1 00:00:17,218 --> 00:00:19,587 (ringing) 2 00:00:28,396 --> 00:00:30,098 Waitress: You're alone? 3 00:00:30,498 --> 00:00:31,498 Yeah. 4 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:33,101 Waitress: You know what you want? 5 00:00:34,102 --> 00:00:35,769 I'll take the venison please. 6 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:40,817 Female reporter: (radio static)... this morning 7 00:00:40,841 --> 00:00:42,343 at the Jacob River Community Center 8 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:44,911 for the victims of a tragic event last Friday 9 00:00:44,912 --> 00:00:46,146 which is now being referred to 10 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:48,482 as the Nace Family Massacre. 11 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:50,750 Male reporter: Friends and family of 12 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:53,353 the deceased gathered at the community center today to... 13 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:54,354 Male reporter: (radio static) the murders 14 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:56,056 which took place Friday evening. 15 00:00:56,524 --> 00:00:58,391 Said the family interviewed that 16 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:01,195 the Nace family was your All-American family. 17 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:03,164 It just doesn't make sense. 18 00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:05,409 Female reporter: An emotional wave of distress 19 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:07,367 has rocked the small community, causing 20 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:08,868 many citizens to stay indoors 21 00:01:08,869 --> 00:01:11,772 and take time off work to be with their family. 22 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,751 Male reporter: Although a thorough investigation 23 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:16,209 is underway, police say they have made 24 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:18,011 no arrests at this time. 25 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:19,879 Motivations for the murders has been 26 00:01:19,947 --> 00:01:21,849 subject of many conversations this week, 27 00:01:21,982 --> 00:01:23,583 in whether or not they are linked to 28 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:26,120 the murder of a family member, Alex Nace. 29 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:28,288 Male reporter: occurred exactly a year ago 30 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:30,291 from the crimes of Friday evening. 31 00:01:30,658 --> 00:01:33,493 The shooting one year prior is still untold, 32 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:36,095 leaving many to wonder if the shooter 33 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,632 just came back to finish the job. 34 00:02:05,025 --> 00:02:06,594 Waitress: Need anything else? 35 00:02:08,262 --> 00:02:09,497 Ma'am? 36 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:12,533 Indy: No, thank you. 37 00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:45,633 (alarm ringing) 38 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:17,265 (moaning) 39 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:49,162 (phone ringing) 40 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:50,531 Oh! 41 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:52,700 Touchdown, yeah! 42 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:55,836 ♪ (punk rock music plays) ♪ 43 00:03:57,505 --> 00:03:59,607 Sorry, I have a cheese ball in my mouth, what up? 44 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:00,974 Hey, Indy. 45 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:02,843 Indy: Addie? 46 00:04:05,112 --> 00:04:06,947 - You okay? - Yeah... 47 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,550 Could you come over? 48 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:19,327 (car revs) 49 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:54,727 Addie's Mom: Hey sweetie, I stopped by 50 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:56,296 on my way to the airport. 51 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:58,732 Janet called to see how you're doing. 52 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:00,467 Jim said their cabin's free and that you're 53 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:01,748 more than welcome to go up there 54 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:03,371 with your friends for the weekend. 55 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:10,911 Tomorrow it will be a year. 56 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:14,348 You have to move on. 57 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:20,320 Speaking of moving on... 58 00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:23,624 What's this? 59 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:27,327 Ugh, my mom dropped that off with flowers this morning. 60 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:29,229 I guess she was talking to Janet 61 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,649 on the phone and they both thought 62 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:32,175 it'd be a bad idea for me to stay here 63 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:34,768 this weekend, so I guess Jim offered up his cabin. 64 00:05:35,469 --> 00:05:37,638 Alex's dad offered that? 65 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,073 That's a huge step, actually. 66 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,745 All right, extreme camping trip! 67 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:49,950 We can take Wilma! 68 00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:53,152 Call the other girls and see if they wanna go. 69 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:57,157 (gasps) You mean you wanna invite other girls on our date? 70 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,226 I thought we could have an orgy. 71 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,494 You know, the usual. 72 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:02,563 As long as I can be the big spoon. 73 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:04,432 You can be the big spoon. 74 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:07,635 And you make the other sluts sleep in the wet spot. 75 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:10,003 Gross! 76 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:12,440 So where's this cabin anyway? 77 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,141 It's out near Concrete. 78 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:18,145 Indy: So who are we inviting? 79 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,014 Addie: Anyone who wants to come. 80 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:22,149 Indy: On my chest? 81 00:06:22,349 --> 00:06:23,684 Dude... 82 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,686 Indy: (laughs) Okay. 83 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:31,725 (whispers) Welcome back. 84 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:34,862 See ya later! 85 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:41,068 Officer: You left your home at five in the evening? 86 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:46,039 Why can't you people just do your fucking jobs? 87 00:06:46,339 --> 00:06:49,677 Ma'am, I assure you our investigation is continuing. 88 00:06:49,977 --> 00:06:51,844 There's a process we have to follow... 89 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:54,615 Stop. You don't know what's right in front of you! 90 00:06:56,684 --> 00:06:57,885 Addison Nace? 91 00:06:58,385 --> 00:07:04,024 You left your home and proceeded to one Ariel Jackson's. 92 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,711 What, are we dropping you off at a frat party? 93 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:15,802 It's a quarter mile hike to the cabin, 94 00:07:15,803 --> 00:07:17,104 you're gonna wear that? 95 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,339 Fuck you, pirate hat is coming. 96 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:21,875 - It's extra weight. - You're extra weight! 97 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:24,777 Could you not be an asshole for like five minutes? 98 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:27,781 Dude, that'd be like asking the wind not to blow. 99 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:29,182 (fart noise) 100 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:31,384 (car revs) 101 00:07:31,719 --> 00:07:33,497 So Billy still lives in her grandma's place, right? 102 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:34,688 Indy: Yeah. 103 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:37,090 Oh, and I invited Gina, I hope that's okay. 104 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:39,693 And she's at Billy's, so we can kill two birds. 105 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:42,963 Well, I have a surprise guest as well. 106 00:07:43,531 --> 00:07:45,232 - Santa? - Addie: Nope. 107 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:46,867 Bill Murray. 108 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,301 Ariel. 109 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:49,837 Ariel? 110 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:51,338 She lives! 111 00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:53,116 Addie: Depends on what film she's doing. 