186 00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:58,816 I just heard you guys talking about 1187 00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:00,376 which one of you is gonna get to rape me. 1188 00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:01,811 No, no, no, no! 1189 00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:03,325 Guys, I got it. I got it. 1190 00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:05,681 No. It's funny. It's funny. 1191 00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:07,720 We were specifically talking about not raping you. 1192 00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:10,086 Jesus! Holy shit! 1193 00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:11,924 Back up! 1194 00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:13,970 It's me, Jonah! 1195 00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:15,530 It's me, Jonah Hill. 1196 00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:18,171 America's sweetheart. J-bug, J-bone. 1197 00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:20,081 Your friend. I would never hurt you. Get back! 1198 00:48:21,720 --> 00:48:23,776 Give me everything you have to drink! Put it in the bag! 1199 00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:25,609 There's six of us. You cannot rob us! 1200 00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:26,920 I'm not fucking around! 1201 00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:29,690 Give her drinks! Give her drinks! 1202 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:31,165 Put the drinks in a bag! 1203 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:33,282 Oh, God. Get all the drinks in a bag! 1204 00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:34,691 Hurry the fuck up! 1205 00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:36,016 Okay, they're getting the drinks. 1206 00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:38,088 Put the ax down. Don't give the Milky Way away. 1207 00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,083 All right, you can put the ax down now. 1208 00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:41,280 Now, Franco! Shoot her face! 1209 00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:42,446 Shoot her! 1210 00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,090 I'm not gonna shoot Emma Watson! 1211 00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:45,810 Look, Emma, just stay here with us. 1212 00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:47,530 It's a lot safer than out there. 1213 00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:56,120 Hermione just stole all of our shit. 1214 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:59,886 Little bitty-ass 20-year-old jacked us. 1215 00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:03,282 And then Jay suggested that we all rape her, and now she's gone. 1216 00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,681 I didn't... I was just... I... 1217 00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:08,889 I think the only reason why he did that is because Jay knows 1218 00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:10,371 he's about fucking two minutes away 1219 00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:12,044 from becoming the house bitch himself. 1220 00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:16,045 So now, motherfuckers is thirsty. 1221 00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:18,129 All right, guys. 1222 00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:19,964 The door to the basement's out there, 1223 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:21,451 around the side of the house. 1224 00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:24,848 I know for sure there's at least two jugs of water. 1225 00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,410 Okay. 1226 00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:27,481 Uh... 1227 00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:29,646 Any volunteers? 1228 00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:31,521 Does anyone want to volunteer and go with Jay? 1229 00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:32,647 What? 1230 00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:34,696 I thought you said, "Someone volunteer to go with me out there." 1231 00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:35,721 I must have misheard you. 1232 00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:37,763 I'm sorry. You did not, you motherfucker. 1233 00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:39,251 Hey, okay, ease up. 1234 00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:41,891 Just chill out, dude. Just relax, man. God. 1235 00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:43,803 So how we gonna decide this, fellas? 1236 00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:46,281 All right, guys, it's simple. 1237 00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:49,762 Whoever pulls the burnt match has to go get the water. 1238 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,924 Who wants to go first? 1239 00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:03,200 I'll do it. 1240 00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:04,406 Craig. 1241 00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,090 All right. 1242 00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:08,525 Go ahead, brother. 1243 00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:16,771 No whammies, no whammies. 1244 00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:19,605 - Hey, hey. - Yes! Yeah! 1245 00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:21,523 Yes! 1246 00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:23,768 - Whoo! - Fuck, yes. Fuck, yes. 1247 00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:25,888 - So sorry, Craig. - A lot of guys in here 1248 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,321 that I wish it was instead of you. 1249 00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:30,484 You want to go best two out of three? 1250 00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:34,087 If I tug, if I pull in anyway, or if you hear me screaming, 1251 00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:36,561 anything, you pull me right back in, all right? 1252 00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:38,483 Yeah. We'll try, man, but you're pretty heavy. 1253 00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:40,281 What? 1254 00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:43,125 No, I mean, I'm saying, I just don't think it's smart 1255 00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:44,645 to make any guarantees. Fuck, no. 1256 00:50:44,720 --> 00:50:46,496 You promise to pull me back in. No, no, we're... 1257 00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:47,656 You got me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1258 00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:49,045 We're gonna do our best. All right. 1259 00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:50,724 You want to do a test run? Yeah. 1260 00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:52,401 You gotta scream. Let us hear the scream. 1261 00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:54,090 Pull. 1262 00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:55,605 Nice. Very nice. 1263 00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:56,856 Everyone thank Craig for doing this. 1264 00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:58,644 Thanks, Craig. Thank you, Craig. 1265 00:50:58,720 --> 00:50:59,721 Go for it, Craig. 1266 00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:01,802 Getting smoky in here. Go, go, go, go. 1267 00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:07,169 This is fucked up. 1268 00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:19,683 Goddamn. 1269 00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:21,762 Smoky as fuck out here. 1270 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:41,727 Rope burn! Ah! Ooh! 1271 00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:43,484 Grab it, grab it, grab it! 1272 00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:44,800 Oh, no, no, no, no! 1273 00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:45,927 Shit. Oh, no. 1274 00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:48,042 Shit. Shit. 1275 00:51:56,720 --> 00:51:58,006 Come on, motherfucker. Shit! 1276 00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:02,570 Fuck this shit. 1277 00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:11,330 Fellas, fellas! Pull me in! Pull the rope! 1278 00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:13,056 Pull me in! We don't have the rope anymore! 1279 00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:14,441 We fucking dropped it! We're sorry! 1280 00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:15,641 You've got the rope, man! 1281 00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:17,051 What? 1282 00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:24,284 Craig! What the fuck do we do? 1283 00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:26,124 Craig! Craig! 1284 00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:28,881 Are you okay? 1285 00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:30,007 What happened, man? 1286 00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:31,720 I don't know! There's something out there. 1287 00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:36,601 Oh, shit! 1288 00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:41,808 A knife! Somebody throw me a knife! 1289 00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:43,166 I'll get it. 1290 00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:49,081 Why? 1291 00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:50,685 Jay, I'm so sorry, bro. 1292 00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:51,761 The fuck? 1293 00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:55,120 Cut it! Cut it! Cut it! Cut it! Cut it! 1294 00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:58,966 God! What the fuck was that? 1295 00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:00,256 I don't know what the fuck that was, 1296 00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:01,456 but I ain't going back out there. 1297 00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:02,616 Craig, you didn't even get any of the water. 1298 00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:03,641 The door was fucked up. 1299 00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:05,882 Damn it, this is so frustrating! 1300 00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:08,247 It's so close, but so far. 1301 00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:11,403 The water, it's, like, right underneath us. 1302 00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,130 Like, right there. 1303 00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:15,965 What do you mean "right underneath us"? 1304 00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:19,328 Like, literally, like, right there. 1305 00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,050 If you went right through the floor. 1306 00:53:33,240 --> 00:53:34,685 Yo. 1307 00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:39,163 Danny and Jonah's shift ends in ten minutes, so our break is almost over. 1308 00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:41,171 Okay. 1309 00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:42,640 Let me ask you something. 1310 00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:46,640 You really think this is 1311 00:53:46,720 --> 00:53:48,210 the Apocalypse? 