1 00:01:53,821 --> 00:01:55,323 You've heard of the tunnel. 2 00:01:58,909 --> 00:02:02,371 The one we all go through sooner or later. 3 00:02:04,206 --> 00:02:06,709 At the end, there's a door. 4 00:02:09,879 --> 00:02:13,466 And waiting for you on the other side of that door... 5 00:02:13,674 --> 00:02:16,260 is either heaven... 6 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:18,387 or hell. 7 00:02:24,977 --> 00:02:26,520 This is that door. 8 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:18,698 Why is this patient in lockdown? 9 00:03:18,906 --> 00:03:20,491 They didn't tell you about Laurie Strode? 10 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:21,701 No. 11 00:03:21,909 --> 00:03:25,204 You must have heard of her. Sister of Michael Myers? 12 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:27,498 Michael Myers, the serial killer? 13 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:30,292 Well, you'll hear all the gossip soon enough. 14 00:03:30,501 --> 00:03:31,335 For now, let's just get-- 15 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:33,129 No, no, no, wait. Tell me about her. 16 00:03:34,004 --> 00:03:35,673 She decapitated a man. 17 00:03:35,881 --> 00:03:37,007 Aah! 18 00:03:40,302 --> 00:03:43,931 Oh, my God. Why? 19 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:48,269 Halloween. Three years ago. 20 00:03:48,477 --> 00:03:50,312 Twenty years after the first murders... 21 00:03:50,521 --> 00:03:52,440 her brother finally found her. 22 00:03:52,648 --> 00:03:56,861 Tracked her down to the school where she was working. 23 00:03:57,069 --> 00:03:58,863 There were several murders. 24 00:03:59,071 --> 00:04:00,948 Lots of confusion. 25 00:04:18,716 --> 00:04:20,092 Guys, over here! 26 00:04:33,272 --> 00:04:35,816 Oh, my God. She killed the wrong person. 27 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:39,403 Unh! 28 00:04:42,156 --> 00:04:44,366 Father of three. 29 00:04:47,578 --> 00:04:50,080 Why didn't the paramedic say something? 30 00:04:57,505 --> 00:05:01,133 His larynx had been crushed. 31 00:05:01,342 --> 00:05:03,761 Don't let on you know. 32 00:05:10,768 --> 00:05:14,396 Hello, Miss Strode. Did you enjoy your dinner? 33 00:05:14,605 --> 00:05:16,524 She hasn't said a word in years. 34 00:05:16,732 --> 00:05:20,444 Extreme disassociative disorder. 35 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:24,073 The doctors think she's a suicide threat. 36 00:05:24,281 --> 00:05:27,409 They found her up on the roof more than once. 37 00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:32,790 Must be the guilt. 38 00:05:32,998 --> 00:05:36,377 Now all she does is stare out that window. 39 00:05:36,585 --> 00:05:39,296 God knows what she sees out there. 40 00:06:47,698 --> 00:06:49,491 Hello? 41 00:06:53,871 --> 00:06:56,040 Anyone out there? 42 00:07:12,723 --> 00:07:13,807 Boooo! 43 00:07:14,016 --> 00:07:16,602 - Holy shit! - Ha ha ha! 44 00:07:16,810 --> 00:07:19,188 Harold, are you trying to give me a heart attack? 45 00:07:19,396 --> 00:07:20,773 No. 46 00:07:20,981 --> 00:07:23,651 How the hell did you get out again? 47 00:07:23,859 --> 00:07:26,195 And who are you supposed to be today? 48 00:07:26,403 --> 00:07:29,990 Oh. John Wayne Gacy. 49 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:32,242 Born in Chicago, Illinois, on March 17, 1942. 50 00:07:32,451 --> 00:07:34,244 Come on, big guy- 51 00:07:34,453 --> 00:07:36,789 Killed 33 people. Buried them under his house. 52 00:07:36,997 --> 00:07:38,123 I know, Harold. 53 00:07:38,332 --> 00:07:40,793 - He was executed on May 7- - - I know, Harold. 54 00:07:43,671 --> 00:07:47,091 Willie, I'm not trying to criticize your work... 55 00:07:47,299 --> 00:07:49,426 but if you put Harold in his room... 56 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:51,470 how come I see him in the basement? 57 00:07:51,679 --> 00:07:55,516 I--But just two seconds ago, he was-- 58 00:07:55,724 --> 00:07:57,810 Come on. Let's go get him. 59 00:07:58,018 --> 00:07:59,687 How many times do I have to tell you? 60 00:07:59,895 --> 00:08:01,855 You gotta be sure what you're doing. 61 00:08:22,876 --> 00:08:25,462 Willie? What are you doing? 62 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:27,506 I skipped dinner. 63 00:08:27,715 --> 00:08:30,134 - Hurry up. - OK. 64 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:35,639 Harold? 65 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:41,353 Harold, what are you doing down here? 66 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:47,443 What's gotten into you? 67 00:08:48,318 --> 00:08:50,696 (Screaming) 68 00:09:57,304 --> 00:09:59,139 Aah! Aah! 69 00:09:59,348 --> 00:10:02,142 Aah! Unh! 70 00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:13,612 Aah! 71 00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:32,756 Hmm. Ted Bundy. 72 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:36,343 Born November 24, 19... 73 00:12:24,868 --> 00:12:27,621 Hello, Michael. 74 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:53,647 I knew you'd come for me sooner or later. 75 00:12:53,855 --> 00:12:57,025 What took you so long? 76 00:13:11,623 --> 00:13:13,583 You failed, Michael. 77 00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:17,004 You want to know why? 78 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:21,216 Because I'm not afraid of you. 79 00:13:22,759 --> 00:13:24,177 But what about you? 80 00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:28,932 Are you afraid of me? 81 00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:34,563 Are you afraid to die, Michael? 82 00:14:17,814 --> 00:14:20,233 I just have to be sure. 83 00:14:33,288 --> 00:14:36,041 Unh! Unh! 84 00:14:36,249 --> 00:14:38,126 Aah! 85 00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:40,754 Aah! 86 00:14:40,962 --> 00:14:42,964 Aah! 87 00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:46,218 Aah! 88 00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:05,362 I'll see you in hell. 89 00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:58,832 Michael Myers. 90 00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:03,336 Born October 19, 1957. 91 00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:08,091 Killed his older sister, October 31, 1963. 92 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:13,013 Killed 3 high school students, October 31, 1978. 93 00:16:13,221 --> 00:16:17,559 Also killed three nurses and a paramedic, same night. 94 00:16:20,395 --> 00:16:23,982 Was believed to be dead, then killed four students... 95 00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:26,526 Hillcrest Academy, 1998. 96 00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:31,031 Has been missing, unheard of, last three years. 97 00:16:31,239 --> 00:16:35,410 Now he's back. 98 00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:01,186 Carl Jung tells us... 99 00:17:01,394 --> 00:17:05,524 that the human psyche contains a figment of ourselves 100 00:17:05,732 --> 00:17:09,945 that even the collective unconscious denies. 101 00:17:10,153 --> 00:17:12,030 Good morning, Paul. It's nice to see you in class. 102 00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:13,782 Am I keeping you UP? 103 00:17:13,990 --> 00:17:16,660 Alright. What do I mean by all this, people? 104 00:17:16,868 --> 00:17:20,121 I mean that inside all of us... 105 00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:25,502 there lurks a dark, malevolent figure. 106 00:17:25,710 --> 00:17:29,172 A kind of boogeyman, if you will... 107 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,883 that Jung called what? 108 00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:33,677 Come on, stick with me, people. 