112 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:55,442 Hot, so what she been up to lately? 113 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:57,120 Addie: Just doing the Indy Hollywood thing. 114 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:58,904 Sucks though, 'cause we never get to see her. 115 00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:00,490 She's always either rehearsing or filming something. 116 00:08:00,514 --> 00:08:01,582 Indy: Lame. 117 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:03,817 - (roaring) - Shit! 118 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:05,351 (laughing) 119 00:08:05,352 --> 00:08:06,720 What up, biatch? 120 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,824 How did you get back there without me seeing you? 121 00:08:11,058 --> 00:08:12,993 I snuck her in there when you got to my house. 122 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:16,228 You know, had I known you were back there, I would have 123 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:17,430 at least lied to you. 124 00:08:17,531 --> 00:08:20,333 Aw, Indy, you're not a very good liar. 125 00:08:20,568 --> 00:08:22,168 - Indy: Yes I am! - Addie: No you're not. 126 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,304 - Okay, two truths and a lie. - Addie: Okay. 127 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:28,075 All right, one, I'm allergic to alcohol. 128 00:08:28,642 --> 00:08:31,377 Two, I put on deodorant this morning, 129 00:08:31,378 --> 00:08:33,446 and three, I have to poop. 130 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:36,483 - Well, that was easy. - Indy: Okay. 131 00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:37,850 You are not allergic to alcohol. 132 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,491 - Indy: Yes I am. - Ariel: No, you're not! 133 00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:43,624 Yes, I am. Every time I drink I break out in handcuffs, woo! 134 00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:46,059 Oh, you're so retarded! 135 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:47,961 (gasps) You cheated! 136 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:50,096 Indy: I didn't. How do you know the other two aren't true? 137 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:51,698 Well, I can smell you from here, 138 00:08:51,699 --> 00:08:53,465 so I know you didn't put on deodorant... 139 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:54,668 Hey. 140 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,345 Addie: You probably pooped before you left. 141 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,370 Nope, I have to poop. 142 00:08:57,805 --> 00:08:59,372 Wait, so which one's the lie? 143 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:02,342 Neither, I lied about lying. 144 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:03,844 Fucking cheater! 145 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:05,377 Indy: You're just mad because 146 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:06,578 I'm a better actress than you. 147 00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:08,115 (gasps) Oh, speaking of acting... 148 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:10,517 I brought my scripts along. 149 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:12,385 Addie: (laughs) What's this for? 150 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:16,223 A horror film called Eating Revenge! 151 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:17,457 (roaring) 152 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:19,727 Is that whore with a w? 153 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,561 Ariel: Oh, yeah, absolute whore. 154 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:24,932 (laughs) Wait, can I rehearse it with you? 155 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:27,033 Yeah! 156 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:29,301 Oh, this is gonna sound super nerdy, 157 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:33,607 but I actually brought a video camera. 158 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:36,009 Addie: (laughs) So dangerous. 159 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:37,443 I was hoping you guys could film 160 00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:38,644 a couple of my scenes with me? 161 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:39,923 That way I can see what I look like 162 00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:41,614 so I don't look completely retarded 163 00:09:41,615 --> 00:09:42,683 when I actually film. 164 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,184 So cliché, a hot chick. 165 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:45,585 Ariel: I know, right? 166 00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:47,655 No, no, you need bigger boobs. 167 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:50,422 Just wait, I'm gonna be famous as fuck 168 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,693 and you're gonna take back every comment. 169 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:56,096 No, because then you'll have money to buy fake ones. 170 00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:58,331 Fuck you. 171 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:04,672 ♪ (rock music plays) ♪ 172 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,582 Billy: Gina, they're here! 173 00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:18,819 Hey, what's up, motherfuckers? 174 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:21,989 (slow clapping) 175 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:23,423 Really? 176 00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:24,957 The slow clap? 177 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:25,859 Really? 178 00:10:25,860 --> 00:10:27,100 Could have been the other clap. 179 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,404 Dude, if you weren't such a klutz, 180 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:29,668 you wouldn't get the slow clap. 181 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:30,931 Or the other clap. 182 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:34,301 Hey Addie, you're out of the fucking house. 183 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:35,634 Yeah. 184 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,137 Oh, balls, I forgot my pillow. 185 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:40,373 (slow clapping) 186 00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:42,109 Fuck you, assholes! 187 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:44,110 Hey, guys! 188 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,344 Indy: Hey, look at those legs, 189 00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:47,390 they go right up and make an ass out of themselves. 190 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:48,716 Indy! 191 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:55,856 Hey. 192 00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:57,790 Hey, Addison. 193 00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,058 Welcome of the dead, huh? 194 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:00,527 You don't smell like death. 195 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:01,829 Well, I showered! 196 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:03,530 I had no idea that death smelled 197 00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:06,365 like a baby shitting vinegar until I started this job. 198 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:07,400 Indy: Well put! 199 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,802 Learned it from the best. 200 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,237 The best pervert. 201 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:12,538 No, the best English to sexting truth translator. 202 00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:13,807 Douche-aye. 203 00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:16,076 Yes, we're gonna bring Wilma? 204 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:18,879 Wilma, will my van start? 205 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,814 Gina: Cute hats! 206 00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:22,750 Thanks, we tried to dress up for you. 207 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,190 Damn, the whole crew? 208 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,092 Even Ariel. 209 00:11:32,093 --> 00:11:34,294 I know, it was so last minute. 210 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:37,264 It was just meant to be. 211 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,817 Billy's grandma: Goodbye, Billy! 212 00:11:59,086 --> 00:11:59,987 What? 213 00:11:59,988 --> 00:12:01,889 Bye, be careful, take care! 214 00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:03,156 Bye, grandma! 215 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,591 Now remember, if life gives you lemons, 216 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:07,159 squeeze it all over yourself and 217 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,196 then find somebody to lick it off! 218 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,430 Bye, grandma! 