1312 00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:50,760 You saw something out there, didn't you? 1313 00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:56,290 All right, let's just say for sake of argument, what if I did? 1314 00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,488 What if this is the real shit, right now, happening? 1315 00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:01,960 What if it is, man? We're not prepared for this. 1316 00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:04,003 What do we do? What's next? It says in the Bible, 1317 00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:06,003 "The worthy will ascend to Heaven." 1318 00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:11,291 Even if it is the Apocalypse, it's not the end of us. 1319 00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:12,930 There's still hope. 1320 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:16,243 We just have to somehow try to prove our worthiness. 1321 00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:18,607 Okay, so, you mean, like, 1322 00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:22,127 like the Ten Commandments, like, do shit unto people 1323 00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:23,480 that'll do the same shit to you. 1324 00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:25,249 That's a great place to start. 1325 00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:26,731 You know, to just overall love. 1326 00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:29,883 Just be nicer and follow those commandments. 1327 00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:32,281 Listen. We're gonna get through this. 1328 00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:33,681 We're gonna get through this, man. 1329 00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:36,405 You know why? 'Cause we're gonna do it together. 1330 00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:37,686 You promise? 1331 00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:39,046 We're gonna do this. 1332 00:54:40,720 --> 00:54:42,802 I hear everything. 1333 00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:54,843 Who did this? 1334 00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:56,285 Who did this? 1335 00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:58,601 Did what? What are you talking about? 1336 00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:01,286 Jizzed all over the pages of this nice magazine 1337 00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:03,323 I was nice enough to tell you about. 1338 00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:05,050 Was it you, Seth? 1339 00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:06,281 No. 1340 00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:07,771 No? It was me, Franco. 1341 00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:09,968 I fucking made jizz in your magazine. 1342 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:11,849 Why? When I fucking jack off 1343 00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:13,649 long enough, I end up jizzing, dude. 1344 00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:16,291 I'm assuming the same shit works for you? 1345 00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:19,011 Real fucking smart answer! Why don't you fucking aim, huh? 1346 00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:22,289 I have a particularly explosive ejaculate. It just goes everywhere. 1347 00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:24,249 It's like a fucking wild fireman's hose. 1348 00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:25,890 You just got to grab on and pray to God 1349 00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:27,336 it doesn't get in your eyes or your mouth. 1350 00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:29,010 The fuck kind of jerking off is that? 1351 00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:30,136 What, you never had any brothers? 1352 00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:32,766 You didn't learn to jizz in a fucking sock or on a fucking tissue? 1353 00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:34,604 No, I don't have any brothers. 1354 00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:36,125 I was raised in a house of women! 1355 00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:37,964 I highly doubt they fucking taught you 1356 00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:40,691 to fucking close your eyes and fucking cum wherever you want! 1357 00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:41,856 I mean, you're getting all worked up 1358 00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,450 over a fucking porno mag! 1359 00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:45,761 Who has goddamn porno mags anymore? 1360 00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:48,161 Welcome to the 21st century, Buck Rogers! 1361 00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:51,090 You designed a house with fucking iPads in the walls, 1362 00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:53,601 yet you're jerking your dick like a goddamn pilgrim! 1363 00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:56,206 That's right, man. I like to fucking read! 1364 00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:58,360 You think that's the only thing I jerked off in here? 1365 00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:00,360 I've been dropping loads around this fucking house 1366 00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:01,606 like a goddamn dump truck. 1367 00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:03,170 You don't cum on my stuff! 1368 00:56:03,240 --> 00:56:04,844 I'll cum wherever the fuck I want, James. 1369 00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:06,206 I'll fucking cum in your kitchen. 1370 00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:07,486 I'll cum on your fucking art. 1371 00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:09,130 I'll cum anywhere I want! 1372 00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:10,884 I will fucking cum right on you! 1373 00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:13,327 I will cum like a fucking madman all over you, McBride! 1374 00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:16,165 Ooh. I fucking wish you'd cum on me right now. 1375 00:56:16,240 --> 00:56:17,605 I fucking dare you to cum on me! 1376 00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:20,081 God! 1377 00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:22,367 I'm gonna jack my dick so fucking hard in here! 1378 00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:25,006 This, no more, man. All over your fucking face. 1379 00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:27,128 This fucking all more. All over the fucking place! 1380 00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:28,850 I'll fucking cum anywhere I want! 1381 00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:30,251 I'll fucking cum on these walls! 1382 00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:31,810 I'll cum on the fucking cabinets! 1383 00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:33,496 On the fucking furniture! I'll cum everywhere! 1384 00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:35,284 If I see your dick one more time, 1385 00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:36,725 I'm gonna fucking shoot it off! 1386 00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:38,609 You don't have enough bullets, bitch. 1387 00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:41,206 No fucking jerking off in my house, McBride! 1388 00:56:44,240 --> 00:56:45,969 Come on, man. Fuck this. 1389 00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:47,690 I'm just... I'm too thirsty to do this. 1390 00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:49,040 And the fucking bitter irony is 1391 00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:51,336 I'm not gonna have my thirst quenched until I finish this. 1392 00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:52,885 God damn it, I hate it. Danny, no. 1393 00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:54,416 Don't walk away. Danny, don't walk away from me! 1394 00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:57,489 It's too late, Seth. I've already walked away too much. 1395 00:56:57,600 --> 00:56:59,329 No, you haven't. You could still come back 1396 00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:01,971 and just fucking turn around and come back and help me. 1397 00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:05,166 Danny? 1398 00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:07,086 Daniel? 1399 00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:17,691 Need a hand? 1400 00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:19,566 Yeah, dude. 1401 00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:20,656 Your shift just ended, man. 1402 00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:22,136 You don't have to help me if you don't want to. 1403 00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:23,321 It's fine, I get it. 1404 00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:25,164 The fuck else am I doing? 1405 00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:27,368 I appreciate it, man. Thank you. 1406 00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:28,885 Done and done. That's cool. 1407 00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:37,771 I don't know why I'm thinking of this, but remember that time 1408 00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:41,640 that I got you a fucking Taco Bell gift certificate 1409 00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:43,404 for, like, 20 bucks, and I bet you 1410 00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:45,488 that you couldn't eat all of that in one sitting. 1411 00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:47,324 I do remember that. I remember thinking, 1412 00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:48,696 "How much food could 20 dollars" 1413 00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:50,085 "possibly buy you at Taco Bell?" 1414 00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:51,605 And the answer is infinite. 1415 00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:53,682 And we went to see fucking Gladiator. 1416 00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:54,807 Yeah. 1417 00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:57,326 And you sharted midway through the movie. 1418 00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:59,050 I did. Due to the tigers' appearance. 1419 00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:00,685 I got scared of the tigers. Yeah. 1420 00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:02,296 Literally, when the second tiger came out, I went... 1421 00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:03,685 and then I shat. 1422 00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:05,091 I shat in the theater. 1423 00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:14,082 Jesus. Oh, fuck. 1424 00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:15,571 You guys okay? 1425 00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:17,290 I broke my ass in half. Here. 1426 00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:18,885 Shit, they got through! 