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You've heard of the tunnel.
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The one we all go through
sooner or later.
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At the end, there's a door.
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And waiting for you on
the other side of that door...
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is either heaven...
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or hell.
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This is that door.
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Why is this patient
in lockdown?
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They didn't tell you
about Laurie Strode?
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No.
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You must have heard of her.
Sister of Michael Myers?
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Michael Myers,
the serial killer?
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Well, you'll hear
all the gossip soon enough.
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For now, let's just get--
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No, no, no, wait.
Tell me about her.
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She decapitated a man.
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Aah!
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Oh, my God. Why?
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Halloween.
Three years ago.
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Twenty years after
the first murders...
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her brother finally found her.
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Tracked her down to the school
where she was working.
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There were several murders.
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Lots of confusion.
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Guys, over here!
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Oh, my God.
She killed the wrong person.
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Unh!
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Father of three.
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Why didn't the paramedic
say something?
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His larynx had been crushed.
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Don't let on you know.
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Hello, Miss Strode.
Did you enjoy your dinner?
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She hasn't said a word in years.
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Extreme disassociative disorder.
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The doctors think
she's a suicide threat.
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They found her up
on the roof more than once.
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Must be the guilt.
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Now all she does
is stare out that window.
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God knows
what she sees out there.
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Hello?
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Anyone out there?
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Boooo!
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- Holy shit!
- Ha ha ha!
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Harold, are you trying
to give me a heart attack?
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No.
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How the hell
did you get out again?
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And who are you
supposed to be today?
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Oh. John Wayne Gacy.
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Born in Chicago, Illinois,
on March 17, 1942.
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Come on, big guy-
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Killed 33 people.
Buried them under his house.
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I know, Harold.
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- He was executed on May 7- -
- I know, Harold.
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Willie, I'm not trying
to criticize your work...
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but if you put Harold
in his room...
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how come I see him
in the basement?
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I--But just
two seconds ago, he was--
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Come on. Let's go get him.
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How many times
do I have to tell you?
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You gotta be sure
what you're doing.
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Willie?
What are you doing?
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I skipped dinner.
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- Hurry up.
- OK.
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Harold?
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Harold,
what are you doing down here?
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What's gotten into you?
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(Screaming)
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Aah! Aah!
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Aah! Unh!
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Aah!
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Hmm. Ted Bundy.
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Born November 24, 19...
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Hello, Michael.
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I knew you'd come for me
sooner or later.
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What took you so long?
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You failed, Michael.
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You want to know why?
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Because I'm not afraid of you.
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But what about you?
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Are you afraid of me?
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Are you afraid to die, Michael?
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I just have to be sure.
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Unh! Unh!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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I'll see you in hell.
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Michael Myers.
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Born October 19, 1957.
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Killed his older sister,
October 31, 1963.
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Killed 3 high school students,
October 31, 1978.
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Also killed three nurses
and a paramedic, same night.
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Was believed to be dead,
then killed four students...
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Hillcrest Academy, 1998.
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Has been missing, unheard of,
last three years.
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Now he's back.
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Carl Jung tells us...
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that the human psyche contains
a figment of ourselves
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that even the collective
unconscious denies.
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Good morning, Paul.
It's nice to see you in class.
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Am I keeping you UP?
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Alright. What do I
mean by all this, people?
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I mean that inside all of us...
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there lurks a dark,
malevolent figure.
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A kind of boogeyman,
if you will...
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that Jung called what?
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Come on, stick with me, people.
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Take that Kierkegaardian
leap of faith.
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Jung said we must
face down our fears
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and face up to the figure
he called...what?
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- The shadow.
- The shadow.
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Yes, Sara, very good.
Thank you.
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I'm glad somebody was awake.
Wow, what a class.
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Hey, Sara!
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Sara, wait up!
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I've been looking for you
everywhere.
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Guess what?
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Uh-uh. What did you
sign us up for this time?
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Eee, ha ha!
We gotta find Rudy. Come on.
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Hey, Rudy.
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Don't distract me.
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I can't help myself.
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I am distracting.
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Have you checked your email?
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No.
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Why?
Did you send me something?
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We're in!
They picked all three of us!
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- What? Are you serious?
- Uh- huh!
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Oh, God! Yes!
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All right. That is all good.
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This isn't one of
your little jokes, is it?
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No, but Sara doesn't want to go.
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I might go.
I just haven't decided yet.
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No, no, no.
That is unacceptable.
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It is unacceptable.
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We're gonna be bigger
than "The 0sbournes."
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We're gonna be large.
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Look, every time I let you two
talk me into something I live to regret it.
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Listen, without me,
you would die of boredom.
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Us! Without us,
you would die of boredom.
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Whatever.
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Are you sure they're not
just putting us in some house...
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with hidden cameras
in the shower?
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No.
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It's like we're investigative reporters
searching a crime scene.
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And look at the scholarship.
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Yeah.
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Besides that, thousands of people
are going to see my fa-
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our face.
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Don't do it.
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That's the house
where it all started.
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He walked its hallways,
hid in its closets.
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Dreamed in its bedrooms.
Helped his mother in the kitchen.
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Watched TV in the living room
with his dad.
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Played in his sister's bedroom.
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Then one day,
he picked up a knife...
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and he never put it down again.
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(singing)
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That guy's fucking weird.
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Don't pay any attention to him.
He's just trying to scare us.
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I just need to send
a quick email.
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"Deckard...
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"you'll never believe
what I got myself into."
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Deckard? Who's Deckard?
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Oh, it's my screen name.
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Sara needed some tech support
setting up her offline reader...
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so I, uh...
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You told her you're
a graduate student?
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- Graduate of what, junior high?
- Shut up, all right?
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We talk every day. I don't know.
It's kind of like we're dating.
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She's never even seen you...
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and Yahoo chat rooms
do not count.
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Yes, they do count.
Did you know in the old days...
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knights used to spend
their entire lives...
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courting ladies that
they would never even touch?
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They would just send
each other sonnets and stuff.
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That's before
internet porn, man.
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Whatever.
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Now what are you doing?
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Just give me a second, all right?
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I hope Sara shows up
wearing something acceptable.
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I mean, she can't still be mad at us
for the last time we got her in something.
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Here she is. Hey!
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OK, everybody listen up!
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Sara, um, are you gonna wear this?
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'Cause I thought I told you
we were gonna be on camera.
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OK. I'd like to start this off
by saying the search is over.
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You six have been selected
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to explore
America's worst nightmare--
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tomorrow night, Halloween...
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live, in front of the whole
entire internet universe.
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You six will enter
the birthplace of evil
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in its purest form--
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the childhood home of our
most brutal mass murderer...
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Michael Myers.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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So, what do you hope to find
in the house tomorrow night?
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My way into
network broadcasting.
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PM'.!
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I just want to say
that Michael Myers
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is not just
a man behind a mask.
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He's a legend.
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I'm interested
in how Michael Myers
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embodies the politics of violence
embedded in pop mythology.
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Never underestimate
the effect of a poor diet.
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Too much protein, not enough
zinc, next thing you know
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you're cutting up bodies
in your bathtub.
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00:23:07,427 --> 00:23:09,888
Look at Hitler.
He was a vegetarian.
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The brother was
seriously malnourished.
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You don't have to go far
to find Michael Myers.
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He is the great white shark
of our unconscious.
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He is the dark-eyed
child of our spirits.
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He's every murderous
impulse we've ever had.
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He's the little voice
that whispers to us
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to strangle the old lady taking
too long at the checkout counter.
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Get to know him, baby.
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He's you.
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Tell us, Sara, why do
ordinary people turn to murder?
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Well, I, um...
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I think it has something
to do with upbringing.
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Aah!
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Damn! That girl can sing.
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That's what
I'm looking for. Ooh.