219 00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:16,336 ♪ (pop music plays) ♪ 220 00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:29,382 ♪ So when did my cure for you ♪ 221 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:34,121 ♪ Become a kiss from you ♪ 222 00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:37,857 ♪ So when did my cure for you ♪ 223 00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:39,860 Dude, I was almost asleep! 224 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,362 That's why we were being so loud. 225 00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:44,431 It's a fucking road trip, dude! 226 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,900 I know, let's all play the silent game. 227 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,635 Billy's the worst carpool buddy ever, 228 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:51,338 she always just passes out. 229 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,106 Gina: Hey, we should stop for food. 230 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,508 And I have to pee. 231 00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:56,835 Gina: Where are we gonna stop 232 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,410 this car, I need to get out of here! 233 00:12:58,445 --> 00:12:59,645 Billy: Yeah, I have to go to the bathroom. 234 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:00,646 Bathroom? 235 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:02,515 Do you wanna see my face poop? 236 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,452 All: No, no! 237 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:08,922 Put your fucking pooper away, no one wants to see that! 238 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,299 (bell rings) 239 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:24,571 Phew. 240 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,144 It's hot. 241 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:33,914 (sniffing) 242 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,883 I don't know... 243 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:39,931 So how do you guys wanna split up the gas money? 244 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,120 Ass, gas, or grass. 245 00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:43,190 - Ass! Ass! - Grass! 246 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,491 What, me too? 247 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:46,559 You especially. 248 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,197 Gina: Fine. 249 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:51,830 Seriously? 250 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,266 Wait... 251 00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,002 Seriously? 252 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:56,735 Starving artist. 253 00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:57,938 I don't have enough money 254 00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,438 to have the luxury of organizing it yet. 255 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:00,573 All right. 256 00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:02,375 Until I am famous as fuck. 257 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:05,445 Oh, you mean until you fuck someone famous. 258 00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,014 Ooh! (laughing) 259 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,249 Indy: Dude, I didn't know 260 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:10,759 your boyfriend worked at a gas station. 261 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:11,985 Ariel: Oh, fuck you! 262 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:15,455 Come on, that short one's kind of cute. 263 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:17,857 You should go flirt with him. 264 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,493 - Dare me? - Yeah, I do. 265 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,600 Hello! 266 00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:29,002 Hi! 267 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,604 It is hot out there! 268 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,373 You don't happen to sell any cold 269 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:38,478 beverages that I can cool off with, do you? 270 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,150 - Gas and smokes only! - (shrieking) 271 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:47,988 Billy: Where's the bathroom? 272 00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:49,556 I gotta squeeze a lemon. 273 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,491 Attendant: Outside, second door. 274 00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,100 You okay? 275 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:01,434 Yeah. 276 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:02,902 Yeah. 277 00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:04,736 You sure? 278 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,339 Yeah, no, I'm fine. 279 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,176 Okay. 280 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,311 I'm gonna go see what the other girls want. 281 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,381 Do you mind pumping the gas? 282 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,915 Yeah, sure. 283 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:33,066 - Hey guys! - Oh, my gosh! 284 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,138 So you guys probably already know this, 285 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:42,342 but a year ago today is when Alex... 286 00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:45,012 Yeah, that's what I was thinking. 287 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:46,946 So we just need to be cool. 288 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,147 I'm sure she'll wanna talk about it, 289 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,682 but just in case. 290 00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:51,751 She's kind of emotional, you know? 291 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,621 So what exactly happened to Alex? 292 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,790 Ariel: Addison spent the night at my place one night. 293 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,428 Her and Alex had gotten into a fight. 294 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:04,496 When she got home the next day, their place had been broken into 295 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:07,400 and she found Alex dead in her bedroom. 296 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,236 Gina: Oh, my gosh. 297 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,403 Billy: Wow, don't sugarcoat it or anything. 298 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:13,340 But it was a fucked-up situation, okay? 299 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:16,976 Plus the way his family treated her after was fucked! 300 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,611 They fucking blamed her for it. 301 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:20,247 Billy: Someone had been 302 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,207 watching the place, just walks right in. 303 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:25,851 Imagine being asleep and you hear 304 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:28,855 them stepping slowly towards the bedroom. 305 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:32,291 You see a shadow grow on the ground 306 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,994 next to you, falling through the door frame. 307 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:39,465 You see fingers crawl around the side of the door 308 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,068 and suddenly... 309 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:42,702 (shrieking) 310 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,403 You fucking asshole! 311 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:45,472 Bitch! 312 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,174 I hate you! 313 00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,076 (laughing) 314 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:53,246 Gross! 315 00:16:53,247 --> 00:16:54,747 Oh, what the fuck? 316 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,015 I am not going in there. 317 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,750 Indy: What, you don't want gonorrhea? 318 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,254 Long story short, Alex spooked 319 00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:03,590 a burglar and the guy shot him in the head. 320 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,057 That's awful. 321 00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:06,092 Yeah, I know. 322 00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:07,427 It was horrible, let's go! 323 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,496 - (car revs) - Gina: Okay, okay, hold up! 324 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:17,137 ♪ (rock music plays) ♪ 325 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:31,351 Hey. 326 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:34,554 You told me to call if they stopped by. 327 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,395 Seriously, we are out in the middle of bumfuck! 328 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,573 - (girls hooting) - Keep running, 329 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,676 it's not gonna change your face! 330 00:17:58,044 --> 00:17:59,479 Keep it up! 331 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,250 Billy: Go, woohoo! 