109 00:17:33,885 --> 00:17:36,555 Take that Kierkegaardian leap of faith. 110 00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:42,561 Jung said we must face down our fears 111 00:17:42,769 --> 00:17:46,773 and face up to the figure he called...what? 112 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:50,860 - The shadow. - The shadow. 113 00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:53,196 Yes, Sara, very good. Thank you. 114 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:56,157 I'm glad somebody was awake. Wow, what a class. 115 00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,872 Hey, Sara! 116 00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:04,541 Sara, wait up! 117 00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:08,420 I've been looking for you everywhere. 118 00:18:08,628 --> 00:18:09,838 Guess what? 119 00:18:10,046 --> 00:18:12,591 Uh-uh. What did you sign us up for this time? 120 00:18:12,799 --> 00:18:15,677 Eee, ha ha! We gotta find Rudy. Come on. 121 00:18:30,233 --> 00:18:32,527 Hey, Rudy. 122 00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:34,321 Don't distract me. 123 00:18:34,529 --> 00:18:36,531 I can't help myself. 124 00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:40,327 I am distracting. 125 00:18:40,535 --> 00:18:42,037 Have you checked your email? 126 00:18:42,245 --> 00:18:44,414 No. 127 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,124 Why? Did you send me something? 128 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:49,002 We're in! They picked all three of us! 129 00:18:49,210 --> 00:18:52,005 - What? Are you serious? - Uh- huh! 130 00:18:52,213 --> 00:18:55,884 Oh, God! Yes! 131 00:18:56,092 --> 00:18:57,302 All right. That is all good. 132 00:18:57,510 --> 00:18:59,846 This isn't one of your little jokes, is it? 133 00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:03,224 No, but Sara doesn't want to go. 134 00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:05,185 I might go. I just haven't decided yet. 135 00:19:05,393 --> 00:19:08,021 No, no, no. That is unacceptable. 136 00:19:08,229 --> 00:19:10,148 It is unacceptable. 137 00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:12,317 We're gonna be bigger than "The 0sbournes." 138 00:19:12,525 --> 00:19:14,194 We're gonna be large. 139 00:19:14,402 --> 00:19:17,781 Look, every time I let you two talk me into something I live to regret it. 140 00:19:17,989 --> 00:19:20,617 Listen, without me, you would die of boredom. 141 00:19:20,825 --> 00:19:24,371 Us! Without us, you would die of boredom. 142 00:19:24,579 --> 00:19:26,414 Whatever. 143 00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:31,127 Are you sure they're not just putting us in some house... 144 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,254 with hidden cameras in the shower? 145 00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:35,340 No. 146 00:19:35,548 --> 00:19:40,136 It's like we're investigative reporters searching a crime scene. 147 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:41,763 And look at the scholarship. 148 00:19:41,971 --> 00:19:43,682 Yeah. 149 00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:48,895 Besides that, thousands of people are going to see my fa- 150 00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:51,648 our face. 151 00:19:52,982 --> 00:19:54,359 Don't do it. 152 00:19:54,567 --> 00:19:56,695 That's the house where it all started. 153 00:19:56,903 --> 00:20:00,782 He walked its hallways, hid in its closets. 154 00:20:00,990 --> 00:20:03,410 Dreamed in its bedrooms. Helped his mother in the kitchen. 155 00:20:03,618 --> 00:20:06,287 Watched TV in the living room with his dad. 156 00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:09,791 Played in his sister's bedroom. 157 00:20:12,168 --> 00:20:15,672 Then one day, he picked up a knife... 158 00:20:17,340 --> 00:20:20,218 and he never put it down again. 159 00:20:24,055 --> 00:20:28,351 (singing) 160 00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,400 That guy's fucking weird. 161 00:20:35,608 --> 00:20:39,154 Don't pay any attention to him. He's just trying to scare us. 162 00:20:39,362 --> 00:20:41,781 I just need to send a quick email. 163 00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:48,580 "Deckard... 164 00:20:48,788 --> 00:20:51,207 "you'll never believe what I got myself into." 165 00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:56,045 Deckard? Who's Deckard? 166 00:20:56,254 --> 00:20:57,756 Oh, it's my screen name. 167 00:20:57,964 --> 00:21:00,675 Sara needed some tech support setting up her offline reader... 168 00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:01,926 so I, uh... 169 00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:05,221 You told her you're a graduate student? 170 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:08,349 - Graduate of what, junior high? - Shut up, all right? 171 00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:12,437 We talk every day. I don't know. It's kind of like we're dating. 172 00:21:12,645 --> 00:21:13,980 She's never even seen you... 173 00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:15,982 and Yahoo chat rooms do not count. 174 00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:18,943 Yes, they do count. Did you know in the old days... 175 00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:20,695 knights used to spend their entire lives... 176 00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:22,655 courting ladies that they would never even touch? 177 00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:26,075 They would just send each other sonnets and stuff. 178 00:21:26,284 --> 00:21:29,120 That's before internet porn, man. 179 00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:31,498 Whatever. 180 00:21:31,706 --> 00:21:33,249 Now what are you doing? 181 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,959 Just give me a second, all right? 182 00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:54,145 I hope Sara shows up wearing something acceptable. 183 00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:57,607 I mean, she can't still be mad at us for the last time we got her in something. 184 00:21:57,816 --> 00:22:01,027 Here she is. Hey! 185 00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:03,029 OK, everybody listen up! 186 00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,740 Sara, um, are you gonna wear this? 187 00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:09,118 'Cause I thought I told you we were gonna be on camera. 188 00:22:09,327 --> 00:22:13,581 OK. I'd like to start this off by saying the search is over. 189 00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:15,917 You six have been selected 190 00:22:16,125 --> 00:22:18,711 to explore America's worst nightmare-- 191 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,880 tomorrow night, Halloween... 192 00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:24,008 live, in front of the whole entire internet universe. 193 00:22:24,217 --> 00:22:27,303 You six will enter the birthplace of evil 194 00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:28,763 in its purest form-- 195 00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:32,392 the childhood home of our most brutal mass murderer... 196 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:35,854 Michael Myers. 197 00:22:37,730 --> 00:22:41,401 Thank you. Thank you. 198 00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:44,070 So, what do you hope to find in the house tomorrow night? 199 00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:46,322 My way into network broadcasting. 