1427 00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:21,167 You guys fucking did it. Oh, my God. 1428 00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:22,241 Fuck. Did that hurt? 1429 00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:23,606 Oh, yes, it fucking hurt. 1430 00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:25,682 I loosened this up for you, I'll have you know. 1431 00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:27,616 Okay, just shut up. It's fucking dark down here. 1432 00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:30,086 Hold on, hold on. 1433 00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:32,041 Nice. 1434 00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:34,083 Okay, good. Thank you. What is that? 1435 00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:36,845 That's Terrence Peterson. My monkey flashlight keychain. 1436 00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:38,644 Monkey flashlight keychain? Mmm-hmm. 1437 00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:40,290 What's his name? Terrence Peterson. 1438 00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:41,771 You see it, Seth? No. Where... 1439 00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:43,171 Are you sure it's even down here? 1440 00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:44,287 Terry Pete. 1441 00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:45,691 Uh, not sure. 1442 00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:47,136 Is there, is there any weird shit down here? 1443 00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:50,050 Nah, it's where I keep all my stuff from my old movies. 1444 00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:51,360 Costumes, props. 1445 00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:04,290 What? Is someone down there? 1446 00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:07,569 It's your fucking stupid cutout from Spider-Man 3. 1447 00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:09,165 Jesus Christ. 1448 00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:10,287 No shit! 1449 00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:11,481 - There it is! - Yes! Yeah! 1450 00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:13,483 - What, did you find it? - Yeah! 1451 00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:17,050 ♪ La-da-da-da-dah 1452 00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:19,122 ♪ It's the motherfucking D-O-double-G 1453 00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:20,571 ♪ Snoop Dogg! 1454 00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:22,051 ♪ La-da-da-da-dahh 1455 00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:24,367 ♪ You know I'm mobbin' with the D.R.E. ♪ 1456 00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:25,726 Water. 1457 00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:28,890 Mmm! 1458 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,082 That is so fucking good. 1459 00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:32,656 The two heroes over here, breaking through the floor. 1460 00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:34,205 We did break through the floor. 1461 00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:36,203 Any of you guys would have done the same thing. 1462 00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:38,601 Oh, man. That fucking hurt. 1463 00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:40,848 Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't shart again. 1464 00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:42,081 I think I did. 1465 00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:44,003 Hey, what year is this? 19... 1466 00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:45,720 That's a good... That's a good year. 1467 00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:47,046 Hey, hey. Yo, yo, yo! 1468 00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:48,804 Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing? 1469 00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:49,961 What am I doing? 1470 00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:52,765 Fuck, man. 1471 00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:54,763 I'm just pouring myself another glass of water 1472 00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:56,808 to wash down that dry-ass Cinnamon Toast Crunch. 1473 00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:58,216 That's very nice, but you can't just 1474 00:59:58,240 --> 00:59:59,880 pour yourself another glass of water, man! 1475 00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:01,001 Will you cut it out? 1476 01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:03,367 Yeah. We agreed to one glass at dinner, 1477 01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:04,601 we voted on it, man. 1478 01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:05,976 Well, man, I'm just getting sick and tired 1479 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,365 of all these fucking rules, man. 1480 01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:08,896 You don't see me putting rules on you guys. 1481 01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:11,287 You cannot have another glass of water. 1482 01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:13,408 Jay weighs 150 pounds less than me. 1483 01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:15,369 Why the fuck is it fair 1484 01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:17,376 that him and I should drink the same amount of water? 1485 01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:19,129 We should be dividing our rations 1486 01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:21,089 based on our proportionate size. 1487 01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:23,640 I don't want to come off as a diva here or anything. 1488 01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:24,960 It's just that I think everyone 1489 01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:26,326 should split everything equally. 1490 01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:28,656 "I just think that everybody should have the fucking same." 1491 01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:30,762 "I have a goddamn earring." Shut the fuck up, Jonah! 1492 01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:32,569 You know what, Danny? If you weren't jizzing 1493 01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:34,483 all the time, maybe you'd be more hydrated. 1494 01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:36,216 You're making me into a joke right now, Franco, 1495 01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:38,096 and you are not gonna like the fucking punch line. 1496 01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:41,044 No more jerking off! No more water! Just sit the fuck down! 1497 01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:42,451 Okay, I'm done. 1498 01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:43,776 We're not gonna have any more water. 1499 01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:44,801 Good. All right. 1500 01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:48,404 Hey! 1501 01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:57,404 Someone help me! Fucking grab it! 1502 01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:01,400 What are you doing? 1503 01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:02,520 You guys made this happen! 1504 01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:05,040 You guys forced my fucking hand by ganging up on me. 1505 01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:08,090 God damn it, I'm gonna fucking kill this motherfucker! 1506 01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:12,606 That's what I thought. Nerd. 1507 01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:18,880 All right, guys, 1508 01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:20,046 let's get rid of him. 1509 01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:21,451 What? What do you mean? 1510 01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:23,045 Like, kick him out of the house? 1511 01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:25,885 His fucking reckless behavior is dragging us all down. 1512 01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:27,962 I mean, he wasted our water twice. 1513 01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:29,923 Two times. Two times. 1514 01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:32,520 Dan is under a lot of pressure. Okay? 1515 01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:34,416 And he's not handling it as good as the rest of us are. 1516 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:37,171 Look at him. He's wearing my fucking tuxedo. 1517 01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:38,844 He's been eating nonstop. 1518 01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:41,287 The fucker's gained weight since he got here. 1519 01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:43,362 The fucker's got to go. 1520 01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:44,441 Go. 1521 01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:46,124 The fucker's got to go. 1522 01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:52,210 This is how you all feel? 1523 01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:53,566 We talked about it. 1524 01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:56,530 You guys are gonna vote me off the island? 1525 01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:59,524 I mean, I made you guys breakfast. 1526 01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:01,887 Shit, man, you wasted half of our food when you did that. 1527 01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:04,691 Just thought I was doing something nice for you guys. 1528 01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:08,048 Just to apologize for my behavior at the party. 1529 01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:09,491 Party I wasn't even invited to. 1530 01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:11,768 I'm not an idiot. 1531 01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:14,936 I know why you guys don't fucking call me or hang out with me anymore. 1532 01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:18,009 It's because I party so fucking hard. 1533 01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:21,489 Always have. Ever since I was a baby. 1534 01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:23,289 I wouldn't just suck on my mama's titties. 1535 01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:26,489 I would fucking bang 'em and motorboat 'em. 1536 01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:31,207 Everything I've been doing has just been a cry for help. 1537 01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:34,090 When I came on your magazine, James, 1538 01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:36,128 it was a cum for help. 1539 01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:40,000 I've just been crying and comin' and crying and comin', 1540 01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:42,921 tears from the tip of my penis, dudes. 1541 01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:46,016 I'm sorry, all right? You can cum wherever you want. 1542 01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:48,486 I don't even care about cumming anymore. 1543 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,446 Right now, I'm just kind of into going. 1544 01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:55,284 Danny. Danny. 