332 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,520 Oh, my God, now he was hot! 333 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,056 Hey, was that your brother? 334 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:13,360 Now he is gross, God! 335 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:15,762 I think I would even do him. 336 00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,364 (laughing) 337 00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,136 Hey, hey, this is it. 338 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:44,591 All right, let's make like horseshit and hit the trail. 339 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,897 - (sneezes) - Gina: Bless you! 340 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,532 Ariel: Fucking allergies. 341 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,767 Thanks for coming, guys. 342 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,603 Oh, my gosh, we're here! 343 00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:58,905 Glory! 344 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,310 For a movie star, you don't get out very much. 345 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,245 I am too busy being famous. 346 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,379 Do you even get paid for your gigs? 347 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,182 Yeah, I do, I just... 348 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,884 Not as much as if I were in LA. 349 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,086 Yeah, why don't you move to LA? 350 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:15,821 LA is so fake, I don't wanna be 351 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,757 stabbed in the back by people I trust. 352 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,259 So you'd rather stay here and 353 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:21,628 get stabbed in the front by people you trust. 354 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:22,729 Ariel: Yeah. 355 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,897 (laughing) 356 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,834 Are you going to war or something? 357 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,036 Yeah, yeah... 358 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:31,904 Indy: No, we're going hunting! 359 00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:34,507 We're gonna get a raccoon and make you a new hat! 360 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,276 I'm gonna shoot a deer, and then Gina's 361 00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:39,212 gonna cut it up, and we're gonna eat it! 362 00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:40,779 Gina: What, nuh uh! 363 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,815 Humans yes, animals no. 364 00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:44,717 Indy: Okay, I could kill a fucker. 365 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:46,286 Okay. 366 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:49,088 Damn, it is beautiful up here. 367 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,324 Yeah, it is so beautiful. 368 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:54,694 Seriously, Addison, good idea having us come up here. 369 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,329 Yeah, great idea! 370 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,032 Do you have any thoughts of your own? 371 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,668 Shut up. 372 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,905 Leave her alone, she has lots of good ideas. 373 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,340 Ariel: Where should we go? 374 00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:10,343 This is it. 375 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:12,679 Billy: What? 376 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:13,746 Oh, my God. 377 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:17,650 This is it. 378 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,254 (laughing) 379 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,226 Wow. 380 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:29,329 Oh, wow. 381 00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,298 Hey, is that it? 382 00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:35,101 I was really worried I was gonna have to poop outside. 383 00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:37,328 Ariel: No, I think they have a bathroom. 384 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:41,274 Wow, Alex used to come up here with his dad all the time. 385 00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,276 (indistinct chatter) 386 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,913 Oh, we have got to capture this moment. 387 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:49,516 Line up right over there. 388 00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:52,585 Okay ladies, get your smiles ready! 389 00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:55,722 Of course you would do that. 390 00:20:58,291 --> 00:20:59,726 (camera shutter clicks) 391 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,527 I can't believe we've never been here before. 392 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:40,667 This place is rad! 393 00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:44,203 Man, I want a fucking cabin! 394 00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:47,640 Ariel, when you're famous, will you buy me a cabin? 395 00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:49,041 Yes. 396 00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:52,712 I am starving, are you guys hungry? 397 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,347 Indy: I could eat. 398 00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:57,417 Nice! 399 00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:58,751 Easy Noodle! 400 00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:00,953 Wasn't that your nickname in high school? 401 00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:02,422 (laughing) 402 00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:03,823 (gasping) 403 00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:06,191 - Ariel! - Oh, my God, 404 00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:08,059 I didn't know it was open! 405 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:09,060 Ariel! 406 00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,397 I didn't mean to! 407 00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:12,098 Yeah, but I did! 408 00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:31,350 (laughing) 409 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:34,654 Oh, my God. 410 00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:37,023 Holy shit. 411 00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:45,064 You guys are freaking me out. 412 00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,635 (shrieking) 413 00:23:00,513 --> 00:23:02,214 Gina: Yeah, she's not lying. 414 00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:04,484 Remember her 24th birthday? 415 00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:07,487 She pissed through my whole mattress! 416 00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:09,722 It was dripping all over the place 417 00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:13,359 like a fucking lake had birthed itself on my floor. 418 00:23:14,193 --> 00:23:15,562 By the time I realized it, people 419 00:23:15,662 --> 00:23:17,129 were already canoeing on it. 420 00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:18,865 Ariel: Are you serious? 421 00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:21,734 How come I never heard about this? 422 00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:22,935 Indy: I remember that. 423 00:23:23,102 --> 00:23:24,636 Gina: That was of course after 424 00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:26,271 I found her drinking ranch dressing 425 00:23:26,272 --> 00:23:27,474 on the kitchen floor. 426 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:28,840 (laughing) 427 00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:30,977 Hey, it was a good night. 428 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:33,480 From what I can remember. 429 00:23:34,481 --> 00:23:36,883 Yeah, for you, Drunky Mc-Wets-Herself. 430 00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:39,686 Remember I saran wrapped her bed after that? 431 00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:41,888 Indy: Speaking of which... 432 00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:45,692 Gina: I don't wanna know. 433 00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:48,427 Ta-da! 434 00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:51,163 You brought me a sack lunch! 435 00:23:52,231 --> 00:23:54,065 Addison, come in here before 436 00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:56,636 Billy and Indy drink all the booze! 437 00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:01,608 All right, cheers everyone? 438 00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:03,142 Oh, yes, cheers! 439 00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:07,313 To a fabulous weekend and my fabulous cousin. 