200 00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:47,532 PM'.! 201 00:22:47,740 --> 00:22:49,534 I just want to say that Michael Myers 202 00:22:49,742 --> 00:22:52,287 is not just a man behind a mask. 203 00:22:52,495 --> 00:22:53,538 He's a legend. 204 00:22:53,746 --> 00:22:55,957 I'm interested in how Michael Myers 205 00:22:56,165 --> 00:23:00,003 embodies the politics of violence embedded in pop mythology. 206 00:23:00,211 --> 00:23:03,840 Never underestimate the effect of a poor diet. 207 00:23:04,048 --> 00:23:06,009 Too much protein, not enough zinc, next thing you know 208 00:23:06,217 --> 00:23:07,218 you're cutting up bodies in your bathtub. 209 00:23:07,427 --> 00:23:09,888 Look at Hitler. He was a vegetarian. 210 00:23:10,096 --> 00:23:12,015 The brother was seriously malnourished. 211 00:23:12,223 --> 00:23:15,059 You don't have to go far to find Michael Myers. 212 00:23:15,268 --> 00:23:18,813 He is the great white shark of our unconscious. 213 00:23:19,022 --> 00:23:21,733 He is the dark-eyed child of our spirits. 214 00:23:21,941 --> 00:23:24,360 He's every murderous impulse we've ever had. 215 00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:26,905 He's the little voice that whispers to us 216 00:23:27,113 --> 00:23:30,158 to strangle the old lady taking too long at the checkout counter. 217 00:23:30,366 --> 00:23:32,577 Get to know him, baby. 218 00:23:32,785 --> 00:23:35,288 He's you. 219 00:23:35,496 --> 00:23:39,042 Tell us, Sara, why do ordinary people turn to murder? 220 00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:42,337 Well, I, um... 221 00:23:42,545 --> 00:23:46,049 I think it has something to do with upbringing. 222 00:23:46,257 --> 00:23:48,509 Aah! 223 00:23:48,718 --> 00:23:51,262 Damn! That girl can sing. 224 00:23:53,139 --> 00:23:58,394 That's what I'm looking for. Ooh. 225 00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:01,481 Ha! Hunh! 226 00:24:01,689 --> 00:24:03,691 "van! 227 00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:06,027 Get his ass! Get his ass! Get his ass! 228 00:24:08,446 --> 00:24:10,323 Who's better than Wat Chun Lee? 229 00:24:10,531 --> 00:24:12,825 Whoopin' everybody ass while he's smokin' a cigarette. 230 00:24:13,034 --> 00:24:14,494 (knock on door) 231 00:24:14,702 --> 00:24:18,164 Oh, shit. Who's knockin' on my door this late? 232 00:24:18,373 --> 00:24:19,540 Whoever this is is distracting me 233 00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:22,502 from seeing Wat Chun Lee whoop some ass. 234 00:24:22,710 --> 00:24:25,213 Sara? Ooh. 235 00:24:26,756 --> 00:24:28,883 Sara, what are you doing here? It's late. 236 00:24:29,092 --> 00:24:30,593 I'm dropping out. 237 00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:32,345 What? 238 00:24:32,553 --> 00:24:33,596 I'm sorry. 239 00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:36,265 It's just I'm so freaked out I can't even sleep. 240 00:24:36,474 --> 00:24:39,310 Slow down, slow down. What's the problem? 241 00:24:39,519 --> 00:24:42,730 Can't you see I'm not like the others? 242 00:24:42,939 --> 00:24:44,857 I know you're not like the others. 243 00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:46,693 You know you're not like the others. 244 00:24:46,901 --> 00:24:48,653 The others ain't nothin' but a bunch... 245 00:24:48,861 --> 00:24:51,489 of smart-ass, wise-crackin', posin' wannabes. 246 00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:53,866 You are the real deal. 247 00:24:54,075 --> 00:24:56,160 Every existing element about you... 248 00:24:56,369 --> 00:24:59,372 is what the internet audience really wants. 249 00:24:59,580 --> 00:25:01,082 I don't want to be famous. 250 00:25:01,290 --> 00:25:03,084 What do you mean you don't want to be famous? 251 00:25:03,292 --> 00:25:05,878 That's the American dream. 252 00:25:06,087 --> 00:25:08,131 I think I'm just scared. 253 00:25:08,339 --> 00:25:10,508 It's OK to be scared. 254 00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:12,677 Being scared is good. Fear is good. 255 00:25:12,885 --> 00:25:15,054 Fear motivates. 256 00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:17,724 Fear gives you the feeling of being alive. 257 00:25:17,932 --> 00:25:19,058 Fear makes me want to throw up. 258 00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:21,019 Trust me, please. 259 00:25:21,227 --> 00:25:22,937 When it's all said and done, at the end of the day, 260 00:25:23,146 --> 00:25:25,481 you'll be surprised of how much you surprise yourself. 261 00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:28,234 I'm sorry to bother you. I just-- 262 00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:30,862 It's OK. Do me a favor. Sleep on it. 263 00:25:31,070 --> 00:25:33,865 We'll talk about it tomorrow. You can sweat it tonight, man. 264 00:25:34,073 --> 00:25:36,534 Now take your tail on outta here and go to bed. 265 00:25:38,619 --> 00:25:41,873 OI' Freddie boy, damn, you good. 266 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,667 Shit you come up with off the top of your head, boy. 267 00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:48,504 Why don't you just pat yourself on your back? 268 00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:50,923 Oh, Wat Chun Lee! Oh! 269 00:26:01,976 --> 00:26:03,227 Now, are you coming out soon 270 00:26:03,436 --> 00:26:04,896 or are you planning on subletting? 271 00:26:06,522 --> 00:26:10,735 Mmm! Sexy girl! Ha ha! 272 00:26:10,943 --> 00:26:12,862 Don't you think it's a bit too revealing? 273 00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:16,115 I think it's perfectly revealing. 274 00:26:16,324 --> 00:26:17,366 Aah! 275 00:26:18,868 --> 00:26:20,036 What? 276 00:26:21,329 --> 00:26:23,081 Are you OK? 277 00:26:23,289 --> 00:26:25,458 Did you see the boogeyman or something? 278 00:26:25,666 --> 00:26:29,295 The boogeyman? How very Jungian. 279 00:26:29,504 --> 00:26:32,924 Dr. Mixter's class? I'm taking that course, too. 280 00:26:33,132 --> 00:26:35,009 I hope they have this in black. 281 00:26:35,218 --> 00:26:38,304 - Thrift stores. - Oh, how marvelous, darling. 282 00:26:38,513 --> 00:26:41,557 Ahh, there she is. 283 00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:43,935 Oh, my God, you've been pussy-whipped. 284 00:26:44,143 --> 00:26:47,313 What's worse, you've been cyber-whipped. 285 00:26:47,522 --> 00:26:48,940 By the way, where's your costume? 286 00:26:49,148 --> 00:26:51,526 I can't go out tonight. 287 00:26:51,734 --> 00:26:53,528 I promised Sara I would watch her first episode. 288 00:26:53,736 --> 00:26:55,238 She's really nervous about it. 289 00:26:55,446 --> 00:26:59,784 No, Mickey Stern's party is tonight, and you know that. 290 00:26:59,992 --> 00:27:02,995 Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, man. I guess I forgot. 291 00:27:03,204 --> 00:27:05,748 Forgot? Do you have any idea 292 00:27:05,957 --> 00:27:07,667 what it means for two freshmen to get invited? 293 00:27:07,875 --> 00:27:09,210 It's like never happened before! 294 00:27:09,418 --> 00:27:10,419 Your sister invited us 295 00:27:10,628 --> 00:27:12,547 so you wouldn't tell your mother about her tattoo. 296 00:27:12,755 --> 00:27:15,133 OK. That's besides the point, Myles Barton. 297 00:27:15,341 --> 00:27:17,969 You can sit here in your little dream fantasy world... 298 00:27:18,177 --> 00:27:20,972 or you can come with me to this party 299 00:27:21,180 --> 00:27:22,807 and learn to walk like a man. 300 00:27:23,015 --> 00:27:24,892 What's it gonna be? 301 00:27:27,562 --> 00:27:28,980 All right, let's go. 302 00:27:29,188 --> 00:27:32,233 Ahh, chat room romance? 303 00:27:32,441 --> 00:27:34,152 He's just a friend. 