1545 01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:56,441 Hey. Come on, man. 1546 01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:58,045 I fucked up. 1547 01:02:58,120 --> 01:02:59,360 I'm sorry, man. Come on, look, 1548 01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:01,164 I was wrong. SETH: I feel like shit, man. 1549 01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:02,730 I didn't want it to happen like this. 1550 01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:03,976 Let's just discuss it some more, okay? 1551 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:05,286 Yeah. Let's just talk, dude. 1552 01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:08,045 We're giving you an option. It's a choice, man. 1553 01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:09,963 There's nothing to figure out, all right? 1554 01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:12,725 You guys have said enough, and there's no going back anymore. 1555 01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:16,884 I don't know if there maybe is, like, something you guys could give me 1556 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:19,616 so I could at least have some sort of protection while I'm out there. 1557 01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:21,961 Danny, you don't have to do this. 1558 01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:23,451 - Yeah, man. - All right, 1559 01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:24,726 if you're really leaving 1560 01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:28,122 then you should take this. 1561 01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:29,890 Really? 1562 01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:32,281 You don't know what's out there. 1563 01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:37,284 Thank you, James. 1564 01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:41,562 It means a lot to you, and I appreciate that you'd give this to me, 1565 01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:43,483 you stupid, stupid motherfucker! 1566 01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:49,565 Fucking psychopath. It's a prop gun! 1567 01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:51,256 What, do you think I'd put real bullets in here? 1568 01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:53,601 You were gonna send me out there with a fucking gun 1569 01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:54,776 filled with blanks? Oh, fuck you! 1570 01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:56,040 Don't turn this around on us. 1571 01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:58,122 You just tried to shoot us, you fucking dickhead! 1572 01:03:58,200 --> 01:03:59,296 Fucking murdering motherfucker! 1573 01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:01,687 Whatever. Fucking civilization is broken down. 1574 01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:04,161 There's no more reason for this false bullshit. 1575 01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:06,216 You guys act like you're so fucking high and mighty, 1576 01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:08,527 like you've never made a goddamn mistake before. 1577 01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:10,568 Franco, you're just a pretentious fucking nerd. 1578 01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:11,687 Fuck you. 1579 01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:12,841 And, Jonah, 1580 01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:14,285 you fucking cunt. 1581 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:19,049 Craig, you didn't have my back, back there. 1582 01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:21,288 You fuckin' disappoint me. Bro. 1583 01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:24,125 And, Seth, you duplicitous taint. 1584 01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:27,124 What? Then of course, there's Jay, 1585 01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:30,761 the self-righteous, cock-sucking, two-faced backstabber. 1586 01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:32,569 What the fuck are you talking about? 1587 01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:34,456 I overheard your little conversation with Craig, all right? 1588 01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:36,801 The only reason why you care about any of us is 1589 01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:38,576 because you think that's what God wants you to do. 1590 01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:39,965 You don't give a shit about us. 1591 01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:42,168 No, no, no, no, that's fucking twisting that shit... 1592 01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:43,241 You're fucking lying. 1593 01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:44,685 Am I twisting this? 1594 01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:47,604 I believe you were in Los Angeles 1595 01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:49,523 two months ago, at the Four Seasons. 1596 01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:53,082 I saw you there, and you specifically asked me not to tell Seth, 1597 01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:55,726 so that you could maintain the illusion 1598 01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:57,245 that you always stay with Seth 1599 01:04:57,320 --> 01:04:58,401 when you're in Los Angeles. 1600 01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:00,130 Ooh! 1601 01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:02,366 Jay. 1602 01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:04,169 - Fuck, man. - It's not... 1603 01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:06,561 Textbook twattage. 1604 01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:08,642 And just for the record, you guys, 1605 01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:11,007 I'm choosing to leave, you're not kicking me out. 1606 01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:13,208 You guys had already said that I could come back in 1607 01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:15,487 and I'm the one who said that I'm not coming back in. 1608 01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:16,846 Don't be cocky. 1609 01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:23,645 Get the fuck out of here. 1610 01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:26,970 Is that true? 1611 01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:30,087 Yes. 1612 01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:31,525 Jay... 1613 01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:34,250 I know this is probably my fault 1614 01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:35,731 because I put you on a pedestal, 1615 01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:38,485 but you should not be dishonest with your friends. 1616 01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:40,642 But you really let me down. 1617 01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:43,290 Hey! Whoa! Jay, damn, man. 1618 01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:45,727 - Fucker. - What the hell? 1619 01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:47,689 It's all fucked, isn't it? 1620 01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:49,765 Jonah, you okay? Yeah. 1621 01:05:50,240 --> 01:05:51,571 Bleeding? 1622 01:05:55,360 --> 01:05:56,361 Yeah. 1623 01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:02,925 His insides hurt worse than my outsides. 1624 01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:12,051 Dear God, 1625 01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:16,047 I'd like to pray to You for a second. 1626 01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:17,804 It's me, Jonah Hill. 1627 01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:21,484 From Moneyball. 1628 01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:28,203 I hate Jay so fucking much. 1629 01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:31,250 I think he might be the worst person You ever created. 1630 01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:34,847 I don't want to judge You, but... 1631 01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:38,163 What's up? What were You thinking that day? 1632 01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:42,802 I love Seth, I love being his friend, he's an awesome guy, 1633 01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:45,167 but it's like Jay is the last connection 1634 01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:48,767 to his shitty, weird Canadian life. 1635 01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:51,684 Just do me one favor, God. 1636 01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:55,644 Just kill Jay. 1637 01:06:58,040 --> 01:06:59,644 That'd be so tight. 1638 01:07:57,880 --> 01:07:59,769 Stop, man. 1639 01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:02,002 Seriously, Craig, stop. 1640 01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:04,403 Your nails are sharp. 1641 01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:17,681 This is no dream! 1642 01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:20,927 This is really happening! 1643 01:08:21,920 --> 01:08:23,046 No! 1644 01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:39,765 Something, um, not that chill happened last night. 1645 01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:45,044 Yo, so, I just drank my own pee for the first time. 1646 01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:50,123 And it ain't bad. I never thought to do it. 1647 01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:53,329 I always thought, you know, pee stink, whatever, but... 1648 01:08:53,440 --> 01:08:54,805 Shh. 1649 01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:13,243 I think we all remember how this works. 1650 01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:15,536 Whoever gets the burnt match has to go to one of Franco's 1651 01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:17,536 neighbors' houses, get us some food and some water. 1652 01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:19,403 No-ho-ho. No, I'm not going first. 1653 01:09:19,480 --> 01:09:20,970 - I'll go first. - Thank you. 1654 01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:22,804 Very mature of you. Thank you. 1655 01:09:27,240 --> 01:09:28,605 Yes! 1656 01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:30,409 Sorry. 1657 01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:32,521 Good job. 1658 01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:37,446 You okay, Jonah? 1659 01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:38,567 What's that? 1660 01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:39,721 You okay? 1661 01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:43,244 Yeah. Just bad sleep. Crazy dream. 1662 01:09:43,320 --> 01:09:44,606 Here, Jonah. 1663 01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:49,205 Jonah. 1664 01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:51,362 Okay. Shit. 1665 01:09:51,440 --> 01:09:52,930 Craigers, you feeling lucky? 1666 01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:54,730 Will history repeat itself? 1667 01:09:57,480 --> 01:09:58,527 Thank you. 1668 01:10:01,560 --> 01:10:02,846 You got this, dawg. 1669 01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:13,087 Seth! No! Not you! 1670 01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:21,241 I'm not going. 1671 01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:23,727 What? I'm not going. 