440 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,716 Single and sexy as hell! 441 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:11,450 Yes, here here! 442 00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:13,052 Ariel: Yes, Ma'am! 443 00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:17,423 (laughing) 444 00:24:17,757 --> 00:24:21,360 Guys, so I have a script. 445 00:24:21,594 --> 00:24:22,728 If you wanna read it through with me? 446 00:24:22,729 --> 00:24:24,263 You don't have to act. 447 00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:25,964 You can just read it out loud. 448 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:27,132 I just need to know what I look like 449 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,601 so I don't look like a total tard 450 00:24:28,901 --> 00:24:30,913 later when I'm actually filming, you know what I mean? 451 00:24:30,937 --> 00:24:32,471 No, we should act it out! 452 00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:35,241 Ariel: You guys are totally gonna make fun of it. 453 00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:39,812 I play a prostitute who works for a hitman. 454 00:24:40,513 --> 00:24:42,413 I lure his victims in with sex 455 00:24:42,414 --> 00:24:45,384 and then he follows me back to their place and kills them. 456 00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:46,918 Kills them dead. 457 00:24:46,919 --> 00:24:48,053 (laughing) 458 00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:49,054 Nice. 459 00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:51,489 Well, whatever, we just wanna hear you doing that stuff. 460 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:52,625 Thank you! 461 00:24:53,893 --> 00:24:56,563 Indy, you can play man number one, 462 00:24:56,763 --> 00:25:00,767 the man I seduce, who takes me back to his place. 463 00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:02,735 Twist my arm! Move! 464 00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:04,503 Ow, God. 465 00:25:05,772 --> 00:25:06,873 Ariel: You wanna be in it? 466 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:08,366 Oh, no, it's okay, I'll just watch. 467 00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:10,242 Oh, wait, I will film. 468 00:25:10,376 --> 00:25:11,377 I wanna be in it. 469 00:25:11,443 --> 00:25:13,045 Okay, you can be the hitman. 470 00:25:16,482 --> 00:25:17,550 What about me? 471 00:25:17,984 --> 00:25:20,019 I don't think there are any other characters. 472 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:22,121 There's a dog. 473 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:23,455 Billy: Oh, fuck you! 474 00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:25,858 Well, he plays a big part in it! 475 00:25:28,494 --> 00:25:29,694 Okay, Gina, you can stay there 476 00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:31,062 because you're not in the scene yet. 477 00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:32,064 All right. 478 00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:35,001 And Indy and I are just about to have sex. 479 00:25:35,635 --> 00:25:36,869 Growl. 480 00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:38,871 Okay, ready... 481 00:25:39,906 --> 00:25:40,940 Action! 482 00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:43,275 Hello, dear. 483 00:25:44,911 --> 00:25:45,911 Dear? 484 00:25:46,178 --> 00:25:47,538 Who calls the person they're trying 485 00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:48,924 to seduce "dear"? That's like something 486 00:25:48,948 --> 00:25:50,108 your grandma would say, like, 487 00:25:50,316 --> 00:25:51,751 (grandma voice) " Oh, hello, dear." 488 00:25:51,984 --> 00:25:53,428 What are you, an 80-year-old pedophile? 489 00:25:53,452 --> 00:25:54,687 No. 490 00:26:02,428 --> 00:26:03,462 Hello, dear. 491 00:26:03,996 --> 00:26:06,198 How much to do whatever I want? 492 00:26:07,099 --> 00:26:09,168 500 will get you the whole night. 493 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,303 How do you like it? 494 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:13,673 Hard. 495 00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:15,708 None of that making love bullshit! 496 00:26:15,975 --> 00:26:17,176 You asked for it. 497 00:26:18,444 --> 00:26:19,712 (laughing) 498 00:26:20,046 --> 00:26:21,814 All right, I need another drink. 499 00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:24,717 Hey, we are not done, I haven't even said my lines! 500 00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:26,719 Nope, can't finish, writing sucks. 501 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:28,453 Billy: How many movies have you been in? 502 00:26:28,454 --> 00:26:29,722 Ariel: Thank you! 503 00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:31,389 Yeah, you know, sometimes the hardest part 504 00:26:31,390 --> 00:26:34,926 of acting is acting that the script doesn't suck. 505 00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:35,962 Shut up! 506 00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:38,064 Just saying. 507 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:41,300 Whatever. 508 00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:45,304 Hey, where you going? 509 00:26:46,639 --> 00:26:47,874 For booze. 510 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,375 And appreciation! 511 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:53,684 Ariel: Adjust the camera angle. 512 00:26:53,746 --> 00:26:55,014 Okay. 513 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,695 (urinating) 514 00:27:17,503 --> 00:27:18,971 (scratching) 515 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:21,974 You couldn't wait for me to grab it? 516 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:24,977 (scratching) 517 00:27:25,712 --> 00:27:28,147 If you're trying to scare me, it's not gonna work! 518 00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:32,218 Billy? 519 00:27:34,286 --> 00:27:35,454 (inaudible) Fuck. 520 00:27:36,422 --> 00:27:38,424 - You fucking bitch. - (toilet flushing) 521 00:27:46,866 --> 00:27:48,234 Is that the end of the film? 522 00:27:48,467 --> 00:27:50,445 Well, that's the end of the dialogue in that scene. 523 00:27:50,469 --> 00:27:52,637 The film ends with the hitman killing 524 00:27:52,638 --> 00:27:55,040 the guy, cutting him up, cooking him, 525 00:27:55,041 --> 00:27:57,276 and then feeding him to the guy's dog. 526 00:27:57,543 --> 00:27:58,576 What? 527 00:27:58,577 --> 00:27:59,879 Are you serious? 528 00:28:00,412 --> 00:28:01,680 Who thinks of that shit? 529 00:28:01,948 --> 00:28:03,249 Gina: That's awesome. 530 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:06,185 Feeds the guy to his dog. 531 00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:08,787 I know it's ridiculous, but I like to be 532 00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:10,148 in these kind of films 'cause I get 533 00:28:10,289 --> 00:28:13,125 to do shit that I don't do in real life, you know? 534 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:14,672 Addie: What happens to your character? 535 00:28:14,827 --> 00:28:16,438 Ariel: A guy we're trying to kill stabs me. 536 00:28:16,462 --> 00:28:18,230 You know, just another normal day for me. 537 00:28:18,597 --> 00:28:20,166 I hate it when that happens. 538 00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:22,769 I always die in films. 539 00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:24,602 I'd love to live to the end for once 540 00:28:24,771 --> 00:28:27,940 or play the heroine instead of the dumb hot girl. 541 00:28:28,174 --> 00:28:30,109 Stop getting yourself typecast then. 542 00:28:32,644 --> 00:28:34,080 Indiana Jones! 543 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:35,514 Ow! 544 00:28:35,782 --> 00:28:37,249 How'd you get down here so fast? 545 00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:38,951 Billy: What, I left five minutes ago. 546 00:28:39,085 --> 00:28:40,386 Indy: You did not! 547 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:41,887 (laughs) Where'd you find this? 548 00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:43,222 Let me see that. 549 00:28:46,658 --> 00:28:47,693 This is mine! 550 00:28:48,027 --> 00:28:49,461 That creepy fucking thing? 551 00:28:49,862 --> 00:28:51,397 What happened to its face? 552 00:28:51,964 --> 00:28:52,998 It must have ended up in one of 553 00:28:52,999 --> 00:28:54,934 Alex's boxes that Jan took. 554 00:28:56,135 --> 00:28:58,304 Wait, so you've been down here the whole time? 555 00:28:58,670 --> 00:28:59,704 Billy: Yeah. 556 00:28:59,705 --> 00:29:01,207 Oh, here's your beer. 557 00:29:11,017 --> 00:29:12,518 (indistinct chatter) 558 00:29:12,651 --> 00:29:14,153 (laughing) 559 00:29:18,357 --> 00:29:20,526 So when you go to put it in your mouth... 560 00:29:21,293 --> 00:29:25,231 There's still a big fucking gnarly hair in your food! 561 00:29:25,798 --> 00:29:27,033 You can try to eat around it 562 00:29:27,233 --> 00:29:29,768 or you can just trade it in for a new one. 563 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,372 Yeah, I don't miss dicks. 564 00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:36,375 Dicks are like awkward Christmas presents. 565 00:29:37,176 --> 00:29:39,377 Yeah, you have the package all built up 566 00:29:39,378 --> 00:29:41,513 in your head, it's something you really want 567 00:29:42,081 --> 00:29:46,217 and you peek downstairs and either way 568 00:29:46,218 --> 00:29:48,119 either way you gotta pretend like you like it 569 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,456 so you don't hurt the other person's feelings. 