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Ha! Hunh!
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"van!
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Get his ass! Get his ass!
Get his ass!
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Who's better than Wat Chun Lee?
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Whoopin' everybody ass
while he's smokin' a cigarette.
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(knock on door)
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Oh, shit. Who's knockin'
on my door this late?
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Whoever this is
is distracting me
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from seeing Wat Chun Lee
whoop some ass.
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Sara? Ooh.
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Sara, what are you doing here?
It's late.
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I'm dropping out.
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What?
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I'm sorry.
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It's just I'm so freaked out
I can't even sleep.
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Slow down, slow down.
What's the problem?
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Can't you see
I'm not like the others?
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I know you're not
like the others.
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You know you're
not like the others.
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The others ain't nothin'
but a bunch...
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of smart-ass, wise-crackin',
posin' wannabes.
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You are the real deal.
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Every existing element
about you...
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is what the internet audience
really wants.
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I don't want to be famous.
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What do you mean
you don't want to be famous?
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That's the American dream.
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I think I'm just scared.
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It's OK to be scared.
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Being scared is good.
Fear is good.
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Fear motivates.
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Fear gives you
the feeling of being alive.
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Fear makes me want to throw up.
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Trust me, please.
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00:25:21,227 --> 00:25:22,937
When it's all said and done,
at the end of the day,
260
00:25:23,146 --> 00:25:25,481
you'll be surprised of
how much you surprise yourself.
261
00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:28,234
I'm sorry to bother you.
I just--
262
00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:30,862
It's OK. Do me a favor.
Sleep on it.
263
00:25:31,070 --> 00:25:33,865
We'll talk about it tomorrow.
You can sweat it tonight, man.
264
00:25:34,073 --> 00:25:36,534
Now take your tail on outta here
and go to bed.
265
00:25:38,619 --> 00:25:41,873
OI' Freddie boy, damn, you good.
266
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,667
Shit you come up with
off the top of your head, boy.
267
00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:48,504
Why don't you just
pat yourself on your back?
268
00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:50,923
Oh, Wat Chun Lee! Oh!
269
00:26:01,976 --> 00:26:03,227
Now, are you coming out soon
270
00:26:03,436 --> 00:26:04,896
or are you planning on subletting?
271
00:26:06,522 --> 00:26:10,735
Mmm! Sexy girl! Ha ha!
272
00:26:10,943 --> 00:26:12,862
Don't you think
it's a bit too revealing?
273
00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:16,115
I think it's perfectly revealing.
274
00:26:16,324 --> 00:26:17,366
Aah!
275
00:26:18,868 --> 00:26:20,036
What?
276
00:26:21,329 --> 00:26:23,081
Are you OK?
277
00:26:23,289 --> 00:26:25,458
Did you see the
boogeyman or something?
278
00:26:25,666 --> 00:26:29,295
The boogeyman?
How very Jungian.
279
00:26:29,504 --> 00:26:32,924
Dr. Mixter's class?
I'm taking that course, too.
280
00:26:33,132 --> 00:26:35,009
I hope they have this in black.
281
00:26:35,218 --> 00:26:38,304
- Thrift stores.
- Oh, how marvelous, darling.
282
00:26:38,513 --> 00:26:41,557
Ahh, there she is.
283
00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:43,935
Oh, my God,
you've been pussy-whipped.
284
00:26:44,143 --> 00:26:47,313
What's worse,
you've been cyber-whipped.
285
00:26:47,522 --> 00:26:48,940
By the way,
where's your costume?
286
00:26:49,148 --> 00:26:51,526
I can't go out tonight.
287
00:26:51,734 --> 00:26:53,528
I promised Sara
I would watch her first episode.
288
00:26:53,736 --> 00:26:55,238
She's really nervous about it.
289
00:26:55,446 --> 00:26:59,784
No, Mickey Stern's party
is tonight, and you know that.
290
00:26:59,992 --> 00:27:02,995
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, man.
I guess I forgot.
291
00:27:03,204 --> 00:27:05,748
Forgot?
Do you have any idea
292
00:27:05,957 --> 00:27:07,667
what it means for
two freshmen to get invited?
293
00:27:07,875 --> 00:27:09,210
It's like never happened before!
294
00:27:09,418 --> 00:27:10,419
Your sister invited us
295
00:27:10,628 --> 00:27:12,547
so you wouldn't tell
your mother about her tattoo.
296
00:27:12,755 --> 00:27:15,133
OK. That's besides the point,
Myles Barton.
297
00:27:15,341 --> 00:27:17,969
You can sit here in your little
dream fantasy world...
298
00:27:18,177 --> 00:27:20,972
or you can come with me
to this party
299
00:27:21,180 --> 00:27:22,807
and learn to walk like a man.
300
00:27:23,015 --> 00:27:24,892
What's it gonna be?
301
00:27:27,562 --> 00:27:28,980
All right, let's go.
302
00:27:29,188 --> 00:27:32,233
Ahh, chat room romance?
303
00:27:32,441 --> 00:27:34,152
He's just a friend.
304
00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:36,863
He's probably fifty and bald,
with a bad toupee.
305
00:27:37,071 --> 00:27:42,034
- Jen.
- He probably collects human skin.
306
00:27:42,243 --> 00:27:43,786
Give me a break, Jen.
307
00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:45,454
OK, everybody listen up.
308
00:27:45,663 --> 00:27:47,290
Now, I'd like to start off by saying
309
00:27:47,498 --> 00:27:49,083
the home that
you will be entering tonight
310
00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:50,710
has been rigged up
with several cameras
311
00:27:50,918 --> 00:27:52,003
but for the most part
312
00:27:52,211 --> 00:27:55,965
the audience will see
only what you see.
313
00:27:56,132 --> 00:27:57,550
See these cameras right here?
314
00:27:57,758 --> 00:28:00,136
I kinda like these cameras.
315
00:28:00,344 --> 00:28:03,681
They can pretty much be
clipped on to anything.
316
00:28:03,890 --> 00:28:06,893
A hat, shirt collar,
your coat collar.
317
00:28:08,644 --> 00:28:10,605
The viewers
can pretty much control
318
00:28:10,813 --> 00:28:11,856
what they want to watch
319
00:28:12,064 --> 00:28:14,317
switch around
from camera to camera
320
00:28:14,525 --> 00:28:17,111
depending on what seems to be
the most intriguing to them.
321
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:20,364
So if you guys want
to be stars for the night...
322
00:28:20,573 --> 00:28:23,367
I suggest you do something
that is very interesting.
323
00:28:23,576 --> 00:28:25,578
So that it's worth the
while of the viewers
324
00:28:25,786 --> 00:28:29,165
to want to keep
their cameras on you.
325
00:28:29,373 --> 00:28:31,667
Cameras are so phallic.
326
00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:33,961
Is that good or bad?
327
00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:35,546
Depends who's watching.
328
00:28:35,755 --> 00:28:38,341
(Pop music playing)
329
00:28:55,191 --> 00:28:59,403
Hey, Orson Welles,
pick a placement and move on.
330
00:29:01,656 --> 00:29:05,618
Look, low angles: Scary.
331
00:29:05,826 --> 00:29:08,412
High angles: Scary.
332
00:29:08,621 --> 00:29:12,166
Medium angles: Boring.
333
00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:15,127
I bet you learned that shooting all
those weddings and bar mitzvahs.
334
00:29:15,336 --> 00:29:16,587
Hey, he!!!
335
00:29:16,796 --> 00:29:20,549
I went to Long Beach State.
Same as Spielberg.
336
00:29:20,758 --> 00:29:22,718
Look Charley,
we're on a schedule here, OK.
337
00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:25,054
Just tell Max to rig a camera
in the sister's room all right?
338
00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:28,224
Max is back at the hotel
helping Freddie.