1672 01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:25,136 I'm bowing out. I'm declining to go. 1673 01:10:25,160 --> 01:10:26,207 What? 1674 01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:27,440 Let me break it down for you. 1675 01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:29,284 I'm not fucking going. 1676 01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:31,456 You are definitely going. Tell him he's fucking going. 1677 01:10:31,480 --> 01:10:33,816 Tell you what, why don't you fucking go, Mr. Self-Righteous? 1678 01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:36,336 You're constantly saying what assholes we are, how good you are. 1679 01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:37,930 You go get us some fuckin' water. 1680 01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:43,166 I will go. 1681 01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:45,970 Because I have 1682 01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:47,929 - something called honor. - Fuck, fuck, fuck. 1683 01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:49,809 That's good. Yeah, you're very honorable. 1684 01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:51,605 I'll go with you, Jay. 1685 01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:52,841 Really? 1686 01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:55,321 Is it because of our pact upstairs? 1687 01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:57,846 Nah, 'cause you got them skinny-ass arms. 1688 01:10:57,920 --> 01:10:59,968 You couldn't carry enough to feed a hamster. 1689 01:11:01,440 --> 01:11:02,487 It's working. 1690 01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:07,365 Let's get that money. 1691 01:11:07,440 --> 01:11:09,010 Let's do it. 1692 01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:11,841 Yo. Out and to the left. Shh-shh. 1693 01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:20,367 Bye. 1694 01:11:25,360 --> 01:11:26,691 Oh, my God. 1695 01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:28,040 What? 1696 01:11:28,560 --> 01:11:30,210 That's so sad. 1697 01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:33,528 Innocence lost. 1698 01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:40,925 What is that? 1699 01:11:41,200 --> 01:11:42,200 Fire. 1700 01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:43,730 There's, like, fire everywhere. 1701 01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:45,086 Damn it! 1702 01:11:46,040 --> 01:11:47,405 Hey, hey! 1703 01:11:49,280 --> 01:11:51,487 Fuck, yeah. Let's go, let's go, let's go. 1704 01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:08,369 Hello? Shut the fuck up! 1705 01:12:08,480 --> 01:12:10,130 What? You yelling that shit for? 1706 01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:11,976 We got to find out... Don't yell no more, man. 1707 01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:14,002 Crack you in the head with this frying pan. 1708 01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:18,085 Okay. So we should probably split up, cover more ground. 1709 01:12:18,160 --> 01:12:20,447 What you think this is, Scooby-Doo? 1710 01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:22,256 We're gonna go in there, we're gonna find the kitchen, 1711 01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:24,009 and get as much shit as we can, together! 1712 01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:25,336 Then we're getting the fuck out of here. 1713 01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:27,089 All right, all right. All right? 1714 01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:31,801 Hey. 1715 01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:33,526 Hey. 1716 01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:35,204 What are you doing? 1717 01:12:35,280 --> 01:12:37,487 That should be me out there. 1718 01:12:37,560 --> 01:12:39,289 I totally fucked those guys. 1719 01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:41,285 Mmm. 1720 01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:43,761 Fuck was that? 1721 01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:47,283 Oh, fuck! Is he okay? 1722 01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:48,521 Dude! Jonah! 1723 01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:50,045 What the fuck? What do we do? 1724 01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:51,770 - Do you know first aid or anything? - No. 1725 01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:52,921 Jonah! I suck at first aid. 1726 01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:54,286 Are you okay? Shit! Jonah? 1727 01:12:54,360 --> 01:12:56,203 Oh, no. Low blood sugar. LBS. 1728 01:12:56,280 --> 01:12:58,123 LBS! He's having an LBS episode! 1729 01:12:58,200 --> 01:13:00,248 I'll get the Milky Way! You get the Milky Way! 1730 01:13:03,480 --> 01:13:04,527 Ugh! 1731 01:13:09,160 --> 01:13:10,650 Jay. 1732 01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:15,402 Jonah, stay with me! Stay with me. 1733 01:13:15,480 --> 01:13:17,456 I got it, I got it, I got it, got it, open his mouth. 1734 01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:18,816 It's your friend, Seth. Open his mouth. 1735 01:13:18,840 --> 01:13:21,320 Open his mouth. Open his mouth. I'll get this in there. 1736 01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:22,776 Okay, okay. Shove it right in there. 1737 01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:24,325 Jonah. Milky Way, Jonah. 1738 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:25,925 You love the Milky Way. Yummy, yum. 1739 01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:27,331 It's not fucking working, man! 1740 01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:28,401 What the fuck! 1741 01:13:28,480 --> 01:13:29,606 How do we get it in there? 1742 01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:32,843 Chew it up, chew it up and spit in his mouth like a baby bird. 1743 01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:34,561 Mmm! 1744 01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:35,736 You just swallowed it, man. 1745 01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:36,761 It's so good. 1746 01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:38,444 Give me a bite. 1747 01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:39,601 Mmm! 1748 01:13:39,680 --> 01:13:42,365 The second it hits your mouth is, like, amazing. 1749 01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:46,002 - Okay. - Open it. 1750 01:13:53,400 --> 01:13:55,004 What the fuck was that? 1751 01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:57,128 That's Hebrew. That's not Hebrew. 1752 01:13:57,200 --> 01:13:58,616 It's fuckin' Latin or something like that. 1753 01:13:58,640 --> 01:14:00,881 I went to Hebrew school for six years. That's not Hebrew. 1754 01:14:01,720 --> 01:14:03,961 You will drown in a river of blood. 1755 01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:05,963 The End of Days is here. 1756 01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:08,964 You will quiver in the shadow of Kingdom Come. 1757 01:14:09,040 --> 01:14:11,964 Judgment Day is upon you. 1758 01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:16,329 The Apocalypse is nigh! 1759 01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:20,848 Hey, I think that's all it could fit. 1760 01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:25,610 Man, let's take this back to Franco's, get the fuck out of here. 1761 01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:26,886 Uh, uh... 1762 01:14:27,600 --> 01:14:28,806 What are we going back for? 1763 01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:29,961 What are you talking about? 1764 01:14:30,040 --> 01:14:34,011 In theory, we could just fuckin' stay here. 1765 01:14:34,080 --> 01:14:37,004 And here, you don't have to sleep 1766 01:14:37,080 --> 01:14:39,970 in a friggin' tent under a dick. 1767 01:14:40,040 --> 01:14:41,405 I like my dick tent. 1768 01:14:41,480 --> 01:14:42,527 I'm just saying, 1769 01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:46,400 we could build a life here together, Craig. I'd be really good to you. 1770 01:14:46,840 --> 01:14:48,763 All I know is I'm scared as hell, 1771 01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:51,645 and I just want to get back to our friends. 1772 01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:53,000 Yeah, but they're not my friends. 1773 01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:54,400 Seth is your friend. 1774 01:14:54,440 --> 01:14:56,647 We've been growing apart for years. 1775 01:14:56,760 --> 01:14:59,331 That's why I didn't stay with him last time I was here. 1776 01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:01,846 And I stayed with him this time to try and salvage it, 1777 01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:03,684 but clearly that didn't work out. 1778 01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:06,411 Jay, like it or not, 1779 01:15:07,040 --> 01:15:08,769 those assholes are all we got. 1780 01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:13,801 Did you hear that? 1781 01:15:13,880 --> 01:15:15,405 Yeah, that was a creak. 1782 01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:22,522 What is that? 1783 01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:25,928 What is that? Is that bile? Ew! 1784 01:15:26,040 --> 01:15:28,088 I don't know. It's cold. 1785 01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:29,400 Sniff it. 1786 01:15:29,480 --> 01:15:31,960 No. You sniff it. 1787 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:34,047 Ew! 1788 01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:35,804 What? It smells like puke. 1789 01:15:35,880 --> 01:15:36,881 Ew! Ew! 1790 01:15:36,960 --> 01:15:38,610 Don't get it on me! Ew! 1791 01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:50,611 It's in my eyes! Dude! 1792 01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:53,001 It's in my mouth! He's gone! 1793 01:15:53,080 --> 01:15:55,242 Where is he? He's fucking gone! 1794 01:15:55,360 --> 01:15:57,567 Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! 1795 01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:09,646 Please, God! Jesus, Jesus! 1796 01:16:17,280 --> 01:16:18,281 Fuck. 1797 01:16:19,040 --> 01:16:20,769 Jonah! Jonah! 1798 01:16:20,840 --> 01:16:22,922 Jonah, stop this! 1799 01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:24,610 Please! Jonah, where the fuck are you? 1800 01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:26,330 Why did you vomit on us! 1801 01:16:29,760 --> 01:16:31,683 Bad Jonah! Stop! 1802 01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:33,603 Stop eating him! 1803 01:16:33,680 --> 01:16:35,682 Watch out! He's super strong! 1804 01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:36,801 Aah! 1805 01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:39,281 Shit! 1806 01:16:39,360 --> 01:16:41,522 What is happen... 1807 01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:42,761 Oh, no! 1808 01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:44,604 I'm gonna tittie-fuck you, Seth. 1809 01:16:44,680 --> 01:16:46,125 Don't tittie-fuck me! 1810 01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:47,645 What are they, big B's or small C's? 1811 01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:50,291 I'm gonna push your titties together. 1812 01:16:50,360 --> 01:16:52,010 Push 'em together! 1813 01:16:52,080 --> 01:16:53,650 I'll get you something to help! 1814 01:16:53,720 --> 01:16:54,721 I'll pass you something! 1815 01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:55,881 Okay, pass it to me. 1816 01:16:56,520 --> 01:16:58,488 OW! Fuck! Shit! 1817 01:17:01,520 --> 01:17:02,521 Aah! Oh! 1818 01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:05,646 Seth! 1819 01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:09,202 We're getting crazy! 