570 00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:52,258 (laughing) 571 00:29:52,758 --> 00:29:54,927 Oh, here, Bill, I'll pick you one. 572 00:29:58,597 --> 00:30:02,368 So how long have you guys been together now, Ariel, a year? 573 00:30:02,835 --> 00:30:03,970 One year. 574 00:30:04,336 --> 00:30:06,037 I was working at the Suds Up Soap store 575 00:30:06,038 --> 00:30:07,672 in the mall and we were handing 576 00:30:07,673 --> 00:30:09,241 out samples and he came by. 577 00:30:10,843 --> 00:30:12,077 So I thought he was hot, 578 00:30:12,078 --> 00:30:14,680 so I gave him a handful. Shut up! 579 00:30:15,047 --> 00:30:16,382 Addie: And? 580 00:30:16,983 --> 00:30:18,884 And so we got caught up talking 581 00:30:18,885 --> 00:30:22,120 and he thought I had given him candy, 582 00:30:22,121 --> 00:30:23,923 so he popped one in his mouth. 583 00:30:24,623 --> 00:30:26,358 But he was so embarrassed that he acted 584 00:30:26,558 --> 00:30:30,095 like he meant to do it and he chewed it up and swallowed it. 585 00:30:30,096 --> 00:30:31,663 - (laughing) - Oh, my... 586 00:30:32,631 --> 00:30:35,234 See, that's when you should have known there was something wrong. 587 00:30:35,734 --> 00:30:37,536 No, it was so funny! 588 00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:39,338 Didn't he get sick? 589 00:30:39,605 --> 00:30:40,639 Oh, yeah. 590 00:30:40,973 --> 00:30:42,341 (laughing) 591 00:30:42,541 --> 00:30:45,211 Ew, I bet he had the worst shits ever. 592 00:30:45,811 --> 00:30:47,579 Like slip and slide shits. 593 00:30:48,948 --> 00:30:50,315 Wiping for him must've been like 594 00:30:50,316 --> 00:30:52,818 getting peanut butter out of shag carpet. 595 00:30:53,285 --> 00:30:55,054 That is so gross. 596 00:30:55,254 --> 00:30:57,255 Or maybe it just cleaned out his system 597 00:30:57,256 --> 00:30:59,926 and he had one big Titanic shit. 598 00:31:00,726 --> 00:31:02,161 Titanic shit? 599 00:31:02,428 --> 00:31:04,529 Yeah, you know, like the one that's so big that you have to 600 00:31:04,530 --> 00:31:06,632 flush it once to break the shit in half. 601 00:31:06,765 --> 00:31:08,400 (laughing) 602 00:31:09,435 --> 00:31:11,570 Ariel: Ew, ew! 603 00:31:11,971 --> 00:31:14,139 Wait, so this incident made you 604 00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:16,642 want to date him, that's why you're with him? 605 00:31:17,910 --> 00:31:20,947 Yeah, it was so funny. 606 00:31:22,148 --> 00:31:24,049 Do you think he blew bubbles out of his ass? 607 00:31:24,050 --> 00:31:25,283 (laughing) 608 00:31:25,284 --> 00:31:27,253 Ariel: Oh, just fuck you guys! 609 00:31:27,519 --> 00:31:30,022 Oh, no, no! 610 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:33,425 Officer down! 611 00:31:34,026 --> 00:31:35,928 Officer down! 612 00:31:36,695 --> 00:31:37,762 I'm really glad you came. 613 00:31:37,763 --> 00:31:39,031 Me too. 614 00:31:39,631 --> 00:31:41,333 Oh, it's all hairy. 615 00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:43,135 Just like I like it. 616 00:31:43,369 --> 00:31:45,237 All: Ew. 617 00:31:46,038 --> 00:31:47,373 I'm sorry. 618 00:31:47,773 --> 00:31:49,075 Any last words? 619 00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:51,343 Well, you got shit all over it! 620 00:31:53,112 --> 00:31:54,813 You pooped on my wiener? 621 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:56,415 (laughs) What? 622 00:31:56,648 --> 00:32:00,486 You pooped on my wiener, you hairy wiener pooper! 623 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:05,224 Voiceover: Oh, here, will you put a hot dog on mine? 624 00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:09,095 Taking too long. 625 00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:10,997 Oh, shit! 626 00:32:11,697 --> 00:32:13,132 Bedtime, anyone? 627 00:32:13,665 --> 00:32:15,634 Yeah, that sounds good. 628 00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:22,708 Billy: I'll sleep on the couch. 629 00:32:26,012 --> 00:32:27,679 Where are Gina and Indy sleeping? 630 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:29,715 On each other? 631 00:32:30,182 --> 00:32:32,684 Mmm, it's so good. 632 00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:51,970 Indy: What are you doing? 633 00:32:52,438 --> 00:32:53,639 I'm calling my mom, I forgot 634 00:32:53,872 --> 00:32:56,042 to call her and thank her for the flowers. 635 00:32:58,710 --> 00:33:00,246 (dial tone) 636 00:33:04,016 --> 00:33:05,384 Hey, mom. 637 00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:07,491 Mom: Hi, honey, I was wondering where you were. 638 00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:13,791 Sorry. I took your advice and we went up to Jim's cabin, 639 00:33:13,792 --> 00:33:16,228 it's been really awesome. 640 00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:18,097 Mom: You're at Jim's cabin? 641 00:33:18,397 --> 00:33:19,797 Yeah, oh, and thank you 642 00:33:19,798 --> 00:33:23,269 for the flowers, that was really nice of you. 643 00:33:23,735 --> 00:33:25,136 Mom: Flowers? What are you talking about, 644 00:33:25,137 --> 00:33:27,106 I didn't drop off any flowers. 645 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:31,143 You didn't? 646 00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:33,245 Mom: No, did someone give you flowers? 647 00:33:34,213 --> 00:33:35,547 But that doesn't make any sense 648 00:33:35,714 --> 00:33:36,947 because I got a card from you that said that... 649 00:33:36,948 --> 00:33:38,617 (dial tone) 650 00:33:38,884 --> 00:33:40,119 Mom? 651 00:33:41,453 --> 00:33:42,488 Mom! 652 00:33:45,591 --> 00:33:47,025 What the fuck... 653 00:33:52,064 --> 00:33:53,265 Ariel: What's going on? 654 00:33:55,201 --> 00:33:58,537 Nothing, I'm just tired. 655 00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:00,706 I'm fine. 656 00:34:01,973 --> 00:34:05,744 Hey, you got there today, this was the tough one. 657 00:34:09,448 --> 00:34:11,650 It's all downhill from here. 658 00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:22,761 Get some sleep. 659 00:34:23,962 --> 00:34:24,996 Yeah. 660 00:34:25,297 --> 00:34:26,532 Goodnight. 661 00:34:54,226 --> 00:34:56,295 (moaning) 662 00:35:03,969 --> 00:35:04,969 (wood cracking) 663 00:35:04,970 --> 00:35:06,104 What was that? 664 00:35:06,205 --> 00:35:07,573 Indy: (muttering) 665 00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:09,308 (distant laughter) 666 00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:12,844 Who is that? 667 00:35:13,044 --> 00:35:14,111 (Indy muttering) 668 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,946 - Indy! - What? 669 00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:17,316 There's something outside! 670 00:35:19,351 --> 00:35:20,719 Indy: What are you talking about? 671 00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:23,822 Gina: Outside, do you hear that? 672 00:35:24,756 --> 00:35:26,916 It's probably just one of the girls trying to scare us. 673 00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:29,595 - (distant laughter) - See? 674 00:35:30,529 --> 00:35:32,198 Gina: We can hear you! 675 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:35,334 (zipping) 676 00:35:36,302 --> 00:35:38,204 Indy: Where are you? 677 00:35:39,671 --> 00:35:41,173 I'm so scared! 678 00:35:42,007 --> 00:35:43,874 Indy: It's probably just Billy trying to scare us. 679 00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:44,876 Yeah. 680 00:35:45,777 --> 00:35:47,313 Come and get us, Billy! 681 00:35:47,513 --> 00:35:48,613 Yeah, too drunk to eat a hot dog, 682 00:35:48,614 --> 00:35:50,216 but not to stumble down here? 683 00:35:51,883 --> 00:35:53,619 (laughing) 684 00:35:58,424 --> 00:35:59,424 - (tearing) - Fuck, Billy, you cut 685 00:35:59,425 --> 00:36:00,826 it with something! 686 00:36:00,892 --> 00:36:02,160 Gina: What the fuck? 687 00:36:02,961 --> 00:36:04,230 (zipping) 688 00:36:05,130 --> 00:36:06,865 - (thud) - (screaming) 689 00:36:07,132 --> 00:36:09,201 Indy: Run, run, move! 690 00:36:12,971 --> 00:36:14,240 (banging) 691 00:37:11,330 --> 00:37:12,698 (screaming) 692 00:37:26,177 --> 00:37:27,846 (sobs) 693 00:37:40,426 --> 00:37:42,494 (muffled sobbing) 694 00:38:10,822 --> 00:38:12,324 (banging) 695 00:38:25,604 --> 00:38:27,037 Man: Hey. what's going on down there? 696 00:38:27,038 --> 00:38:28,173 Can you hear me? 697 00:38:28,607 --> 00:38:29,975 Man: Are you all right? 698 00:38:30,676 --> 00:38:33,945 Mrs. Nace: All right, in the kennel! 699 00:38:39,585 --> 00:38:43,589 We can't start the movie without putting the dog out! 700 00:38:43,855 --> 00:38:46,492 Man: Hold on, I'm coming. 701 00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:48,427 Can you hear me? 702 00:38:48,527 --> 00:38:49,428 Man: Stay where you are. 703 00:38:49,429 --> 00:38:50,662 Hello? 704 00:38:53,965 --> 00:38:55,000 Please. 705 00:38:56,435 --> 00:38:57,703 (banging) 706 00:39:20,626 --> 00:39:22,661 (muffled sobbing) 707 00:39:35,841 --> 00:39:40,946 Well, this is quite the party we got going on here, huh? 708 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:43,514 Although your choice of whisky 709 00:39:43,515 --> 00:39:46,084 is about as cheap as your cunt. 710 00:39:49,755 --> 00:39:51,623 (muffled screaming) 711 00:39:56,795 --> 00:39:59,329 I would have expected something a little fancier out of you. 712 00:39:59,330 --> 00:40:04,670 Some of you are celebrating the anniversary of murder. 713 00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:10,842 (muffled sobbing) 714 00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:15,913 But then that would mean that you'd actually 715 00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:18,484 have to have put thought into it, huh? 716 00:40:18,684 --> 00:40:19,918 Like you cared. 