339
00:29:28,432 --> 00:29:30,393
OK.
340
00:29:30,601 --> 00:29:35,189
(Music continues)
341
00:30:58,105 --> 00:30:59,857
Freddie!
342
00:31:00,066 --> 00:31:02,193
Baby, calm down.
It's all good. Just relax.
343
00:31:02,401 --> 00:31:04,403
I got it all under control.
344
00:31:05,988 --> 00:31:08,532
There was this Firebird
parked right in front of the house.
345
00:31:08,741 --> 00:31:10,993
Like, just totally about to ruin
the establishing shot...
346
00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:13,329
but I called a tow truck.
347
00:31:13,537 --> 00:31:15,039
Yep, it's on its way.
348
00:31:15,247 --> 00:31:17,583
All righty. Bye.
349
00:31:21,462 --> 00:31:25,091
Look at you, Charley.
That's a nice angle, boy.
350
00:31:28,803 --> 00:31:30,471
Look, there he is now.
351
00:31:30,679 --> 00:31:32,681
All right, here we go.
352
00:31:32,890 --> 00:31:34,100
Mr. Harris!
353
00:31:34,308 --> 00:31:36,143
Can we ask you
a few questions, Mr. Harris?
354
00:31:36,352 --> 00:31:38,562
- Right over here.
- I got one word for you Freddie.
355
00:31:38,771 --> 00:31:40,064
- What's that?
- Product placement.
356
00:31:40,272 --> 00:31:41,232
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
357
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,359
Product placement,
I like the sound of that.
358
00:31:43,567 --> 00:31:45,277
While we're going
around the house...
359
00:31:45,486 --> 00:31:47,071
discovering the secrets
of Michael Myers
360
00:31:47,279 --> 00:31:52,410
we could be drinking Pepsi
or sporting The Gap, right?
361
00:31:52,618 --> 00:31:57,373
Nice sexy thinking.
I kind of like that.
362
00:31:57,581 --> 00:31:58,999
How's everyone doing
this evening?
363
00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:01,085
We're gonna get it started
like this, see?
364
00:32:01,293 --> 00:32:02,670
In the next ten minutes,
365
00:32:02,878 --> 00:32:04,004
we are going to enter a mystery
366
00:32:04,213 --> 00:32:06,298
wrapped up inside of a riddle
inside of an enigma.
367
00:32:06,507 --> 00:32:09,593
Now, remember this.
Everything you see...
368
00:32:09,802 --> 00:32:12,555
absolutely everything
you see is real.
369
00:32:12,763 --> 00:32:14,432
There's no actors...
370
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,559
none of the components
or contents in the house
371
00:32:16,767 --> 00:32:18,602
have been messed with,
mixed up, diluted
372
00:32:18,811 --> 00:32:22,648
or tampered with in any shape,
form, or fashion whatsoever.
373
00:32:22,857 --> 00:32:25,401
Now, I'm not exactly sure
what's gonna happen...
374
00:32:25,609 --> 00:32:28,446
but what I do know is
that no one will be allowed...
375
00:32:28,654 --> 00:32:30,489
to leave until
the show is over.
376
00:32:30,698 --> 00:32:33,451
Our top-of-the-line, state-of-the-art
camera surveillance system...
377
00:32:33,659 --> 00:32:35,870
will be picking up anyone
who tries to sneak out.
378
00:32:40,624 --> 00:32:46,005
Let the Dangertainment begin
out this motherfucker.
379
00:32:46,213 --> 00:32:49,425
Well, people, let's do it.
380
00:32:49,633 --> 00:32:51,427
(Horn blows)
381
00:33:12,406 --> 00:33:14,325
Rudy!
382
00:33:17,369 --> 00:33:21,665
Way to go.
This is gonna be fun.
383
00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:38,766
Looks like nothing's
been touched in years.
384
00:33:44,104 --> 00:33:45,481
I read that
after the murders...
385
00:33:45,689 --> 00:33:46,815
the family
just sealed it up...
386
00:33:47,024 --> 00:33:49,360
and left without
taking anything with them.
387
00:33:49,568 --> 00:33:53,405
Well, it's not exactly a house
you put on the market.
388
00:33:53,614 --> 00:33:55,074
Yeah, but I'll bet it has...
389
00:33:55,282 --> 00:33:58,077
one of those big nice
old kitchens, you know?
390
00:34:00,162 --> 00:34:01,205
Where are you going?
391
00:34:01,413 --> 00:34:02,748
I'm gonna check it out.
392
00:34:02,957 --> 00:34:05,751
What are we gonna do?
393
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,753
We don't have to do anything.
394
00:34:07,962 --> 00:34:10,214
Technically,
we just have to be in the house.
395
00:34:10,422 --> 00:34:12,174
Aren't we supposed
to be looking for answers?
396
00:34:12,383 --> 00:34:13,384
Alright.
397
00:34:13,592 --> 00:34:15,427
The devil made him do it.
I'm done.
398
00:34:16,887 --> 00:34:18,722
We owe it to the
people watching...
399
00:34:18,931 --> 00:34:22,184
to at least take a look around.
400
00:34:22,393 --> 00:34:23,561
Oh, that's cute.
401
00:34:23,769 --> 00:34:26,438
You're already worried
about your fan base?
402
00:34:29,316 --> 00:34:33,612
You are this close
to getting voted off the island.
403
00:34:37,658 --> 00:34:40,035
Hey, check this out.
404
00:34:40,244 --> 00:34:42,288
You want something
tasty and delicious?
405
00:34:44,290 --> 00:34:46,083
You ever tasted
forty-year-old fennel?
406
00:34:46,292 --> 00:34:49,336
Eww, don't.
It's got to be rotten.
407
00:34:49,545 --> 00:34:51,422
- That's strange.
- What?
408
00:34:51,630 --> 00:34:55,217
- It smells fresh.
- Yeah, it does.
409
00:34:58,512 --> 00:35:01,432
You know, Donna,
you got great legs.
410
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,183
What time do they open?
411
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:05,978
That'd be 1:00?
412
00:35:07,855 --> 00:35:09,648
God damn.
413
00:35:12,860 --> 00:35:14,820
Sara.
414
00:35:17,948 --> 00:35:20,534
You think this is the one
that he used to do his thing?
415
00:35:20,743 --> 00:35:23,829
No. They'd keep that in
an evidence locker somewhere.
416
00:35:24,038 --> 00:35:25,331
Whew.
417
00:35:33,130 --> 00:35:35,716
- Boo.
- Aah!
418
00:35:35,924 --> 00:35:39,136
- What, are you scared?
- No.
419
00:35:39,345 --> 00:35:40,679
What's in here?
420
00:35:46,477 --> 00:35:47,645
What is that?
421
00:35:52,775 --> 00:35:55,069
OK, so I admit...
422
00:35:55,277 --> 00:35:58,364
that this place
is a little creepy, OK?
423
00:35:58,572 --> 00:36:01,659
No, no, no, no.
You have no idea.
424
00:36:01,867 --> 00:36:05,245
- Look at this.
- Wow, a chair.
425
00:36:05,454 --> 00:36:06,580
My God.
426
00:36:06,789 --> 00:36:09,667
Do you think they actually
kept him in this?
427
00:36:11,502 --> 00:36:12,586
What is that?
428
00:36:12,795 --> 00:36:15,089
Looks like the medieval key
to Sara's chastity belt.
429
00:36:15,255 --> 00:36:17,841
- Rudy!
- OK, yeah.
430
00:36:18,050 --> 00:36:20,803
Maybe we should
poke around a bit...
431
00:36:21,011 --> 00:36:22,304
see what else we can find.
432
00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:25,641
Ha! Aye-aye, captain.
433
00:36:27,017 --> 00:36:30,104
Why are you touching me?