304 00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:36,863 He's probably fifty and bald, with a bad toupee. 305 00:27:37,071 --> 00:27:42,034 - Jen. - He probably collects human skin. 306 00:27:42,243 --> 00:27:43,786 Give me a break, Jen. 307 00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:45,454 OK, everybody listen up. 308 00:27:45,663 --> 00:27:47,290 Now, I'd like to start off by saying 309 00:27:47,498 --> 00:27:49,083 the home that you will be entering tonight 310 00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:50,710 has been rigged up with several cameras 311 00:27:50,918 --> 00:27:52,003 but for the most part 312 00:27:52,211 --> 00:27:55,965 the audience will see only what you see. 313 00:27:56,132 --> 00:27:57,550 See these cameras right here? 314 00:27:57,758 --> 00:28:00,136 I kinda like these cameras. 315 00:28:00,344 --> 00:28:03,681 They can pretty much be clipped on to anything. 316 00:28:03,890 --> 00:28:06,893 A hat, shirt collar, your coat collar. 317 00:28:08,644 --> 00:28:10,605 The viewers can pretty much control 318 00:28:10,813 --> 00:28:11,856 what they want to watch 319 00:28:12,064 --> 00:28:14,317 switch around from camera to camera 320 00:28:14,525 --> 00:28:17,111 depending on what seems to be the most intriguing to them. 321 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:20,364 So if you guys want to be stars for the night... 322 00:28:20,573 --> 00:28:23,367 I suggest you do something that is very interesting. 323 00:28:23,576 --> 00:28:25,578 So that it's worth the while of the viewers 324 00:28:25,786 --> 00:28:29,165 to want to keep their cameras on you. 325 00:28:29,373 --> 00:28:31,667 Cameras are so phallic. 326 00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:33,961 Is that good or bad? 327 00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:35,546 Depends who's watching. 328 00:28:35,755 --> 00:28:38,341 (Pop music playing) 329 00:28:55,191 --> 00:28:59,403 Hey, Orson Welles, pick a placement and move on. 330 00:29:01,656 --> 00:29:05,618 Look, low angles: Scary. 331 00:29:05,826 --> 00:29:08,412 High angles: Scary. 332 00:29:08,621 --> 00:29:12,166 Medium angles: Boring. 333 00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:15,127 I bet you learned that shooting all those weddings and bar mitzvahs. 334 00:29:15,336 --> 00:29:16,587 Hey, he!!! 335 00:29:16,796 --> 00:29:20,549 I went to Long Beach State. Same as Spielberg. 336 00:29:20,758 --> 00:29:22,718 Look Charley, we're on a schedule here, OK. 337 00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:25,054 Just tell Max to rig a camera in the sister's room all right? 338 00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:28,224 Max is back at the hotel helping Freddie. 339 00:29:28,432 --> 00:29:30,393 OK. 340 00:29:30,601 --> 00:29:35,189 (Music continues) 341 00:30:58,105 --> 00:30:59,857 Freddie! 342 00:31:00,066 --> 00:31:02,193 Baby, calm down. It's all good. Just relax. 343 00:31:02,401 --> 00:31:04,403 I got it all under control. 344 00:31:05,988 --> 00:31:08,532 There was this Firebird parked right in front of the house. 345 00:31:08,741 --> 00:31:10,993 Like, just totally about to ruin the establishing shot... 346 00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:13,329 but I called a tow truck. 347 00:31:13,537 --> 00:31:15,039 Yep, it's on its way. 348 00:31:15,247 --> 00:31:17,583 All righty. Bye. 349 00:31:21,462 --> 00:31:25,091 Look at you, Charley. That's a nice angle, boy. 350 00:31:28,803 --> 00:31:30,471 Look, there he is now. 351 00:31:30,679 --> 00:31:32,681 All right, here we go. 352 00:31:32,890 --> 00:31:34,100 Mr. Harris! 353 00:31:34,308 --> 00:31:36,143 Can we ask you a few questions, Mr. Harris? 354 00:31:36,352 --> 00:31:38,562 - Right over here. - I got one word for you Freddie. 355 00:31:38,771 --> 00:31:40,064 - What's that? - Product placement. 356 00:31:40,272 --> 00:31:41,232 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 357 00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,359 Product placement, I like the sound of that. 358 00:31:43,567 --> 00:31:45,277 While we're going around the house... 359 00:31:45,486 --> 00:31:47,071 discovering the secrets of Michael Myers 360 00:31:47,279 --> 00:31:52,410 we could be drinking Pepsi or sporting The Gap, right? 361 00:31:52,618 --> 00:31:57,373 Nice sexy thinking. I kind of like that. 362 00:31:57,581 --> 00:31:58,999 How's everyone doing this evening? 363 00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:01,085 We're gonna get it started like this, see? 364 00:32:01,293 --> 00:32:02,670 In the next ten minutes, 365 00:32:02,878 --> 00:32:04,004 we are going to enter a mystery 366 00:32:04,213 --> 00:32:06,298 wrapped up inside of a riddle inside of an enigma. 367 00:32:06,507 --> 00:32:09,593 Now, remember this. Everything you see... 368 00:32:09,802 --> 00:32:12,555 absolutely everything you see is real. 369 00:32:12,763 --> 00:32:14,432 There's no actors... 370 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,559 none of the components or contents in the house 371 00:32:16,767 --> 00:32:18,602 have been messed with, mixed up, diluted 372 00:32:18,811 --> 00:32:22,648 or tampered with in any shape, form, or fashion whatsoever. 373 00:32:22,857 --> 00:32:25,401 Now, I'm not exactly sure what's gonna happen... 374 00:32:25,609 --> 00:32:28,446 but what I do know is that no one will be allowed... 375 00:32:28,654 --> 00:32:30,489 to leave until the show is over. 376 00:32:30,698 --> 00:32:33,451 Our top-of-the-line, state-of-the-art camera surveillance system... 377 00:32:33,659 --> 00:32:35,870 will be picking up anyone who tries to sneak out. 378 00:32:40,624 --> 00:32:46,005 Let the Dangertainment begin out this motherfucker. 379 00:32:46,213 --> 00:32:49,425 Well, people, let's do it. 380 00:32:49,633 --> 00:32:51,427 (Horn blows) 381 00:33:12,406 --> 00:33:14,325 Rudy! 382 00:33:17,369 --> 00:33:21,665 Way to go. This is gonna be fun. 383 00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:38,766 Looks like nothing's been touched in years. 384 00:33:44,104 --> 00:33:45,481 I read that after the murders... 385 00:33:45,689 --> 00:33:46,815 the family just sealed it up... 386 00:33:47,024 --> 00:33:49,360 and left without taking anything with them. 387 00:33:49,568 --> 00:33:53,405 Well, it's not exactly a house you put on the market. 388 00:33:53,614 --> 00:33:55,074 Yeah, but I'll bet it has... 389 00:33:55,282 --> 00:33:58,077 one of those big nice old kitchens, you know? 390 00:34:00,162 --> 00:34:01,205 Where are you going? 391 00:34:01,413 --> 00:34:02,748 I'm gonna check it out. 392 00:34:02,957 --> 00:34:05,751 What are we gonna do? 393 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,753 We don't have to do anything. 394 00:34:07,962 --> 00:34:10,214 Technically, we just have to be in the house. 395 00:34:10,422 --> 00:34:12,174 Aren't we supposed to be looking for answers? 396 00:34:12,383 --> 00:34:13,384 Alright. 397 00:34:13,592 --> 00:34:15,427 The devil made him do it. I'm done. 398 00:34:16,887 --> 00:34:18,722 We owe it to the people watching... 399 00:34:18,931 --> 00:34:22,184 to at least take a look around. 400 00:34:22,393 --> 00:34:23,561 Oh, that's cute. 401 00:34:23,769 --> 00:34:26,438 You're already worried about your fan base? 402 00:34:29,316 --> 00:34:33,612 You are this close to getting voted off the island. 403 00:34:37,658 --> 00:34:40,035 Hey, check this out. 404 00:34:40,244 --> 00:34:42,288 You want something tasty and delicious? 405 00:34:44,290 --> 00:34:46,083 You ever tasted forty-year-old fennel? 406 00:34:46,292 --> 00:34:49,336 Eww, don't. It's got to be rotten. 