717 00:40:21,553 --> 00:40:23,489 Well, I didn't make that mistake. 718 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:25,691 Oh, ho, ho, no. 719 00:40:26,157 --> 00:40:30,561 I made sure every single girl who came 720 00:40:30,562 --> 00:40:33,832 to court that day was here. 721 00:40:36,001 --> 00:40:37,636 Every last one. 722 00:40:38,970 --> 00:40:40,838 The hard part was not knowing if you'd 723 00:40:40,839 --> 00:40:43,775 actually follow through with what I wrote. 724 00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:48,213 We can thank the gas station manager for that. 725 00:40:49,648 --> 00:40:52,449 I called him to tell him I was throwing 726 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:55,053 you little girls a surprise party! 727 00:40:57,556 --> 00:40:59,925 - (cigarette burning) - (screaming) 728 00:41:11,202 --> 00:41:13,972 Yup, all planned. 729 00:41:15,006 --> 00:41:18,009 We can all thank Ariel for this... 730 00:41:19,077 --> 00:41:21,211 I watched you girls play this out earlier 731 00:41:21,212 --> 00:41:26,217 and I think, I know we can do better. 732 00:41:28,186 --> 00:41:32,090 So this time I will be the director. 733 00:41:37,128 --> 00:41:38,797 But how do we cast? 734 00:41:40,031 --> 00:41:44,002 Addison gets to be man number one. 735 00:41:44,803 --> 00:41:47,138 The guy who wants to fuck Ariel! 736 00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:51,509 You two are cousins, right? 737 00:41:52,243 --> 00:41:53,344 So you're close. 738 00:41:54,145 --> 00:41:58,717 See, I have done my homework. 739 00:42:03,922 --> 00:42:06,024 Oh, and we need a hitman. 740 00:42:07,726 --> 00:42:12,931 The guy who comes home and kills man number one. 741 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:22,874 Yes, you will do beautifully. 742 00:42:23,742 --> 00:42:26,011 Aw, she's shy. 743 00:42:53,705 --> 00:42:57,643 And that leaves one person out. 744 00:43:01,647 --> 00:43:03,682 We need somebody to film. 745 00:43:05,216 --> 00:43:06,817 You don't look like somebody that 746 00:43:06,818 --> 00:43:09,087 belongs in front of the camera anyway. 747 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,189 You'll be perfect. 748 00:43:17,362 --> 00:43:20,565 Now I am going to free some of your hands. 749 00:43:21,132 --> 00:43:23,033 And I'm going to take the tape off of 750 00:43:23,034 --> 00:43:25,937 some of those mouths that have lines to say. 751 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:30,876 I understand. 752 00:43:31,142 --> 00:43:34,144 I understand that in a good horror film 753 00:43:34,145 --> 00:43:37,816 screaming is essential, wouldn't you agree? 754 00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:41,019 Let's begin. 755 00:43:42,153 --> 00:43:44,689 Please, we didn't do anything! 756 00:43:44,690 --> 00:43:46,357 Uh uh uh uh uh! 757 00:43:47,793 --> 00:43:52,831 That is not in the script! 758 00:43:54,132 --> 00:43:56,101 (sobbing) 759 00:44:28,967 --> 00:44:31,302 Gina: Please let us go! 760 00:44:32,137 --> 00:44:33,171 Please! 761 00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:37,142 No, no, please, no! 762 00:44:46,617 --> 00:44:50,455 Mrs. Nace: The next one goes all the way through. 763 00:44:51,156 --> 00:44:52,622 Anybody else got anything to say? 764 00:44:52,623 --> 00:44:53,724 Huh? 765 00:44:53,725 --> 00:44:55,060 No? 766 00:44:55,827 --> 00:44:59,230 No talking unless it is on the paper. 767 00:45:08,639 --> 00:45:09,908 All right. 768 00:45:15,413 --> 00:45:16,481 Here we go. 769 00:45:20,585 --> 00:45:21,920 You two, sit up! 770 00:45:26,524 --> 00:45:29,727 Okay, action! 771 00:45:30,996 --> 00:45:33,231 (hyperventilating) 772 00:45:37,335 --> 00:45:38,503 Hello... 773 00:45:39,871 --> 00:45:41,106 Dear. 774 00:45:46,144 --> 00:45:49,414 How much to do whatever I want? 775 00:46:06,531 --> 00:46:07,765 (gunshot) 776 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,269 (screaming) 777 00:46:16,274 --> 00:46:19,144 Mrs. Nace: From the top of the making-out scene! 778 00:46:21,813 --> 00:46:23,114 Action! 779 00:46:26,818 --> 00:46:28,153 Ariel: Hello, dear. 780 00:46:30,655 --> 00:46:34,125 How much to do whatever I want? 781 00:46:36,094 --> 00:46:38,396 500 will get you the whole night. 782 00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:42,000 How do you want it? 783 00:46:43,268 --> 00:46:47,038 Hard, none of that making love bullshit. 784 00:46:48,773 --> 00:46:50,308 You asked for it. 785 00:46:53,945 --> 00:46:57,315 Mrs. Nace: Keep moving with the scene, ladies. 786 00:47:05,023 --> 00:47:06,958 Hope it was worth it. 787 00:47:08,426 --> 00:47:11,962 Mrs. Nace: No, no, no, come on. 788 00:47:11,963 --> 00:47:14,299 What, we did what you asked. 789 00:47:14,465 --> 00:47:17,235 Mrs. Nace: The script clearly stinks. 790 00:47:18,369 --> 00:47:21,638 What if the two of you kissed, and then 791 00:47:21,639 --> 00:47:27,045 man number one, Mr. Dear, starts fingering her. 792 00:47:27,778 --> 00:47:28,980 All right? 793 00:47:29,380 --> 00:47:32,050 All right, from the top of the making out. 794 00:47:33,284 --> 00:47:34,352 Action. 795 00:47:36,888 --> 00:47:38,189 Action! 796 00:47:43,128 --> 00:47:46,131 All the way in, Addison! 797 00:47:52,003 --> 00:47:53,038 (gun cocks) 798 00:47:53,104 --> 00:47:54,272 It's okay, Addie. 799 00:47:54,805 --> 00:47:56,007 (gunshot) 800 00:47:56,474 --> 00:47:58,409 (sobbing) 801 00:48:00,545 --> 00:48:01,913 Do it! 802 00:48:04,215 --> 00:48:06,284 Keep filming, little bitch! 803 00:48:07,018 --> 00:48:08,519 Gina: Oh, my God! 804 00:48:10,155 --> 00:48:14,592 Mrs. Nace: Now you can say your line! 805 00:48:16,694 --> 00:48:18,296 All right, get up! 806 00:48:22,833 --> 00:48:27,172 All right ladies, this is the climax of the film. 807 00:48:28,039 --> 00:48:34,179 The part in which Mr. Dear sees his life flash before his eyes. 808 00:48:35,046 --> 00:48:36,414 All right, you ready? 809 00:48:36,614 --> 00:48:37,848 On the count of three. 810 00:48:38,083 --> 00:48:39,317 One... 811 00:48:40,585 --> 00:48:41,652 Two... 812 00:48:44,589 --> 00:48:45,589 Three! 813 00:48:45,590 --> 00:48:47,993 - (screaming) - No, no! 814 00:48:52,430 --> 00:48:55,500 You're making this harder than it has to be! 815 00:48:55,633 --> 00:48:57,634 Pull the gun, if it's me you want! 816 00:48:57,635 --> 00:49:00,537 Oh, it is you I want, but because of you, 817 00:49:00,538 --> 00:49:02,974 all your friends have to go down too. 818 00:49:03,208 --> 00:49:05,743 Didn't think of the consequences before you did it. 819 00:49:05,810 --> 00:49:07,678 - Did you? - You don't have to do this! 820 00:49:08,613 --> 00:49:11,249 Why don't you tell them why we're all here, huh? 821 00:49:11,816 --> 00:49:13,351 Tell them about my son. 822 00:49:14,185 --> 00:49:16,221 - Tell them! - I didn't do anything! 823 00:49:16,621 --> 00:49:18,723 - Mrs. Nace: Liar! - I'm not a liar! 824 00:49:19,057 --> 00:49:21,526 You wanted a divorce for the money. 825 00:49:22,493 --> 00:49:24,362 That's not true, you're crazy! 826 00:49:24,629 --> 00:49:26,231 - The fuck it isn't! - (gunshot) 827 00:49:26,364 --> 00:49:28,233 He was dead already! 828 00:49:30,135 --> 00:49:33,004 He killed, he killed himself. 829 00:49:36,507 --> 00:49:39,977 Oh, so he killed himself now. 830 00:49:52,857 --> 00:49:54,692 Why would he do it? No. 831 00:49:56,127 --> 00:50:01,332 You're saying my son took his own life? 832 00:50:02,767 --> 00:50:06,771 And why would he do a thing like that? 833 00:50:07,138 --> 00:50:11,008 Please, enlighten us. 834 00:50:16,013 --> 00:50:17,415 I wanted to... 835 00:50:18,716 --> 00:50:21,419 I told him I wanted a divorce because 836 00:50:23,454 --> 00:50:26,090 he told me, he told me something 837 00:50:26,091 --> 00:50:27,892 he didn't want anybody to know. 838 00:50:28,826 --> 00:50:34,232 He knew if I left him, I would have to tell them why. 839 00:50:39,704 --> 00:50:44,075 And you kept this from the courts till now? 840 00:50:44,709 --> 00:50:46,377 Addie: They didn't need to know. 841 00:50:48,113 --> 00:50:50,047 And why would you do that? 842 00:50:50,281 --> 00:50:51,782 Because I'm his wife! 843 00:50:51,849 --> 00:50:53,084 Was! 844 00:50:54,919 --> 00:50:56,154 Was. 845 00:50:56,821 --> 00:50:58,656 (sobbing) 846 00:51:03,294 --> 00:51:04,795 So please... 847 00:51:05,930 --> 00:51:07,332 Do tell. 848 00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:13,438 What did he tell you to make you want to leave? 849 00:51:16,807 --> 00:51:17,842 I can't. 850 00:51:18,243 --> 00:51:22,247 Oh, come on, we're all waiting. 851 00:51:24,815 --> 00:51:26,551 We're all listening! 852 00:51:28,586 --> 00:51:29,687 I can't. 853 00:51:35,693 --> 00:51:39,063 Gina here is just dying to know. 854 00:51:39,264 --> 00:51:40,598 Addie: I can't! 855 00:51:41,366 --> 00:51:43,601 - (burning) - (screaming) 856 00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:51,176 He was gay! 857 00:52:00,151 --> 00:52:01,719 Mrs. Nace: What did you say? 858 00:52:04,289 --> 00:52:06,724 - He, he was... - I heard you! 859 00:52:09,860 --> 00:52:13,730 I kept making up excuses... 860 00:52:13,731 --> 00:52:14,865 Shut up! 861 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,302 Addie: We both started getting 862 00:52:17,535 --> 00:52:19,495 - sick around the same time. - Mrs. Nace: Shut up! 863 00:52:20,571 --> 00:52:22,707 One of your test results is positive. 864 00:52:29,947 --> 00:52:32,450 So where we can go from here... 865 00:52:33,284 --> 00:52:34,485 I'm so sorry! 866 00:52:34,985 --> 00:52:37,222 Addie: I found out I was HIV positive. 867 00:52:37,755 --> 00:52:38,856 No, you're not. 868 00:52:39,724 --> 00:52:41,001 Addie: He didn't even know he had it 869 00:52:41,025 --> 00:52:42,493 until he'd given it to me. 870 00:52:42,893 --> 00:52:44,161 He was so ashamed. 