434
00:36:30,312 --> 00:36:31,814
Don't.
435
00:36:33,607 --> 00:36:35,401
Go poke.
436
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:09,184
Hey, What's going on?
437
00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:10,978
Sexy.
438
00:37:12,479 --> 00:37:14,732
Look at you!
439
00:37:19,653 --> 00:37:21,113
Scott, what are we doing here?
440
00:37:21,321 --> 00:37:23,824
Hey, come on, man,
be cool, all right?
441
00:37:24,032 --> 00:37:26,827
Relax. Have fun. Shit.
442
00:37:28,287 --> 00:37:29,663
Hey, Myles,
do you think anyone will know...
443
00:37:29,872 --> 00:37:32,040
we're supposed to be
from "Pulp Fiction"?
444
00:37:56,857 --> 00:37:57,941
- Huhh!
- Huhh!
445
00:38:36,730 --> 00:38:38,565
Today, you're scared of
the boogeyman.
446
00:38:38,774 --> 00:38:40,484
Ha ha ha!
447
00:38:40,692 --> 00:38:44,029
He's gonna get you.
He's coming behind you.
448
00:38:44,238 --> 00:38:45,531
Boogeyman!
449
00:39:42,129 --> 00:39:44,006
Ohh! Shit!
450
00:39:44,214 --> 00:39:46,008
Careful, Jen.
451
00:39:46,216 --> 00:39:48,927
Ahem. Hands off, bud.
452
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,325
Bet this is Judith's room.
453
00:40:11,533 --> 00:40:14,912
You know, the older sister.
454
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:18,290
The one he killed
when he was six years old.
455
00:40:18,498 --> 00:40:22,252
Hey! Keep the camera
on the money here.
456
00:40:22,461 --> 00:40:25,172
I think it happened
when she was right there.
457
00:40:27,132 --> 00:40:29,259
Poor little Judith...
458
00:40:29,468 --> 00:40:31,303
helpless...
459
00:40:31,511 --> 00:40:34,640
brushing her hair...
460
00:40:34,848 --> 00:40:38,435
young...and naked.
461
00:40:40,228 --> 00:40:42,105
Yeah, because
that's gonna happen, right?
462
00:40:42,314 --> 00:40:44,107
Come on, Jen.
463
00:40:44,316 --> 00:40:45,901
One flash,
and you could light up...
464
00:40:46,109 --> 00:40:48,862
a thousand computer screens.
465
00:40:49,071 --> 00:40:50,656
Launch your whole career.
466
00:40:57,996 --> 00:40:59,373
You think?
467
00:41:27,567 --> 00:41:30,404
You crack me up.
468
00:41:35,283 --> 00:41:37,452
It's a good wardrobe
for you, Jen.
469
00:41:48,755 --> 00:41:51,341
Wait! No! There was
somebody else in the hall!
470
00:41:54,261 --> 00:41:56,555
Come on.
471
00:42:05,731 --> 00:42:08,525
Come on, lover boy.
472
00:42:08,734 --> 00:42:10,152
- Whoa!
- Aah!
473
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:13,405
What are you doing,
you big perv?
474
00:42:13,613 --> 00:42:16,867
They're exploring the house
of a mass murderer--live.
475
00:42:17,075 --> 00:42:18,076
You want to watch?
476
00:42:18,285 --> 00:42:20,078
- No way.
- Sure.
477
00:42:20,287 --> 00:42:21,788
Oh, OK.
478
00:42:21,955 --> 00:42:23,457
Impulse control disorder.
479
00:42:23,665 --> 00:42:25,250
Huh?
480
00:42:25,459 --> 00:42:28,128
That's my theory.
481
00:42:28,336 --> 00:42:31,965
I think Michael Myers
had fits of rage...
482
00:42:32,174 --> 00:42:34,593
that he could not control.
483
00:42:34,801 --> 00:42:40,599
Kind of like a klepto
or a nympho or a pyro.
484
00:42:42,893 --> 00:42:45,896
So, instead of
stealing silverware...
485
00:42:46,104 --> 00:42:49,357
he slashes the necks
of teenage girls, huh?
486
00:42:49,566 --> 00:42:51,943
Oh, come on...
487
00:42:52,152 --> 00:42:55,489
haven't you ever had an impulse
that you could not control?
488
00:42:55,697 --> 00:42:58,992
- Continuously.
- You mean continually.
489
00:42:59,201 --> 00:43:02,496
"Continuous" means
continuing uninterrupted...
490
00:43:02,704 --> 00:43:05,540
while "continual" means
reoccurring periodically.
491
00:43:05,749 --> 00:43:08,460
Donna, when are you gonna
get out of your head...
492
00:43:08,668 --> 00:43:09,920
and start thinking
with your body?
493
00:43:10,879 --> 00:43:12,005
Please.
494
00:43:12,214 --> 00:43:15,383
Does that line ever actually work
on the chicks in the music department?
495
00:43:15,592 --> 00:43:19,096
Art history, too.
Sometimes even poli sci.
496
00:43:19,304 --> 00:43:21,807
Well, it doesn't cut it
with critical studies.
497
00:43:22,015 --> 00:43:23,100
Bummer.
498
00:43:26,311 --> 00:43:29,022
Besides,
screwing a music major...
499
00:43:29,231 --> 00:43:32,359
would be tantamount
to lesbianism.
500
00:43:32,567 --> 00:43:33,985
I could get into that.
501
00:43:41,493 --> 00:43:43,745
Sara, I'm telling you,
it's in the food.
502
00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:45,497
Remember that guy
who was on trial...
503
00:43:45,705 --> 00:43:46,915
for murder in San Francisco?
504
00:43:47,124 --> 00:43:48,458
All he ate was Twinkies.
505
00:43:48,667 --> 00:43:51,837
Rudy, do you ever think about
anything other than food?
506
00:43:52,045 --> 00:43:53,672
Wouldn't you like to know?
507
00:43:56,258 --> 00:43:57,884
Jen?
508
00:44:03,348 --> 00:44:05,225
Jen?
509
00:44:05,433 --> 00:44:06,434
What's going on?
510
00:44:06,643 --> 00:44:07,853
- What happened?
- I don't know.
511
00:44:08,061 --> 00:44:09,604
I turned my back for a second
and she was gone.
512
00:44:09,813 --> 00:44:10,856
Jen!
513
00:44:11,064 --> 00:44:12,566
Jen?
514
00:44:18,780 --> 00:44:19,906
Jen?
515
00:44:21,449 --> 00:44:22,576
Jen.
516
00:44:24,661 --> 00:44:26,288
Jen?
517
00:44:32,711 --> 00:44:33,962
Jen?
518
00:44:37,382 --> 00:44:38,425
Jen?
519
00:44:38,633 --> 00:44:40,427
(Screaming)
520
00:44:43,346 --> 00:44:45,015
Turn it down!
521
00:44:45,223 --> 00:44:48,143
- Gotcha!
- God! Bitch.
522
00:44:48,351 --> 00:44:49,394
Slut!
523
00:44:49,603 --> 00:44:52,981
That's not right, OK?
You're foul.
524
00:44:53,190 --> 00:44:55,025
Uhh, so foul.
525
00:44:55,233 --> 00:44:59,821
This is to us,
for successfully--
526
00:45:00,030 --> 00:45:01,531
let me give you
a little more--
527
00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:03,533
puttin' together
something collectively...
528
00:45:03,742 --> 00:45:06,703
so ingenious
as a team and a duo...
529
00:45:06,912 --> 00:45:08,997
that we should definitely
be able to secure...
530
00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:11,041
a lot of food on the table
for ourselves...
531
00:45:11,249 --> 00:45:13,335
as long as everything
goes as nicely...
532
00:45:13,543 --> 00:45:14,920
as it's goin' right now.