407 00:34:49,545 --> 00:34:51,422 - That's strange. - What? 408 00:34:51,630 --> 00:34:55,217 - It smells fresh. - Yeah, it does. 409 00:34:58,512 --> 00:35:01,432 You know, Donna, you got great legs. 410 00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,183 What time do they open? 411 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:05,978 That'd be 1:00? 412 00:35:07,855 --> 00:35:09,648 God damn. 413 00:35:12,860 --> 00:35:14,820 Sara. 414 00:35:17,948 --> 00:35:20,534 You think this is the one that he used to do his thing? 415 00:35:20,743 --> 00:35:23,829 No. They'd keep that in an evidence locker somewhere. 416 00:35:24,038 --> 00:35:25,331 Whew. 417 00:35:33,130 --> 00:35:35,716 - Boo. - Aah! 418 00:35:35,924 --> 00:35:39,136 - What, are you scared? - No. 419 00:35:39,345 --> 00:35:40,679 What's in here? 420 00:35:46,477 --> 00:35:47,645 What is that? 421 00:35:52,775 --> 00:35:55,069 OK, so I admit... 422 00:35:55,277 --> 00:35:58,364 that this place is a little creepy, OK? 423 00:35:58,572 --> 00:36:01,659 No, no, no, no. You have no idea. 424 00:36:01,867 --> 00:36:05,245 - Look at this. - Wow, a chair. 425 00:36:05,454 --> 00:36:06,580 My God. 426 00:36:06,789 --> 00:36:09,667 Do you think they actually kept him in this? 427 00:36:11,502 --> 00:36:12,586 What is that? 428 00:36:12,795 --> 00:36:15,089 Looks like the medieval key to Sara's chastity belt. 429 00:36:15,255 --> 00:36:17,841 - Rudy! - OK, yeah. 430 00:36:18,050 --> 00:36:20,803 Maybe we should poke around a bit... 431 00:36:21,011 --> 00:36:22,304 see what else we can find. 432 00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:25,641 Ha! Aye-aye, captain. 433 00:36:27,017 --> 00:36:30,104 Why are you touching me? 434 00:36:30,312 --> 00:36:31,814 Don't. 435 00:36:33,607 --> 00:36:35,401 Go poke. 436 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:09,184 Hey, What's going on? 437 00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:10,978 Sexy. 438 00:37:12,479 --> 00:37:14,732 Look at you! 439 00:37:19,653 --> 00:37:21,113 Scott, what are we doing here? 440 00:37:21,321 --> 00:37:23,824 Hey, come on, man, be cool, all right? 441 00:37:24,032 --> 00:37:26,827 Relax. Have fun. Shit. 442 00:37:28,287 --> 00:37:29,663 Hey, Myles, do you think anyone will know... 443 00:37:29,872 --> 00:37:32,040 we're supposed to be from "Pulp Fiction"? 444 00:37:56,857 --> 00:37:57,941 - Huhh! - Huhh! 445 00:38:36,730 --> 00:38:38,565 Today, you're scared of the boogeyman. 446 00:38:38,774 --> 00:38:40,484 Ha ha ha! 447 00:38:40,692 --> 00:38:44,029 He's gonna get you. He's coming behind you. 448 00:38:44,238 --> 00:38:45,531 Boogeyman! 449 00:39:42,129 --> 00:39:44,006 Ohh! Shit! 450 00:39:44,214 --> 00:39:46,008 Careful, Jen. 451 00:39:46,216 --> 00:39:48,927 Ahem. Hands off, bud. 452 00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,325 Bet this is Judith's room. 453 00:40:11,533 --> 00:40:14,912 You know, the older sister. 454 00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:18,290 The one he killed when he was six years old. 455 00:40:18,498 --> 00:40:22,252 Hey! Keep the camera on the money here. 456 00:40:22,461 --> 00:40:25,172 I think it happened when she was right there. 457 00:40:27,132 --> 00:40:29,259 Poor little Judith... 458 00:40:29,468 --> 00:40:31,303 helpless... 459 00:40:31,511 --> 00:40:34,640 brushing her hair... 460 00:40:34,848 --> 00:40:38,435 young...and naked. 461 00:40:40,228 --> 00:40:42,105 Yeah, because that's gonna happen, right? 462 00:40:42,314 --> 00:40:44,107 Come on, Jen. 463 00:40:44,316 --> 00:40:45,901 One flash, and you could light up... 464 00:40:46,109 --> 00:40:48,862 a thousand computer screens. 465 00:40:49,071 --> 00:40:50,656 Launch your whole career. 466 00:40:57,996 --> 00:40:59,373 You think? 467 00:41:27,567 --> 00:41:30,404 You crack me up. 468 00:41:35,283 --> 00:41:37,452 It's a good wardrobe for you, Jen. 469 00:41:48,755 --> 00:41:51,341 Wait! No! There was somebody else in the hall! 470 00:41:54,261 --> 00:41:56,555 Come on. 471 00:42:05,731 --> 00:42:08,525 Come on, lover boy. 472 00:42:08,734 --> 00:42:10,152 - Whoa! - Aah! 473 00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:13,405 What are you doing, you big perv? 474 00:42:13,613 --> 00:42:16,867 They're exploring the house of a mass murderer--live. 475 00:42:17,075 --> 00:42:18,076 You want to watch? 476 00:42:18,285 --> 00:42:20,078 - No way. - Sure. 477 00:42:20,287 --> 00:42:21,788 Oh, OK. 478 00:42:21,955 --> 00:42:23,457 Impulse control disorder. 479 00:42:23,665 --> 00:42:25,250 Huh? 480 00:42:25,459 --> 00:42:28,128 That's my theory. 481 00:42:28,336 --> 00:42:31,965 I think Michael Myers had fits of rage... 482 00:42:32,174 --> 00:42:34,593 that he could not control. 483 00:42:34,801 --> 00:42:40,599 Kind of like a klepto or a nympho or a pyro. 484 00:42:42,893 --> 00:42:45,896 So, instead of stealing silverware... 485 00:42:46,104 --> 00:42:49,357 he slashes the necks of teenage girls, huh? 486 00:42:49,566 --> 00:42:51,943 Oh, come on... 487 00:42:52,152 --> 00:42:55,489 haven't you ever had an impulse that you could not control? 488 00:42:55,697 --> 00:42:58,992 - Continuously. - You mean continually. 489 00:42:59,201 --> 00:43:02,496 "Continuous" means continuing uninterrupted... 490 00:43:02,704 --> 00:43:05,540 while "continual" means reoccurring periodically. 491 00:43:05,749 --> 00:43:08,460 Donna, when are you gonna get out of your head... 492 00:43:08,668 --> 00:43:09,920 and start thinking with your body? 493 00:43:10,879 --> 00:43:12,005 Please. 494 00:43:12,214 --> 00:43:15,383 Does that line ever actually work on the chicks in the music department? 495 00:43:15,592 --> 00:43:19,096 Art history, too. Sometimes even poli sci. 496 00:43:19,304 --> 00:43:21,807 Well, it doesn't cut it with critical studies. 497 00:43:22,015 --> 00:43:23,100 Bummer. 498 00:43:26,311 --> 00:43:29,022 Besides, screwing a music major... 499 00:43:29,231 --> 00:43:32,359 would be tantamount to lesbianism. 500 00:43:32,567 --> 00:43:33,985 I could get into that. 501 00:43:41,493 --> 00:43:43,745 Sara, I'm telling you, it's in the food. 502 00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:45,497 Remember that guy who was on trial... 503 00:43:45,705 --> 00:43:46,915 for murder in San Francisco? 504 00:43:47,124 --> 00:43:48,458 All he ate was Twinkies. 505 00:43:48,667 --> 00:43:51,837 Rudy, do you ever think about anything other than food? 506 00:43:52,045 --> 00:43:53,672 Wouldn't you like to know? 507 00:43:56,258 --> 00:43:57,884 Jen? 508 00:44:03,348 --> 00:44:05,225 Jen? 509 00:44:05,433 --> 00:44:06,434 What's going on? 510 00:44:06,643 --> 00:44:07,853 - What happened? - I don't know. 511 00:44:08,061 --> 00:44:09,604 I turned my back for a second and she was gone. 512 00:44:09,813 --> 00:44:10,856 Jen! 513 00:44:11,064 --> 00:44:12,566 Jen? 514 00:44:18,780 --> 00:44:19,906 Jen? 515 00:44:21,449 --> 00:44:22,576 Jen. 516 00:44:24,661 --> 00:44:26,288 Jen? 517 00:44:32,711 --> 00:44:33,962 Jen? 518 00:44:37,382 --> 00:44:38,425 Jen? 519 00:44:38,633 --> 00:44:40,427 (Screaming) 520 00:44:43,346 --> 00:44:45,015 Turn it down! 521 00:44:45,223 --> 00:44:48,143 - Gotcha! - God! Bitch. 522 00:44:48,351 --> 00:44:49,394 Slut! 523 00:44:49,603 --> 00:44:52,981 That's not right, OK? You're foul. 524 00:44:53,190 --> 00:44:55,025 Uhh, so foul. 525 00:44:55,233 --> 00:44:59,821 This is to us, for successfully-- 526 00:45:00,030 --> 00:45:01,531 let me give you a little more-- 527 00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:03,533 puttin' together something collectively... 528 00:45:03,742 --> 00:45:06,703 so ingenious as a team and a duo... 529 00:45:06,912 --> 00:45:08,997 that we should definitely be able to secure... 530 00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:11,041 a lot of food on the table for ourselves... 531 00:45:11,249 --> 00:45:13,335 as long as everything goes as nicely... 