871 00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:46,163 He admitted everything to me. 872 00:52:46,264 --> 00:52:47,632 The cheating. 873 00:52:48,366 --> 00:52:50,700 I forgave him, but I told him I was leaving. 874 00:52:50,701 --> 00:52:51,869 Goodbye. 875 00:52:57,242 --> 00:52:59,377 He left me a note asking to cover it up. 876 00:53:00,345 --> 00:53:01,479 So I did. 877 00:53:01,612 --> 00:53:05,650 And proceeded to one Ariel Jackson's. 878 00:53:07,752 --> 00:53:08,586 Yes. 879 00:53:08,653 --> 00:53:11,321 And you stayed there with 880 00:53:11,322 --> 00:53:15,393 no contact to your husband Alex Nace. 881 00:53:21,232 --> 00:53:22,632 Addie: I didn't want people to know. 882 00:53:23,301 --> 00:53:25,603 Or treat me differently because I was sick. 883 00:53:27,171 --> 00:53:29,674 He knew you and Jim would hate him if you found out. 884 00:53:31,108 --> 00:53:32,410 He knew you'd disown him. 885 00:53:32,810 --> 00:53:35,012 Mrs. Nace: Shut up! Shut up! 886 00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:36,713 Shut the fuck up! 887 00:53:36,714 --> 00:53:37,814 (gunshot) 888 00:53:37,815 --> 00:53:39,350 (screaming) 889 00:53:43,954 --> 00:53:45,690 (sobbing) 890 00:53:48,025 --> 00:53:50,428 Let's feed the dog. 891 00:54:37,942 --> 00:54:39,009 All right. 892 00:54:41,011 --> 00:54:42,179 No, fuck you! 893 00:54:42,246 --> 00:54:43,246 Mrs. Nace: Get to work! 894 00:54:43,247 --> 00:54:44,815 No, please! 895 00:54:47,518 --> 00:54:49,186 Ariel, Ariel, are you okay? 896 00:54:49,554 --> 00:54:50,854 Yeah, are you? 897 00:54:50,855 --> 00:54:51,889 Yeah. 898 00:54:52,089 --> 00:54:53,424 Okay, okay. 899 00:54:55,460 --> 00:54:56,894 Billy: We need something sharp. 900 00:54:57,127 --> 00:54:58,428 Something sharp! 901 00:54:58,429 --> 00:55:02,767 Shh shh shh, okay, stay here. 902 00:55:04,201 --> 00:55:07,037 Your earring, try your earring. 903 00:55:07,438 --> 00:55:09,340 Okay, okay, okay. 904 00:55:11,308 --> 00:55:13,578 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 905 00:55:15,446 --> 00:55:17,314 (grunting) 906 00:55:18,516 --> 00:55:19,784 Okay, okay. 907 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:24,955 Now do me, do me. 908 00:55:26,056 --> 00:55:27,858 Okay... 909 00:55:29,193 --> 00:55:31,529 Okay, shh, shh. 910 00:55:32,730 --> 00:55:34,765 (whispers) Okay, aim towards there. 911 00:55:44,208 --> 00:55:45,443 Shh! 912 00:55:48,513 --> 00:55:49,880 Okay, okay. 913 00:55:53,818 --> 00:55:55,686 (sobbing) 914 00:55:57,688 --> 00:56:00,491 (Mrs. Nace moaning) 915 00:56:03,127 --> 00:56:06,464 Good. 916 00:56:14,872 --> 00:56:15,873 Come on. 917 00:56:18,242 --> 00:56:20,144 No, please! 918 00:56:24,482 --> 00:56:27,685 Mrs. Nace: Good, good girl, good girl. 919 00:56:32,356 --> 00:56:34,091 Gina: (sobbing) No, please! 920 00:56:35,526 --> 00:56:39,096 Mrs. Nace: Come on, come on, be a good girl. 921 00:56:41,065 --> 00:56:43,000 Good, good girl. 922 00:56:43,501 --> 00:56:44,902 (coughing) 923 00:56:46,270 --> 00:56:47,872 (vomiting) 924 00:56:48,305 --> 00:56:50,040 (laughing) 925 00:56:50,541 --> 00:56:52,042 (banging) 926 00:57:20,337 --> 00:57:22,773 (heavy breathing) 927 00:57:35,185 --> 00:57:36,219 Gina: Indy! 928 00:57:36,220 --> 00:57:37,320 Indy: Gina! 929 00:57:37,321 --> 00:57:38,556 Gina: Indy! 930 00:57:46,263 --> 00:57:47,998 Indy, Oh, God! 931 00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:50,600 Are you okay, Gina? 932 00:57:50,601 --> 00:57:51,801 Yeah. 933 00:57:51,802 --> 00:57:52,902 You have to go and get help. 934 00:57:52,903 --> 00:57:56,574 No, I don't wanna leave you. 935 00:57:57,975 --> 00:58:00,510 Gina, she's coming, you need to go 936 00:58:00,511 --> 00:58:02,179 and get something to break the lock. 937 00:58:05,015 --> 00:58:06,083 You have to go. 938 00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:11,255 Fuck. Gina, go, go! 939 00:58:11,656 --> 00:58:13,658 (Gina sobbing) 940 00:58:23,367 --> 00:58:24,569 (gunshot) 941 00:58:25,002 --> 00:58:26,704 I'll hold, you get the window! 942 00:58:27,605 --> 00:58:29,139 (grunting) 943 00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:46,824 (crunching) 944 00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:51,996 (screaming) 945 00:59:06,210 --> 00:59:08,078 Mrs. Nace: Playing hard to get, huh? 946 00:59:10,247 --> 00:59:11,315 (clang) 947 00:59:18,522 --> 00:59:20,758 Mrs. Nace: Oh, no, not yet! 948 00:59:22,693 --> 00:59:24,194 Lost your faith, huh? 949 00:59:25,696 --> 00:59:27,297 Where'd all the courage go? 950 00:59:29,767 --> 00:59:31,636 (groaning) 951 00:59:37,041 --> 00:59:38,175 (zipping) 952 00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:52,857 Let's go feed the dog! 953 00:59:57,294 --> 00:59:59,096 (muffled screaming) 954 01:00:09,807 --> 01:00:11,208 Eat this! 955 01:00:11,541 --> 01:00:12,843 You fucking bitch! 956 01:00:12,977 --> 01:00:14,343 Mrs. Nace: I said eat it. 957 01:00:14,344 --> 01:00:15,511 Fuck you! 958 01:00:15,512 --> 01:00:17,281 I said eat it! 959 01:00:19,083 --> 01:00:20,084 Eat it! 960 01:00:23,553 --> 01:00:24,655 Why? 961 01:00:25,289 --> 01:00:28,793 Because it's how the film ends. 962 01:00:31,428 --> 01:00:32,629 What is it? 963 01:00:33,530 --> 01:00:37,067 (laughs) "Deer meat." 964 01:00:39,469 --> 01:00:42,106 Now, or she dies! 965 01:00:46,376 --> 01:00:49,646 Nuh uh, no hands. 966 01:00:56,286 --> 01:00:57,354 More. 967 01:00:58,322 --> 01:00:59,356 More! 968 01:01:00,691 --> 01:01:03,127 Good, more. 969 01:01:04,594 --> 01:01:06,230 (chuckling) 970 01:01:12,302 --> 01:01:13,370 (clang) 971 01:01:21,712 --> 01:01:23,080 Indy: Fuck, are you okay? 972 01:01:33,423 --> 01:01:35,559 Ariel, where are the others? 973 01:01:35,625 --> 01:01:36,761 She has to die! 974 01:01:36,827 --> 01:01:38,161 We need to find the other girls, 975 01:01:38,162 --> 01:01:39,963 - let's go, Ariel. - No no no, no! 976 01:01:39,964 --> 01:01:41,097 Indy: We have to move! 977 01:01:41,098 --> 01:01:42,833 No, they're all dead! 978 01:01:42,967 --> 01:01:44,247 Ariel, we need to move, let's go. 979 01:01:44,368 --> 01:01:48,038 Ariel: No, no, I can't go back in there! 980 01:01:48,505 --> 01:01:51,475 I can't, I can't go back in the house! 981 01:01:51,608 --> 01:01:53,744 - I can't, I can't! - Indy: Come on, let's go. 982 01:01:53,844 --> 01:01:55,679 Indy, they're all dead! 983 01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:57,414 No, no they're not. 984 01:01:58,682 --> 01:02:03,587 Indy, Addison, Billy, they're all gone! 985 01:02:03,888 --> 01:02:04,922 They're all gone! 986 01:02:05,122 --> 01:02:08,392 And Gina, what about Gina? 987 01:02:10,961 --> 01:02:11,995 Where is Gina? 988 01:02:11,996 --> 01:02:14,331 I don't know, I don't know! 989 01:02:14,799 --> 01:02:15,833 Gina! 990 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,134 - Gina! - No, no no, no, Indy, 991 01:02:18,135 --> 01:02:20,237 - Indy, no, Indy! - Indy: Gina! 992 01:02:37,521 --> 01:02:40,790 Ariel: Indy, Indy, help, Indy, help, Indy, help! 993 01:02:40,791 --> 01:02:42,492 (screaming) 994 01:02:48,598 --> 01:02:49,900 (gunshot) 995 01:03:01,311 --> 01:03:02,412 (gunshot) 996 01:03:08,752 --> 01:03:09,820 (sobbing) 997 01:03:10,054 --> 01:03:12,022 It's okay, it's okay. 998 01:03:12,823 --> 01:03:14,158 Come on. 999 01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:17,928 I got you. 1000 01:03:23,133 --> 01:03:26,170 We're gonna get out and it's gonna be okay. 1001 01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:29,173 Oh, no... 1002 01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:31,909 No, no, no, no, no. 1003 01:03:33,743 --> 01:03:35,913 Gina, no, Gina, no. 1004 01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:40,985 Gina, no, no, no, please don't leave me! 1005 01:03:48,358 --> 01:03:50,027 (wood cracking) 1006 01:03:51,395 --> 01:03:52,529 Who's there? 1007 01:03:54,098 --> 01:03:56,934 Help, please help me! 1008 01:04:07,244 --> 01:04:08,278 Jim. 1009 01:04:10,814 --> 01:04:12,116 What's the matter? 1010 01:04:13,617 --> 01:04:15,119 You said you needed help. 1011 01:04:16,954 --> 01:04:18,188 Help is here. 1012 01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:21,225 Sorry I'm late. 1013 01:04:22,259 --> 01:04:24,327 I headed out as soon as Janet called me 1014 01:04:24,328 --> 01:04:27,531 to let me know you guys actually showed up. 1015 01:04:29,666 --> 01:04:33,070 You see, I ain't giving you girls the benefit of the doubt. 1016 01:04:34,538 --> 01:04:38,007 I really didn't think you were stupid enough to fall for 1017 01:04:38,008 --> 01:04:40,477 my wife's idiot trap, but... 1018 01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:44,548 Here we are. 1019 01:04:46,216 --> 01:04:49,486 Apparently I owe her an apology. 1020 01:04:51,021 --> 01:04:53,123 Please, we didn't do anything. 1021 01:04:54,925 --> 01:04:58,127 You wouldn't expect me 1022 01:04:58,128 --> 01:05:01,231 to let Janet have all the fun, now would you? 1023 01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:13,510 You tell me why... 1024 01:05:15,045 --> 01:05:17,247 my son is dead... 1025 01:05:19,249 --> 01:05:23,988 and you're still breathing! 1026 01:05:33,063 --> 01:05:35,032 Noooo! 1027 01:05:35,532 --> 01:05:37,067 (crunching) 1028 01:05:38,068 --> 01:05:40,170 (sobbing) 1029 01:06:06,563 --> 01:06:07,564 (clang) 1030 01:07:57,841 --> 01:08:00,110 (grunting) 1031 01:08:06,116 --> 01:08:07,317 Ahhh! 1032 01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:17,561 (crunch) 1033 01:08:19,329 --> 01:08:21,698 (wind chimes ringing) 1034 01:08:47,757 --> 01:08:49,659 (sobbing) 1035 01:10:01,298 --> 01:10:02,532 (camera shutter clicks)