533
00:45:22,219 --> 00:45:24,930
I'm gonna get her
back for that.
534
00:45:25,138 --> 00:45:26,223
Watch me.
535
00:45:28,808 --> 00:45:30,852
Oh, my God!
536
00:45:31,061 --> 00:45:32,562
Cheers.
537
00:45:37,567 --> 00:45:40,237
Oh, no! No!
538
00:45:41,488 --> 00:45:44,574
Mm. Mm.
539
00:45:44,783 --> 00:45:46,076
Wait, what just happened?
540
00:45:46,284 --> 00:45:49,579
- We just lost Bill's camera.
- Oh, shit.
541
00:45:49,788 --> 00:45:52,457
He must've dropped it.
Fucking idiot.
542
00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:54,125
Find another view
quickly, please.
543
00:45:54,334 --> 00:45:56,002
Freddie, relax.
544
00:45:56,211 --> 00:45:58,004
I think this is
going really well.
545
00:45:58,213 --> 00:46:00,006
- Really, baby?
- Yes.
546
00:46:00,215 --> 00:46:01,675
We are doing our thing.
547
00:46:01,883 --> 00:46:02,842
OK.
548
00:46:03,051 --> 00:46:05,262
To Dangertainment.
549
00:46:05,470 --> 00:46:08,265
Salud. Heh heh heh.
550
00:46:08,473 --> 00:46:12,602
And this must be the bed
where he was conceived.
551
00:46:12,811 --> 00:46:14,938
Stop showing off, Jen.
552
00:46:41,506 --> 00:46:42,757
Aaaah!
553
00:46:42,966 --> 00:46:44,301
Aaaah!
554
00:46:44,509 --> 00:46:46,177
Rudy!
555
00:46:46,386 --> 00:46:48,096
- Sara!
- Jen, help me!
556
00:46:48,305 --> 00:46:49,389
Are you OK?
557
00:46:51,016 --> 00:46:55,312
Rudy, help. Sara!
558
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:58,648
Ewww.
559
00:46:58,857 --> 00:47:00,984
- God.
- What happened?
560
00:47:01,192 --> 00:47:03,403
What is that thing?
561
00:47:09,284 --> 00:47:13,121
Hey, is this that
Michael Myers thing?
562
00:47:13,330 --> 00:47:14,497
Yeah.
563
00:47:14,706 --> 00:47:16,958
A'ight, cool.
564
00:47:18,251 --> 00:47:20,462
Yeah, OK.
565
00:47:30,972 --> 00:47:32,265
What is this?
566
00:47:38,229 --> 00:47:41,441
Oh. Sorry.
567
00:47:41,649 --> 00:47:43,360
Are you?
568
00:47:43,568 --> 00:47:45,737
You're such a Lothario.
569
00:47:45,945 --> 00:47:47,614
Um...
570
00:47:47,822 --> 00:47:50,575
I don't know what that
means exactly, but...
571
00:47:50,784 --> 00:47:52,243
Just go with it.
572
00:47:53,995 --> 00:47:56,164
Hold on.
I just thought of something.
573
00:47:57,415 --> 00:48:00,251
Hold on?
574
00:48:00,460 --> 00:48:02,337
You've got to be kidding me.
575
00:48:02,545 --> 00:48:05,632
What, are you
looking for "Playboys"?
576
00:48:13,723 --> 00:48:15,308
This ain't right.
577
00:48:15,517 --> 00:48:18,937
Well, it's obvious
that the boy was subject...
578
00:48:19,145 --> 00:48:22,524
to emotional and physical abuse.
579
00:48:22,732 --> 00:48:25,360
No, I mean all of this.
It's not right.
580
00:48:25,568 --> 00:48:27,362
It's too easy.
581
00:48:27,570 --> 00:48:30,448
Why is all this stuff
still here?
582
00:48:30,657 --> 00:48:32,909
Answer that, Nancy Drew.
583
00:48:33,118 --> 00:48:35,954
Where's Bill?
584
00:48:36,162 --> 00:48:38,373
He's probably
still mad at me.
585
00:48:38,581 --> 00:48:42,919
He's gonna jump out of
somewhere and try and scare me.
586
00:48:43,128 --> 00:48:44,504
You watch.
587
00:48:47,465 --> 00:48:49,259
You watch.
588
00:49:13,825 --> 00:49:17,745
Jim? Uh.
589
00:49:29,966 --> 00:49:34,053
You know, if I'm keeping
you from something...
590
00:49:34,262 --> 00:49:35,388
just let me know.
591
00:49:35,597 --> 00:49:36,806
Look.
592
00:49:43,646 --> 00:49:46,566
- Voila.
- Clever boy.
593
00:49:57,327 --> 00:49:59,204
See,
they're looking for clues.
594
00:49:59,412 --> 00:50:02,373
Something that might explain
why Michael Myers went bad.
595
00:50:02,582 --> 00:50:04,584
- Oh.
- Jeez.
596
00:50:04,792 --> 00:50:06,169
Hey, Scott. What's up?
597
00:50:06,377 --> 00:50:08,671
God, nice costume.
598
00:50:38,326 --> 00:50:39,619
Whoa.
599
00:50:42,830 --> 00:50:46,501
Hey, you think they
kept him down here?
600
00:50:46,709 --> 00:50:49,879
Maybe. Look at this.
601
00:50:50,088 --> 00:50:53,925
What? What is it?
602
00:50:54,133 --> 00:50:56,469
It's some sort
of weird harness.
603
00:50:56,678 --> 00:51:01,808
This whole place looks like
some sort of sadistic playpen.
604
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:07,397
Ah ha ha.
605
00:51:07,605 --> 00:51:10,525
And you know what
that makes me think?
606
00:51:10,733 --> 00:51:11,901
What?
607
00:51:12,110 --> 00:51:15,613
There's definitely
no cameras down here.
608
00:51:43,766 --> 00:51:45,310
I could be a camera.
609
00:51:51,316 --> 00:51:52,775
Say something smart.
610
00:51:54,736 --> 00:51:56,654
Existence precedes essence.
611
00:52:03,953 --> 00:52:05,538
God, you are sexy.
612
00:52:27,101 --> 00:52:31,648
Whoa! Oh, shit!
613
00:52:38,905 --> 00:52:40,281
That worked perfectly!
614
00:52:40,490 --> 00:52:43,284
Whoa! That is
what I'm talking about.
615
00:52:44,619 --> 00:52:47,413
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! All his victims!
616
00:52:47,622 --> 00:52:50,291
It's a mass grave!
617
00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:51,793
Oh, my God!
618
00:52:56,756 --> 00:52:58,675
Oh, God.
619
00:52:58,883 --> 00:53:01,886
All of his victims. Oh!
620
00:53:03,596 --> 00:53:06,057
Shit. Look at this.
621
00:53:06,265 --> 00:53:08,184
I don't
fucking believe this.
622
00:53:08,393 --> 00:53:09,686
What?
623
00:53:09,894 --> 00:53:12,563
Made in fucking Taiwan.
624
00:54:20,965 --> 00:54:23,009
Oh, shit, man!
625
00:54:23,217 --> 00:54:25,136
Charley,
where the fuck you been?
626
00:54:25,344 --> 00:54:27,847
We've been lookin' all over
this motherfucker for you!
627
00:54:28,055 --> 00:54:30,141
And why the hell are you
dressed like me anyway?
628
00:54:30,349 --> 00:54:32,101
I ain't payin' you
to be Michael Myers.
629
00:54:32,310 --> 00:54:33,895
I'm playin' Michael Myers!
630
00:54:34,103 --> 00:54:35,521
If them kids come around...
631
00:54:35,730 --> 00:54:37,482
and see us dressed up
in the same shit...
632
00:54:37,690 --> 00:54:40,943
you'll ruin the whole effect,
God damn it.