532 00:45:13,543 --> 00:45:14,920 as it's goin' right now. 533 00:45:22,219 --> 00:45:24,930 I'm gonna get her back for that. 534 00:45:25,138 --> 00:45:26,223 Watch me. 535 00:45:28,808 --> 00:45:30,852 Oh, my God! 536 00:45:31,061 --> 00:45:32,562 Cheers. 537 00:45:37,567 --> 00:45:40,237 Oh, no! No! 538 00:45:41,488 --> 00:45:44,574 Mm. Mm. 539 00:45:44,783 --> 00:45:46,076 Wait, what just happened? 540 00:45:46,284 --> 00:45:49,579 - We just lost Bill's camera. - Oh, shit. 541 00:45:49,788 --> 00:45:52,457 He must've dropped it. Fucking idiot. 542 00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:54,125 Find another view quickly, please. 543 00:45:54,334 --> 00:45:56,002 Freddie, relax. 544 00:45:56,211 --> 00:45:58,004 I think this is going really well. 545 00:45:58,213 --> 00:46:00,006 - Really, baby? - Yes. 546 00:46:00,215 --> 00:46:01,675 We are doing our thing. 547 00:46:01,883 --> 00:46:02,842 OK. 548 00:46:03,051 --> 00:46:05,262 To Dangertainment. 549 00:46:05,470 --> 00:46:08,265 Salud. Heh heh heh. 550 00:46:08,473 --> 00:46:12,602 And this must be the bed where he was conceived. 551 00:46:12,811 --> 00:46:14,938 Stop showing off, Jen. 552 00:46:41,506 --> 00:46:42,757 Aaaah! 553 00:46:42,966 --> 00:46:44,301 Aaaah! 554 00:46:44,509 --> 00:46:46,177 Rudy! 555 00:46:46,386 --> 00:46:48,096 - Sara! - Jen, help me! 556 00:46:48,305 --> 00:46:49,389 Are you OK? 557 00:46:51,016 --> 00:46:55,312 Rudy, help. Sara! 558 00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:58,648 Ewww. 559 00:46:58,857 --> 00:47:00,984 - God. - What happened? 560 00:47:01,192 --> 00:47:03,403 What is that thing? 561 00:47:09,284 --> 00:47:13,121 Hey, is this that Michael Myers thing? 562 00:47:13,330 --> 00:47:14,497 Yeah. 563 00:47:14,706 --> 00:47:16,958 A'ight, cool. 564 00:47:18,251 --> 00:47:20,462 Yeah, OK. 565 00:47:30,972 --> 00:47:32,265 What is this? 566 00:47:38,229 --> 00:47:41,441 Oh. Sorry. 567 00:47:41,649 --> 00:47:43,360 Are you? 568 00:47:43,568 --> 00:47:45,737 You're such a Lothario. 569 00:47:45,945 --> 00:47:47,614 Um... 570 00:47:47,822 --> 00:47:50,575 I don't know what that means exactly, but... 571 00:47:50,784 --> 00:47:52,243 Just go with it. 572 00:47:53,995 --> 00:47:56,164 Hold on. I just thought of something. 573 00:47:57,415 --> 00:48:00,251 Hold on? 574 00:48:00,460 --> 00:48:02,337 You've got to be kidding me. 575 00:48:02,545 --> 00:48:05,632 What, are you looking for "Playboys"? 576 00:48:13,723 --> 00:48:15,308 This ain't right. 577 00:48:15,517 --> 00:48:18,937 Well, it's obvious that the boy was subject... 578 00:48:19,145 --> 00:48:22,524 to emotional and physical abuse. 579 00:48:22,732 --> 00:48:25,360 No, I mean all of this. It's not right. 580 00:48:25,568 --> 00:48:27,362 It's too easy. 581 00:48:27,570 --> 00:48:30,448 Why is all this stuff still here? 582 00:48:30,657 --> 00:48:32,909 Answer that, Nancy Drew. 583 00:48:33,118 --> 00:48:35,954 Where's Bill? 584 00:48:36,162 --> 00:48:38,373 He's probably still mad at me. 585 00:48:38,581 --> 00:48:42,919 He's gonna jump out of somewhere and try and scare me. 586 00:48:43,128 --> 00:48:44,504 You watch. 587 00:48:47,465 --> 00:48:49,259 You watch. 588 00:49:13,825 --> 00:49:17,745 Jim? Uh. 589 00:49:29,966 --> 00:49:34,053 You know, if I'm keeping you from something... 590 00:49:34,262 --> 00:49:35,388 just let me know. 591 00:49:35,597 --> 00:49:36,806 Look. 592 00:49:43,646 --> 00:49:46,566 - Voila. - Clever boy. 593 00:49:57,327 --> 00:49:59,204 See, they're looking for clues. 594 00:49:59,412 --> 00:50:02,373 Something that might explain why Michael Myers went bad. 595 00:50:02,582 --> 00:50:04,584 - Oh. - Jeez. 596 00:50:04,792 --> 00:50:06,169 Hey, Scott. What's up? 597 00:50:06,377 --> 00:50:08,671 God, nice costume. 598 00:50:38,326 --> 00:50:39,619 Whoa. 599 00:50:42,830 --> 00:50:46,501 Hey, you think they kept him down here? 600 00:50:46,709 --> 00:50:49,879 Maybe. Look at this. 601 00:50:50,088 --> 00:50:53,925 What? What is it? 602 00:50:54,133 --> 00:50:56,469 It's some sort of weird harness. 603 00:50:56,678 --> 00:51:01,808 This whole place looks like some sort of sadistic playpen. 604 00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:07,397 Ah ha ha. 605 00:51:07,605 --> 00:51:10,525 And you know what that makes me think? 606 00:51:10,733 --> 00:51:11,901 What? 607 00:51:12,110 --> 00:51:15,613 There's definitely no cameras down here. 608 00:51:43,766 --> 00:51:45,310 I could be a camera. 609 00:51:51,316 --> 00:51:52,775 Say something smart. 610 00:51:54,736 --> 00:51:56,654 Existence precedes essence. 611 00:52:03,953 --> 00:52:05,538 God, you are sexy. 612 00:52:27,101 --> 00:52:31,648 Whoa! Oh, shit! 613 00:52:38,905 --> 00:52:40,281 That worked perfectly! 614 00:52:40,490 --> 00:52:43,284 Whoa! That is what I'm talking about. 615 00:52:44,619 --> 00:52:47,413 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! All his victims! 616 00:52:47,622 --> 00:52:50,291 It's a mass grave! 617 00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:51,793 Oh, my God! 618 00:52:56,756 --> 00:52:58,675 Oh, God. 619 00:52:58,883 --> 00:53:01,886 All of his victims. Oh! 620 00:53:03,596 --> 00:53:06,057 Shit. Look at this. 621 00:53:06,265 --> 00:53:08,184 I don't fucking believe this. 622 00:53:08,393 --> 00:53:09,686 What? 623 00:53:09,894 --> 00:53:12,563 Made in fucking Taiwan. 624 00:54:20,965 --> 00:54:23,009 Oh, shit, man! 625 00:54:23,217 --> 00:54:25,136 Charley, where the fuck you been? 626 00:54:25,344 --> 00:54:27,847 We've been lookin' all over this motherfucker for you! 627 00:54:28,055 --> 00:54:30,141 And why the hell are you dressed like me anyway? 628 00:54:30,349 --> 00:54:32,101 I ain't payin' you to be Michael Myers. 629 00:54:32,310 --> 00:54:33,895 I'm playin' Michael Myers! 630 00:54:34,103 --> 00:54:35,521 If them kids come around... 631 00:54:35,730 --> 00:54:37,482 and see us dressed up in the same shit... 632 00:54:37,690 --> 00:54:40,943 you'll ruin the whole effect, God damn it. 633 00:54:41,152 --> 00:54:43,321 What the hell is wrong with you? 634 00:54:43,529 --> 00:54:46,282 What you lookin' at me like that for? 635 00:54:46,491 --> 00:54:48,951 Huh? You don't get it? 636 00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:51,162 Your shit ain't workin' up there? 637 00:54:51,370 --> 00:54:54,373 Take your ass in the back of the garage with Nora. 638 00:54:54,582 --> 00:54:55,708 That's your job. 639 00:54:55,917 --> 00:54:58,461 Go back there with Nora and help her ass out. 640 00:54:58,669 --> 00:54:59,754 Go do your job. 641 00:54:59,962 --> 00:55:03,382 I left the back door unlocked for your ass... 642 00:55:03,591 --> 00:55:06,385 to go out the back into the garage. 643 00:55:06,594 --> 00:55:07,637 That's what I did. 644 00:55:07,845 --> 00:55:10,473 You need to get the hell outta here. 645 00:55:10,681 --> 00:55:12,475 Go on, scoot! Skedaddle! 646 00:55:12,683 --> 00:55:14,685 Get the fuck out of Dodge! 647 00:55:21,859 --> 00:55:24,904 God damn. What the hell's somebody gotta do... 648 00:55:25,112 --> 00:55:27,323 to get a little decent help up in this motherfucker? 649 00:55:27,532 --> 00:55:29,617 God damn it. Come on. 650 00:55:29,826 --> 00:55:32,078 Let's go find Freddie. 651 00:55:35,998 --> 00:55:37,917 This is bullshit. 652 00:55:54,767 --> 00:55:56,185 Hey, Jim? 653 00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:01,524 You gotta see this. 654 00:56:49,405 --> 00:56:51,782 Gross. 655 00:56:56,078 --> 00:56:57,705 Hey, Freddie. 656 00:56:57,914 --> 00:57:00,291 Is this all part of the setup? 657 00:57:16,307 --> 00:57:19,560 "Laurie Strode, sister of Michael Myers... 658 00:57:19,769 --> 00:57:22,313 "survives Halloween night massacre." 