1820 01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:16,406 Come on! Come on! 1821 01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:20,326 Jesus, open, God damn you, open! 1822 01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:25,483 No, no, no, no. 1823 01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:32,725 Jesus... 1824 01:17:33,240 --> 01:17:35,607 Oh, fuck. 1825 01:17:36,080 --> 01:17:37,764 We gotta hide. We gotta hide. I know! 1826 01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:39,256 He's coming! He's coming! I know he's coming! 1827 01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:40,850 I don't know what the fuck to do! 1828 01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:42,649 I don't know... 1829 01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:44,405 Where are you going? 1830 01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:46,404 Shit. 1831 01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:56,928 Please go away. He's sniffing. 1832 01:17:57,680 --> 01:17:58,720 I'm so scared, James. 1833 01:17:58,760 --> 01:17:59,886 Be quiet. 1834 01:18:01,440 --> 01:18:03,169 You're breathing really loud. Am I? 1835 01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:05,080 Don't breathe through your mouth. Okay. 1836 01:18:07,080 --> 01:18:09,924 Now you're doing loud nose breathing. Am I? 1837 01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:11,809 I don't know where else to breathe from. 1838 01:18:13,440 --> 01:18:14,566 Is that... Seth. 1839 01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:21,204 Oh, shit. Don't move. 1840 01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:22,976 Oh, shit, he's coming right this way. Oh, shit. 1841 01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:24,286 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 1842 01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:33,803 Get out of my way! Move! Move! 1843 01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:35,848 Fuck! 1844 01:18:38,960 --> 01:18:39,961 You Okay? 1845 01:18:40,040 --> 01:18:41,201 Come on! 1846 01:18:41,320 --> 01:18:45,325 Let's go. Let's go. Okay. Okay. Okay. 1847 01:18:47,840 --> 01:18:49,649 What the fuck! What are you doing? 1848 01:18:49,720 --> 01:18:51,216 What are you doing? What are you doing? 1849 01:18:51,240 --> 01:18:52,730 There's a fuckin' demon chasing us! 1850 01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:54,404 A demon? Demon? 1851 01:18:54,480 --> 01:18:57,324 What the fuck happened to you guys? That! 1852 01:18:57,400 --> 01:18:58,811 It's Jonah! He's possessed! 1853 01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:00,160 He's crazy! 1854 01:19:01,120 --> 01:19:03,487 Oh, fuck! You brained him. 1855 01:19:03,560 --> 01:19:05,289 Is that... I was supposed to do that, right? 1856 01:19:05,360 --> 01:19:06,441 Yeah. 1857 01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:11,683 Motherfucker. 1858 01:19:12,360 --> 01:19:13,930 - Fasten! - Hurry! 1859 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:15,365 Fasten, God damn you, bastard! 1860 01:19:15,440 --> 01:19:16,521 He's gonna be fuckin' 1861 01:19:16,560 --> 01:19:17,925 bad news when he wakes up! 1862 01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:19,843 He's fuckin' strong. 1863 01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:21,604 My side's good. Oh, shit! 1864 01:19:21,680 --> 01:19:23,250 All right, I'll fuckin' hit him. 1865 01:19:23,360 --> 01:19:24,930 Fuck! Come on, come on! Okay! 1866 01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:32,806 This shit's cray cray, guys. 1867 01:19:33,120 --> 01:19:36,090 I mean, it's, like, the real, like Apocalypse. 1868 01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:38,481 It's, like, the Book of Revelations, 1869 01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:40,722 like that means there's a God. 1870 01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:42,131 Right? 1871 01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:44,885 I haven't led my life as though there's a God this whole time. 1872 01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:47,440 Who fuckin' saw that coming? That there's actually a God? 1873 01:19:47,520 --> 01:19:50,842 I'd say 95% of the planet. 1874 01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:54,488 Jesus fucking Christ, man. 1875 01:19:54,600 --> 01:19:56,648 You might want to stay away from saying that. 1876 01:19:56,720 --> 01:19:59,166 "Jesus fucking Christ"? Why? 1877 01:19:59,280 --> 01:20:01,016 Why can't I say that? One of the Ten Commandments. 1878 01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:03,884 "Thou shall not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain." 1879 01:20:03,960 --> 01:20:05,405 Jesus isn't the name of the Lord. 1880 01:20:05,480 --> 01:20:06,686 God is name of the Lord. 1881 01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:08,808 Jesus, God, it's all the same. 1882 01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:11,201 It's the Trinity. Father, Son, Holy Ghost. 1883 01:20:11,280 --> 01:20:13,169 It's like Neapolitan ice cream. 1884 01:20:13,240 --> 01:20:14,896 I don't even know what the fucking Commandments are. 1885 01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:19,084 Guys, I think this is sort of bullshit, because we're all good people. 1886 01:20:19,400 --> 01:20:22,324 I can look at each one of you in the eye, I know you're good. 1887 01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:24,050 I'm good. We're four actors. 1888 01:20:24,120 --> 01:20:26,088 We bring joy to people's lives. 1889 01:20:26,160 --> 01:20:27,889 Yeah, but we don't do it for free. 1890 01:20:27,960 --> 01:20:32,170 We get paid handsomely, much higher than the average profession. 1891 01:20:32,240 --> 01:20:34,041 It's not like it was just handed to any of us. 1892 01:20:34,080 --> 01:20:35,730 We've worked really hard to be here. 1893 01:20:35,800 --> 01:20:37,928 Yeah, pretend like it's hot when it's cold. 1894 01:20:38,440 --> 01:20:40,602 You sitting on the beach, it's freezing, 1895 01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:44,765 you in your drawers, talking about something, everybody's surfing. 1896 01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:47,047 I think God might have just fucked up, 1897 01:20:47,120 --> 01:20:50,169 made a mistake, and left us behind by accident. 1898 01:20:50,280 --> 01:20:52,248 I mean, He's got a lot of shit on His plate. 1899 01:20:52,320 --> 01:20:55,403 It's not an oversight, it's not a mistake, okay? 1900 01:20:55,480 --> 01:20:59,644 We got to face facts. We're here, and there's a reason we're all here. 1901 01:20:59,720 --> 01:21:02,041 Why are you so sure? 1902 01:21:02,120 --> 01:21:04,202 I've done things, man. I... 1903 01:21:07,320 --> 01:21:09,084 I gouged a man's eyeballs out. 1904 01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:10,924 What the... Fuck off. 1905 01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:12,764 Craig. Well, I was a kid, man. 1906 01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:15,047 It was a fuckin' bar fight. 1907 01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:16,451 It was a bad foosball game. 1908 01:21:16,520 --> 01:21:19,205 He said I didn't call spinneys, and I fuckin' called spinneys. 1909 01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:22,124 He got all in my face, and I smashed a bottle across his face... 1910 01:21:23,040 --> 01:21:24,724 and the first eyeball was an accident, 1911 01:21:24,800 --> 01:21:27,451 but then I was, like, fuck it, and I went for the second one. 1912 01:21:27,520 --> 01:21:29,568 It was fucked up. But you know what? 1913 01:21:29,640 --> 01:21:34,089 That shit happens. I'm saying, that's... I think that's why I'm here. 1914 01:21:34,200 --> 01:21:36,248 I got to admit something. 1915 01:21:36,320 --> 01:21:37,606 I, uh... 1916 01:21:39,480 --> 01:21:40,891 I fucked Lindsay Lohan. 1917 01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:43,844 She was fucked up. She was high. 1918 01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:45,200 It was at the Chateau Marmont, 1919 01:21:45,280 --> 01:21:46,560 and she kept banging on my door. 1920 01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:49,809 She kept calling me Jake Gyllenhaal. 1921 01:21:49,880 --> 01:21:51,166 That's fucked up. 1922 01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:54,767 Yeah, I said, "Call me the Prince of Persia." 1923 01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:56,096 See, that's what I'm saying, man. 1924 01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:58,088 We've all done bad shit, you know? 1925 01:21:58,160 --> 01:22:01,767 We've done more bad shit than good in our lives, and 1926 01:22:03,160 --> 01:22:06,004 it's time to pay the piper. 1927 01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:08,121 Whoa, shit! 1928 01:22:08,200 --> 01:22:10,202 Something's wrong. 1929 01:22:11,160 --> 01:22:12,491 God did this. 1930 01:22:12,520 --> 01:22:16,161 He gave us light, and then He took it away. 1931 01:22:16,240 --> 01:22:17,605 You hear that? 1932 01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:19,762 It's the soundtrack of us going insane. 1933 01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:22,684 Damn, I wish there was something we could do to help him. 1934 01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:25,370 I know what we can do. 1935 01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:36,089 The fuckin' stench. 1936 01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:50,881 Jonah Hill? 1937 01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:53,931 Jonah? 1938 01:22:57,120 --> 01:22:58,531 Jonah Hill. 1939 01:22:58,600 --> 01:23:00,728 Jonah Hill is no more. 1940 01:23:01,960 --> 01:23:03,086 Demon? 1941 01:23:03,160 --> 01:23:05,003 Yes? 1942 01:23:05,080 --> 01:23:07,003 Fuck. That's not good. 1943 01:23:07,080 --> 01:23:08,366 That's not good. 1944 01:23:09,080 --> 01:23:10,650 Jay, you fool. 1945 01:23:10,720 --> 01:23:13,200 I say unto thee, 1946 01:23:13,720 --> 01:23:16,166 the power of Christ compels you! 1947 01:23:16,240 --> 01:23:19,084 Oh, does it? Does it compel me? 1948 01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:21,208 The power of Christ compels you! 1949 01:23:21,280 --> 01:23:22,281 Does it, Jay? 1950 01:23:22,360 --> 01:23:24,283 The power of Christ compels you! 1951 01:23:24,360 --> 01:23:26,496 Is the power of Christ compelling me? Is that what's happening? 1952 01:23:26,520 --> 01:23:29,000 The power of Christ compels you! 1953 01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:31,526 Guess what? It's not that compelling. 1954 01:23:31,600 --> 01:23:33,762 Jay, you serious right now? 1955 01:23:33,840 --> 01:23:36,216 That's your fuckin' plan? You're gonna repeat lines from The Exorcist? 1956 01:23:36,240 --> 01:23:38,402 I would assume they did their fuckin' research. 1957 01:23:38,480 --> 01:23:40,323 It's a movie! It's a manual. 1958 01:23:40,440 --> 01:23:42,480 It's a fuckin' training manual. 1959 01:23:44,240 --> 01:23:45,685 I say unto thee, 1960 01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:48,440 the power of Christ compels you! 1961 01:23:48,520 --> 01:23:50,727 The power of Christ compels you! 1962 01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:53,722 The power of Christ compels you! 1963 01:23:53,840 --> 01:23:55,365 Geez, it hurts a little bit. 1964 01:23:55,440 --> 01:23:56,680 It's, like, this little sting. 