633
00:54:41,152 --> 00:54:43,321
What the hell
is wrong with you?
634
00:54:43,529 --> 00:54:46,282
What you lookin' at me
like that for?
635
00:54:46,491 --> 00:54:48,951
Huh? You don't get it?
636
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:51,162
Your shit ain't workin'
up there?
637
00:54:51,370 --> 00:54:54,373
Take your ass in the back
of the garage with Nora.
638
00:54:54,582 --> 00:54:55,708
That's your job.
639
00:54:55,917 --> 00:54:58,461
Go back there with Nora
and help her ass out.
640
00:54:58,669 --> 00:54:59,754
Go do your job.
641
00:54:59,962 --> 00:55:03,382
I left the back door
unlocked for your ass...
642
00:55:03,591 --> 00:55:06,385
to go out the back
into the garage.
643
00:55:06,594 --> 00:55:07,637
That's what I did.
644
00:55:07,845 --> 00:55:10,473
You need to get the hell
outta here.
645
00:55:10,681 --> 00:55:12,475
Go on, scoot! Skedaddle!
646
00:55:12,683 --> 00:55:14,685
Get the fuck out of Dodge!
647
00:55:21,859 --> 00:55:24,904
God damn. What the hell's
somebody gotta do...
648
00:55:25,112 --> 00:55:27,323
to get a little decent help
up in this motherfucker?
649
00:55:27,532 --> 00:55:29,617
God damn it. Come on.
650
00:55:29,826 --> 00:55:32,078
Let's go find Freddie.
651
00:55:35,998 --> 00:55:37,917
This is bullshit.
652
00:55:54,767 --> 00:55:56,185
Hey, Jim?
653
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:01,524
You gotta see this.
654
00:56:49,405 --> 00:56:51,782
Gross.
655
00:56:56,078 --> 00:56:57,705
Hey, Freddie.
656
00:56:57,914 --> 00:57:00,291
Is this all part of the setup?
657
00:57:16,307 --> 00:57:19,560
"Laurie Strode,
sister of Michael Myers...
658
00:57:19,769 --> 00:57:22,313
"survives Halloween night
massacre."
659
00:57:33,991 --> 00:57:36,786
Heh. Nice prop.
660
00:57:38,371 --> 00:57:39,538
Aah!
661
00:57:41,207 --> 00:57:42,291
Oh, my God!
662
00:57:44,585 --> 00:57:47,672
Oh, my God!
663
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:50,007
Is anybody else seeing this?
664
00:57:52,927 --> 00:57:54,345
Jim?
665
00:57:59,141 --> 00:58:00,518
Aaah!
666
00:58:02,061 --> 00:58:03,312
Aaah!
667
00:58:06,023 --> 00:58:07,483
Aah! Oh, my God!
668
00:58:07,692 --> 00:58:09,193
No!
669
00:58:15,032 --> 00:58:17,451
Help! Somebody!
670
00:58:17,660 --> 00:58:20,162
Someone help! Oh, my God!
671
00:58:20,371 --> 00:58:23,499
This isn't funny anymore!
672
00:58:25,251 --> 00:58:28,629
Help me! Somebody help!
673
00:58:28,838 --> 00:58:29,880
This is not funny!
674
00:58:35,261 --> 00:58:37,054
Oh, my God!
675
00:58:37,263 --> 00:58:39,724
Stay away from me! Aah!
676
00:58:40,850 --> 00:58:44,478
Aah! Aah!
677
00:58:44,687 --> 00:58:46,605
Aah!
678
00:58:50,818 --> 00:58:52,236
Aah!
679
00:59:18,596 --> 00:59:20,181
That was so fake.
680
00:59:20,389 --> 00:59:21,932
No, no, wait.
Wait, you guys.
681
00:59:22,141 --> 00:59:25,311
That really happened.
She was just killed.
682
00:59:27,813 --> 00:59:29,774
Man, you're gullible.
683
00:59:29,982 --> 00:59:31,358
Get outta here.
684
00:59:40,201 --> 00:59:42,078
It's a good thing
there's no cameras in here.
685
00:59:44,622 --> 00:59:46,540
We're wearing cameras.
686
00:59:50,669 --> 00:59:51,796
Whoosh.
687
01:00:23,119 --> 01:00:24,495
Aaaah!
688
01:00:24,703 --> 01:00:26,747
Michael's here!
689
01:00:26,956 --> 01:00:28,874
I saw him!
He's in the house!
690
01:00:29,083 --> 01:00:30,584
He's here!
691
01:00:31,877 --> 01:00:33,003
Oh, my God.
692
01:00:33,212 --> 01:00:35,506
What's going on?
What you talking about here?
693
01:00:35,714 --> 01:00:36,841
Don't do this, girl.
694
01:00:37,049 --> 01:00:38,801
You're bringing me down
on this beautiful evening.
695
01:00:39,009 --> 01:00:41,387
There's nobody here.
You're just bugging out again.
696
01:00:41,595 --> 01:00:42,680
It's not funny, OK?
697
01:00:42,888 --> 01:00:45,307
- Stop it, OK?
- He's down in that room.
698
01:00:45,516 --> 01:00:49,270
There is one, two, three, four,
five, six people in the house.
699
01:00:49,478 --> 01:00:51,480
There's no Michael Myers here.
There's nobody.
700
01:00:51,689 --> 01:00:54,108
Listen,
I saw him right over there.
701
01:00:54,316 --> 01:00:56,443
He's in here?
Ooh. Michael Myers.
702
01:00:56,652 --> 01:00:57,611
Where's Michael Myers?
703
01:00:57,820 --> 01:00:59,572
Michael Myers!
I don't see nothing.
704
01:00:59,780 --> 01:01:02,283
- He was in here.
- You're bringing me down.
705
01:01:02,491 --> 01:01:04,493
Rudy, I saw--Aaaah!
706
01:01:04,702 --> 01:01:06,287
Rudy!
707
01:01:06,495 --> 01:01:09,373
Uhh! Uhh!
708
01:01:09,582 --> 01:01:11,208
- Fucker!
- Whoa, whoa!
709
01:01:11,417 --> 01:01:13,752
Turn off the cameras!
710
01:01:13,961 --> 01:01:16,213
- Get it back online.
- What's wrong?
711
01:01:16,422 --> 01:01:17,882
Cut to
a different camera angle.
712
01:01:18,090 --> 01:01:21,635
It's me. Freddie.
713
01:01:21,844 --> 01:01:24,180
Freddie.
What the fuck are you doing?
714
01:01:24,388 --> 01:01:25,848
Damn, man, you hit me...
715
01:01:26,056 --> 01:01:28,642
like I murdered
your fuckin' mother.
716
01:01:28,851 --> 01:01:30,269
Relax, man.
717
01:01:30,477 --> 01:01:32,688
I'm only tryin' to give
America a good show.
718
01:01:32,897 --> 01:01:35,524
So none of
this shit is real, right?
719
01:01:35,733 --> 01:01:36,901
Like the furniture...
720
01:01:37,109 --> 01:01:39,153
the photos,
all the fucked up toys?
721
01:01:39,361 --> 01:01:41,030
It's all fake.
We've been set up.
722
01:01:41,238 --> 01:01:43,240
You knew you didn't have
a show anyone would watch...
723
01:01:43,449 --> 01:01:45,784
so you set us all up
at our fucking expense, huh?
724
01:01:45,993 --> 01:01:47,828
What expense
are you talkin' about?
725
01:01:48,037 --> 01:01:50,581
You ain't contributed a dime
to settin' up this shit.
726
01:01:50,789 --> 01:01:53,209
Besides, don't nobody
want to see any of y'all...
727
01:01:53,417 --> 01:01:55,002
runnin' around
no empty house...