659 00:57:33,991 --> 00:57:36,786 Heh. Nice prop. 660 00:57:38,371 --> 00:57:39,538 Aah! 661 00:57:41,207 --> 00:57:42,291 Oh, my God! 662 00:57:44,585 --> 00:57:47,672 Oh, my God! 663 00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:50,007 Is anybody else seeing this? 664 00:57:52,927 --> 00:57:54,345 Jim? 665 00:57:59,141 --> 00:58:00,518 Aaah! 666 00:58:02,061 --> 00:58:03,312 Aaah! 667 00:58:06,023 --> 00:58:07,483 Aah! Oh, my God! 668 00:58:07,692 --> 00:58:09,193 No! 669 00:58:15,032 --> 00:58:17,451 Help! Somebody! 670 00:58:17,660 --> 00:58:20,162 Someone help! Oh, my God! 671 00:58:20,371 --> 00:58:23,499 This isn't funny anymore! 672 00:58:25,251 --> 00:58:28,629 Help me! Somebody help! 673 00:58:28,838 --> 00:58:29,880 This is not funny! 674 00:58:35,261 --> 00:58:37,054 Oh, my God! 675 00:58:37,263 --> 00:58:39,724 Stay away from me! Aah! 676 00:58:40,850 --> 00:58:44,478 Aah! Aah! 677 00:58:44,687 --> 00:58:46,605 Aah! 678 00:58:50,818 --> 00:58:52,236 Aah! 679 00:59:18,596 --> 00:59:20,181 That was so fake. 680 00:59:20,389 --> 00:59:21,932 No, no, wait. Wait, you guys. 681 00:59:22,141 --> 00:59:25,311 That really happened. She was just killed. 682 00:59:27,813 --> 00:59:29,774 Man, you're gullible. 683 00:59:29,982 --> 00:59:31,358 Get outta here. 684 00:59:40,201 --> 00:59:42,078 It's a good thing there's no cameras in here. 685 00:59:44,622 --> 00:59:46,540 We're wearing cameras. 686 00:59:50,669 --> 00:59:51,796 Whoosh. 687 01:00:23,119 --> 01:00:24,495 Aaaah! 688 01:00:24,703 --> 01:00:26,747 Michael's here! 689 01:00:26,956 --> 01:00:28,874 I saw him! He's in the house! 690 01:00:29,083 --> 01:00:30,584 He's here! 691 01:00:31,877 --> 01:00:33,003 Oh, my God. 692 01:00:33,212 --> 01:00:35,506 What's going on? What you talking about here? 693 01:00:35,714 --> 01:00:36,841 Don't do this, girl. 694 01:00:37,049 --> 01:00:38,801 You're bringing me down on this beautiful evening. 695 01:00:39,009 --> 01:00:41,387 There's nobody here. You're just bugging out again. 696 01:00:41,595 --> 01:00:42,680 It's not funny, OK? 697 01:00:42,888 --> 01:00:45,307 - Stop it, OK? - He's down in that room. 698 01:00:45,516 --> 01:00:49,270 There is one, two, three, four, five, six people in the house. 699 01:00:49,478 --> 01:00:51,480 There's no Michael Myers here. There's nobody. 700 01:00:51,689 --> 01:00:54,108 Listen, I saw him right over there. 701 01:00:54,316 --> 01:00:56,443 He's in here? Ooh. Michael Myers. 702 01:00:56,652 --> 01:00:57,611 Where's Michael Myers? 703 01:00:57,820 --> 01:00:59,572 Michael Myers! I don't see nothing. 704 01:00:59,780 --> 01:01:02,283 - He was in here. - You're bringing me down. 705 01:01:02,491 --> 01:01:04,493 Rudy, I saw--Aaaah! 706 01:01:04,702 --> 01:01:06,287 Rudy! 707 01:01:06,495 --> 01:01:09,373 Uhh! Uhh! 708 01:01:09,582 --> 01:01:11,208 - Fucker! - Whoa, whoa! 709 01:01:11,417 --> 01:01:13,752 Turn off the cameras! 710 01:01:13,961 --> 01:01:16,213 - Get it back online. - What's wrong? 711 01:01:16,422 --> 01:01:17,882 Cut to a different camera angle. 712 01:01:18,090 --> 01:01:21,635 It's me. Freddie. 713 01:01:21,844 --> 01:01:24,180 Freddie. What the fuck are you doing? 714 01:01:24,388 --> 01:01:25,848 Damn, man, you hit me... 715 01:01:26,056 --> 01:01:28,642 like I murdered your fuckin' mother. 716 01:01:28,851 --> 01:01:30,269 Relax, man. 717 01:01:30,477 --> 01:01:32,688 I'm only tryin' to give America a good show. 718 01:01:32,897 --> 01:01:35,524 So none of this shit is real, right? 719 01:01:35,733 --> 01:01:36,901 Like the furniture... 720 01:01:37,109 --> 01:01:39,153 the photos, all the fucked up toys? 721 01:01:39,361 --> 01:01:41,030 It's all fake. We've been set up. 722 01:01:41,238 --> 01:01:43,240 You knew you didn't have a show anyone would watch... 723 01:01:43,449 --> 01:01:45,784 so you set us all up at our fucking expense, huh? 724 01:01:45,993 --> 01:01:47,828 What expense are you talkin' about? 725 01:01:48,037 --> 01:01:50,581 You ain't contributed a dime to settin' up this shit. 726 01:01:50,789 --> 01:01:53,209 Besides, don't nobody want to see any of y'all... 727 01:01:53,417 --> 01:01:55,002 runnin' around no empty house... 728 01:01:55,211 --> 01:01:57,546 possibly comin' up with nothing any-damn-way. 729 01:01:57,755 --> 01:01:59,924 America don't like reality, first of all. 730 01:02:00,132 --> 01:02:03,135 Second of all, they think that shit is boring. 731 01:02:03,344 --> 01:02:05,471 They want a little razzle-dazzle... 732 01:02:05,679 --> 01:02:08,432 a little pizazz, a little thrill in their life. 733 01:02:08,641 --> 01:02:10,309 And us being the ones that give it to 'em-- 734 01:02:10,517 --> 01:02:12,353 I don't see nothin' wrong with that. 735 01:02:12,561 --> 01:02:14,521 I so did not sign up for this. 736 01:02:14,730 --> 01:02:16,857 Y'all need to do me a favor, all right? 737 01:02:17,066 --> 01:02:20,319 Go along with this shit. Don't blow it. Not now. 738 01:02:20,527 --> 01:02:22,488 You really have no idea... 739 01:02:22,696 --> 01:02:24,365 of how nicely I worked things out... 740 01:02:24,573 --> 01:02:26,033 so that we all can receive... 741 01:02:26,242 --> 01:02:29,286 somewhat of a robust back end when this shit is all over. 742 01:02:29,495 --> 01:02:31,872 I don't know what you want to do about your share... 743 01:02:32,081 --> 01:02:33,832 but please don't fuck it up for me. 744 01:02:34,041 --> 01:02:36,001 I want my money, a'ight? 745 01:02:36,210 --> 01:02:38,963 Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to go... 746 01:02:39,171 --> 01:02:41,298 scare the shit out of some more of these motherfuckers... 747 01:02:41,507 --> 01:02:44,176 so, I'm gonna get it crackin'. 748 01:02:44,385 --> 01:02:46,595 Y'all do what the fuck y'all gotta do. 749 01:02:46,804 --> 01:02:49,223 See y'all. Ha ha ha ha! 750 01:02:49,431 --> 01:02:51,809 - All right. - We have it. 751 01:02:52,017 --> 01:02:54,186 - Turn up the sound. - Where'd everybody go? 752 01:02:56,230 --> 01:03:02,069 (coughing) 753 01:03:16,292 --> 01:03:17,543 Ohh. 754 01:03:19,169 --> 01:03:20,546 There you are, Bill. 755 01:03:20,754 --> 01:03:23,299 So what do you guys want to do? 756 01:03:23,507 --> 01:03:26,468 I don't know. I could use the money. 757 01:03:26,677 --> 01:03:29,888 No. Fuck that. I'm out. 758 01:03:30,097 --> 01:03:31,390 Me too. I quit. 759 01:03:36,228 --> 01:03:37,396 Boo! 760 01:03:41,942 --> 01:03:43,986 She must be going for the first internet Emmy. 761 01:03:46,697 --> 01:03:47,990 You can't scare us, Jen. 762 01:03:48,198 --> 01:03:49,408 You're gonna have to do better than that. 763 01:03:56,665 --> 01:03:57,916 You too, Freddie. 764 01:04:01,253 --> 01:04:05,215 Aaaaaaah! 765 01:04:15,517 --> 01:04:17,603 - Eww! - How'd they do that? 766 01:04:17,811 --> 01:04:20,647 - It's all digital effects. - No, it isn't! 767 01:04:22,274 --> 01:04:23,359 Hello. 911? 768 01:04:26,195 --> 01:04:28,322 Oh, my God. 769 01:04:32,451 --> 01:04:34,995 - It's locked! - Fuck. 770 01:04:35,204 --> 01:04:37,706 Go in there! Go in there now! 771 01:04:57,351 --> 01:04:59,686 Jim, run! Run! 772 01:04:59,895 --> 01:05:01,438 Ah! 773 01:05:01,647 --> 01:05:04,566 Oh! Aah! 774 01:05:13,617 --> 01:05:15,619 Uhh. 775 01:05:35,556 --> 01:05:39,059 Hey, Michael! Yeah, I'm talking to you. 776 01:05:39,268 --> 01:05:41,145 You want a piece of me? 777 01:05:58,495 --> 01:06:01,206 You should try a little less protein in your diet. 778 01:06:01,415 --> 01:06:03,459 Control some of that aggression, huh? 779 01:06:22,519 --> 01:06:23,604 Want some of this, huh? 780 01:06:25,147 --> 01:06:27,232 I know what 911 is for! 781 01:06:27,441 --> 01:06:29,401 This is an emergency. It's not a hoax. 782 01:06:32,488 --> 01:06:34,907 Motherfucker, come on. Trying to fucking kill me? 783 01:06:35,115 --> 01:06:37,534 Come on! You like sushi, motherfucker?! 784 01:06:37,743 --> 01:06:40,746 You gonna fucking kill me? 785 01:06:40,954 --> 01:06:42,080 Oh, shit. 786 01:07:38,554 --> 01:07:40,180 Somebody... 