1965 01:23:56,800 --> 01:23:59,201 The power of Christ compels you! 1966 01:23:59,280 --> 01:24:00,361 Seriously, fuck off. 1967 01:24:00,440 --> 01:24:02,966 The power of Christ compels you! 1968 01:24:05,240 --> 01:24:06,651 Jay? 1969 01:24:06,840 --> 01:24:08,524 The power of Christ compels you! 1970 01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:09,647 Holy shit! 1971 01:24:09,680 --> 01:24:11,296 You're pissing him off, man. Just stop it! 1972 01:24:11,320 --> 01:24:13,129 Jay! The power of Christ compels you! 1973 01:24:15,640 --> 01:24:17,449 The power of... Get the fuck down! 1974 01:24:17,560 --> 01:24:19,608 Don't fucking push me, asshole! Geez, man! 1975 01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:20,681 Fuck you! Easy! 1976 01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:21,896 You're a fucking asshole, you liar! 1977 01:24:21,920 --> 01:24:22,921 Still? 1978 01:24:23,000 --> 01:24:24,001 Yes. Still? Yes. 1979 01:24:24,120 --> 01:24:25,616 Guys, guys, we got a possessed guy here! 1980 01:24:25,640 --> 01:24:27,244 Do we have to argue about this right now? 1981 01:24:27,320 --> 01:24:28,320 Let 'em fight. 1982 01:24:28,360 --> 01:24:29,885 We got an exorcism to finish. Hello? 1983 01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:31,296 Do you want to know why I didn't stay with you? 1984 01:24:31,320 --> 01:24:32,890 Yeah. You fuckin' changed. 1985 01:24:32,960 --> 01:24:35,850 You're a fuckin' sell-out. 1986 01:24:35,920 --> 01:24:38,161 You did fuckin' sell out. Everyone says. 1987 01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:42,086 At least I did change! You act like you're fucking 18 years old still, Jay! 1988 01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:44,481 Grow up, Jay. That's why he's yelling at you. 1989 01:24:44,600 --> 01:24:46,648 You've been holding me back this whole time! 1990 01:24:46,720 --> 01:24:48,290 That means fuck you. 1991 01:24:48,360 --> 01:24:50,408 Come on, guys! Come on! 1992 01:24:51,760 --> 01:24:53,762 Fuck you, you piece of shit! 1993 01:24:57,120 --> 01:24:58,326 Everybody, out! 1994 01:24:58,400 --> 01:24:59,640 Craig, stop 'em! 1995 01:24:59,720 --> 01:25:01,529 - Get apart! - Oh, now it's on. 1996 01:25:01,600 --> 01:25:04,001 Yo! What the fuck is all this, Franco? 1997 01:25:05,320 --> 01:25:06,960 Uh, looks like food. How'd that get there? 1998 01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:09,401 What? You have more food? 1999 01:25:09,480 --> 01:25:10,686 You knew he had extra food? 2000 01:25:10,760 --> 01:25:12,489 Yeah, he gave me one cracker. 2001 01:25:12,560 --> 01:25:14,176 I would have sucked a dick for half a cracker. 2002 01:25:14,200 --> 01:25:16,536 All right, well, maybe I didn't want you to suck my dick, all right? 2003 01:25:16,560 --> 01:25:17,816 - Look... - I didn't want to suck it! 2004 01:25:17,840 --> 01:25:19,496 That's the point of what I said! It was my fucking food! 2005 01:25:19,520 --> 01:25:20,521 Guys, guys, guys, fire! 2006 01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:21,647 Boys, boys, boys... 2007 01:25:21,760 --> 01:25:23,762 Shit! Jonah's on fire! 2008 01:25:29,560 --> 01:25:30,891 Put it out! 2009 01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:32,371 Use your mouth! Put it out! 2010 01:25:41,280 --> 01:25:42,725 Go, go, go, go, go! 2011 01:25:51,720 --> 01:25:53,210 Where is he? Where is he? Where is he? 2012 01:25:53,280 --> 01:25:54,441 Go, go, go! 2013 01:25:57,040 --> 01:25:58,644 Go, go, go, go, go! 2014 01:25:58,720 --> 01:26:00,484 Go, get outside! 2015 01:26:00,560 --> 01:26:02,483 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! 2016 01:26:02,560 --> 01:26:03,561 Go, go on! 2017 01:26:03,640 --> 01:26:05,722 Come on, hurry up, he's coming! 2018 01:26:05,800 --> 01:26:07,484 He's coming! 2019 01:26:20,640 --> 01:26:22,290 Watch out, watch out! 2020 01:26:22,640 --> 01:26:24,961 Oh, my fortress! 2021 01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:28,724 Uh, boys, I just want to point out, um, 2022 01:26:28,800 --> 01:26:30,290 we're out in the open now. 2023 01:26:31,000 --> 01:26:32,126 Oh, fuck. Shit, shit, shit. 2024 01:26:32,200 --> 01:26:34,362 Oh, shit. Hey, hey, hey. 2025 01:26:34,440 --> 01:26:35,566 My Prius. Yeah! 2026 01:26:35,640 --> 01:26:37,449 Yeah! Yes! 2027 01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:41,681 What is that? 2028 01:26:42,440 --> 01:26:44,442 No fucking way. 2029 01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:46,528 We're screwed! 2030 01:26:46,600 --> 01:26:49,080 We're totally screwed, guys. 2031 01:26:51,920 --> 01:26:52,921 I got this. 2032 01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:54,570 What? I'll distract the thing. 2033 01:26:54,640 --> 01:26:56,608 I'll run over there screaming and shit, 2034 01:26:56,680 --> 01:27:00,287 and that should give you enough time to get to the garage. 2035 01:27:00,400 --> 01:27:02,004 Well, yeah, but that thing can kill you. 2036 01:27:02,080 --> 01:27:05,482 Maybe I deserve it. I've been shitty my whole life. 2037 01:27:05,560 --> 01:27:07,801 Being selfish, only doing shit for me. 2038 01:27:07,880 --> 01:27:10,201 Maybe it's only right that the last thing I do 2039 01:27:10,280 --> 01:27:13,363 on this planet isn't for me. 2040 01:27:13,600 --> 01:27:14,840 It's for you guys. 2041 01:27:14,920 --> 01:27:16,649 Craig, you don't have to do that. 2042 01:27:16,720 --> 01:27:18,051 Thank you very much, Craig. 2043 01:27:18,120 --> 01:27:19,884 I appreciate that. You spineless... 2044 01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:22,523 I love you guys. 2045 01:27:22,720 --> 01:27:24,370 You're my best friends. 2046 01:27:24,440 --> 01:27:26,442 You're a real mensch, Craig. 2047 01:27:26,520 --> 01:27:28,727 See you on the other side. 2048 01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:36,329 Hey, hey, asshole! Hey, come on! 2049 01:27:36,400 --> 01:27:38,482 Pickle dick, demonic-looking motherfucker. 2050 01:27:38,560 --> 01:27:40,688 Nobody's scared of you. You ain't a raccoon! 2051 01:27:40,760 --> 01:27:42,569 Yeah, bring your ass, bitch! 2052 01:27:42,640 --> 01:27:45,530 Nobody's scared of you! I'm Craig fucking Robinson! 2053 01:27:45,720 --> 01:27:46,846 Yeah. 2054 01:27:46,920 --> 01:27:48,081 What's he gonna do? Craig. 2055 01:27:48,200 --> 01:27:51,249 I hope you like big dick, motherfucker, 2056 01:27:51,320 --> 01:27:53,163 'cause I'm about to fuck you raw! 2057 01:27:53,240 --> 01:27:55,527 For the last goddamn time! 2058 01:27:56,040 --> 01:27:57,644 Take your panties off! 2059 01:28:08,480 --> 01:28:10,130 Fuck, yeah! 2060 01:28:12,480 --> 01:28:13,480 It worked. 2061 01:28:13,520 --> 01:28:15,045 What's happening? 2062 01:28:15,120 --> 01:28:17,122 Craig! Craig! 2063 01:28:30,080 --> 01:28:33,209 Holy shit, do you guys realize what this means? 2064 01:28:33,280 --> 01:28:34,841 That Craig was an angel this whole time? 2065 01:28:34,880 --> 01:28:37,770 No, no, it means we can still be saved. No, no. 2066 01:28:39,720 --> 01:28:42,610 I don't fucking get it, why does Craig get saved? I mean... 2067 01:28:42,680 --> 01:28:45,047 Craig sacrificed himself for us, 2068 01:28:45,120 --> 01:28:46,929 which means that there's still hope. 2069 01:28:47,040 --> 01:28:48,849 - That means we can be redeemed. - Yeah. 2070 01:28:48,920 --> 01:28:50,736 It means that if we're actually nice to each other, 2071 01:28:50,760 --> 01:28:53,525 we can get sucked up into Heaven, too. That's the deal. 2072 01:28:53,640 --> 01:28:55,324 All right, I got it, let's just head out 2073 01:28:55,400 --> 01:28:57,687 to my place in Malibu. Yeah. 2074 01:28:57,760 --> 01:29:00,923 Just survive long enough until we do enough good things 2075 01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:03,048 and they accumulate or do enough sacrifices, 2076 01:29:03,120 --> 01:29:04,296 and we'll all go to Heaven together. 2077 01:29:04,320 --> 01:29:06,288 That's a great idea, James. 2078 01:29:06,400 --> 01:29:08,050 Seriously, really, really good idea. 2079 01:29:08,120 --> 01:29:09,963 Really, you're such a smart guy. 2080 01:29:10,040 --> 01:29:12,088 Thanks, Seth, you're such a nice guy. 2081 01:29:12,400 --> 01:29:13,401 You got a great smile. 2082 01:29:13,480 --> 01:29:15,164 Thanks, man. And an awesome laugh. 2083 01:29:15,280 --> 01:29:17,336 I've heard it's annoying. How about that Jay back there, man? 2084 01:29:17,360 --> 01:29:19,016 Dude, Jay, you kidding me? Come on. Oh, come on. 2085 01:29:19,040 --> 01:29:20,326 One of a kind. Get out of here. 2086 01:29:20,400 --> 01:29:21,606 You got a cool body. 2087 01:29:21,680 --> 01:29:23,216 You can walk around with your shirt off anytime. 2088 01:29:23,240 --> 01:29:24,890 It's not working, this isn't working. 2089 01:29:24,960 --> 01:29:26,801 What, you thought we would be Raptured already? 2090 01:29:26,880 --> 01:29:27,976 I thought it would happen already. 2091 01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:29,176 No, we've just been talking nice. 2092 01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:31,089 Talking nice doesn't get you into Heaven. 2093 01:29:31,160 --> 01:29:33,288 Doesn't hurt to smile... 2094 01:29:35,920 --> 01:29:36,921 What the fuck? 2095 01:29:37,000 --> 01:29:38,331 You guys okay? 2096 01:29:38,400 --> 01:29:40,129 Oh, shit. Christ. 2097 01:29:50,360 --> 01:29:51,805 - Franco! - Come on! 2098 01:29:54,720 --> 01:29:56,370 Yo, cut his fucking head off! 2099 01:29:56,440 --> 01:29:57,566 What's going on? 2100 01:29:58,920 --> 01:30:00,888 No! 2101 01:30:00,960 --> 01:30:02,200 - No! - Stop! 2102 01:30:19,720 --> 01:30:20,881 Danny? 2103 01:30:20,960 --> 01:30:22,166 What the fuck? 2104 01:30:22,240 --> 01:30:23,366 You guys are still alive? 2105 01:30:23,480 --> 01:30:24,561 Yeah. 2106 01:30:24,640 --> 01:30:26,722 Holy shit, I didn't expect that. 2107 01:30:26,800 --> 01:30:28,723 Fuck out here. 2108 01:30:29,640 --> 01:30:30,687 Get... 2109 01:30:30,800 --> 01:30:32,616 Shit, I can't believe you guys are here. Oh, Jesus. 2110 01:30:32,640 --> 01:30:36,406 That's fucking crazy, and your timing couldn't be more perfect. 2111 01:30:36,760 --> 01:30:39,366 It's been a long time since any of us have eaten, 2112 01:30:39,440 --> 01:30:42,250 and you three gentlemen look delicious. 2113 01:30:42,320 --> 01:30:43,496 What does that have to do with us? 2114 01:30:43,520 --> 01:30:45,363 The fuck are you talking about? 2115 01:30:45,440 --> 01:30:47,124 I'm a cannibal, hombre. 2116 01:30:47,200 --> 01:30:49,009 We're gonna fucking eat your ass. 2117 01:30:49,080 --> 01:30:50,696 Fuck you, you can't eat us. Fuck that, man. 2118 01:30:50,720 --> 01:30:53,564 I do whatever the fuck I want, when I want. 2119 01:30:53,640 --> 01:30:55,244 I butt-fucked this dude. 2120 01:30:56,400 --> 01:30:57,401 See that? 2121 01:30:57,480 --> 01:30:59,084 I fucking slide right in that shit. 2122 01:30:59,160 --> 01:31:01,925 I do whatever I want. This is my gimp. 2123 01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:03,570 Channing, introduce yourself. 2124 01:31:03,840 --> 01:31:04,921 Hey, what's up, guys? 2125 01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:06,411 Y'all cool? 2126 01:31:06,520 --> 01:31:07,931 That's Channing Tatum. 2127 01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:09,764 That's Channing Tatum, dude. What the fuck? 2128 01:31:09,840 --> 01:31:12,016 Channing fucking Tatum. I found him wandering on the freeway. 2129 01:31:12,040 --> 01:31:14,725 I collected him, made him my bitch. Get off my dick. 2130 01:31:14,800 --> 01:31:17,644 I call him Channing Tate-yum. 2131 01:31:17,720 --> 01:31:18,801 Hard-core, man. 2132 01:31:18,880 --> 01:31:19,961 I got him trained good. 2133 01:31:20,040 --> 01:31:21,690 Watch, he does tricks. Wait, shake hands. 