728
01:01:55,211 --> 01:01:57,546
possibly comin' up
with nothing any-damn-way.
729
01:01:57,755 --> 01:01:59,924
America don't like reality,
first of all.
730
01:02:00,132 --> 01:02:03,135
Second of all,
they think that shit is boring.
731
01:02:03,344 --> 01:02:05,471
They want
a little razzle-dazzle...
732
01:02:05,679 --> 01:02:08,432
a little pizazz,
a little thrill in their life.
733
01:02:08,641 --> 01:02:10,309
And us being the ones
that give it to 'em--
734
01:02:10,517 --> 01:02:12,353
I don't see
nothin' wrong with that.
735
01:02:12,561 --> 01:02:14,521
I so did not sign up for this.
736
01:02:14,730 --> 01:02:16,857
Y'all need to do me a favor,
all right?
737
01:02:17,066 --> 01:02:20,319
Go along with this shit.
Don't blow it. Not now.
738
01:02:20,527 --> 01:02:22,488
You really have no idea...
739
01:02:22,696 --> 01:02:24,365
of how nicely
I worked things out...
740
01:02:24,573 --> 01:02:26,033
so that we all can receive...
741
01:02:26,242 --> 01:02:29,286
somewhat of a robust back end
when this shit is all over.
742
01:02:29,495 --> 01:02:31,872
I don't know what you want to do
about your share...
743
01:02:32,081 --> 01:02:33,832
but please
don't fuck it up for me.
744
01:02:34,041 --> 01:02:36,001
I want my money, a'ight?
745
01:02:36,210 --> 01:02:38,963
Now, if you don't mind,
I'd like to go...
746
01:02:39,171 --> 01:02:41,298
scare the shit out of some more
of these motherfuckers...
747
01:02:41,507 --> 01:02:44,176
so, I'm gonna get it crackin'.
748
01:02:44,385 --> 01:02:46,595
Y'all do what
the fuck y'all gotta do.
749
01:02:46,804 --> 01:02:49,223
See y'all. Ha ha ha ha!
750
01:02:49,431 --> 01:02:51,809
- All right.
- We have it.
751
01:02:52,017 --> 01:02:54,186
- Turn up the sound.
- Where'd everybody go?
752
01:02:56,230 --> 01:03:02,069
(coughing)
753
01:03:16,292 --> 01:03:17,543
Ohh.
754
01:03:19,169 --> 01:03:20,546
There you are, Bill.
755
01:03:20,754 --> 01:03:23,299
So what
do you guys want to do?
756
01:03:23,507 --> 01:03:26,468
I don't know.
I could use the money.
757
01:03:26,677 --> 01:03:29,888
No. Fuck that.
I'm out.
758
01:03:30,097 --> 01:03:31,390
Me too. I quit.
759
01:03:36,228 --> 01:03:37,396
Boo!
760
01:03:41,942 --> 01:03:43,986
She must be going
for the first internet Emmy.
761
01:03:46,697 --> 01:03:47,990
You can't scare us, Jen.
762
01:03:48,198 --> 01:03:49,408
You're gonna have to do
better than that.
763
01:03:56,665 --> 01:03:57,916
You too, Freddie.
764
01:04:01,253 --> 01:04:05,215
Aaaaaaah!
765
01:04:15,517 --> 01:04:17,603
- Eww!
- How'd they do that?
766
01:04:17,811 --> 01:04:20,647
- It's all digital effects.
- No, it isn't!
767
01:04:22,274 --> 01:04:23,359
Hello. 911?
768
01:04:26,195 --> 01:04:28,322
Oh, my God.
769
01:04:32,451 --> 01:04:34,995
- It's locked!
- Fuck.
770
01:04:35,204 --> 01:04:37,706
Go in there!
Go in there now!
771
01:04:57,351 --> 01:04:59,686
Jim, run! Run!
772
01:04:59,895 --> 01:05:01,438
Ah!
773
01:05:01,647 --> 01:05:04,566
Oh! Aah!
774
01:05:13,617 --> 01:05:15,619
Uhh.
775
01:05:35,556 --> 01:05:39,059
Hey, Michael!
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
776
01:05:39,268 --> 01:05:41,145
You want a piece of me?
777
01:05:58,495 --> 01:06:01,206
You should try a little less
protein in your diet.
778
01:06:01,415 --> 01:06:03,459
Control some
of that aggression, huh?
779
01:06:22,519 --> 01:06:23,604
Want some of this, huh?
780
01:06:25,147 --> 01:06:27,232
I know what 911 is for!
781
01:06:27,441 --> 01:06:29,401
This is an emergency.
It's not a hoax.
782
01:06:32,488 --> 01:06:34,907
Motherfucker, come on.
Trying to fucking kill me?
783
01:06:35,115 --> 01:06:37,534
Come on!
You like sushi, motherfucker?!
784
01:06:37,743 --> 01:06:40,746
You gonna fucking kill me?
785
01:06:40,954 --> 01:06:42,080
Oh, shit.
786
01:07:38,554 --> 01:07:40,180
Somebody...
787
01:07:40,389 --> 01:07:42,099
somebody out there,
please help us.
788
01:07:42,307 --> 01:07:44,810
Somebody, please help us.
789
01:07:45,018 --> 01:07:47,896
She really is a very
talented actress.
790
01:08:01,702 --> 01:08:03,412
Deckard.
791
01:08:03,620 --> 01:08:05,872
Deckard, if you're there,
please let me know.
792
01:08:07,207 --> 01:08:09,668
Who's Deckard?
Myles is Deckard.
793
01:08:09,876 --> 01:08:10,919
What do you mean?
794
01:08:16,675 --> 01:08:21,138
Deckard,
he's killing all of us.
795
01:08:21,346 --> 01:08:22,514
He's killing us.
796
01:08:22,723 --> 01:08:23,724
There he is!
Upper right!
797
01:08:23,932 --> 01:08:26,059
- Zoom in!
- Go to the other camera.
798
01:08:26,268 --> 01:08:27,603
Tell her
he's coming up the stairs.
799
01:08:27,811 --> 01:08:30,564
This isn't funny anymore!
Do something!
800
01:08:49,833 --> 01:08:50,959
Aah!
801
01:08:53,503 --> 01:08:56,465
- He heard her!
- Oh, my God.
802
01:08:58,884 --> 01:09:00,677
He's at the door!
803
01:09:00,886 --> 01:09:02,387
Get her out!
804
01:09:34,670 --> 01:09:36,672
Oh, my God.
805
01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:38,840
- No!
- It's too high!
806
01:09:51,770 --> 01:09:52,854
No!
807
01:10:00,821 --> 01:10:01,905
Aaah!
808
01:10:13,291 --> 01:10:15,085
I can't see you!
809
01:10:26,847 --> 01:10:29,891
Deckard, where is he?
810
01:10:53,373 --> 01:10:54,416
Tell her to go!
811
01:10:54,624 --> 01:10:56,585
- Now's her chance.
- Come on, go!
812
01:11:42,047 --> 01:11:45,592
My God. Everybody's dead.
813
01:11:45,801 --> 01:11:48,136
Where is he?
814
01:11:48,345 --> 01:11:50,180
I don't know.
815
01:11:50,388 --> 01:11:54,226
We got to get the fuck
outta here now.
816
01:11:54,434 --> 01:11:55,977
Come on. Let's go.
817
01:12:15,747 --> 01:12:17,666
Oh, shit.
818
01:12:17,874 --> 01:12:19,626
Aaah!
819
01:12:33,974 --> 01:12:36,518
So, you want to be
on Dangertainment?
820
01:12:38,144 --> 01:12:40,522
Let's see what you got.
821
01:12:40,730 --> 01:12:42,315
Waau--hyah!
822
01:12:48,780 --> 01:12:50,156
Hvah!