787 01:07:40,389 --> 01:07:42,099 somebody out there, please help us. 788 01:07:42,307 --> 01:07:44,810 Somebody, please help us. 789 01:07:45,018 --> 01:07:47,896 She really is a very talented actress. 790 01:08:01,702 --> 01:08:03,412 Deckard. 791 01:08:03,620 --> 01:08:05,872 Deckard, if you're there, please let me know. 792 01:08:07,207 --> 01:08:09,668 Who's Deckard? Myles is Deckard. 793 01:08:09,876 --> 01:08:10,919 What do you mean? 794 01:08:16,675 --> 01:08:21,138 Deckard, he's killing all of us. 795 01:08:21,346 --> 01:08:22,514 He's killing us. 796 01:08:22,723 --> 01:08:23,724 There he is! Upper right! 797 01:08:23,932 --> 01:08:26,059 - Zoom in! - Go to the other camera. 798 01:08:26,268 --> 01:08:27,603 Tell her he's coming up the stairs. 799 01:08:27,811 --> 01:08:30,564 This isn't funny anymore! Do something! 800 01:08:49,833 --> 01:08:50,959 Aah! 801 01:08:53,503 --> 01:08:56,465 - He heard her! - Oh, my God. 802 01:08:58,884 --> 01:09:00,677 He's at the door! 803 01:09:00,886 --> 01:09:02,387 Get her out! 804 01:09:34,670 --> 01:09:36,672 Oh, my God. 805 01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:38,840 - No! - It's too high! 806 01:09:51,770 --> 01:09:52,854 No! 807 01:10:00,821 --> 01:10:01,905 Aaah! 808 01:10:13,291 --> 01:10:15,085 I can't see you! 809 01:10:26,847 --> 01:10:29,891 Deckard, where is he? 810 01:10:53,373 --> 01:10:54,416 Tell her to go! 811 01:10:54,624 --> 01:10:56,585 - Now's her chance. - Come on, go! 812 01:11:42,047 --> 01:11:45,592 My God. Everybody's dead. 813 01:11:45,801 --> 01:11:48,136 Where is he? 814 01:11:48,345 --> 01:11:50,180 I don't know. 815 01:11:50,388 --> 01:11:54,226 We got to get the fuck outta here now. 816 01:11:54,434 --> 01:11:55,977 Come on. Let's go. 817 01:12:15,747 --> 01:12:17,666 Oh, shit. 818 01:12:17,874 --> 01:12:19,626 Aaah! 819 01:12:33,974 --> 01:12:36,518 So, you want to be on Dangertainment? 820 01:12:38,144 --> 01:12:40,522 Let's see what you got. 821 01:12:40,730 --> 01:12:42,315 Waau--hyah! 822 01:12:48,780 --> 01:12:50,156 Hvah! 823 01:13:02,586 --> 01:13:04,504 Aah! 824 01:13:06,506 --> 01:13:07,799 Yo, Mike, come see me. 825 01:13:08,008 --> 01:13:11,303 Michael, come and see me! Look at me! 826 01:13:15,932 --> 01:13:18,435 You wanna fuck with me, huh? 827 01:13:18,643 --> 01:13:20,437 You motherfucker. 828 01:13:20,645 --> 01:13:22,147 Haaa-yah! 829 01:13:55,388 --> 01:13:58,892 Let's get outta here. Come on. 830 01:13:59,100 --> 01:14:00,727 You all right? 831 01:14:00,936 --> 01:14:03,688 I saw his room. 832 01:14:03,897 --> 01:14:06,483 He's been living underneath this fucking house... 833 01:14:06,691 --> 01:14:08,151 for who knows how long. 834 01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:10,111 Probably the last 20 years. 835 01:14:10,320 --> 01:14:11,529 Come on. 836 01:14:15,075 --> 01:14:18,578 I swear on my soul... 837 01:14:18,787 --> 01:14:21,039 I had no idea. 838 01:14:21,247 --> 01:14:23,083 I swear. 839 01:14:28,421 --> 01:14:31,633 Aw, shit. 840 01:14:31,841 --> 01:14:33,718 Come on. Let's go. 841 01:14:36,972 --> 01:14:39,516 Oh, my God. He cut the cable. 842 01:14:39,724 --> 01:14:42,227 Where the fuck is he? 843 01:14:44,062 --> 01:14:45,647 This is bad. 844 01:14:47,399 --> 01:14:51,611 Deckard, where is he? 845 01:15:01,162 --> 01:15:03,915 ' No! ' Run! Oh! 846 01:15:17,470 --> 01:15:19,681 Aah! 847 01:15:23,268 --> 01:15:24,519 No. 848 01:16:10,356 --> 01:16:12,275 Uhh. 849 01:16:15,236 --> 01:16:17,155 Oh, no. 850 01:16:42,806 --> 01:16:44,599 Aaaah! 851 01:16:45,725 --> 01:16:47,477 Uhh! 852 01:17:09,290 --> 01:17:11,000 Aah! 853 01:17:11,209 --> 01:17:12,961 Aah! 854 01:17:25,557 --> 01:17:27,642 Uhh. 855 01:18:19,736 --> 01:18:21,196 You bastard! 856 01:18:21,404 --> 01:18:23,615 This is for Jen! 857 01:18:25,658 --> 01:18:26,743 This is for Rudy! 858 01:18:30,163 --> 01:18:32,207 For all of them! 859 01:18:44,385 --> 01:18:45,637 Oh, shit. 860 01:18:51,142 --> 01:18:52,268 Aah! 861 01:18:57,440 --> 01:18:59,651 Aah! 862 01:20:06,634 --> 01:20:09,846 Trick or treat, motherfucker. 863 01:20:12,932 --> 01:20:14,475 Aaaah! 864 01:20:26,571 --> 01:20:27,655 No! 865 01:20:28,865 --> 01:20:30,325 No! 866 01:20:30,533 --> 01:20:31,617 Aah! 867 01:20:48,343 --> 01:20:49,886 Uhh! 868 01:20:50,094 --> 01:20:51,095 Aaah! 869 01:20:51,304 --> 01:20:52,805 Ohh! 870 01:21:06,069 --> 01:21:09,739 Burn, motherfucker! Burn! 871 01:21:11,574 --> 01:21:13,493 Sara! 872 01:21:15,828 --> 01:21:17,372 Come on, come on! 873 01:21:17,580 --> 01:21:18,664 Uhh! 874 01:21:18,873 --> 01:21:22,210 Hey, Mikey! Happy fucking Halloween! 875 01:22:12,135 --> 01:22:14,804 Sara'? Sara Meyer'? 876 01:22:15,012 --> 01:22:17,807 - Sara? - Can we get a statement? 877 01:22:18,015 --> 01:22:19,392 Hey, we can go live now. 878 01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:21,644 What happened with Michael Myers? 879 01:22:21,853 --> 01:22:25,231 Thank you, Deckard. You saved my life. 880 01:22:33,739 --> 01:22:35,575 What's it feel like to be a hero, Sara? 881 01:22:35,783 --> 01:22:37,368 How does it feel now that it's all over? 882 01:22:37,577 --> 01:22:39,328 What makes you so sure it's over? 883 01:22:39,537 --> 01:22:40,621 Excuse me. 884 01:22:40,830 --> 01:22:42,874 - Watch the camera! - No more cameras! 885 01:22:43,082 --> 01:22:45,501 Dangertainment is off the air. 886 01:22:45,710 --> 01:22:47,378 Why don't y'all show some respect? 887 01:22:47,587 --> 01:22:49,338 Mr. Harris, would you like to make a statement? 888 01:22:49,547 --> 01:22:51,174 What can you tell us about Michael Myers? 889 01:22:51,382 --> 01:22:53,843 Michael Myers is not a sound bite... 890 01:22:54,051 --> 01:22:58,514 a spin-off, a tie-in, some celebrity scandal. 891 01:22:58,723 --> 01:23:03,769 Michael Myers is a killer shark in baggy-ass overalls... 892 01:23:03,978 --> 01:23:05,605 that gets his kicks off of killing... 893 01:23:05,813 --> 01:23:08,149 everything and everyone that he comes across. 894 01:23:08,357 --> 01:23:10,151 That's all. 895 01:23:10,359 --> 01:23:12,612 We're done dancing for these cameras. 896 01:23:12,820 --> 01:23:14,155 Let's get outta here, Sara. 897 01:23:14,363 --> 01:23:17,074 But how are you feeling right now? 898 01:23:17,283 --> 01:23:18,951 Heh. 899 01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:20,244 How am I feelin' now? 900 01:23:20,453 --> 01:23:23,039 You wanna know how I'm feelin' right now? 901 01:23:23,247 --> 01:23:24,373 Feel this! 902 01:23:24,582 --> 01:23:26,667 My camera! 903 01:23:36,928 --> 01:23:38,262 That's him, isn't it? 904 01:23:38,471 --> 01:23:40,389 I want to see his face. 905 01:23:40,598 --> 01:23:45,478 I want to warn you, ma'am, it's not a pretty sight. 906 01:23:48,356 --> 01:23:50,733 All right. 907 01:23:59,825 --> 01:24:01,035 Come on, back it off. Let's go. 908 01:24:01,244 --> 01:24:02,370 Wow. 909 01:24:02,578 --> 01:24:04,997 You're lookin' a little crispy over there, Mikey. 910 01:24:05,206 --> 01:24:07,833 Like some chicken-fried motherfucker. 911 01:24:08,042 --> 01:24:12,630 Well, may he never, ever rest in peace. 912 01:24:22,640 --> 01:24:24,600 Hey, how's it going? 913 01:24:24,809 --> 01:24:26,519 You've gotta be kidding me. 914 01:24:26,727 --> 01:24:27,979 Another one? 915 01:24:28,187 --> 01:24:29,480 It's your lucky night. 916 01:24:29,689 --> 01:24:30,898 You got a celebrity. 917 01:24:31,107 --> 01:24:33,985 Ooh, let me get my autograph book. 918 01:24:34,193 --> 01:24:37,280 I'm not kidding. It's Michael Myers. 919 01:24:37,488 --> 01:24:38,573 What? 920 01:24:42,285 --> 01:24:44,579 Get me a copy of that autograph. 921 01:24:44,787 --> 01:24:46,080 - Yeah, sure. - Ha ha! 922 01:24:46,289 --> 01:24:47,707 It's cracking me up.