2134 01:31:21,760 --> 01:31:22,966 All right, Seth. 2135 01:31:23,080 --> 01:31:24,286 Fucking roll over. 2136 01:31:24,360 --> 01:31:25,850 I'm gonna create a diversion. Yeah. 2137 01:31:25,920 --> 01:31:27,809 - You and Jay make a run for it. - What? 2138 01:31:27,880 --> 01:31:29,450 Danny's gonna eat you. 2139 01:31:29,520 --> 01:31:32,490 Listen, full-on sacrifice for you, dawg, 2140 01:31:32,600 --> 01:31:34,640 - like the ending to Pineapple 2. - Yeah, lick that. 2141 01:31:34,680 --> 01:31:36,284 That's Channing fucking Tatum, dawg. 2142 01:31:36,760 --> 01:31:37,886 I love him. 2143 01:31:37,960 --> 01:31:40,930 That's fucking G.I. Joe, dude. Fucking loves me. 2144 01:31:41,240 --> 01:31:43,766 Danny! We're friends! You can't eat us! 2145 01:31:43,840 --> 01:31:48,368 I'd love to catch up, but we're fucking starving, so let's eat! 2146 01:31:48,480 --> 01:31:49,527 Fuck you! 2147 01:31:51,280 --> 01:31:52,725 Run! 2148 01:31:54,960 --> 01:31:56,007 Eat this! 2149 01:31:56,840 --> 01:31:59,525 Ow! Shit, fuck! Get him! 2150 01:32:00,760 --> 01:32:02,040 Who wants it, you piece of shit? 2151 01:32:02,120 --> 01:32:03,406 Man, we should go back. 2152 01:32:03,440 --> 01:32:05,400 We should go back and help him. We should go back. 2153 01:32:08,640 --> 01:32:09,687 Fucking Rapture. 2154 01:32:09,760 --> 01:32:11,762 Holy shit! It worked! 2155 01:32:16,320 --> 01:32:17,765 What the fuck? 2156 01:32:17,840 --> 01:32:20,161 Go to hell, McBride! 2157 01:32:20,240 --> 01:32:21,844 Fuck you! 2158 01:32:23,840 --> 01:32:25,763 Suck my dick! 2159 01:32:26,400 --> 01:32:27,447 Ah... 2160 01:32:28,280 --> 01:32:29,406 Oh! 2161 01:32:30,200 --> 01:32:31,850 - Oh, shit. - What happened? 2162 01:32:31,920 --> 01:32:34,082 What did I do? Take me back! 2163 01:32:34,160 --> 01:32:35,161 What did I do? 2164 01:32:35,240 --> 01:32:36,336 I'll tell you what happened, Franco. 2165 01:32:36,360 --> 01:32:38,362 You don't get to get sucked up into Heaven 2166 01:32:38,440 --> 01:32:41,808 'cause you were being petty. Tom Petty. 2167 01:32:41,880 --> 01:32:43,803 You may not have invited me to your party, 2168 01:32:44,600 --> 01:32:46,204 but you're the guest of honor at mine. 2169 01:32:46,280 --> 01:32:47,327 What? 2170 01:32:50,840 --> 01:32:52,171 How fucking crazy is this? 2171 01:32:56,280 --> 01:32:58,009 Seth, Jay! 2172 01:32:58,080 --> 01:32:59,684 Oh, shit, they're running after us. 2173 01:32:59,800 --> 01:33:02,485 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Run. 2174 01:33:02,560 --> 01:33:04,050 Bring them to me! 2175 01:33:04,120 --> 01:33:06,487 - Fuck. - Get 'em! 2176 01:33:07,000 --> 01:33:08,843 Got to get Rogen. 2177 01:33:10,160 --> 01:33:11,160 Over here. 2178 01:33:11,240 --> 01:33:13,004 What? Over here, over here. Here. What? 2179 01:33:13,080 --> 01:33:15,845 Shit, shit. 2180 01:33:16,520 --> 01:33:18,409 They're around here somewhere. 2181 01:33:18,480 --> 01:33:20,440 They kept running, you fucking idiots. 2182 01:33:20,800 --> 01:33:22,404 Shit, are they still there? 2183 01:33:22,480 --> 01:33:24,005 I think they're gone. Are they gone? 2184 01:33:24,040 --> 01:33:25,963 Oh, my God. Why did Franco flip off Danny? 2185 01:33:26,040 --> 01:33:27,644 Why did he have to do that, man? 2186 01:33:27,720 --> 01:33:28,767 He was in the clear. 2187 01:33:28,840 --> 01:33:30,365 That is textbook. 2188 01:33:30,440 --> 01:33:31,965 Vanity or... 2189 01:33:32,040 --> 01:33:33,280 Is it vanity? Vanity or envy. 2190 01:33:33,360 --> 01:33:34,725 Is it envy or wrath? 2191 01:33:34,800 --> 01:33:36,848 It's any of them, man. You can't do that. 2192 01:33:36,920 --> 01:33:38,490 It's being a sore winner, is what it is, 2193 01:33:38,560 --> 01:33:39,936 more than anything. That's exactly what it is. 2194 01:33:39,960 --> 01:33:41,200 You can't be a sore winner. No. 2195 01:33:41,760 --> 01:33:45,526 Well, this is another fine mess we found ourselves in. 2196 01:33:48,920 --> 01:33:50,081 Fuck. 2197 01:33:50,520 --> 01:33:51,726 Listen, Jay... 2198 01:33:51,880 --> 01:33:53,689 Oh, shit. 2199 01:33:55,760 --> 01:33:57,922 Get out of here, let's get out of here. 2200 01:34:02,240 --> 01:34:05,403 Oh, you've got to be fucking shitting me! 2201 01:34:05,560 --> 01:34:09,201 Oh, my God. Oh, no. 2202 01:34:09,280 --> 01:34:10,486 That thing's big. 2203 01:34:10,560 --> 01:34:11,686 Holy shit. 2204 01:34:11,760 --> 01:34:13,046 Oh, it's so big. 2205 01:34:13,120 --> 01:34:17,011 Oh, man. Oh, Jesus. 2206 01:34:25,200 --> 01:34:26,326 We're gonna die, man. Okay. 2207 01:34:26,400 --> 01:34:27,520 Okay, we're gonna die. Uh... 2208 01:34:33,000 --> 01:34:34,923 Jesus! Oh, no! 2209 01:34:40,600 --> 01:34:41,761 Shit. Listen to me, man. 2210 01:34:41,840 --> 01:34:44,571 I'm a fucking idiot. I put myself up. 2211 01:34:44,640 --> 01:34:45,971 I'm self-righteous. 2212 01:34:46,080 --> 01:34:47,570 I think I'm better than you. No, no. 2213 01:34:47,640 --> 01:34:48,801 I was resistant to change. 2214 01:34:48,920 --> 01:34:50,888 No. I should have grown with you. 2215 01:34:50,960 --> 01:34:52,928 I should have changed with you. 2216 01:34:53,040 --> 01:34:54,326 We should have changed together. 2217 01:34:54,400 --> 01:34:57,768 I didn't like what I became so I hated what you became. 2218 01:34:57,840 --> 01:34:59,604 It's fine, man. It's fine. 2219 01:34:59,720 --> 01:35:01,616 I love you, Seth, fucking love you, buddy. I love you, man. 2220 01:35:01,640 --> 01:35:03,136 I always loved you. Let's die together, man. 2221 01:35:03,160 --> 01:35:05,003 Let's die together. I love you, Jay. 2222 01:35:15,760 --> 01:35:17,205 Holy shit, Jay, all right! 2223 01:35:17,280 --> 01:35:18,327 Yeah, we did it! 2224 01:35:18,440 --> 01:35:19,856 I'm not getting sucked up into Heaven! 2225 01:35:19,880 --> 01:35:21,086 What do you mean? Why not? 2226 01:35:21,160 --> 01:35:22,764 I don't know why not! 2227 01:35:22,840 --> 01:35:23,921 Take my hand! 2228 01:35:24,000 --> 01:35:25,240 Okay, take me with you, Jay! 2229 01:35:25,320 --> 01:35:26,890 I'll take you with me. 2230 01:35:27,000 --> 01:35:28,490 Ah! Yay! 2231 01:35:28,560 --> 01:35:30,164 Yeah! 2232 01:35:30,320 --> 01:35:31,367 Ah! 2233 01:35:31,440 --> 01:35:32,487 Whoo! 2234 01:35:34,160 --> 01:35:35,685 Yeah! It's working! 2235 01:35:35,760 --> 01:35:37,000 Yeah! 2236 01:35:44,360 --> 01:35:46,931 Oh, no! He sees us! 2237 01:35:48,960 --> 01:35:51,247 He can't touch us! 2238 01:35:51,320 --> 01:35:52,924 We're in a force field! 2239 01:35:57,160 --> 01:35:59,686 Oh, shit! Shit! 2240 01:36:03,480 --> 01:36:05,084 It's not gonna take me with you! 2241 01:36:05,160 --> 01:36:06,286 We're going down! 2242 01:36:06,360 --> 01:36:09,284 Keep holding on and you'll get pulled up, too! 2243 01:36:09,360 --> 01:36:11,283 It's not! No, I won't, man! 2244 01:36:11,360 --> 01:36:13,044 I don't deserve to. 2245 01:36:13,680 --> 01:36:14,886 Fuck. 2246 01:36:18,600 --> 01:36:19,806 I'm gonna let go, Jay. 2247 01:36:19,880 --> 01:36:21,041 You'll die! 2248 01:36:21,120 --> 01:36:23,566 I know, but you won't. 2249 01:36:23,640 --> 01:36:24,880 No! 2250 01:36:24,960 --> 01:36:27,884 I don't deserve to go to Heaven, but you do. 2251 01:36:27,960 --> 01:36:29,371 You do, okay? 2252 01:36:29,440 --> 01:36:31,329 We're both gonna die if I don't let go. 2253 01:36:32,920 --> 01:36:35,241 I'm not gonna hold you back anymore. 2254 01:36:37,520 --> 01:36:39,010 No! 2255 01:36:46,560 --> 01:36:48,562 ♪ And I... 2256 01:36:51,720 --> 01:36:54,849 ♪ Will always love you 2257 01:36:55,560 --> 01:36:56,891 Yay! 2258 01:36:57,080 --> 01:36:59,128 ♪ I will always 2259 01:37:00,560 --> 01:37:02,722 ♪ Love you 2260 01:37:02,800 --> 01:37:07,727 ♪ I will always love you 2261 01:37:12,320 --> 01:37:14,402 Whoo! Yeah! 2262 01:37:14,920 --> 01:37:17,366 Come, hold my hand, buddy! 2263 01:37:17,440 --> 01:37:19,442 Hold my hand! 2264 01:37:19,560 --> 01:37:21,403 Yeah! You did it! 2265 01:37:21,520 --> 01:37:23,090 You did it! Yeah! 2266 01:37:23,160 --> 01:37:24,400 You did it! 2267 01:37:24,480 --> 01:37:26,801 Yeah! 2268 01:37:30,480 --> 01:37:32,448 We're flying! 2269 01:37:32,760 --> 01:37:35,445 ♪ Love you ♪ 2270 01:37:47,280 --> 01:37:50,648 ♪ When I die and they lay me to rest 2271 01:37:51,120 --> 01:37:54,442 ♪ Gonna go to the place that's the best 2272 01:37:54,840 --> 01:37:57,764 ♪ When I lay me down to die 2273 01:37:57,840 --> 01:37:58,887 Look! What? 2274 01:37:59,600 --> 01:38:00,647 Wow. 2275 01:38:05,640 --> 01:38:07,529 Welcome to Heaven, motherfuckers. 2276 01:38:08,360 --> 01:38:10,010 Craig! 2277 01:38:11,640 --> 01:38:13,483 Yay! Yeah! 2278 01:38:13,960 --> 01:38:15,450 Craig. Oh, my... 2279 01:38:15,520 --> 01:38:16,521 What? 2280 01:38:16,600 --> 01:38:17,681 This is awesome. 2281 01:38:17,760 --> 01:38:19,444 Are you an angel? Yes, sir. 2282 01:38:19,520 --> 01:38:21,045 That's so cool, man. That is so cool. 2283 01:38:21,120 --> 01:38:22,690 Congratulations, dude. 2284 01:38:23,040 --> 01:38:24,041 Ah, fellas. 2285 01:38:24,120 --> 01:38:25,849 Yeah. Yes. 2286 01:38:26,240 --> 01:38:27,685 Oh! Dude, you got one. 2287 01:38:27,760 --> 01:38:28,841 What? That's so cool. 2288 01:38:28,920 --> 01:38:30,056 Do I have one? Do I have one? 2289 01:38:30,080 --> 01:38:31,241 I can't see it. Do I have... 2290 01:38:31,320 --> 01:38:32,845 Wait. Let's touch 'em. 2291 01:38:33,960 --> 01:38:35,325 Dude, this is so... Wow. 2292 01:38:35,400 --> 01:38:37,004 What do we do now? Yeah. 2293 01:38:37,320 --> 01:38:38,321 Come this way. 2294 01:38:38,400 --> 01:38:39,640 Ooh... 2295 01:38:39,960 --> 01:38:42,566 ♪ So you know that when you die 2296 01:38:43,040 --> 01:38:44,849 ♪ He's gonna recommend you 2297 01:38:44,920 --> 01:38:46,763 ♪ To the spirit in the sky 2298 01:38:46,840 --> 01:38:48,251 ♪ Spirit in the sky ♪ 2299 01:38:48,320 --> 01:38:51,563 Right? Do you love it? Do you love it? 2300 01:38:52,200 --> 01:38:54,567 Whoa, they got weed in Heaven? 2301 01:38:54,640 --> 01:38:56,449 What? You tell me. 2302 01:38:57,000 --> 01:38:58,047 Oh! What? 2303 01:38:58,160 --> 01:39:01,130 Holy shit! That's awesome! 2304 01:39:02,640 --> 01:39:03,641 Oh. 2305 01:39:03,720 --> 01:39:04,881 Wow. 2306 01:39:05,000 --> 01:39:06,490 That's insane, man. 2307 01:39:06,560 --> 01:39:07,925 No, no, no, no, no, no. 2308 01:39:08,000 --> 01:39:10,606 That's Heaven. Anything you could think of is yours. 2309 01:39:12,720 --> 01:39:14,006 Whoa! 2310 01:39:14,080 --> 01:39:16,811 Holy shit, this is awesome. 2311 01:39:16,880 --> 01:39:17,927 Segway! 2312 01:39:18,000 --> 01:39:19,736 I've always wanted to ride one of these things. 2313 01:39:19,760 --> 01:39:21,967 Go ahead, Jay, make a wish. 2314 01:39:22,040 --> 01:39:23,161 Anything you could think of. 2315 01:39:23,720 --> 01:39:25,051 Anything? 2316 01:39:27,240 --> 01:39:29,766 ♪ Everybody, yeah 2317 01:39:31,920 --> 01:39:33,331 ♪ Rock your body, yeah 2318 01:39:33,400 --> 01:39:34,401 What? 2319 01:39:35,640 --> 01:39:37,642 No fucking way. 2320 01:39:37,720 --> 01:39:39,245 ♪ Everybody 2321 01:39:39,320 --> 01:39:41,482 ♪ Rock your body right 2322 01:39:43,320 --> 01:39:44,810 ♪ Backstreet's back 2323 01:39:44,880 --> 01:39:46,245 ♪ All right 2324 01:39:50,720 --> 01:39:52,245 ♪ Hey, yeah 2325 01:39:54,440 --> 01:39:57,171 ♪ Oh, my God, we're back again 2326 01:39:58,920 --> 01:40:01,730 ♪ Brothers, sisters, everybody sing 2327 01:40:03,040 --> 01:40:06,089 ♪ Gonna bring the flavor show you how 2328 01:40:07,600 --> 01:40:11,605 ♪ Gotta question tor you better answer now, yeah 2329 01:40:11,720 --> 01:40:14,326 ♪ Am I original? 2330 01:40:14,520 --> 01:40:15,760 ♪ Yeah 2331 01:40:15,880 --> 01:40:18,565 ♪ Am I the only one? 2332 01:40:18,920 --> 01:40:20,410 ♪ Yeah 2333 01:40:20,480 --> 01:40:23,290 ♪ Am I sexual? 2334 01:40:23,400 --> 01:40:24,970 ♪ Yeah 2335 01:40:25,320 --> 01:40:27,163 ♪ Am I everything you need? 2336 01:40:27,240 --> 01:40:29,527 ♪ You better rock your body now 2337 01:40:29,600 --> 01:40:32,126 ♪ Everybody 2338 01:40:32,200 --> 01:40:33,884 ♪ Yeah 2339 01:40:33,960 --> 01:40:36,531 ♪ Rock your body 2340 01:40:36,800 --> 01:40:38,325 ♪ Yeah 2341 01:40:38,400 --> 01:40:41,051 ♪ Everybody 2342 01:40:41,120 --> 01:40:43,885 ♪ Rock your body right 2343 01:40:45,560 --> 01:40:48,404 ♪ Backstreet's back, all right 2344 01:40:51,640 --> 01:40:53,210 ♪ All right 2345 01:40:54,400 --> 01:40:57,131 ♪ Backstreet's back, all right ♪