823
01:13:02,586 --> 01:13:04,504
Aah!
824
01:13:06,506 --> 01:13:07,799
Yo, Mike, come see me.
825
01:13:08,008 --> 01:13:11,303
Michael, come and see me!
Look at me!
826
01:13:15,932 --> 01:13:18,435
You wanna fuck with me, huh?
827
01:13:18,643 --> 01:13:20,437
You motherfucker.
828
01:13:20,645 --> 01:13:22,147
Haaa-yah!
829
01:13:55,388 --> 01:13:58,892
Let's get outta here.
Come on.
830
01:13:59,100 --> 01:14:00,727
You all right?
831
01:14:00,936 --> 01:14:03,688
I saw his room.
832
01:14:03,897 --> 01:14:06,483
He's been living underneath
this fucking house...
833
01:14:06,691 --> 01:14:08,151
for who knows how long.
834
01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:10,111
Probably the last 20 years.
835
01:14:10,320 --> 01:14:11,529
Come on.
836
01:14:15,075 --> 01:14:18,578
I swear on my soul...
837
01:14:18,787 --> 01:14:21,039
I had no idea.
838
01:14:21,247 --> 01:14:23,083
I swear.
839
01:14:28,421 --> 01:14:31,633
Aw, shit.
840
01:14:31,841 --> 01:14:33,718
Come on. Let's go.
841
01:14:36,972 --> 01:14:39,516
Oh, my God.
He cut the cable.
842
01:14:39,724 --> 01:14:42,227
Where the fuck is he?
843
01:14:44,062 --> 01:14:45,647
This is bad.
844
01:14:47,399 --> 01:14:51,611
Deckard, where is he?
845
01:15:01,162 --> 01:15:03,915
' No!
' Run! Oh!
846
01:15:17,470 --> 01:15:19,681
Aah!
847
01:15:23,268 --> 01:15:24,519
No.
848
01:16:10,356 --> 01:16:12,275
Uhh.
849
01:16:15,236 --> 01:16:17,155
Oh, no.
850
01:16:42,806 --> 01:16:44,599
Aaaah!
851
01:16:45,725 --> 01:16:47,477
Uhh!
852
01:17:09,290 --> 01:17:11,000
Aah!
853
01:17:11,209 --> 01:17:12,961
Aah!
854
01:17:25,557 --> 01:17:27,642
Uhh.
855
01:18:19,736 --> 01:18:21,196
You bastard!
856
01:18:21,404 --> 01:18:23,615
This is for Jen!
857
01:18:25,658 --> 01:18:26,743
This is for Rudy!
858
01:18:30,163 --> 01:18:32,207
For all of them!
859
01:18:44,385 --> 01:18:45,637
Oh, shit.
860
01:18:51,142 --> 01:18:52,268
Aah!
861
01:18:57,440 --> 01:18:59,651
Aah!
862
01:20:06,634 --> 01:20:09,846
Trick or treat, motherfucker.
863
01:20:12,932 --> 01:20:14,475
Aaaah!
864
01:20:26,571 --> 01:20:27,655
No!
865
01:20:28,865 --> 01:20:30,325
No!
866
01:20:30,533 --> 01:20:31,617
Aah!
867
01:20:48,343 --> 01:20:49,886
Uhh!
868
01:20:50,094 --> 01:20:51,095
Aaah!
869
01:20:51,304 --> 01:20:52,805
Ohh!
870
01:21:06,069 --> 01:21:09,739
Burn, motherfucker! Burn!
871
01:21:11,574 --> 01:21:13,493
Sara!
872
01:21:15,828 --> 01:21:17,372
Come on, come on!
873
01:21:17,580 --> 01:21:18,664
Uhh!
874
01:21:18,873 --> 01:21:22,210
Hey, Mikey!
Happy fucking Halloween!
875
01:22:12,135 --> 01:22:14,804
Sara'? Sara Meyer'?
876
01:22:15,012 --> 01:22:17,807
- Sara?
- Can we get a statement?
877
01:22:18,015 --> 01:22:19,392
Hey, we can go live now.
878
01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:21,644
What happened
with Michael Myers?
879
01:22:21,853 --> 01:22:25,231
Thank you, Deckard.
You saved my life.
880
01:22:33,739 --> 01:22:35,575
What's it feel like
to be a hero, Sara?
881
01:22:35,783 --> 01:22:37,368
How does it feel now
that it's all over?
882
01:22:37,577 --> 01:22:39,328
What makes you so sure
it's over?
883
01:22:39,537 --> 01:22:40,621
Excuse me.
884
01:22:40,830 --> 01:22:42,874
- Watch the camera!
- No more cameras!
885
01:22:43,082 --> 01:22:45,501
Dangertainment
is off the air.
886
01:22:45,710 --> 01:22:47,378
Why don't
y'all show some respect?
887
01:22:47,587 --> 01:22:49,338
Mr. Harris, would you like
to make a statement?
888
01:22:49,547 --> 01:22:51,174
What can you tell us
about Michael Myers?
889
01:22:51,382 --> 01:22:53,843
Michael Myers
is not a sound bite...
890
01:22:54,051 --> 01:22:58,514
a spin-off, a tie-in,
some celebrity scandal.
891
01:22:58,723 --> 01:23:03,769
Michael Myers is a killer shark
in baggy-ass overalls...
892
01:23:03,978 --> 01:23:05,605
that gets his kicks
off of killing...
893
01:23:05,813 --> 01:23:08,149
everything and everyone
that he comes across.
894
01:23:08,357 --> 01:23:10,151
That's all.
895
01:23:10,359 --> 01:23:12,612
We're done dancing
for these cameras.
896
01:23:12,820 --> 01:23:14,155
Let's get outta here, Sara.
897
01:23:14,363 --> 01:23:17,074
But how are you
feeling right now?
898
01:23:17,283 --> 01:23:18,951
Heh.
899
01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:20,244
How am I feelin' now?
900
01:23:20,453 --> 01:23:23,039
You wanna know how
I'm feelin' right now?
901
01:23:23,247 --> 01:23:24,373
Feel this!
902
01:23:24,582 --> 01:23:26,667
My camera!
903
01:23:36,928 --> 01:23:38,262
That's him, isn't it?
904
01:23:38,471 --> 01:23:40,389
I want to see his face.
905
01:23:40,598 --> 01:23:45,478
I want to warn you, ma'am,
it's not a pretty sight.
906
01:23:48,356 --> 01:23:50,733
All right.
907
01:23:59,825 --> 01:24:01,035
Come on, back it off.
Let's go.
908
01:24:01,244 --> 01:24:02,370
Wow.
909
01:24:02,578 --> 01:24:04,997
You're lookin' a little crispy
over there, Mikey.
910
01:24:05,206 --> 01:24:07,833
Like some chicken-fried
motherfucker.
911
01:24:08,042 --> 01:24:12,630
Well, may he never,
ever rest in peace.
912
01:24:22,640 --> 01:24:24,600
Hey, how's it going?
913
01:24:24,809 --> 01:24:26,519
You've gotta be kidding me.
914
01:24:26,727 --> 01:24:27,979
Another one?
915
01:24:28,187 --> 01:24:29,480
It's your lucky night.
916
01:24:29,689 --> 01:24:30,898
You got a celebrity.
917
01:24:31,107 --> 01:24:33,985
Ooh, let me get
my autograph book.
918
01:24:34,193 --> 01:24:37,280
I'm not kidding.
It's Michael Myers.
919
01:24:37,488 --> 01:24:38,573
What?
920
01:24:42,285 --> 01:24:44,579
Get me a copy
of that autograph.
921
01:24:44,787 --> 01:24:46,080
- Yeah, sure.
- Ha ha!
922
01:24:46,289 --> 01:24:47,707
It's cracking me up.